Read this on 4chan. Made me think of NK.

Listen here jeets, you dont know me, but i literally fuck kangeroos for fun before i kill them and roast them on a spit. They look kind of like humans with tails and once you get used to raping them, its almost like a real girl.
Have you ever heard a kangaroo squeel in erotic terror before? Its a sound you'll never forget. Its enough to give a grown man night terrors for the rest of his life. Most of these red kangas, or 'big reds' as I call 'em are over 6 feet, have muscles of steel, a 6 pack and pack more testorone than a maximum security inmate. And i just grab 'em, by the tail, and fuck them half to death. Then i squewer the beast like a wild hog and cook it up with a side of potatos. I've lost count of how many kangaroos I've raped. Its probably over 100 now. My kangaroo fucking days are over now, i have a wife and she keeps me mostly satisfied. But i still get hard at the sound of a kangaroo squealing in agony as i ram my man hood up its stinking cunt hole. I really miss it.
You jeets are kind of pertty. Remind me allot of kangaroos. Soft, furry, nice fat rump. Why reading your comments got me real excited for a kangaroo fuck fest starting in india.