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Also we've just received word from the Cotarelo Orbiting Institute that he acted this out entirely on an unsuspecting kennedi look alike, and this has led to G-lbert's family and friends uninviting him to annual new years get together.
Currently, Cotarelo Orbiting Institute and Ken Simpology are offering upwards of $100,000 for the victim and any other gauzy brunette who is willing to tell the police what G-lbert did to them.