Forgot to mention.

My fate is uh, meh, life's been weird. Some people have wished suffering on me, sadly. The result of their ways, willed it.

I'll just say that I'm a regular ol Joe. Turned to Sam from the evil of my heart, basically obsessed over marky and sam and it ruined my career and life. Masturbating to her a lot, and eventually Sam gave me money (which felt like hell within me, because I was only interested in Sam from my hopes for evil).

I must have been evil enough at this time to turn basically everyone away from me.

Oh and worse is, it turns out this is a very bad idea if you aren't a rich motherfucker.

I have not returned from this.
It's been like 10 years of hell non stop. My parents disowned me.

All because I browsed 4chan lol.
What's worse is I'm such a regular Joe that my suffering is in vain, like I just wanna be back eating cereal for breakfast and beating my meat to pornhub at night.

Nothin special lol.