>>20229
>what do you get a guy who's a block of muscle? Can't give him a gym membership

Deenz, tuna, oats, whey. We always need these things and they burn a hole in our pockets. They also last forever. You could bolt my doors and windows closed, and I could just survive on my supplies without needing to go to the store for month.

>or in my case chubby nerds

Fat confirmed.