>>21446
>>eThot Simulator
>>Market it to eThots
>>And even market it to orbiters

Players can choose between being an eThot, or an orbiter.
To be the best of them all, from either side.

To soar high in the eThot empire...

Or to have the rarest of pp's, and to even marry your eThot, to claim a victory no other orbiter shall know.

And after it, the bragging.
The honeymoon pp's.
The first child pp's.
The bedroom pp's.