I've been building a url shortener application in typescript but I've been too lazy to learn and implement a proper API response type. Feeling guilty about a recent application where I linked my github. They will surely see variableName: any on my quote unquote portfolio. It's such a basic project too, a simple table of full url, short url, and a 301 redirect response.
Woe, woe unto thee. Need to start my new life as a bamboo chopper in a phillipino village where I belong and be done with all of this cultural pretending