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Anonymous 06/23/2020 (Tue) 16:42:01 [Preview] No. 9
We can rebuild it, my dudes! Hurry, spam dox info! As much as you can find!


Anonymous 06/23/2020 (Tue) 21:28:29 [Preview] No.10 del
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Anonymous 06/25/2020 (Thu) 03:02:12 [Preview] No.17 del
Um. Well she lacks Ash's elfin charm. But not BAD. Also has good taste in walls.

Anonymous 06/25/2020 (Thu) 04:11:53 [Preview] No.18 del
Lol thats nat

Anonymous 06/27/2020 (Sat) 03:42:08 [Preview] No.19 del
Nat the Australian singer?

Anonymous 06/28/2020 (Sun) 15:10:02 [Preview] No.30 del

wow, he does look kinda like natalie imbruglia

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Anonymous 07/07/2020 (Tue) 15:57:27 [Preview] No.38 del

no homo, I do fuck Nat. They're an attractive family.

Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 11:47:46 [Preview] No.48 del
mabye their dad is, but their mother literally looks like a pig and is ugly as shit

Anonymous 07/09/2020 (Thu) 16:33:42 [Preview] No.49 del

she looks more like her aunt somehow

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Anonymous 07/12/2020 (Sun) 20:22:50 [Preview] No.51 del
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beside the youtube/bitchute archives is there something else?

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Anonymous 07/13/2020 (Mon) 02:26:33 [Preview] No.54 del
there's that mega link with most pics and the streams archived

beyond that it's just whoever has recent info on her, or pics from her private instagram/facebook accounts (I haven't seen a new pic of her posted for 2 years)

the publicly searchable stuff out there isn't much, but it shows her age & general location. just beware of people posting incorrect details on purpose to throw you off

Anonymous 07/13/2020 (Mon) 17:54:48 [Preview] No.55 del
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i mostly get my pics from thread archives, where can i find the mega link? im interested in saving more pics.

Anonymous 07/14/2020 (Tue) 15:40:33 [Preview] No.56 del

I don't know if there's a mega for pics. I think people just share their personal collection. But here's the video folder.


Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 02:38:54 [Preview] No.57 del
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thank you so much for sharing. best way of finding pictures is google and thread archives.

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Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 06:42:58 [Preview] No.59 del
thanks! great collection of photos. i only found like 40 pics of her searching around.

Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 06:46:38 [Preview] No.60 del
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she is the best

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i know

Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 14:10:22 [Preview] No.62 del

cool. there were a couple in there I actually hadn't seen before.

Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 16:41:43 [Preview] No.63 del
most of them i haven't seen. cool pack.

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Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 17:57:05 [Preview] No.65 del
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I've never seen this blonde one before. It's far from comprehensive though. None of the wig pics, etc

Anonymous 07/15/2020 (Wed) 18:02:16 [Preview] No.66 del
maybe she was bleaching her hair before dying it and she took a photo in between. its the only pic with this shade of blonde.

Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 00:04:06 [Preview] No.67 del
how new are you? how did you even end up here?
she posted that pic on /ashleyj/ a few weeks after she deleted her youtube channel iirc

Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 00:45:28 [Preview] No.68 del

I was never a big fan while she was active. I was still simping for randytaylor69. I didn't have room in my heart for another toxic elf.

Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 16:12:22 [Preview] No.69 del
im these posters
im very new here. i know her videos and wanted to save more pictures of her. i made some threads on /wsg/ and other places but people mostly forgot about her and never posted anything (because of the new girls maybe, they don't compare to her). then i found this place recently.

Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 20:24:27 [Preview] No.70 del
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*cough* *cough*
i tried posting her jew videos on my instagram back then and it got deleted immediately. shit how the big sites on the internet became so bad its unusable.

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Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 23:12:49 [Preview] No.72 del

oh to hear her say "Mawwr-duh-kye" one more time.

Anonymous 07/17/2020 (Fri) 01:15:51 [Preview] No.73 del
KayKay's strong western US accent is one of her cutest features imo. Heavy "R"'s coming from such small pixie vocal chords. Everything about her is weird and exotic to me

I probably wouldn't have been so obsessed with her in 2015 if I was from the same part of the world and heard that accent every day

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Anonymous 07/17/2020 (Fri) 20:13:51 [Preview] No.76 del
any other girls you like besides her? since she is not active anymore i think you guys have a side girl. i like bonbi.

Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 21:00:43 [Preview] No.77 del
>any other girls you like besides her?

No. Bonbi and Rose are cute and all but I just like Ashley's personality more.>>76

Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 21:23:43 [Preview] No.78 del
>but I just like Ashley's personality more.
thats why i think she is the best. too bad i came late to the party but im glad that everything is archived.

Anonymous 07/19/2020 (Sun) 12:32:46 [Preview] No.79 del
A lot of girls are extremely cute and probably a select few are on a par with the Ash. But what makes the Ash so special is everything else.

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Anonymous 07/20/2020 (Mon) 11:01:12 [Preview] No.81 del
any feetpilled people here? i have ashley feet pic

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Anonymous 07/20/2020 (Mon) 21:07:41 [Preview] No.83 del
her feet are LONG. still cute its just funny how long her hands and feet are, like an alien

I only have screenshots from the vids where she is barefoot

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.84 del
>any feetpilled people here?
I wish. Going to the beach would be a fun time.

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 14:10:03 [Preview] No.85 del

she's perfect in every way except them big ole bunions.

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 16:06:25 [Preview] No.86 del
>just funny how long her hands and feet are
4 inch gang

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 16:09:42 [Preview] No.87 del
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>I only have screenshots from the vids where she is barefoot
i only have this screenshot. if there is more please post them.
i think her feet is nice

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 16:25:17 [Preview] No.88 del
walking around with a big boner creeping on feet is a good time.

Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 16:33:06 [Preview] No.89 del
Does sound like fun

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Anonymous 07/26/2020 (Sun) 02:50:26 [Preview] No.96 del
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is there a video of her crushing tomaTOES or food with her feet? someguy said this in /wsg/. haven't watched all her videos but im going to do so eventually.

Anonymous 07/26/2020 (Sun) 23:07:20 [Preview] No.97 del
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Anonymous 07/27/2020 (Mon) 01:20:36 [Preview] No.98 del
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thank you so much!

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 04:46:55 [Preview] No.99 del
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found this spooky webm

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.100 del
What is it?

Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 19:14:25 [Preview] No.101 del
i don't know. if he intended to spook people with it then he succeeded. it looks like an ashley bot that is intelligent and will always love you.

Anonymous 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:14:42 [Preview] No.102 del
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i saved all the webms posted here. anyone have some more webms? post some please.

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Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:31:49 [Preview] No.104 del
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thanks, i love the snake edit.

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found some cool photos in the pol archive

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Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:12:26 [Preview] No.120 del
in the name of ashllah. victory will come no matter how few are our men or how many are our enemies. say the name of ashley while in combat and she shall give you the strength you need to fight your enemy. all the martyrs of this struggle will be blessed with a new ashley jones video made exclusively for him, he may share it with his ashley comrades if he wills. ashley is great ashley is great!.

Seabee 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:06:58 [Preview] No.121 del
As Salamu Alackum
Allah Akbar,Allah Akbar

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:25:28 [Preview] No.122 del
takbir budy

Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 04:26:03 [Preview] No.124 del


أنا الوحش الذي أعبد

Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 10:57:15 [Preview] No.125 del
Ashley's been dead for years. Nice vid, though.

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 04:58:48 [Preview] No.157 del
I wonder what high school she went to?

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 18:57:37 [Preview] No.159 del
Did she go to bhs

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:46:29 [Preview] No.160 del
Great OC. You inspired me to wait for another 4 years.

Seabee 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:07:55 [Preview] No.161 del
Me too

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Anonymous 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:46:00 [Preview] No.163 del
I think she did. Her dad was in wrestling and won 1st place 87! No better mess with her!

Anonymous 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:03:22 [Preview] No.164 del
waiting for what. I highly doubt shes coming back.

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Anonymous 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:46:27 [Preview] No.166 del
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waiting for the ASHPOCALYPSE

Anonymous 09/27/2020 (Sun) 19:37:59 [Preview] No.167 del

Blessed is he who waits

-- Daniel 12:12

Anonymous 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:10:01 [Preview] No.169 del
Retarded is he who quotes the bible

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Anonymous 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:27:14 [Preview] No.171 del
ur gay lol

Anonymous 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:03:43 [Preview] No.172 del
u qutee the bible lol

Anonymous 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:48:39 [Preview] No.173 del
I've seen her irl. I did seasonal work at a ski lodge a town over. I go every year and will be headed their again soon although I am unsure if I'll even be working this time because of covid. I go into the city and adjacent suburbs often because there is really nothing but lodging and a few stores where I stayed. Can't really live off Starbucks. I saw her at a grocery store with a casually dressed much older hispanic guy that wasn't much taller than her. Her hands and feet aren't big at all. She is a very small person. She can't even get things off the top mid shelves. Could easily be mistaken for a middle school girl because of how she was dressed. She is very pretty. Being in her presence was almost ethereal. I don't think she even realizes how pretty she is? It's no wonder so many anon stalk her online. She seems afraid of guys. We made eye contact and she nonchalantly looked away. If she was still online, I would have said hey, but I didn't want t creep her out.

Seabee 10/08/2020 (Thu) 12:26:02 [Preview] No.176 del
>She is a very small person

She's not small, she's petite.

Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 17:25:45 [Preview] No.548 del
>links still work
I don't want to necrobump, but god bless your soul. I use to have a huge Ashley folder until my external went. I managed to recollect a few things here and there but this is an actual godsend. Thank you.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:33:32 [Preview] No.710 del
sorry newfag here, what timeframe was she active and how old was she in her videos and/or is her actual age known?
I ask cause everyone says "15" but she mentioned having gone to and dropped out of college in some of the streams, so I assume she must've been at least 18 at least in those videos unless she was BSing.

Seabee 05/27/2021 (Thu) 16:29:18 [Preview] No.711 del
The Ash was active making vids on youtube from October 2014 through April 2015. She was 14 and then 15 so that makes her 21 now. Obviously while making vids she wasn't in college taking business courses. She probably just said it for effect.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:16:04 [Preview] No.713 del

she worked so hard to throw people off and remain anonymous and still got doxed and disappeared. nothing gold can stay.

Seabee 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:08:33 [Preview] No.716 del
>and still got doxed

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 18:37:31 [Preview] No.717 del
I see, how did people figure that out? also, I'll go out on a limb and guess Ashley isn't her real name?

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 18:44:32 [Preview] No.718 del

nah, it's not her real name and i don't really know how she was outed. i assume after the "i wish i were black" video went semi-viral somebody she knew irl said something. her parents were probably pissed too.

Anonymous 05/30/2021 (Sun) 05:43:56 [Preview] No.723 del
The first thing was that her real first name was leaked by a member of her inner-circle. Her facebook account was then found back in 2015. It was quickly removed, but her full name and family and friends were already identified. Family photos with Ashley were later leaked in 2016 from these accounts. Although her dox wasn't leaked to everyone. Many anon came to realize that Ashley lived near Denver, Colorado. Photos of Ashley were leaked online and no one knew where they came from? Later, in 2017, some anon, claiming to have leaked the photos said they were in an ldr with Ashley and made her real name public. Anon then looked up Ashley's info online and found her voting information. The information from there was used to identify her on people search websites. Her family was then identified on these websites. Then their social media accounts were released by anon. An anon came forth claiming to go to school with Ashley. Ashley was later identified on the graduation list confirming anon's story. Sometime goes by and more pictures of Ashley are leaked online. A nude of Ashley is leaked along with them but it is cropped and censored. No one knows if it's real because it looks like it could be her in her room. Photos of the inside of Ashley's house are posted online and they are from a realty website. Apparently, Ashley had moved. The latest is some anon on discord claiming to be Ashley. A goth picture of a girl resembling Ashley was posted. It could be her because her brother and his gf are goth and they all live together with Ashley's dad...like Mexicans.

Anonymous 05/30/2021 (Sun) 07:42:01 [Preview] No.724 del
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Ash Feet

Anonymous 05/30/2021 (Sun) 13:00:25 [Preview] No.727 del
I'm not a footfag, but..

Anonymous 05/30/2021 (Sun) 20:54:21 [Preview] No.731 del
ty for the spoonfeed bro. could I ask what the most recent picture of her is? is it that one people keep posting of her with the two younger girls and the picture frame?

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 22:42:15 [Preview] No.773 del
does anyone have any of her real info? Its been bothering me for years what happened to her. If there is any personal info on her at all it would scratch a real itch if mine to know it

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 23:59:07 [Preview] No.774 del
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Ever hear of a little thing called q-anon, bucko? Well, who do you think Q is? Qaleigh? Q? See the connection? But you didn't hear it from me.

Seabee 06/09/2021 (Wed) 00:30:16 [Preview] No.775 del
A lot of Ashlings took this vid as just another funny vid but subliminally Ash was telling us that she actually is a CIA agent. Why do you think she disappeared so mysteriously?

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 06:24:06 [Preview] No.776 del
Ash is playing 69d chess to save us from the deep fried state, the cake pan of ice symbolizes the anti state, we all know that the deep(fried) state is burning hot, ice is the resistance, she sits at the top of the resistance, she is the leader, she is Q.

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Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 06:29:32 [Preview] No.778 del
so what you're saying... is if I join the resistance she'll sit on me?

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 06:46:33 [Preview] No.779 del
I wasn't saying that! its symbolic she sits at the top of... ok forget it

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 15:53:06 [Preview] No.780 del

That scene took her twenty takes. Her hot ass kept melting the ice. They finally had to bring in Industrial Light & Magic to digitally replace the ice in post. The part where the shard sticks to her butt was ad-lib'd but Scorsese left it in.

(commentary from the Ashley DVD)

Seabee 06/09/2021 (Wed) 17:27:52 [Preview] No.782 del
It's been confirmed that Scorsese was so impressed with the Ash's ad-lib "It stuck to my butt" that he is considering a re-make of the film he directed, Taxi Driver, originally starring Jodie Foster and will use the Ash in the role originally played by Foster.

This may shed some light on why the Ash so abruptly ended her you tube career to assume the role played by Foster.

But given a copy of the script it's been confirmed that the Ash said that the role formerly played by Foster so affected her puritanical sensibilities that she turned down the role and continued in her position as leader of the resistance.

Slowly but surely the pieces are starting to come together regarding the enigma, the mystery that is the Ash.

Seabee 06/09/2021 (Wed) 18:06:42 [Preview] No.783 del
>her hot ass

Literally or aesthetically?

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 19:54:37 [Preview] No.784 del
...omg, is Ashley a sasquatch??

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 21:36:08 [Preview] No.785 del
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i was thinking slenderman but... yes

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 21:39:18 [Preview] No.786 del

during oestrous the genitals of the Ashley become engorged and warm to the touch. that's how you know the pizza is ready.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 05:18:09 [Preview] No.787 del
and that was 6 years ago too. imagine what it looks like now. assuming the "mexican surprise" hasn't happened to her yet.

Seabee 06/10/2021 (Thu) 16:04:41 [Preview] No.789 del
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I like to imagine that she still has a cute little butt. I'll have to plead ignorance and ask what is the "Mexican surprise"?

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 17:09:39 [Preview] No.790 del
the unfortunate phase in the lifecycle of hot latina girls in their late teens to mid 20s where they gain 60 pounds and look just like their mom

Seabee 06/10/2021 (Thu) 17:57:40 [Preview] No.791 del
The Ash once said on a live stream about fat girls that she doesn't understand how girls can let themselves go like that. So the Ash is probably conscious in watching her weight. That plus the fact that she's only half latina so the curse of the Mexican surprise hopefully doesn't enter the equation.
Thanx for enlightening me on the "Mexican surprise"

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 18:13:30 [Preview] No.792 del
More like slenderbabe, amirite??

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 20:53:30 [Preview] No.793 del
hah! up top!

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 20:56:50 [Preview] No.794 del
hopefully but who knows. are there any pictures of her less than like 3 years old? or what's the most recent one?

Seabee 06/11/2021 (Fri) 00:58:38 [Preview] No.795 del
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Back in the 8chan days someone posted this pic from her mom's Facebook page. Looks like a cute, happy kid. Hope she's still happy as her pic shows. Doesn't look like we'll ever see a recent pic of the Ash but hey. you never know.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 04:47:50 [Preview] No.796 del
lol that's a good pic but I meant a pic less than 3 years old as in one from the last 3 years. basically I'm asking what the last known picture of her is.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 04:54:50 [Preview] No.797 del
wow small ash

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 12:23:25 [Preview] No.798 del
this one was posted on her mom's facebook in dec. 2015. I don't think there are any pics confirmed to be more recent.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 15:36:41 [Preview] No.801 del
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that was after this one?
also I'm surprised no one ever got hold of a yearbook when she graduated

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 15:39:32 [Preview] No.802 del
wait how old is this one? >>620
I thought that was the most recent

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Yeah, these pics were originally posted in 2015. Since her hair couldn't have been this long then, that means they must be from before she started making videos.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 16:45:23 [Preview] No.804 del
that pic is way older. she looks like a kid there

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 19:26:02 [Preview] No.806 del
man I'm all fucked up
she's one of those people who ages in reverse

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 20:55:59 [Preview] No.807 del
want her back, man. want her back, want her in that basement.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:56:51 [Preview] No.808 del
are there any pics of her dad?

Seabee 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:14:00 [Preview] No.809 del
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Green eyed lady lovely lady
Flitting slowly
Towards the sun

Green eyed lady feels life
I never see
Setting suns and lonely lovers free


I cast my net for all it's worth
The net returns as always empty and unfulfilled
Like sand through an hour glass
I perceive my existence slowly ebbing
I beg the universe for a stay of execution
That I may yet again cast my net
The universe ignores and remains mum

And now all that remains of me
Is an empty vessel of unrequited love
Doomed to an eternity of non existence....oblivion
Truly she is the most elusive butterfly of love
That no net cast can capture

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:01:21 [Preview] No.810 del
tears from your eyes are pouring
like cold icicles falling on my heart

the skies are black, the wind is freezing
no warmth can be felt when we are apart

no reason for life no reason to keep going
what is there to love when Ashley is gone

I glance one more time on a world I'm leaving
I see a desolate desert of misery and forlorn

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:09:42 [Preview] No.811 del
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nigga that was wack, watch this:

there once was an egirl named Ash
who all anons wanted to smash
a whole bunch of jews
reported abuse
her channel was banned in a flash

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:19:01 [Preview] No.812 del
you challenge me? watch this:

the Ash is strong
the Ash is cool
her dick is long
make pussies drool

you want to smash
but she smashes you
she is the aryan
you are the jew

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To sleep perchance to dream
I slowly awake
Consciousness sweeps over my body
Like a wave seeking the sanctity of its beach
As the numbness of sleep begins to wane
I begin to wonder
Was it a dream, was it reality
Was I visited by an angel who is Ashley
Must be a dream I ponder
For why would I a mere mortal
Be privy to such a visitation
Satisfied that it was merely a dream
I rise from the comfort of my bed
And spy a hair ribbon carelessly discarded on my headboard

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in Ashley's bosom I lay
among me a strange world
sparkling roses and shinning trees
and comforting sounds of colorful birds

the weather is slightly cold
Ashley is deliciously warm
hugging her tightly
I feel at home in her bosom

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:06:24 [Preview] No.819 del
yall need Jesus

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:34:38 [Preview] No.820 del
we need Ashley, not jesus

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 16:04:20 [Preview] No.823 del

yYu fool! Jesus is magic! With a Jesus we can make many Ashleys.

The swedish government is not that nice. Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 16:49:13 [Preview] No.824 del
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please provide any intel that can fuck over the swedish fed.

i'l get a new phone and laptop,my current ones are aready tapped.

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 18:43:50 [Preview] No.826 del
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if you squint or are willing to pay twenty bucks for the full sized yearbook.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 03:23:38 [Preview] No.827 del
ah man yeah he's full latino.
no wonder Ashley's a racist, mexicans are all either sjw or racist.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 06:12:16 [Preview] No.828 del
Can someone explain the "Luke" situation to me? was he actually her boyfriend?

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 12:02:14 [Preview] No.829 del
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As far as I know it was never confirmed, but that is what she told us. She also told us she broke up with him, but that was probably just to avoid drama.

Not to be confused with the trap of the same name that used to post on /ashleyj/ 8ch

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 17:44:04 [Preview] No.830 del
was the actual Luke on 8chan or anywhere else?
I'm divided about what to think since she was like "sowwy for lying :( but everything else is true!" when actually close to nothing she said was true

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he made a post on 8chan freaking out or something because she said on stream that she didn't have a bf, that's how people found out about it. she probably did break-up with him at some point after that, considering it was only an online thing anyway so it's not like it was a serious relationship or anything.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.832 del
something i've noticed recently (maybe it's old news) is the thorough job someone has done in erasing Ash from search engine results. Her old high school info is only available through google cache and wayback. her name is even missing in some online copies of her grandfather's obituary.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 23:42:59 [Preview] No.833 del
cool to see Ashley posting, man I missed a lot

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 00:11:52 [Preview] No.834 del
online bf? lol that doesn't even count. I had a runescape gf once, doesn't make me any less of a virgin

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:11:02 [Preview] No.835 del
I never had an online gf, you are way cooler than mine

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:26:57 [Preview] No.836 del
Do you have more Ashposts? They're almost as pleasant as her rambling videos

Seabee 06/15/2021 (Tue) 02:53:16 [Preview] No.837 del
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Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 04:38:06 [Preview] No.838 del
kinda shitty of this dude to post their PMs though when she seems like she trusted him. that wasn't her "boyfriend" was it?

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 04:39:23 [Preview] No.839 del
I wonder if she and her family pulled that off or if it's (((them))) trying to memoryhole her.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 04:42:07 [Preview] No.840 del
why would her mom call her Ashley?

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 05:04:58 [Preview] No.841 del
>lets be real you'll never find a boyfriend
this guy was trying so hard to commit statutory rape
think Ashley made that up too lol I bet her mom just caught her talking to herself in her room too many times and threatened to take her to a loonie bin or something. These videos are probably Ashley's most embarrassing memories, and that just makes them funnier

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 05:35:52 [Preview] No.842 del
found an archive of the thread Luke originally posted in: https://archive.is/UWrD5
it's not the entire thing though
also the first page of the board in the aftermath: https://archive.is/zf51S

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 07:16:36 [Preview] No.843 del
that's hilarious. ty for digging that up.
man I'm always surprised how old certain memes and phrases are when I see threads from years ago, I don't recall any memories of "redpilled" older than like 2016 (and I'm not an electionfag)

Seabee 06/15/2021 (Tue) 16:13:32 [Preview] No.845 del
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What charisma, allure, presence, aura and magnetism does this girl possess that we're still talking about her life of 7 years ago? Like Karen Carpenter sang, "It's Yesterday Once More".

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 17:50:08 [Preview] No.846 del
there's something unique about her. a lot of cam girls have done similar stuff trying to appeal to dorky guys on the internet but she's the only one I've seen who seemed like she was really being her true self. she seemed to fit naturally into the 4chan crowd without trying to.
...and being a 11/10 might have something to do with it.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 18:18:02 [Preview] No.847 del

she was uniquely cute and genuinely funny. like - funny even if an ugly chick or a dude had said it - funny. she is desperately missed.

Seabee 06/15/2021 (Tue) 18:33:25 [Preview] No.848 del
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Spot on my fellow Ashlings. There are quite a few really cute girls, a few on a par with Ashley but with Ashley it's everything else.

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Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.853 del
based Ashley doing whatever the fuck she wants

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 04:47:19 [Preview] No.854 del

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 08:47:05 [Preview] No.855 del
yeah she's gonna reappear out of the blue after 6 years and painstaking efforts of burying her internet identity so she can get expelled from school or fired from her job for committing hate crimes on the internet

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 08:50:21 [Preview] No.856 del
does anyone have a copy of that "Patriotic Crisis Line" stream with the audio still intact?
the ones on youtube and bitchute are muted

Seabee 06/17/2021 (Thu) 19:51:21 [Preview] No.858 del
If Anon's download doesn't work I compressed the vid due to it's size. No guarantee it will work though.

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 22:05:47 [Preview] No.859 del
thanks bros. I've been watching them all lately and was excited when there was one more I'd overlooked

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 22:12:33 [Preview] No.860 del
...okay so like, who.. alright. okay like, what the fuck eaven IS an ashley??????????????

Seabee 06/17/2021 (Thu) 23:08:08 [Preview] No.861 del
Who is Ashley he asks.
Only the epitome of extreme cuteness. humor, charisma and fun.

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 23:37:46 [Preview] No.862 del
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her streams were the goat

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 00:57:04 [Preview] No.863 del
shes mine wife

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.864 del
you guys think she's really 4'11? I'd probably believe it cause she was always the shortest girl in pictures. she was in her mid teens though so she might be 5'1 or 5'2 now, unless she was one of those kids who grew early and stopped at age 13.

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 05:25:10 [Preview] No.865 del
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perhaps she can be measured against an object with a known height in one of her videos

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 05:37:28 [Preview] No.866 del
my penis is 6" long
I'll give her a call and organise this measuring thing

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Anonymous 06/19/2021 (Sat) 20:15:01 [Preview] No.869 del
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Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat right over there?

Seabee 06/19/2021 (Sat) 21:14:02 [Preview] No.870 del
Chris Hansen: Arrested and charged with larceny in 2019 for writing bad checks. Charged with harassment. Show taken off air due to his being charged with harassment. Caught cheating on his wife with a much younger woman

Anonymous 06/19/2021 (Sat) 21:17:57 [Preview] No.871 del
Evicted from his NY apartment for non payment of rent

Anonymous 06/19/2021 (Sat) 22:26:25 [Preview] No.872 del

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Would you like fries with that?

Seabee 06/20/2021 (Sun) 01:56:23 [Preview] No.873 del
And let's not forget this guy

Anonymous 06/20/2021 (Sun) 04:31:11 [Preview] No.874 del
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RIP scott bakula

Anonymous 06/20/2021 (Sun) 05:17:30 [Preview] No.875 del
I had a dream that we were helping Ashley escape from a clown in the sewer and Ashley said the only way to stop the clown from getting her was that we all had to cum on her face. And we were all like, is there no other way Ash? But she said no, it couldn't be helped. So there we were, in the sewer, surrounded by shit water and poo gas giving Ashley a blowbang and just as the last cuck jizzed all over her face. The clown appeared right before us and was really pissed off we had bukaked his daughter. He said, Ashley come home right this instant and Ashley was like no way man, I got a boyfriends now and they'll beat you up if you ever try to tell me what to do, manlet. So there we all were, all 37 us kicking Ashley's dads ass for being a clown while getting blowjobs from Ashley with cum on her face then a miata shows up and some guy wearing aviators opens the driver door and gets out, Ashley looks over and runs to him. Derrick! wrapping her arms around him and they start making out with cum on her face. He sets her down in the passenger seat and gets in and drives away with a big grin and cum on his face. We are just standing around wondering what the fuck just happened and then someone asks who the fuck was that? Ashley's dad replies that was Ashley's other boyfriend and I'm just like, did he just make out with her after she sucked our dicks? Then I woke up.

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Anonymous 06/20/2021 (Sun) 06:35:51 [Preview] No.877 del
bro same. what could it mean???

Seabee 06/20/2021 (Sun) 13:33:33 [Preview] No.878 del
I'm not a student of oneirology or a psychologist nor do I play one on TV but I'd hazard a guess that there are more deviants on this board than first thought.

Anonymous 06/20/2021 (Sun) 23:37:45 [Preview] No.879 del
i had a dream today with ashley in but it wasnt as based, so basically i drive into this really small town in the middle of nowhere called "Nigger" so I pull over and ask some guy what the name of the town is just to hear him say it and we laugh then i go to the gas station and ashley is pumping my gas. she was wearing a red wifebeater and short shortsm she looked like she was at least 5 years older than in her videos, lightish red hair, slightly taller and somewhat muscular. she was like "hey bro guess what the name of this town is bro youll never guess bro" and i laughed myself awake before she finished the n word

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 06:12:29 [Preview] No.880 del
please tell me you literally had this dream and aren't just making it up. I have to know.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 06:59:55 [Preview] No.881 del
dude that's crazy. about 3 months ago I had a dream I was at a wedding in an unfamiliar place and I didn't know who was getting married or how I got there, but eventually when I saw the couple I could make out that it was Ashley and Elliot Rodger. he must've been brought back to life somehow, or maybe he never died? anyway afterward I go up to her and I'm like "Ashley this was a mistake! this guy is bad news!" and she looks at me kind of with a knowing look and says "no Anon (she actually said 'Anon' not my real name), he changed for me, he's a really good guy now". and I'm like I don't know man I don't know, cause people say that all the time and they're always wrong eventually. then later I'm listening to a conversation with both of them and he like speaks super formally and even with a slight british accent. but then this one guy walks past and he's carrying 6 folding chairs with 3 in each arm and some of the girls look at him, and I sort of hear Elliot mutter something about a BMW under his breath, and Ashley FLIPS out. she pulls his belt off and throws him on the ground, then pull his pants and underpants down for all the world to see. his dick was nothing to write home about but he had some nice glutes I'll tell ya, I'm straight and stuff but that guys ass made me momentarily question myself. but I digress, so she starts going to town on him with the belt, he was like whimpering and stuff but no one was doing anything and I didn't really want to be the one to stop her and also she's got crazy eyes, and then she starts dragging / half carrying him with one arm away from the party toward the parking lot, and immediately one of those white pedo vans shows up and the door flings open as if she cued it somehow. she throws him in like a ragdoll and jumps in in one brisk motion. it happened fast so I couldn't see super well and it was far away but I think I could see like that chains and leather BDSM kind of gear, and if nothing else I'm sure I saw some giant strapon dildos. I'm talking huge dildos, even Mr Hands would've hesitated at the sight of this shit. but that was that, it drove off and I think I could see some streamers and cans tied to the back. it was the most vivid dream I've ever had, almost like a prophetic vision of the future.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 13:54:40 [Preview] No.882 del
I had a dream about Ashley once. She told me to stop dreaming about her. Then I woke up.


Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 14:03:24 [Preview] No.883 del
I literally had that dream when i took a nap yesterday if I made it up it'd probably sound like that copypasta about moot in the walmart

Seabee 06/21/2021 (Mon) 15:46:27 [Preview] No.884 del
I am so jealous of the guys on this board that can dream of Ashley. All the years I've been following the Ash I've never had the honor try as I might. That is until the other night, that night being the exception to the rule.

I fell asleep and found myself in a pizza parlor. I ordered two slices extra sausage and an ice cold Pepsi. I found an empty table and sat down facing the entrance. As I began eating my first slice the door swung open and in she sauntered, I recognized her immediately. She was wearing an oh so short blue pleated skirt and a long sleeved white blouse which seemed a bit ambiguous compared to the short skirt but what the hell, it's my dream. I remarked to myself how such a petite girl can have such long slender legs. Her legs were utterly and completely naked, no thigh high stockings or panty hose, but why would she need them, her legs were flawless and yes, they ran all the way up.

She approached the juke box set against the wall not far from my table. She inserted a coin and pressed the buttons. I watched as she peered into the clear plastic cover to watch the machine select her record. The juke box began to play an instrumental made well before our time, Glenn Miller's Moonlight Serenade, a haunting yet beautiful instrumental.

She turned and looked at me, her gaze locked in on me like a heat seeking SAM missile. She slowly walked to my table and sat down directly opposite of me not saying a word.

She looked down at the remaining slice of pizza, extra sausage. I broke the silence and asked if she wanted the remaining slice. She slowly lifted her gaze from the slice, those beautiful emerald green far set eyes honing in on my own eyes. We just stared at each other for what seemed to be an eternity. Finally she spoke to answer my query in her cute froggy voice saying the one thing she wanted more than the remaining slice is.....

I abruptly awoke and found myself drenched in sweat, heart pounding faster than an engine exceeding its RPM limit with the scent of strawberry from her hair still in my nostrils

Perhaps I'll be able to finish the dream tonight but I seriously doubt it. Oh well, live in hope die in despair. By all that is holy what an exceptionally unique creature she is.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 16:37:29 [Preview] No.885 del
The idea behind this story is copy pasta worthy. The ending killed me.

>hey bro guess what the name of this town is bro youll never guess bro

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 16:44:36 [Preview] No.886 del
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I will be stealing that and using it as a copypasta. imagine when it's famous and the knowyourmeme page has to say that it started on this board.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 17:07:24 [Preview] No.887 del
Damn, he would've become a wizard this year too

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 17:15:51 [Preview] No.888 del
The funniest part is imagining her having moved out to some nowhere town just because it's called Nigger and then working at a gas station just so she can tell people all day.

Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 17:44:55 [Preview] No.889 del

that sounds strikingly plausible. i choose to believe that's what happened to her.

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 02:31:25 [Preview] No.890 del
It's settled then, in order to fulfill the prophecy, we must find this "Nigger" town to find Ashley and politely ask her to make more videos!

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 03:39:35 [Preview] No.892 del
got it.
the one place no one would ever think to look for her... England.

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 04:54:20 [Preview] No.893 del
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gasp... the rose/ash crossover teased in the post credits stinger from episode one.

Seabee 06/23/2021 (Wed) 05:18:54 [Preview] No.894 del
Niggerley Cottage in England may be a possibility but we all know how much the Ash hates the Brits.
A more logical place closer to home might be a little town in Nigger Creek in Oregon.

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Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 20:01:17 [Preview] No.896 del
Welp. Time to fap.

Anonymous 06/23/2021 (Wed) 20:35:45 [Preview] No.897 del
she was weirdly averse to cursing verbally despite doing it in text all the time. I've seen this pattern before... among mormons

Seabee 06/23/2021 (Wed) 20:53:48 [Preview] No.898 del

Yea, I've noticed that also.

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 05:46:54 [Preview] No.899 del
Lol, she's not mormon. Both sides of her family have catholic roots, but are non-practitioners. It only comes up at wedding s and funerals.

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 06:04:01 [Preview] No.900 del
oh I hadn't heard that, how did people find that out?

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 17:51:03 [Preview] No.901 del
Ah yes, like a proper Mexican family

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 19:01:21 [Preview] No.902 del
That explains a lot when you really think about it

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 19:09:05 [Preview] No.903 del
well it doesn't explain her being straight edge based on the catholics I've known.
of course, assuming she was telling the truth about that. I kind of believe it though just from her appearance and demeanor.

Seabee 06/24/2021 (Thu) 19:12:11 [Preview] No.904 del
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I'm not being sarcastic but what does it explain?

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 19:21:09 [Preview] No.905 del
her being a pedo

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 21:22:37 [Preview] No.906 del
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>it doesn't explain her being straight edge
She was probably "in rebellion" from her parents (similar to how most people grow up and into), non-devout catholics do tend to be very liberal about stuff, which also might explain how she managed to get away with her youtube channel where she said bad words about minorities, and yet the vague beliefs of her parents could provide an equally vague backbone for her beliefs too. In one moment she mocks her mom(and/or her friends) as Vegan Cathy, in the next she mocks the homosexuals as Taz, and in another she's an amazing atheist possessed by a demon. Yet still outwardly she claimed to be an agnostic and didn't want to marry (but still understood marriage as a commitment). This is the fruit of the infidels.

Anonymous 06/24/2021 (Thu) 21:38:30 [Preview] No.907 del
>be child of morally drifting gen X parents
>become teenager
>must rebel
>adopt hyper conservative ideology
if only it always happened this way

Seabee 06/25/2021 (Fri) 02:27:53 [Preview] No.908 del
Here we are philosophizing about the Ash even after all these years It's the age old question, are our beliefs inborn or are our beliefs learned. You say that non-devout Catholics tend to be very liberal yet the Ash was/is far from liberal. Matter of fact some of her views were even more to the right than Genghis Khan, something my brother once said about me, LOL.

She did mock her mom even when she was out of character(s) Was she rebelling or just didn't hold her mom in high regard? She never said anything bad about her dad.

Yes she said that she didn't want to marry because she was afraid of divorce and looked upon marriage as a commitment. Was that because she witnessed her mom's two divorces and third marriage?

I prefer to accept her characters such as Taz, Vegan Cathy or the Jew entering the gas chamber etc on the first level as just plain fun. But if anyone wants to take it to the second level and believe that she's mocking her mom and or friends then you're more than welcome to. It's just an opinion that anyone is entitled to.

I said this before and it bares repeating. The Ash has a very unique mind. She's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 03:35:49 [Preview] No.909 del
Divorced twice? Was Ash's dad the first one?
It is interesting that she only ever spoke positively about her dad, I wonder if he was more conservative and her mom more liberal.
My take is that beliefs can be taught or learned but the moral compass of a child can almost always be traced back to the parents. People can reform themselves for good later in life or make bad decisions in spite of a good upbringing, but for teenagers especially you can generally take a look at their life and make an estimate of what kind of parents they have.
I'd project that her relationship with her dad, and maybe her mom too despite her flaws, is largely to credit for her not doing drugs or slutting around.

Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 04:17:28 [Preview] No.910 del
If I may further delve into the realm of extrapolation, my suspicion is that Ashley's "mockery" of her mother would be very much unconscious, that is to suggest that characters such as Vegan Cathy would be amalgamations of distorted conceptions composed of loosely coalesced representations resting within the deepest reaches of Ashley's mental framework. She could have been mocking everyone and everything she came into contact with, as if all her comedic expressions were to take the form of dreams hypostatized into reality. Now, if the aforementioned claim is true, then it may stand to reason that all of Ashley's expressions, that is to say her behavior, would be subject to this rule of fantastical hypostitization, and consequently her decisions would be subject as well. But this suggestion negates the idea of absolute original thought, and therefore takes the position that not only beliefs, but every thought comes from something that is "learned". However, this claim can not be proven absolutely due to its structure beyond the realm of immediate, practical reality, and so no definite answer can be taken unconditionally. The enigma that is Ashley Jones is indeed a mystery, and I feel quite predisposed to the condition in which my riddle is encased about this wondrous mystery, if you catch my drift.

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Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 10:46:48 [Preview] No.912 del
Yeah this is fascinating and whatever, but dat ass tho.

Seabee 06/25/2021 (Fri) 14:50:28 [Preview] No.913 del
Yes, Ashley's dad was the first. I remember it was a day or two before Thanksgiving and someone asked if she was spending the day with her family and she replied that she wasn't. I concluded that she missed her dad and resented her step dad. My opinion only.

Seabee 06/25/2021 (Fri) 15:07:55 [Preview] No.914 del
God take, reasonable analysis

If the Ash occasionally peruses this board I think we should tell her that our fee for psychoanalysis is $100 an hour, not that she needs it though.

Anonymous 06/26/2021 (Sat) 00:14:25 [Preview] No.915 del
My fee is her making a new video idk about you.

Anonymous 06/26/2021 (Sat) 02:30:31 [Preview] No.916 del
my fee is also 100$ an hour if by hour you mean 10 minutes and by dollars you mean quarts of her sweat and her succulent toesies in my mouth

Seabee 06/26/2021 (Sat) 04:22:16 [Preview] No.917 del
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And I've been waiting six years for a new video

Seabee 06/26/2021 (Sat) 04:27:52 [Preview] No.918 del
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Would you settle for some drool instead?

Anonymous 06/26/2021 (Sat) 04:59:37 [Preview] No.919 del


Anonymous 06/26/2021 (Sat) 05:49:58 [Preview] No.920 del
here's a man who knows what his business is worth

Seabee 06/26/2021 (Sat) 19:35:57 [Preview] No.921 del
A challenger appears

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5FF1d81Xt4 [Embed]

Anonymous 06/27/2021 (Sun) 13:17:34 [Preview] No.922 del
Only if its in gallons instead

Anonymous 06/28/2021 (Mon) 04:35:07 [Preview] No.923 del
I mean, is she even really my waif if she can't pin me down and spit in my mouf?

Anonymous 06/29/2021 (Tue) 04:17:29 [Preview] No.930 del
Anyone know what this channel is?
The people in comments seem to think it's her running it but I'm a little skeptical

Seabee 06/29/2021 (Tue) 05:16:22 [Preview] No.931 del
I seriously doubt it's the Ash running it. It doesn't make sense for her to upload a few 6 year old videos when all her videos are still up on the youtube archive

Anonymous 06/29/2021 (Tue) 06:06:41 [Preview] No.932 del
something about this reminds me of those tranny discord cults

Anonymous 06/29/2021 (Tue) 06:09:27 [Preview] No.933 del
they seem to be edits and short clips. I agree though, some of the earlier comments were stuff like "why am I subscribed to this channel?", and it was made in 2017, so the most likely scenario is some dude thought he'd have a giggle and delete his videos, rename his channel, and pretend to be her.

Seabee 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:00:43 [Preview] No.934 del
Speaking of dillweed I've always wondered why the Ash named her board dillweed. I looked up the name dillweed the other day in the urbandictionary.com

"Popularized by the Beavis and Butt-head TV series dillweed is a derogatory term used to describe irrational behavior and low intellectual capacity usually resulting in some sort of consequence".

"Literally dillweed likens someone to pubic hair dill being slang for penis, think dill pickle, and weed being slang for hair".

I don't know if the Ash had that in mind or maybe she just likes the herb that is dillweed. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Anonymous 06/29/2021 (Tue) 16:21:57 [Preview] No.935 del
I actually didn't know about the insult or the herb and always thought it meant weed produced by the company Dill, which I thought was really funny. now you've ruined it.

Anonymous 06/30/2021 (Wed) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.936 del
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ok here comes another /r/ bros
in all versions of the "MCA wasn't a good goy" stream I can find the audio is replaced with some jewish music or something when she says she's gonna dance/lipsync to The Boys of Summer, presumably because jewtube muted it. I'm looking for a version with the audio intact. I want to hear the song while she dances to it. no it's not good enough to just start the song right when I think it's supposed to start, what if it's a quarter second off? then it's all ruined.

Anonymous 06/30/2021 (Wed) 11:47:55 [Preview] No.937 del
is the MEGA that had most of her videos not up anymore? i thought most people had downloaded that to watch them. people actually just watch the vids on youtube?

Anonymous 06/30/2021 (Wed) 16:28:51 [Preview] No.938 del
I know of one video MEGA, it only has some of the streams though. and "MCA wasn't a good goy" is only on bitchute now but it's still the version with the audio replaced

Anonymous 06/30/2021 (Wed) 20:04:15 [Preview] No.939 del
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pic rel was from the MEGA I was thinking of. I can't find it now so maybe it got taken down, but it was up for years.

I've re-uploaded the stream you wanted here, with the original audio: https://anonfiles.com/p4F9R03dua/MCA_wasn_t_a_good_goy-6CMm1UteOAg_mp4
(I'd upload it to MEGA but I'm banned, so it's the best I can do)

Anonymous 07/01/2021 (Thu) 01:43:09 [Preview] No.940 del
you're a saint anon, I love you, yes homo.
yeah while watching that stream I was really happy when she said she was gonna play that song and then disappointed when the jews ruined it (as they are wont to do).

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 05:07:09 [Preview] No.1023 del
>Kaleigh as a girl's name is of Greek, Irish, and Gaelic origin, and the meaning of Kaleigh is "beautiful, lovely, slim and fair, or slender".


>Anne as a girl's name is of Hebrew origin, and the meaning of Anne is "He (God) has favored me". Anne is a variant of the Hebrew names Ann and Hannah.

>Vargas is a Spanish surname of Castilian origin. The founder of the house was Ivan de Vargas who fought as a knight in the reconquest of Madrid, in 1083, at service of Alfonso VI of León and Castile.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 05:19:09 [Preview] No.1024 del
She did break up with him because he was a pussy ass faggot. Ashley always dates these weirdo guys online that either come out as trans or bi and want to fuck a tranny. She almost dated a guy in her inner circle who came out later as trans and was in the process of transitioning. I was told by the dude himself that as soon as he told her, she left the chat and never spoke to him again. Then there was another dude in the inner circle who Ash was interested in, but it got out that this guy was trying to fuck the tranny guy after he transitioned. the same trans guy she almost dated. It was soon after this that she disappeared for good.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 06:21:35 [Preview] No.1026 del
how Luke handled it was definitely the worst way possible. instead of talking to her he goes straight to the forum and posts about it publicly all dramatically to make her feel bad and make sure everyone knew about it. I wonder if he wasn't much older than her.
good to know she's into trainwreck men though.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 13:33:48 [Preview] No.1027 del
I'm just going to take a stab at it and suggest that maybe she does have problems with her mother and her parents getting a divorce. She mentioned this before but didn't go into detail about it. Judging by her younger half-brother's age, Ashley's mom definitely did cheat on her dad with some other man. I think Ashley doesn't feel loved and she probably wants to be in a relationship that makes her feel that way, so she goes after the first person that gives her attention but as soon as she sees a red flag, she shuts them out immediately. I'm like this as well and she seems to be that way too. Honestly, I've never had any trouble getting in a relationship, but I've never been too impressed with the women that have come my way so I shut them out soon after and they eventually lose interest or get angry with me and call me a weirdo. I've been called gay a lot by crazy girls, but I'm not gay, I just don't want to end up like my father and be with someone like my mother. Also, she might feel like the middle child, being looked over by her parents and family. So this may have left her very pessimistic in regards to those things, even though deep down she wants this, so she seeks atttention elsewhere since she can't get it from those she truly wants it from.

Seabee 07/10/2021 (Sat) 14:02:58 [Preview] No.1029 del
You are correct, Kaleigh is the true Gaelic spelling, not like the aberrations such as Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Kailee and Kayley.

Castilian = aristocracy, nobility, upper class.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 14:57:26 [Preview] No.1030 del
I'm Ashley's real boyfriend. I'm Rex, founder of Rex Kwon Do self defense system. After 1 week with me in my dojo you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma and the wisdom of a man.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 15:52:04 [Preview] No.1032 del
I was going to ask if it's actually pronounced the same. I don't like weird spelled names, but if that's the original spelling I guess it's ok.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 15:53:46 [Preview] No.1033 del
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I wish I could be that person for her

Seabee 07/10/2021 (Sat) 16:42:19 [Preview] No.1034 del
Yes, they're all pronounced the same and yeah, I don't like weird spelling names either but some mothers think it's cutesy or cool to change the spelling, like Ellyzabeth for Elizabeth or Jaeysin for Jason. I think its a parent's desire to enshrine their child's uniqueness in a name' it's a bit of narcissism. Rant over, heh,heh.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 18:03:37 [Preview] No.1035 del
yeah exactly and then their kid has to carry that burden through their youth. and even in adulthood people will laugh about it behind their back unless they get it legally changed. only a borderline retard would do that to their kid.

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Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 19:50:50 [Preview] No.1037 del
Ashley isn't allowed to have a boyfriend until she gets vaxxed. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pa_gk3X5UEE [Embed]

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 20:05:48 [Preview] No.1038 del
Ashley won't let your kids get any vaccines, no flu vax, no polio vax, no hepatitis vax, nothing. Are you still gonna marry her Anon?

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 20:17:39 [Preview] No.1039 del
>Implying that I would want to put that poison in mine and Ashley's hypothetical children anyway

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 21:22:17 [Preview] No.1040 del
Ashley and I have decided to name our firstborn son Hehtler. Big future ahead of that kid. Whatever problems he may encounter in life, I'm sure he'll find the solution.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 22:20:50 [Preview] No.1041 del
le meme coof vaccines are a scam. vaccines in general are a scam. ash's and my kids will be as the ubermensch. Don't be a retard. Don't get the meme vaccines.

Seabee 07/11/2021 (Sun) 00:58:16 [Preview] No.1042 del
Ash, you must come back. This now crazy country is target rich for your stinging acerbity and poisonous barbs.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 01:35:18 [Preview] No.1043 del
she would need actual security guards if she did the same thing again now. partly because a lot of people on 4chan remember her and she'd regain fame almost immediately, and mostly because of how insane leftoids are now.

Seabee 07/11/2021 (Sun) 02:04:23 [Preview] No.1044 del
Unfortunately you're right, I said it sort of tongue in cheek. If she came back with the same play book she'd just be hanging her butt out to get it kicked. "insane leftoids" is an understatement. Biden wants to send people to your home asking why you haven't taken the poison jab, leftoid DAs refusing to prosecute rioting BLM and Antifa, schools now teaching that all whites are evil and on and on.

If Ash came back just to talk about unicorns and rainbows and puppies I'd be happy.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.1045 del
yeah the "cancelling" shit is out of control. if that "I wish I was black" ordeal happened today you'd have them calling her high school trying to get her expelled and picketing her house.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 20:24:03 [Preview] No.1047 del
good thing she already graduated a few years ago

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:00:52 [Preview] No.1048 del
now it would be her college or her job

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 02:07:05 [Preview] No.1049 del
Ashley could just blame the videos on the other girl that looks like her.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 02:27:30 [Preview] No.1050 del
This girl? She doesn't look much like Ashley anymore. https://www.instagram.com/breeversaw/

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 03:21:49 [Preview] No.1051 del
>it was her!
>i’m really just out here vibin fr black lives matter. lgbt+ lives matter

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 04:12:46 [Preview] No.1052 del
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Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 06:12:04 [Preview] No.1053 del
that bothers me less than the actual commercial

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 11:52:29 [Preview] No.1054 del
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does this bother you?

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 15:18:04 [Preview] No.1055 del
>that's the closest your dick will ever get to ashley

Seabee 07/12/2021 (Mon) 15:44:08 [Preview] No.1056 del
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This is a typical example of why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 15:55:55 [Preview] No.1057 del
uh oh the jews got ya. very sad, many such cases.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 16:53:46 [Preview] No.1058 del
Probably not even his dick, probably his "girlfriend's" dick.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 20:13:45 [Preview] No.1060 del
you ain't never gonna prick her Ash hole with your vaxx dr. fauci

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 20:32:39 [Preview] No.1061 del

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 20:34:16 [Preview] No.1062 del
I just got myself infected with the virus on purpose, that's basically the same as getting the vaccine

Seabee 07/12/2021 (Mon) 20:50:55 [Preview] No.1063 del
And now I heard on the news that a 3rd vaccine jab is needed and Pfizer wants the CDC to OK jabs for infants. I'm sure if the Ash was still doing vids she'd tell us to follow the money.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 20:59:52 [Preview] No.1064 del
I'm very curious if she's gotten more or less extreme or stayed the same politically since back then.
she was remarkably knowledgeable as a 14-15 year old, I think I would've been like 18 before I was saying the same stuff she was. so I'd like to think she's full on /pol/ schizo by now with a 1GB Rothschilds folder.

Seabee 07/12/2021 (Mon) 22:38:47 [Preview] No.1065 del
Yes, I was also always impressed with her political leanings and how knowledgeable she was at such a young age when most girls her age were talking about designer clothes and the latest lipstick color. Like you I didn't start taking an interest in politically conservative views until I was about 17-18 years old.

I like to think she has stayed pretty much the same with her political views even if she's attending college now where they try to brainwash students with the Marxist socialist political views. But she seemed to have a mind of her own and incapable of being brainwashed.

Anonymous 07/12/2021 (Mon) 23:17:59 [Preview] No.1066 del
the college shit works best on people who are naive and/or care a lot about being in line with the "scholarly opinion" on something, so I'd bet my left nut it bounced off her.
I was in my uni's required "ethics and values" aka liberal indoctrination class not too long ago and actually it was a good experience for me cause I got better at debating lefties from taking on the professor every class.
I have a vague feeling the same girl who got in arguments about politics with strangers at the library probably isn't the kind to sit quietly while some hippy faggot is dropping globohomo talking points on a room full of young impressionable students.

Seabee 07/13/2021 (Tue) 02:46:21 [Preview] No.1067 del
I've got to respect you. Anyone who can debate and stand up to a classroom full of screaming bed wetting leftoids has my vote and that's fair dinkum. I'm not from Australia but I always liked the term fair dinkum. The Ash would be proud, good on you, mate heh, heh.

Anonymous 07/13/2021 (Tue) 04:44:21 [Preview] No.1068 del
thanks bro. to be fair I'm in a red state at about as non-zogged of a college as they get, but yes my side was indeed the minority. the professor was the only smart one though the students on his side were just his cheerleaders.

Anonymous 07/15/2021 (Thu) 06:05:30 [Preview] No.1090 del
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guys. what was the answer. I'm losing my mind.

Seabee 07/15/2021 (Thu) 16:45:38 [Preview] No.1094 del
You're not alone, man. When she said that someone got it right I waited with bated breath but she moved on without saying the meaning. Was she being passive aggressive? I'm pretty sure I hurt myself real bad trying to figure out her little puzzle.

Anonymous 07/15/2021 (Thu) 17:42:57 [Preview] No.1095 del
yeah I assume no one would know except the ones who were watching the stream when it happened and had the IRC open. I'm hoping one of them happens to pass through here

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