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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:35:23 [Preview] No. 4180
This has to be fake, right?


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:37:14 [Preview] No.4181 del
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Just reposting what I saw somewhere else. I don't think I believe it, but the first pic does look a lot like her.


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:51:22 [Preview] No.4182 del
>>4180

are you asking if ashton is a proud member of the latinx community?


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:55:54 [Preview] No.4183 del
>>4182
I'm asking if this is really Ashley, or whatever they might go as now. I've never seen this discussed here, or anywhere, before, so I find it hard to believe. Maybe a photoshop or AI?


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:02:03 [Preview] No.4184 del
>>4183
Or maybe it's from one of her old bits that I'm forgetting. Possible since she's wearing a shirt she had then. And i guess she could have made herself look frumpy by puffing her neck out

Yeah I shouldn't have fallen for this. Should have known


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:11:36 [Preview] No.4185 del
I dunno man all the experts her analyzed it and confirmed it was real


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 18:55:10 [Preview] No.4186 del
>he doesn't know


Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 18:56:06 [Preview] No.4187 del
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Just like I don't know why this fucking site keeps not posting my images.


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:43:05 [Preview] No.4188 del
>>4187
for the glory of satan of course


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:41:07 [Preview] No.4189 del
>>4184
>>4184

do you have any idea how problematic you're being with your use of pronouns? i'm literally laugh-crying at your utter refusal to recognize pee/poo. i don't know what passes for funny on endchan, but this ain't it chief.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFnwb9oZUcc [Embed]


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 05:52:33 [Preview] No.4191 del
>>4184
don't call Ashton frumpy you fucking white cis het chud


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:34:42 [Preview] No.4192 del
>>4191
I'd frump Ashley's chud, if you get my meaning.


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:15:45 [Preview] No.4194 del
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>>4180
>>4183
>>4184
>>4185
umm excuse me sweetie, its def they
Just be accepting my dude, its 2020 or whatever


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:23:26 [Preview] No.4197 del
wtf is going on where did you find that? God I hope that isn't her and she hasn't become some freak.


Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:07:48 [Preview] No.4199 del
>>4197
I think you just need to open up your mind cis scum


Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 16:43:01 [Preview] No.4207 del
I don't care if it is real, I will never accept it


Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 17:10:17 [Preview] No.4208 del
>>4207

On Friday the 13th a black cat darted across the road as I was going to the store to buy lottery tickets and some more Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. I thought it was a funny coincidence and reminded myself how that I wasn't superstitious. Later in the evening my grandmother suddenly stroked out and had to be rushed to the ER. The hospital called all the family in to say our goodbyes and as we waited our turn to see her one of the nurses came out and said grandma requested to see me first. As it turned out I would be the last to speak with her. Fading fast, she gripped my hand tightly in her own, and said, "I wish there had been more Ashton content."

Me too, grandma.


Seabee 05/15/2022 (Sun) 17:37:10 [Preview] No.4209 del
In 2015 she had the world by the short hairs. She weighed 85 pounds and had the reflexes of a cat in heat. She coulda been someone, she coulda been a contender. She took the dive and got a one way ticket to Palookaville.


Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 19:43:30 [Preview] No.4210 del
>>4208
if I am mad, it is mercy!


Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 21:02:45 [Preview] No.4211 del
We only see what we believe is possible — Native American Indians on Caribbean Islands couldn't see Columbus's ships because they were beyond their knowledge.


Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 21:41:35 [Preview] No.4212 del
>>4211
still looks like a potato


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:54:37 [Preview] No.4215 del
>>4181
That's Ashley on the left? I thought that was Adam Driver.


Seabee 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:03:27 [Preview] No.4216 del
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Potato-Patato she's still the best and she doesn't even have a chip on her shoulder.


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:06:12 [Preview] No.4217 del
>>4208
Friday the 13th got you too? I was almost murdered in my home. After they sprayed me down with grill lighter fluid, they went to grab a lighter and I gave them the slip. My thoughts at the time were if this person kills me, I won't get to talk to Ashley again or see her new videos. So I fled.


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 04:25:23 [Preview] No.4218 del
>>4217
Jason catches LB prowling around in Greeley again: https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2dlq-jvR7Y [Embed]


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 05:41:31 [Preview] No.4220 del
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I followed Ashley home the other night. She wasn't pleased.


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 05:57:03 [Preview] No.4221 del
>>4220
that was a disappointing liveleak


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 06:02:34 [Preview] No.4222 del
>>4220
Damn, Ashley got pretty Chinese since the last time she made a video.


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 13:14:59 [Preview] No.4224 del
>>4216
>she doesn't even have a chip on her shoulder.
yeah cus she ate all of em!


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 17:30:39 [Preview] No.4225 del
>>4221
Yes, I thought his cock would be bigger


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:05:48 [Preview] No.4226 del
>>4225
...did you?


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:08:02 [Preview] No.4227 del
>>4226
I don't really look at cocks. I only have mine to go by.


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:36:13 [Preview] No.4229 del
Do you think poo pees when pee lifts? https://www.instagram.com/p/CNc2xy_gU6T/


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:39:01 [Preview] No.4230 del
>>4229

that shit will never not freak me out


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:53:02 [Preview] No.4231 del
>>4230
I think the pee gives her more power to lift. It's like when you hit the nitrous button in a car


Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 19:04:23 [Preview] No.4232 del
>>4230
so you wouldn't let ashley pee on you?


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Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 13:12:41 [Preview] No.4434 del
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Is this her? it doesnt look like one of her dorkbag step brothers
I know she had long emo hair and has thick eyeglasses, but she looks like a huge nerd here...
Wait, wasnt she on the yearbook club? ...is our girl... was she a massive nerd in highschool?!?


Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 17:53:29 [Preview] No.4439 del
>>4434
holy moly. maybe she was always ashton.


Anonymous 06/01/2022 (Wed) 22:41:46 [Preview] No.4441 del
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>>4434
...maybe


Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 23:59:58 [Preview] No.4470 del
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>>4434
That's just Blanca when they were transitioning into a scene girl so they could be just like their big step cis. All 4'11" 86lbs. of her. Why, Mary wouldn't keep photos of her biological children just lying around the house. Heck no, that hot latin blood makes them kids too damn sexy. She doesn't want everyone in the neighborhood to think Tony Podesta is her interior decorator, now does she? Mary is just too based for her own good. She doesn't deserve all the hate she gets. Those anchor babies can take care of themselves. Each to his own, I say. Mary just wanted to be with her own kind. She just needed an escape from it all. She had to leave the life in the barrio behind to have that new lease on life in the cul-de-sac; where she could raise proper white children as the Judeo-Christian God intended. Way to move on up the ladder, Mary. Remember the Alamo, I say. I know what you're thinking. Oh, but this can't be? Well, this may come as a shock to you, pal, but yes, that's right, Ashley isn't white. She just whitens her skin and bleaches her butthole like Neekolul. Take exhibit A. This is Ashley before her quinceañera. Let the evidence speak for itself, I say. So now that we're all aware of Ashley's true colors. What to do with it? Well buddy, I'll tell you what you can do with it. You can shove it where the sun doesn't shine because Ashley is mine and nothing you can say is going to change my mind because Ashley is as pure as the driven snow and white as any Argentinian in my eyes. And Ashley, I loathe you just the way you are. I won't ever deport you and unlike the Mexican pizza, I will never run out on you. You'll always be my Taco Belle, babe.


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 00:38:17 [Preview] No.4471 del
>>4434
k I got curious and went and found it. looks like that was december 2016, it is possible that her hair was that long by then but it would have to be a fairly new picture

>>4470
another newbery prize candidate, I look forward to your future work


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 13:53:03 [Preview] No.4476 del
>>4471
that photo itself was probably taken in 2016
But the photo on the wall with her long hair and nerd glasses was probably a few years before that.


Seabee 06/03/2022 (Fri) 14:35:16 [Preview] No.4477 del
>>4476
Just a guess but the photo on the wall seems to be around the time this photo was taken and judging by the size of her pug it looks like around 2011.


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 14:45:00 [Preview] No.4478 del
>>4477
oh yeah so that was definitely her then. i mean, poo.


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 17:21:27 [Preview] No.4480 del
>>4477
wtf where did you get that? why is there a gif of her at that age?


Seabee 06/03/2022 (Fri) 17:37:54 [Preview] No.4482 del
>>4480
The only thing I remember is that someone posted it when we were all on the old 8chan Ashleyj board back in the day around 2015-2016? and I copied it


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 21:27:20 [Preview] No.4486 del
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>>4478
That's actually Blake. You all have face blindness


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 22:18:24 [Preview] No.4487 del
>>4486
cute emo hair trap blake? does he have a board?


Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 23:08:07 [Preview] No.4488 del
>>4486
>You all have face blindness
Yeah, we're all autistic.


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Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 00:55:36 [Preview] No.4500 del
>>4494
I'm sorry you can't read and haven't been relevant since 1996


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 10:15:31 [Preview] No.4936 del
>>4180
I'm confused. Is this her and people are just trying to ignore it? Is it not her and whoever posted it was joking? Is it her playing a prank? This is so bizarre.


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 13:37:42 [Preview] No.4938 del
>>4936
???
you didnt see the episode of My 600lb life she was on?
we all watched it together on the Discord.

Im hoping she will be on the spin off My 600-lb Life: Where Are They Now?


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 14:18:28 [Preview] No.4941 del
Need Ashton noods


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:12:31 [Preview] No.4944 del
>>4938
very nice masking job maybe better than the original

>>4941
hell yeah. let's see that elephant trunk Ashton


Seabee 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:53:47 [Preview] No.4947 del
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Naw, I'm pretty sure that this is similar to what she looks like present day. I didn't sketch this.


dapper_dan 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:08:59 [Preview] No.4952 del
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>>4938
Fixed it


Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:58:06 [Preview] No.4953 del
>>4952
mismatched font
recolor all over the place
F for you



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