>>521

lol i remember when some fat chick tried larping as cracky chan. people were doing forensic comparisons of their teeth even though she looked nothing like cracky. we're a desperate bunch.

>>521
How did you find this server and what is it about?

>>524

join and find out, the owners name in the server is mama ghede

>>525
I've joined, the owner seems weird as fuck
Do a lot of people there know that she's larping?

>>526

only a few are aware, the rest either dont know about ashley, or they think she actually is ashley

>>527
I wonder if the catfish browses this board

>>521
The real Ashley used IRC back in the day so I highly doubt she'd use something like discord. This is probably some obese unemployed 34 year old homosexual larping as the cute nazi girl he's always wanted to be. Yeah I bet he lives with his mother in some rented out house with his in like, North Plains, Oregon. Definitely into interracial cuck porn, for sure.

>>529
i think its more likely to be some 30 year old landwhale woman who came across ashley's vids a lot later and just decided to use her pics

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."

Oscar Wilde

>>521
i don't know if i could handle ash as a goth girl

Ash once said that she'd define herself as "a little bit goth" or was it emo, I forget. But I'd take her anyway I could get her, goth, emo, punk, scene, hippie. I like her just the way she was and hopefully still is.

>>533
I want Punk Ashley so bad

>>532
goth Ashley sounds nice but this looks edited. just look at the hair above the eyes, no way a hair looks like this IRL.

>>534
Oh man, one of my favorite videos. Seeing her in that leather jacket just does it for me. Reminds me of a song by The Crystals, "He's A Rebel", I'll just change the word from he to she.

She's a rebel and she'll never
ever be any good
She's a rebel 'cause she never
ever does what she should
And just because she doesn't
do what everybody else does
That's no reason why I can't
give her all my love
She is always good to me
Always treats me tenderly
'Cause she's not a rebel
no no no
She's not a rebel no no no
to me

>>536
woah I want rebel Ashley to be true and not just a character, she looks so good, I wish if she had black jeans with that leather jacket she would look like a cute metal chick.

>>532

wait where did you get that pic from? that looks very similar to the pic she used before as her pfp, but she claims its a pic of her wife

>>521
I looked through a bit of their messages, and, based on some of the things they've said, they aren't even american, so it is definitely not actually Ashley.

>>541
Yeah I also had a look through and the first thing that made it obvious was a message in 2019 claiming that she was 24.
Loads of other giveaways too.

>>541
>>542
And as you guys probably remember the Ash wasn't a lover of Brits. When on a live stream she opened her phone for talk and a Brit called and she recognized the Brit accent and she refused to talk to him.

>>543
Well, no surprise as her mum was an insane Irish leftoid.

>>543
>she refused to talk to him.
based Ashley as always

>>544
Her mom is a hot milf.

>>532
It's a match. There are so many similiarities, I can't be bothered to note them all. The line from her chin to her submalar region on the left side of her face really gives it away.

>>549
its edited, look at the outline of her face at the top, its unnatural to have hair like that, the whole thing looks edited.

>>532
Red hair and green eyes, I'm conflicted, I don't know whether to stop or go with her.

>>546

lots of folks here shit on her mom because she's a lib who left ash's short beaner dad, but yeah... i'd wreck that ginger milf too.

>>552
Part of the reason for the separation was that she was knocked up with Ashley's little brother.

>>550

I'm pretty sure it's real, but not Ashley. Just some lookalike thot.

So as long as we're just fooling around, let's pretend that this is the Ash circa 2021.

>>556
Imagine if Ashley had tik tok, that would be super fun

>>557

ash would've lasted a second on tiktok. lol i can't believe she lasted on youtube for so long.

>>558
too based for tik tok, too based for youtube. its her fate to be offline.

This vid the Ash made is similar to a Tic Tok. I think it's a lot better than the mindless and inane Tic Tok vids that are all over the internet. I think she lasted on youtube because of her quirky offbeat sense of humor not to mention her cuteness and personality. Her views and subscribers were increasing every week but she for whatever reason left on her own accord and not because of unpopularity.

>>555
Sauce on girl with red hair?

>>560

how many lipsync videos did she do? i lose track of certain vids.

Mama Ghede(58008')
—
02/01/2021
I have the body of a 16 year old, and the hight of a 14 year old.

There is a lot of evidence to suggest this could be Ashley. From very obvious posts to subtle things that only the inner-circle would know of. Her nick Mistress Vandread is a reference to a Lou Reed song. Ashley does like Lou Reed. I wouldn't be surprised if Ashley was goth now. Her brother is a punk and his gf is very goth. I did read some things that were a bit concerning as well. I suggest everyone leave her alone just in case it is her. It's been over 5 years. She's like, what, 22 now? She's a entirely different person. A person who claims she got fucked by a 6'6" guy that left her pussy hurting for over a week.

>>560
legendary video, one of my favorites. some tik toks are cringe and mindless but oh my god its addicting, one time I spent 4 hours on tik tok scrolling and watching mindless shit, its just so entertaining and retarded at the same time.

>>563
the one you post has brown eyes, Ashley has dark green eyes.

>>565
Brilliant deduction Sherlock.

>>566
thanks, you gotta help the color blind sometimes.

>>562
1) Vegan Cathy sexy porn dance lipsyncing "Waiting For A Girl Like You

2) The last of the series porn music videos lipsyncing "Just The Two Of Us"

3) Sexo lipsyncing "Lets Get It On"

4) My first porn video lipsyncing "You Sexy Thing"

Those are the 4 that I know of. There are a few where she sings a bit using her voice but as we all know with all the Ash's attributes singing isn't one of them, LOL.

>>568

God bless her, she wasn't musical, but it was always cute to see her try.

>>556
>>557
Whomst is this?

she aint got the same soul dog

>>570
I don't know who she is, just someone I came across and thought looked like the Ash would look like in 2021.

>>568
nice, thanks for mentioning them

I have severe doubt that's her posting. The "real her" probably has a life by now.
>>543
That limey probably ran to the Queen and cried in her fancy frilly skirts.

So was it Ashley posting? She abruptly left the discord earlier? didn't give anyone a reason. No drama in chat. Just posted this? Did anon scare her off?

>>603
Ash Feet

>>603
>rainbow
cant be ashley shes not a gay faggo

It's a larp and a tranny. Search "mattias"

>>529
lmfao holy fuck she had no idea how to use IRC and had to be instructed how to use it because she wanted to chase that clout when she was first blowing up
She's not some pure gnu/linux "one of us" waifu, you fucking faggot. She was a retard when it came to computers.

>>666
>666
Nice try Satan, but Ashley could hack you like yesterday didn't exist. She learned it all from her web mistress Kim Kommando. She designed the first /ashleyj/ on 8chan and even brought Pirate Bay back when it went down by tricking the servers. She discovered a method of gravity manipulation and even hosted a History Channel special.

>>665
Good find, but how do you explain this pic? >>555

>>558

there was another ashley lookalike from way back in the day. she wore like a tutu or something. anybody remember that?

>>732

Think it was Kitten. Not sure.

>>736
kitten is hot

Yes, she's cute but she's no Ash

>>741
Well, if you like piercings, do I have a girl for you.

foreskin gamer extreme has such strong ash vibes it hurts my soul. even down to the knobby fingers. oh, ashley... return to us!

>>742
lol, come on bro not like that, Kitten is an example of how piercings don't ruin the beauty, just like make up, you add too much and she look like a clown, you add a little and she looks hot.

>>744

i don't know how anyone makes a septum piercing work. looks like a metallic booger. kitten manages it, though.

randytaylor69's lip ring was cute. i wonder why she stopped wearing it.

>>745
randy taylor probably can manage a septum piercing too, especially with a colored hair, she can rock an alt look. maybe she stopped doing it because she isn't into alt music and culture anymore.

>>745
>>746
Lets not forget, Rose is in her 30's so probably she matured enough to drop the piercings and the alt music and culture.Checking out her once a year vids she still has maintained her charismatic personality and her off beat sense of humor. Not having heard from the Ash in 6 years I hope she also kept her charisma and off beat sense of humor also but I like to believe she has, Charisma isn't something you lose, you either have it or you don't and if you have it it stays with you.

>>744
I hear ya, bro. Just havin' a little fun pullin' your chain, all in fun

>>748
it was fun but then I found out you actually set up a date with that wretched girl, that was not fun bro.

>>749
Unfortunately The Ash wasn't available so I had to settle. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook. I got a rash on my face from cuddling with her though

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Get an ugly woman to be your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

>>750
if the Ash is available, would you send her my way after you cuddle with her? I really need it you know...

>>751
>If the Ash is available would you send her my way after you cuddle with her.

You must be smoking too much ganja, mon, if you think I would share this exquisite green eyed creation. I'd sooner donate one of my kidneys to you if needed than to share this special angel who heaven must have made just for me.

>>752
what if I was dying? and the only way I can be cured is to cuddle with Ashley?

Well in that case I would albeit begrudgingly allow you to cuddle with the Ash but be gentle and try not to enjoy it too much as difficult as that may be.

>>754
if ashley touched me id cum

>>743
All her videos are lost to time when twitter deleted her original account. Her vids were Ash vids. The daddy dom one was hilarious.

>>754
thanks for saving my life! the doctor said I need more cuddles from Ashley so I can fully recover, *cough* *cough*

>>570
ribbitie on tiktok

i have hard pp

>>758
thanks, anon, you're a lifesaver

>>759
is this her? where the fuck did you get this? how old is it?

>>761
it's an old troll pic from 8ch. not her.

>>762
ah man no kidding I totally believed it, some of the facial features match

>>763
Don't listen to that doofus. He clearly has face blindness.

Seriosuly, you can't trust anon. I posted a pic of Ashley on /ashleyj/ a few years back and everyone thought it was fake even though it was real and I posted one of a girl that I found on facebook that looked similar to Ash at certain angles and anon thought it was real. They all have faceblindness.

LB please..

>>765

gotta look at the feet. no bunion no runnion

>>768
No hymen no diamond

>>764
I don't believe you, the eye color and lips are different

>>759
>>764
>>766
It's not Ashley.

>>767
Not LB. That me. I don't use that nick anymore, lmao

>>1075
is L for Luke? Luker the Big? is Luke still carrying the torch for her?

Is this what you're all looking for? https://twitter.com/homemadecoconut

>>1091
if this is real i'm gonna piss out of my eyes

>>1091
Ashley's real name isn't Monique Perez.

>>1096
Here's a picture of the girl behind that account. I feel bad because she has nothing to do with Ashley, but she's ruled out now altogether.

>>532
This looks shooped.
>>563
This was posted on /ashleyj/ a few years back.

>>555
>>566
but hold up, where did these come from? These other pics with red hair are new.

>>1096
it could be. who knows what name she uses now to avoid her stalkers.

>>1101
Yeah, she probably died her hair red and is a lesbian now

>>1107
I mean she did dye her hair red...

>>1107
she died her hair red long time ago

>>1098
>This looks shooped.
obviously, thank god I'm not the only one

This isn't shooped. That's her. The question is where did this come from? Is that her on discord or did someone find this pic posted elsewhere? The profile pic of the girl in the server chat screen captures doesn't look like her when you blow it up, even though they are wearing the same thing and that other pic does look shopped.

>>1111
it's definitely not her faggot, look at the nose shape

>>1112
You're either retarded or trying to hide something. That is most positively Ashley. I've already ran it through facial recognition with several other of her pics. You falling for makeup and lighting. If that is not Ash, she has a doppelganger. It's good to know idiots like you are out there and will never actually find her if you're looking.

>>1115
In what universe would Ash ever get those snakebites?

>>1115
you're a borderline disabled cock gobbler. she has a pointed nose and sharp defined philtrum, faces don't change that much even between 15 and 20, especially women.
the other pic is airbrushed to hell and back so I don't accept it as a reference.

Just leave her alone. It might be her. It might not be here. I'm sure if she wanted to be found. She would not have to look very hard to find this place. I hope she is doing well and that's all that matters. I think the only reason why I still come to /ashleyj/ is in hopes she may one day post something like Rose recently did. Anything really. Even a goodbye. We should not be using this platform to stalk her though.

>>1120
>post something like Rose recently did
great job genius now she's definitely not going to

>>1121

Disguised as a human, a cyborg assassin known as Randytaylor69 travels from 2029 to 1984 to kill Ashley Jones. Sent to protect Ashley is derickdabeastxX, who divulges the coming of BLM, an artificial intelligence system that will spark a nuclear holocaust. Ashley is targeted because BLM knows that her unborn son will lead the fight against them. With the virtually unstoppable Rose in hot pursuit, Ashley and derickdabeastxX attempt to escape.

it just occurred to me that Derrick is the Sheik to Ashley's Zelda

>>1122
Hmmm, this plot line sounds very familiar, like a movie I once watched, LOL. Very funny, nice job, bro. I read the last page of the script. Derick and the Ash kick Randy Taylor and BLM butt.

>>1122
>spark a nuclear holocaust
wait I'm not so sure this is a bad thing...

>>1122
So are Ashley and derick going to fuck? Hot!

>>1130
derrick has fingered ashley if you think about it

>>1130
Unfortunately poor derick, try as he might, couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistfull of pardons.

>>1132
a feel we all know well

You all are so delusional. Sad truth is the same thing that happened to Agatha has happened to Ashley. She is bi now and dates only lesbians and trans. Makes you wonder why she even made such a fuss over the lukes transitioning? Far cry from what she used to be, but then again, she was only 15 at the time. She is 23 now. She's went through public high school and college. They, and you know who I mean, have warped her mind. You all think I'm fucking lying, but I know her. It weird. Some dude she actually dated hurt her and the internet creeps she dated and those stalking her didn't help. She is still opinionated about things, but she is clearly living life as a hypocrite as she engages in the things she disavows. I posted about two years ago that Ashley was actually dating a girl and absolutely no one believed me. She dyed her hair red years ago and has pretty much kept it that way. Her parents support her decision. Hell, she already has a trans older brother. Her mom and dad don't care. You think if they did, they be supporting Nate and his crazy as fuck girlfriend? They practically adopted her. This is what you all don't understand about Ashley's family. They are ultra libtards. Her dad, Jason, is one of those latino dudes that hates white people because they killed off all the natives and might as well just be a Mexican national at this point because he hates white America. Nate thinks the same way. Ashley's mom, Mary, is a feminazi karen housewife. She will explode on you for anything that isn't politically correct. Ashley's stepdad, as far as I'm concerned, is a fucking traitor in wait. Freaking boomer benefits baby for Obama. Type of military guy that won't hesitate to follow orders and shoot Americans like Trump supporters for being "nazis" and "extremists". I can't even post his information because I don't know what level clearance he had. Don't need Obama's FBI showing up at my door. Ashley fucking vaped and then she started smoking. She is trying to stop, but who knows? She also drinks and has gotten black out drunk before with friends. Her last boyfriend was this really tall guy and she said his dick was so big she couldn't even take it. Ashley has already been fucked by Chad. Ashley is currently looking to date a mtf trans. The whole reason I'm sharing this is just to let you all know, it's over. She's not coming back, she don't even exist anymore. She's as dead as Ciara at this point and you can blame the system, society or God, but it ain't going to change anything. Oh, and by the way, Ashley got the fucking vaxx. Don't believe any of this if you want, but I warned anon about Agatha and no one believed me until I shared her twitter. Then I warned everyone about Ciara and it took her dying from an overdose and the videos of her as a drug ridden anorexic whore masturbating for drug money to get her next fix. I didn't know Ashley from the beginning but I was surprised to learn she lived near me and attended Brighton High School. I'm online friends with her and we share personal things about our life with one another. The only difference is she doesn't know that I know who she is, so she shares intimate details with me thinking it's anonymous and compared to who she seemed to be in her old videos, it would disgust you because she is just a common thot now. I hope she gets her life together and doesn't end up like Ciara. I know no one will believe this, but I just had to share because I'm so fucking disappointed but I keep on thinking something may come of this, like a fool.

>>1136
Theoretically, according to quantum theory she could be 23 OR 15 at the moment. We wouldn't know unless we observed her.

>>1139

hell yeah dude

>>1139

also, this makes sense now

>>1141
And this makes even more sense

real or fake? has science gone too far?

It's real, Rose did other stuff besides youtube,

>>1136
Yeah stupid fucking me. I meant to put 22. I should have edited this before I shared. I was fucking upset after learning something. Kind of typed this all up in a rage.

Kaleigh, fuck you, you're not even worth stalking. You'll probably be dead before age 30 of your own poor life choices. Enjoy your aids. I can't believe you are with that. We thought you were better. That's why I liked you so much. Don't conflate infatuation with idolization. Not everyone here wants to fuck you. Ashley is into traps everybody. Have fun sucking some other guys shit off your boyfriends tiny dick you whoer

>>1145
anon. what's 21 - 15? just give up you literal retard.
also her brother isn't a tranny, we have recent pictures of him.

>>1142
Somebody call a doctor, there's something seriously wrong with this girl's body.

>>1146
Get the fuck off the board newfag. She was born in 1999 and she has a few brothers. If you use timeanddate calculator, you will see she is 22. I'm not going to give you her actual birthday you fucking creep.

>>1148
k let's say you're aren't just an epick trolle, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the "girl" you think is Ash and told you all that shit is that discord tranny in the OP?

>>1149
I'm just an epic troll. I know enough about Ash just to make up shit to lead her followers on. Still pissed she dumped me over a complete misunderstanding. Apparently, she can joke around about things, but when you joke around about things, it's real and she just ghosts you for it. We both have a dark sense of humor, why the fuck was I punished for it? Was leading stupid fucks on too dark for her or did she really think I actually wanted to stick my dick in them? I had no intention of doing what she accused me of, but she never even let me explain myself. She just ghosted me and that was that. Did you have fun at the beach?

Maybe you should have been okay with making the girls group. There I said it. Fuck you both. I never liked either of you and you both seem like cryptonazis. So glad you're not a mod anymore you fucking fascist. So glad you left and we banned you. Don't come back.

>>1150
nope I still don't believe any of that. maybe she dumped you for being a fail troll.

>>1150
You ever served in an infantry unit, son?
Ever served in a forward area?
Put your life in another man's hands?
Or have him put his life in yours?
We follow orders, son.
We follow orders or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?

>>1152
was that a girls group or a """""girls""""" group?

I ruined it with Ash again. I'm just going to kill myself.

>>1161
Nooooo Anon don't do it, talk to me

>>1162
How can I talk to you when you leave and that gay viking is always interrupting? I want to be Mr. Alien.

I actually have a question. If this isn't Ashley, then where did this pic come from? This is clearly an old pic, but it's not in the mega upload? It was posted in the server back when this anon claiming to be Ashley first joined.

>>1166
looks like a still from this video

Who has these?

>>1169
man Man! She sucked me right into the moment. I shit you not, when she winked at me, I was suddenly overtaken by this warm fuzzy feeling and it sent a shiver down my spine. Does she even know how dangerously attractive she is?

>>1170
>>1172
I don't recognized the third to the bottom left pic, the one just to the left of "The"

>>1171
shut up faggot

>>1174
I've never seen it either

>>1172
Neat. Don't have the proud to be a fag pic.
>>1173
Wow. She should just keep her hair that color. Fuck the red.

>>1173
I believe Uncutmeat1988 had these and never released them.
>>1170
I believe he was the one that made these as well.

>pic related is Uncutmeat1988

>>1170
dont have the other 2 on the right unfortunately. the black and white one might just be a screencap from a video
the one in the red singlet looks like a good one of her hunchback but i dont have that

>>1172
>>1173
havent seen some of these, nice

>>1180
how'd this dwarf looking mfer get his hands on pics no one else got

>>1170

okay, that's it. i'm taking a cattle prod and zip ties and going to colorado. she's going to start uploading again whether she wants to or not.

>>1183
When the Ash was active all one had to do was send a message to her Google+ e mail and request a personal photo and she would oblige. Most of the guys posted the photos but maybe there are a few holdouts that never posted their personal photos.

>>1184
I'd start looking in the gay bars on friday nights, she reverse traps gay gays every weekend and then reveals that she's actually a girl to try to get them to kill themselves.

>>1180
nah, I think it's Hans that has those pps

>>1184

"It says the n-word and calls me fren or else it gets a pixie cut again."

you guys think she grew her hair out to avoid getting recognized as easily?
I think so

>>1187
Thank u anon. I've wanted this more than Ashley pp for a few years now. I know where Uncut's current stomping ground is online, lol. -LB

>>1169
Fucking based

>>1184
If that's true, this will quickly escalate into spy vs spy. Ashley is completely oblivious that all her stalkers know where she lives and they just off one another all the time competing for her love and she only ever hears about it in the local news thinking it's just Colorado kids shooting one another as usual. 'The QT Who Cucked Me' At the end of the movie, Ashley stops at the local QuikTrip to get a Pepsi and the cashier is a cuck who attempts to introduce himself to her. Ashley says she left her money in the car as an excuse to leave because the cashier is being creepy. As she turns to leave, there is a line of guys behind her offering her money to pay for her Pepsi, a fight ensues. Then the cashier pulls out a machine gun and begins firing. Another cuck exits the restroom with a rocket launcher and fires at the cashier, it misses and flies through the glass of the window exploding against the gas pumps. Out of nowhere, a Miata smashes through front of the store and plows into the cucks knocking them about. Sam Hyde exits the Miata then pulls out an AK and starts firing at random spics that have nothing to do with this at all. The fire sprinklers turn on. Ashley is all wet. Several of the cucks just give up and shoot themselves. The cashier leaps over the counter, takes Ash by the hand and hurries her to her vehicle. He buckles her in and gives her some of those blue paper towels to dry off with. He then checks her car and cleans the windows. Finally he gets into the driver seat as a gun comes from out of nowhere and shoots him in the back of the head. It's Uncut. He hastily drives off with Ash. The police show up and completely ignore Sam shooting everyone. They go after Uncut. A helicopter begins tailing Ashley's car. Uncut looks out thinking it's just a news helicopter. The helicopter gets closer and the door opens up revealing a cuck armed with a sniper rifle. One of the cops is racing through traffic after Uncut when word comes over the radio that the driver of the vehicle is one Ashley Jones. He hesitates for a second not believing what he just heard. He looks over at his dashboard revealing a pp of Ashley tucked neatly there. He pulls his shotgun from the center console, pumps it and steps on the gas. They all end up where this all began years ago...the basement of 394 S 22nd Avenue Court.

>>1192
9/10 would jej again
but why do all your stories have a Miata in them

>>1193
It's the official car of ashleyj. I'm not exactly sure why? An anon in the #AIDF irc always talked of his Miata and it stuck with me probably because of MDE. https://youtube.com/watch?v=get_Ln4bt40 [Embed]

>>1195
maybe it really is unethical of us to jokingly blame Sam when it was obviously Ashley

>>1196
True. The Ash could take down more perps with her finger gun than a whole SWAT team sporting AR15s

>>1199
>you will never be finger banged by Ashley

Why even live?

>>1175
make me mamacita

This is the girl larping as Ashley in the discord. You can only see her legs towards the end. Doesn't look like Ashley's legs. I believe this was filmed in Norway. Probably not Ash but can anyone else identify any clues to it being her or not being her? https://youtube.com/watch?v=EhhjYjiSpCQ [Embed]

Just take a closer look at the pfp anon. It's not her.

>>1209
who knows, her legs might've gotten phat in the last 6 years. I'm definitely gambling against some random retard on discord claiming to be her actually being her though.

>>1211
it's that same goth girl with the snakebites people keep posting. there is no way in hell it's her unless she got plastic surgery.

>>1212
It's not the dame. It's similar, but face is completely different.

>>1212
It's her mate. >>566 >>1111 >>748 You must have the face blindness. She has the same hands with the same blue nail polish that is rubbing off from her biting. Ashley had those oddly long nails to go with those spindly fingers.
>>1209
Maybe it's not Norway? It could be Colorado? There are a very large population of Norwegian immigrants and those of Norwegian ancestry in the Midwest United States. Colorado has among the highest. To think Ashley could be seeing this guy. He looks like a heroin user and he probably does not use. What if they are seeing one other and this guy was caught trying to slag around with the traps in that server? She found out from someone there. Just like the last guys Ashley tried dating hah. She sure knows how to pick them. She probably thinks he is cool because he is from Norway and he thinks he is a viking. Vikings are cool, the trilby is not my dude. You have a rat face and look like a homosexual drug user that sucks prick in the toilet of the local music venue. You look like you smell of menthol cigarette and lynx body spray. You seem like the creepy older guy who will go after barely legal girls because you are unimpressive and not comfortable enough in yourself to date someone your own age.

>>1216
Anon, you are now cursed so that your penis will shrink 1mm every time you say "face blindness" from now on. you won't notice at first but it'll add up.

>>1219
Don't threaten me with your fetish, pervert.

>>1211

the peace sign "ashley" pic was posted in the discord by someone arguing that the larper's pfp was a photo of ashley. it obviously wasn't but then some smartass faceapped the pfp to make it look like the peace sign "ashley" pic. no one knows the provenance of the peace sign "ashley" pic. it is almost certainly just some random emo chick.

>>1235
You can post literally any pic of a girl with a soft jaw, big green or hazel eyes and either dark or dyed hair and claim it's her and you'll fool a handful of dumbasses every time guaranteed.

>>1239
WOW IS THAT ASHLEY!!! SHE IS YOU GUYS!!

>>1240
It actually is yeah for real this time, you guys will say I'm lying but it is what it is, I know her irl.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, you can fool all of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. But this is her, you can tell by those beautiful far set eyes.

>>1242
see you could've fooled me with this one, that smile is just like hers, and the eyebrows match as well.
the one thing that would've made me pause is the slightly cleft chin. if you really wanted to be a dick you could shoop it very slightly to be more rounded and go post it in the discord.

>>1243
Unfortunately or fortunately my photoshop expertise is non-existent.

>>1244
I'll do it right now in return for you telling me where that lesbian pic in the other thread came from

>>1245
I typed in "pixie cut teen girls" on Google and then clicked images. The pic is about 1/4 of the way down the page. Good hunting.

>>1246
no no not your pic, this one >>1229
I'm assuming they're both girls though it might just be a feminine looking guy

>>1247
I didn't post that kissing pic. You'll have to speak to the guy who posted it. Sorry for the confusion.

>>1249
no I'm asking you cause you know a lot about her and I don't. you've never seen that pic before on the 8ch board or anything?

>>1250
Yes, I remember when that pic was posted on 8chan. It caused quite a scene among posters, some jealousy, some butt hurt. I don't know who the curly person was but I do remember that most guys didn't believe that it was the Ash kissing curly head. I don't know, I never got involved with the drama One poster did a vid on it and the major part starts at about 00:32

>>1257
Heh, as if everyone here isn't some creepy old guy in their 40s now. Share the age appropriate version, anon. https://youtube.com/watch?v=XBZUz4C6kqk [Embed]

>>1257
oh that wasn't you in the other thread. ok thanks lol.
it does look like her face ngl but you can only tell so much from the cheek and jaw. like that pic you posted, I totally would've thought it was her if not for the chin and nose, so I'm gonna go with the theory that someone found a pic of some dykes on ig or something and posted it to troll.
do you actually want me to do it or nah? I'll do something else if you want as well, you've got one coupon from me. I've gotta go now though so it'll be later tonight.

>>1239
Yeah, because Ashley totally moved to Germany.

>>1259
Anon, are you some newfag stalker who thinks you have a chance with her 6 years and several moves later. If you knock on their door and ask for Ashley, her dad is going to beat you senseless. You will likely end up in the emergency room handcuffed to a hospital bed. Her dad is not the type of guy who will grab a bat and chase you out of his yard, he's the type of guy that will slowly walk towards you telling you to come here so he can have a word with you and then you wake up in an ambulance.

>>1258
If you can watch the whole vid by Go West without blinking you'll see the Ash make an appearance for about half a second, time traveler that she is.

>>1259
Yeah, I'd take Anon's advice. You know how protective hot blooded Latino fathers are towards their daughters. I know it for a fact, I spent my teenage years growing up in the South Bronx, NY knowing a few really cute senioritas and I'm not Latino but I learned that Latino fathers can be very tribal. Se habla Espanol? Cuidado! Heh, heh

Thanks for the coupon offer but I'm good.

idk why I'm a stalker now just for asking about the kissing picture.
I can take her dad for sure though. le voy a desafiar a una competencia de comer chile picante
ayayayayay andale Papa Vargas

>>1265
My South Bronx Spanish is leaving me kinda flat.
> You're going to challenge the ability of Ash's father to eat chile.
Is that correct?

>>1268
a chile pepper eating contest, yes
that's how real mexicans decide who's the boss

We were on the job and my friend dared me to eat this little pepper.All the guys told me not to do it, that it's really hot. Like an idiot I played quien es mas macho and put the whole thing in my mouth and commenced to chew. At first nothing and I told them see, I can take it. But after about 10 seconds that pepper got its revenge. I'll not lie to you, amigo, I thought that literally I was going to die while everyone was laughing at me while I downed about a quart of water which seemed to make it worse. Man, never again, LOL>>1269
>>1269

>>1272
good man, the true alpha risks his body to prove himself worthy.
just like I'll risk my body and criminal record when I go to Ashley's house xd

>>1273
Por favor, when you get there tell her I miss her.

Buenas noches mi amigo

If there is anything I learned from being a 90s kid, it's that girls love that new jack swing sound. Maybe we should all meet up to practice our moves so we can eventually perform this for her one evening on her dad's lawn. Then we can take Ashley back stage and she'll sign us autographs. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1JDX4q0hS0s [Embed]

>>1273
Ashley will have to ask her mom and her mom will have to meet with your mom first before you can be her friend and go over to her house. If your mom isn't as cool as Ashley's mom, you're out of luck, buck.

>>1280
good thinking, we'll go as a group.
then I don't have to run faster than Senior Vargas, I only have to run faster than you.

>>1281
ahh jeez, that's gonna cost me a lot of GBP....

>>1281

lol i should get my mom to message her mom on facebook.

Just fuck your mom, like Chris chan. https://youtube.com/watch?v=urV7h_pT4kI [Embed]

>>1309

literally just heard about this. what a scoop!

>>1315
I'll start a new thread

>>1149
If that wasn't Ash in the discord server, then it was an even more epic troll because they knew things about Ash that only a few in her inner-circle could possibly have known about her. I shifted the conversation multiple times to various subjects and stated something that I knew the real Ash would respond to strongly and they took the bait almost every time. You should have seen how quickly they lit up when I posted about this obscure thing that Ash absolutely loved. They were lurking in chat for a very long time and as soon as I mentioned it, out of fucking nowhere Van responded with a quickness. I'm still confused about all this because Van talks about shit that makes no sense in regards to Ash, but responds to obscure shit that she loves. What are the fucking odds? I don't know if Van is Ashley or not, but I want both of them to come back. Van seems alright. I even posted some things recently and others thought I was van's alt account, lmao. Then they claimed that I was that I was Ojii's alt account.

>>1352
It's probably fucking Luke, he always wanted to larp as a girl, why not larp as Ashley?

>>1111
This is an old pic. This is what she looks like now

>>1448
I looked into this and it checks out. in fact if you don't see it, you might have face blindness.

>>1450
thats me on the left

>>1452
damn I'm jealous (of your body and fedora)