From Camo To 'Lucky Charms' - Tucker Carlson's Hilarious List Of 100 "Racist" Things

Tyler Durden's picture

Authored by Amber Athey via The Daily Caller,

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson tweeted out Friday a hilarious list of 100 things people have deemed “racist” this year, and some of the entries are just unbelievable.

The Daily Caller founder geared up for the list by telling his followers that “we live in revolutionary times” and that some “wild things” happened in the past year.

Carlson gave each “racist” item its own separate tweet, and while the list is worth reading in its entirety, we’ve compiled some of the best ones for you here.

#1: Trees

A group of trees in Palm Springs, California, was considered racist because the trees separated an upscale golf course from a historically black neighborhood. City officials promised to kill the trees, ridding Palm Springs of a longtime symbol of oppression.

#8. Disney movies

Kat George, a writer for Vh1’s website, insisted in 2017 that some of your favorite Disney movies are racist. The Little Mermaid was listed as an offender because Sebastian, Ariel’s crab sidekick, spoke in an exaggerated Jamaican accent.

#13. Milk

Milk apparently became a symbol of the alt-right and neo-Nazis this year because racial minorities may be more likely to suffer from lactose intolerance. Even worse, the USDA’s dietary guidelines further such oppression by advertising dairy as an essential part of a healthy diet.

#18. Science

Students in South Africa declared that science is racist because it cannot explain “black magic” — no, really.

“I have a question for all the science people. There is a place in KZN called Umhlab’uyalingana, and they believe that through the magic, the black magic–you call it black magic, they call it witchcraft–you are able to send lightening to strike someone,” one student explained. “Can you explain that scientifically? Because it’s something that happens.”

#29. Military Camouflage

Don’t use face paint while sneaking through the jungle, or you might be accused of racism! The British Army was accused of donning “blackface” after they posted a picture of a soldier wearing dark face paint and holding a rifle.

#41. Lucky Charms

A diversity officer at Miami University was actually open to the idea of banning Lucky Charms because some undercover students claimed the cereal was racist against Irish Americans. Yikes.

#49. Expecting people to show up on time

In this case, timeliness is NOT next to godliness. Expecting students to show up on time to class might be insensitive to “cultural differences,” Clemson University said in a diversity training program.

#64. Babies

Looks like that diversity training might have to start sooner than expected. According to a study by the University of Toronto, babies show preferences to adults of their own race.

You can follow the full thread on Tucker’s Twitter account HERE.

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PitBullsRule's picture

The resistor color code is incredibly racist.

All resistors should be banned.

Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.

ThirdWorldNut's picture

Way to go liberals, make it whites vs blacks instead of us against 0.01%

Trust you guys/girls/trannies to fuck up every damn opportunity.

NoDebt's picture

"Kat George, a writer for Vh1’s website, insisted in 2017 that some of your favorite Disney movies are racist. The Little Mermaid was listed as an offender because Sebastian, Ariel’s crab sidekick, spoke in an exaggerated Jamaican accent."

Those aren't racist.  'Song Of The South' is racist.  Reminds me, I gotta put that DVD on for Christmas.

 

TeamDepends's picture

Lucky Charms, they're black-magically delicious!

Xena fobe's picture

No Irish person ever objected to Lucky Charms cereal.  But don't mess with their whisky. 

PT's picture

Re #1 - Trees Racist?
So there you go, in case you were wondering.  The racist card beats the green card.

y3maxx's picture

"69" is sexist, and racist.

bobcatz's picture

"1948" is racist. Why? The year the FAKE HEBREWS stole Palestine. http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-r

You say that, you're a racist.

CallzThroat's picture

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Xena fobe's picture

Good point.  Very sad for the poor trees.  It would be funny if they put up a wall in place if the trees. 

Implied Violins's picture

They should use bullet-proof plexiglass. That way they can still see them, and raise a middle finger towards Philadelphia.

waspwench's picture

Xena fobe: I believe that is the plan. Plus some chain link fencing.

Racism is apparently worse than a lack of aesthetic sense.

Amicus Curiae's picture

funny you should say that

seems the ,mayor said they might..put up privacy fences sometime after they rip the trees out at a huge cost!!

give the ones bitchin, the cost of removal of trees ,n see if theyre still so mouthy?

PT's picture

How do the idiots manage to keep their jobs?  In this case, maybe they were put there by a fencing contractor.
Or imagine:
Golf Club wants a wall because it is more solid than trees.
Council rejects it on environmental grounds (not allowed to kill trees).
"Trees are racist" idiot.
etc.  Problem solved.  Took an idiot to bypass another idiot.

 

;)

 

Endgame Napoleon's picture

It is a clever collection of identity politics absurdities, but I think RepubliCONs want underemployed Deplorables to focus on stuff like that, rather than on the shift from ending mass-scale, illegal, wage-cutting, welfare-bolstered immigration to another tax cut for the affluent, with more child-tax-credit welfare checks for citizen and immigrant parents. Which is no different than what Bush and Obama did except in the corporate tax cut area.

runswithscissors's picture

Trees are racist because they can be used for lynchings.

DPLETTENBERG's picture

I make a point of watching "Blazing Saddles" at least once every six months or so just to see how  much we have devolved in the last 40 years. It sould be required viewing on college campuses.

fockewulf190's picture

“It’s twu! It’s twu!”

chubbar's picture

I can't find a showing where the language isn't edited out, which takes most of the laughs along with it. Guess I'm just a frustrated racist.

SoDamnMad's picture

Just wait until the trees are gone and all those hooks or slices (can't tell where the tee is) start hitting the walls or windows of the black neighborhood.  You haven't lived until you had a Titleist hit your house at 7:00 AM.

Demologos's picture

They will have to rename them Entitleist because the balls are clearly symbols of white privilege.

New_Meat's picture

I was a seasoned piglet before I discerned that "Paddy Wagon" was raycis.  Then, in my enlightened state I recalled "Irish Pennant."

- Ned

t0mmyBerg's picture

And as far as I know, Irish isnt a race.  Culturalist maybe but racist?  Not really.  The two get confused most of the time. 

sun tzu's picture

Muslim isn't a race, but critism of Islam is racist

OverTheHedge's picture

I'm sorry, but it's bothering me.

Scots drink whisky, but the Irish drink whiskey.

http://www.whiskyforeveryone.com/whisky_basics/whisky_or_whiskey.html

It turns out I might be a pedant, for which I apologise.

I also don't even like whisky, or whiskey, for that matter.

ReturnOfDaMac's picture

Damn PitBull, funny enough thats how I was tought to remember the color code.

StychoKiller's picture

It shoulda been:

"BAD Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly."

Hinge Thunder's picture

But then how do yoiu remember if the first is black or brown..  Yes I was taught bad boys etc..  But soon internally transposed to black boys...

Amicus Curiae's picture

not how i was taught

we learnt roygbiv - black brown and the gold silver tolerance  %s  were  seperate

hairball48's picture

Bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly... Get Some Now is the suffix for %tolerance.

 

NoDebt's picture

I have no idea how you got 25 up-votes for a resistor color-code reference in a thinly read article but I salue you, sir.  

Taint Boil's picture

http://nearbus.net/wiki/images/7/7d/Resistor_color_codes.jpg

 

I was thinking the same thing  .... WTF, surprised too.... I worship the ground you walk on master!

It must be all the Russians who visit ......

UmbilicalMosqueSweeper's picture

Just Electronics nerds, like myself.

Barney Fife's picture

When I was an undergrad our grad students taught us that the mneumonic was Bad boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.

When I taught as a grad student that is what I passed on to my students too. Never heard it start with "Black". Of course this was the early to mid 90's so perhaps you learned in an earlier era? 

SoDamnMad's picture

Merry Christmas Tucker for putting so many idiots in their place this 2017.

Redneck Makin-tosh's picture

Brings to mind the motto of the French branch of the McKlueless Klan:

racisterai, racisteras, racistera, racisterons, racisterez, racsisteront

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

From the Jew-Kike owned fuck-wad that employs cocksuckers like this to tell the biggest lie that destroys their own (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5y8PtfKA14)!!!

Fuck Tucker and FUCK Jew-Kike owned MOTHERFUCKER FOX NEWS!!!

USA USA's picture

I am sure Captain Nemo would be proud!

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Tucker is full of Zionist sperm AT ALL TIMES!... Just like the "Sheila(s)"!!!

USA USA's picture

Ya gotta love ZeroHedge humor!

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Not humor and one bit funny "dancin" Jew!

Demologos's picture

Wow, did Rosie O'Donnell piss in your corn flakes this morning?

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Go order your egg foo yung and spring roles and just disappear for at least 24 hrs!

directaction's picture

Nice rant.

Five stars and one upvote

redmudhooch's picture

It Faux News! Like Breitbart, FAKE! Skip to end of 15 Years of Lies to see the real Tucker Carlson!

Anything on (((TV))) is nothing but lies and propaganda, stirring hate and division, its what (((they))) do best.

To bad no one is listening anymore, other than the crickets....

9/11 - 15 Years Of Lies An Cover-up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqNdjxp-Xc

Alex Jones : Fox News Hoax on Ron Paul Exposed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYMobcrupiQ

Jesse Ventura Explains 9/11 And Things To Hannity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-1Irh84lE

Mossad-Boy Sean Hannity foams at the mouth when discussing Iran. His particular hatred for Ahmadinejad extended to American “isolationists” who argued for improved relations with Iran (above: attacking “isolationist” Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan)

http://brutalproof.net/2017/04/sean-hannity-is-a-zionist-mouthpiece-at-f...

The LIES of Sean Hannity, Zionist Stooge and Media Assassin

http://careandwashingofthebrain.blogspot.com/2010/12/lies-of-sean-hannit...

Adolf Hitler vs The Jew World Order

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