>>783775
I taught myself to dive head first off the 5 meter but the lazy zoomer lifeguards only open it for half an hour each day and get bored and close it after 25 min. Plus you have to wait for meat sweat board short potatos to do wobbly scared looking safety leaps after way too long to get up the courage. TLDR I can dive but the only dive pool is crossed out because of cringe. FML.