Anonymous
07/07/2024 (Sun) 17:12
No.78164
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So you want to be an e-girl.
Do you have:
Accessible yet ethereal beauty? Are you a girl next door type? Or better yet, a tomboy next door?
Do you possess niche knowledge of things typically associated with socially backward teenage boys?
Do you have at least a rudimentary command of post-ironic quasi-4chan humor?
Will you post sexually suggestive photos as a minor while feigning shock at how they're perceived?
Are you willing to fuck at least one of your mid-tier orbitors, both infuriating and giving hope to the rest?
Can you generate enough lore to give your male audience a false sense of parasocial familiarity?
Will you disappear for long enough intervals to invite speculation of either your death or maturation?
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