/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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RULES Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. You have just stumbled upon the world's funniest female comedienne's fan page, Ashley Jones.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, technology enthusiast, free software advocate, and female comedienne. She made her debut in 2014 at only 15 years old.

Visit my website for written and video content: https://icum.to

1. Do NOT talk positively about trannies or gays.
Tranny sympathizers WILL be banned
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Film & Television Thread Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No. 4124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.4913 del
I'll check it out if my movie friend puts it on his plex. I guess I'm going to watch the last of us show or something.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.4914 del
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Apparently these girls are all AI generated...

The faces look generic, but just imaging making them with Ashley's face on them instead.
Those gorgeous green eyes and those delicious cheekbones of hers combined with those big juicy tits of these girls.... oh then combine it with an AI voice of hers berating and mocking you for being such a fucking loser, laughing at how pathetic you are. God I can only get so erect. The future is bright.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.4915 del
It would be very possible to make life like Ashleys. Sadly I just don’t have the time to mess with this stuff anymore. You make an epoch file with a ton of Ashley pics and ripped frames from her vids. Then load it in stable diffusion and there’s a third part to this that I would have to look up. That’s what I don’t have time for. You have to make a file to put in for recognition of “Ashley” in prompts. Your best bet would be to sniff around /g/ for this info. Alternatively there are apps that you could load her pics in and get out fun ai stuff but they cost money and don’t have the range of stable diffusion to make what you have in mind.
From there making a full blown video with img2img batching every frame of a model of some sort doing whatever then dubbing over ai ashley ai voice synth would be very doable. Maybe I’ll do some research this weekend. Lmk if you find anything.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.4916 del
Don't waste your time on such a stupid thing anon

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.4920 del
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Do not let femoids stand in the way of progress, anon.

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Art and pictures Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No. 538 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc

Anything Ash related old or new
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Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.4886 del
Not a foot guy. I'd rather that she cover them with knee high socks

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.4893 del
I never understood the appeal of feet

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.4895 del
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isnt that her in the bottom middle?

No I get this feeling

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.4918 del
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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.4919 del
Wait is this ai?

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DIY WITH ASHLEY Episode 1 Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No. 4428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).

This originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.
Edited last time by xmr on 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:28.
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Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.4795 del
A petite Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a various selection of milks and eggnogs

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.4799 del
She streams on Twitch.

After all these years, Im surprised her body hasnt given out and she isnt dead yet.

She will be soon when I get her pregnant

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.4803 del
She's mom of two.

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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.4917 del
well fuck, i had no idea i was carbonating my drinks with MO2 (monkeypox O2)

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Parcopresis Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No. 1934 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.4877 del
Ashley should do a ghost hunting video. Unless she's too scared...

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.4878 del
Never seen a ghost but about a month ago at 2am when I was slowly falling asleep I hear a voice talking loudly downstairs. It sounded feminine but I couldn’t make out what it was saying. Maybe it was coming all the way from the basement. It went on and on for about two or three minutes before fading away. I was the only person home. I sat up in bed to try to hear it better but still couldn’t determine what it was saying. No way I was going downstairs to see what it was. Told myself it was probably coming from a car outside and it sounding like it was in the house was some sort of audio illusion or something. Went back to sleep and it never happened again. Maybe it was ashley.

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.4880 del
I don't care what any JINCO wearer says, those things are just impractical and annoying to wear. Your lying to yourselves if you think otherwise JINCO wearers! Yes, I see you!

Damn, 2018. That would be a winner for the Cuckies for sure.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rklyukdVa8c [Embed]
It would be cool to see her remake an older video with her improved video editing skills

>Maybe it was ashley.
Maybe your insane?

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.4882 del
Nice work. Obviously the Ashely thing was a joke. Although I do wonder where she goes when she is not around.

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.4896 del
>Although I do wonder where she goes when she is not around.

Ive heard rumors she goes to the bathroom a lot. Like a lot, a lot.
Thats probably where she got her pronouns (poo/pee) from.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 48 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1w_ew0HgE [Embed]

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Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.4881 del
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Official 2023 Cuckies Submission Thread #1 Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No. 4326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.

In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.

Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.

The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.
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Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.4861 del
She's probably a cunt anyways.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.4865 del
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>Jordan Walker, the Director of Research & Development Strategic Operations at Pfizer, was seen assaulting a journalist on camera after being caught on camera saying that the pharma giant is working on “mutating” the Covid-19 virus strains for the development of new vaccines.


Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.4868 del
makes you wonder what they're really doing considering that covid doesn't actually exist

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.4874 del
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I keep seeing this being said. I don't deny the plausibility of that, but what evidence is there that it doesn't actually exist? My opinion is that it does exist, it was deadly when it was first released in China but fizzled out as viruses tend to do naturally, perhaps unintentionally or by design and they used the opportunity to pretend that it was a threat to scare the populace for political reasons. I think this could be an explanation as to why they don't seem to have the virus in labs in western countries. I think the virus has always only been deadly to those with compromised immune systems which is why you saw so many dead chicos. I am not an expert and there is so much conflicting evidence now that I don't know what to believe. Perhaps we should start a COVID thread so we can investigate it ourselves. Is that okay with you, Ashley? Are you a team player?

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.4879 del
I haven't read that article because I cannot be assed, but I assume they mutated it to try and get ahead of any new mutations so they would have data for new/improving vaccines?

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Antiques Guy vs Ashley Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No. 4587 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
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Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.4854 del
Flip your shit

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.4857 del
Speaking of flipping shit. I worked with a guy who flipped houses on the side and he would come across some cool stuff abandoned by their previous owners. One day when I was helping him out we came across some old penthouse magazines, a Coca-Cola cooler, Zippo lighter, a tricycle and some tools left in a rotted shed. It was all vintage too so he got some extra money out of that. I wish I grabbed that Zippo before he did...

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.4867 del
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Met Antiques Guy in local antiques store parking lot. He was packing some geodes up his asshole and we noticed he took every geode from the whole store. My buddy yelled out "Hey, that was what I was going to buy" he shot us a geode each, straight from his ass.
Super cool down to earth guy

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.4869 del
Really? He kind of looks like a qt tomboy with some soot on her face

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Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.4785 del
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Likely, another clever attempt by an anon in the Ashley Jones Discord server to doxx you, Ash. I wouldn't join. Be weary of clicking links here and joining websites that someone may have root access to. This was discussed before by some of (((them))). Ain't it funny how you don't see this thread on other endchan boards?

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Ashley's Book Club Anonymous 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No. 4630 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.4713 del
looks interesting, QRD?

Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.4746 del
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I suggest this book.
I think we all could benefit from reading it, especially you.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.4783 del
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This is a pretty good comic, it's basically an R rated version of the movie Homeward Bound set during a world-wide epidemic where humans have gone mad and started killing eachother, but what happens to their pets? Three canine friends venture their way out of the bloody streets of NYC in hopes of finding salvation somewhere in the now masterless world. Anyone familiar with Garth Ennis' work (Crossed, The Boys, Preacher) will enjoy this.