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Suspect photos Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 04:20:41 [Preview] No. 5149
Can some of you guys photoshop Ashley with realistic facial hair? Possibly even balding, tired eyes and such?

It's going to be used in those suspected shooter pictures minutes after a crime has happened. We can "accidentally" identify the wrong suspect, which is an angry FtM Ashley. We still need to work out why she, er sorry, HE would commit such a crime.

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 04:28:38 [Preview] No.5150 del
OP here. It doesn't have to be a negative news story. Maybe Ashton killed himself because he couldn't pay for his skin giraffe (skin graph heh). His family arranged for all donations to the Ashton Foundation to pay for kids' skin girrafes (aka skin graph). All we need is someone to make a nice candid picture of a chubby Ashton.

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 05:20:10 [Preview] No.5152 del
I maybe can, but I think I'm outskilled by the lady herself >>5058

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 01:49:07 [Preview] No.5162 del
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Fine, I made one since nobody else will.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 05:16:22 [Preview] No.5163 del

i tried one too. your's is better.

boy, wish we had some new ashton content. hint, hint.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 08:07:39 [Preview] No.5164 del
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Yours is a good foundation, I added a few tweaks and now you can almost smell the molestation and cigarettes through the photo. All that it needs is a new background.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 08:35:08 [Preview] No.5165 del
that looks pretty good. did you shoope the mustache in and then run it through the upscale filter?

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 08:46:30 [Preview] No.5166 del
it's impressive but no one would even be able to tell it's you anymore unless they remember that specific picture.
if we're going to send in some pic to CNN next time there's a totally real mass shooting and say it's Ashton Jones then we should use a recognizable picture of her edited to look like a guy but still be sort of close so her old followers would notice it.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 09:23:22 [Preview] No.5167 del
It's just funny seeing mexico's finest be turned into a drugged out man. The news story thing is an excuse to generate kawaii ashton pictures. If anyone ever did to the news thing, the best pick would obviously be Derrick.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 13:59:33 [Preview] No.5172 del
i just faceapp'd a stache and erased some of the hair.


the resemblance to uncle steve is uncanny

Seabee 08/02/2022 (Tue) 16:03:35 [Preview] No.5173 del
I'll take a contrarian view on this thread. I always thought it was so cool that Ashley looked so much like Audrey Hepburn.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 17:22:12 [Preview] No.5174 del
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I'd love to peer into that head and find out why you enjoy this kind of thing so much.
but when we talk to the news the motive will obviously be transphobia. it's always because of transphobia when they do things, not because there's anything wrong with them mentally.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 19:45:35 [Preview] No.5175 del
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i always thought she looked a little like a young rue mcclanahan

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 19:52:03 [Preview] No.5176 del
It's sad Audrey was involved with UNICEF and attended one of those Rothschild parties with a symbolic birdcage on her head. She was probably some MK Ultra sex kitten.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 19:53:43 [Preview] No.5177 del
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Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 20:05:36 [Preview] No.5178 del
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Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 04:32:14 [Preview] No.5182 del
>tfw no underage down syndrome egirl

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 11:40:24 [Preview] No.5183 del

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 19:29:28 [Preview] No.5188 del
would fug

Seabee 08/03/2022 (Wed) 22:06:55 [Preview] No.5190 del
Looks preternatural and eerie yet strangely alluring.

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 22:39:07 [Preview] No.5192 del
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What I wouldnt give to see those two mud wrestle

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 01:10:13 [Preview] No.5194 del
oh, now we're talking real American entertainment

Seabee 08/04/2022 (Thu) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.5195 del
That would be a match made in heaven to rival Monday Night Football.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 13:46:25 [Preview] No.5211 del
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Agreed, lets bring some class and sophisticatiom to this place...

Seabee 08/04/2022 (Thu) 21:09:20 [Preview] No.5215 del
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Unfortunately there are some newbies on this board still pissing stateside water that to raise this board to the level of sophistication that it deserves is completely anathema to them. You can lead a horse to water but......

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 21:56:19 [Preview] No.5217 del
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Very true. The owner here needs to ban ashley from her own board.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 23:00:19 [Preview] No.5248 del
She's the closest to heaven that he'll ever be
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA [Embed]

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 23:08:28 [Preview] No.5249 del
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Hey Carl

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 04:02:21 [Preview] No.5255 del
Hey, meatman, did you know refurbished horse dildos are a thing? Get off my lawn, you're making me hungry.

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 04:05:31 [Preview] No.5257 del
10/10 reply to post

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 06:14:00 [Preview] No.5263 del
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Now said in moving picture
>Hey, meatman, did you know refurbished horse dildos are a thing? Get off my lawn, you're making me hungry.

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 16:58:08 [Preview] No.5264 del
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different background

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 04:20:06 [Preview] No.5276 del
If you slap some lipstick and a shitty wig onto that freak, it would go from a creepy pedophile in a classroom to a fierce drag queen

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 04:39:09 [Preview] No.5277 del
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Hey. I'm here to read to your kids or something. Don't worry about payment, the state already pays me for this

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 05:22:10 [Preview] No.5278 del
woah. are there FtMtF trannies? that's the most progressive thing I can conceive of

Seabee 08/07/2022 (Sun) 14:00:11 [Preview] No.5283 del
Yeah, it's gotten completely out of control

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jkZujRnHWNA [Embed]

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 17:22:15 [Preview] No.5284 del

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 17:22:54 [Preview] No.5285 del
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where the FUCK is my image

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 01:44:43 [Preview] No.5289 del
and they need to be put in labor camps

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