I just want Ashley and Bree to get into a catfight over their opposing political views and then Ashley pins her to the floor using one of her dad's wrestling moves and spits in her mouth. Then they do it. The rest of my fantasy involves Ashley wearing leather, stripping Bree of her pizza delivery uniform and Ashley whipping her with a riding crop while Bree's hands are tied to the ceiling in the adjacent room and I can only listen at the door and Ashley won't give me a slice of her sausage pizza no matter how much I beg... but no one would be interested in that here