More random fuck heads in my yard, can't even make this shit up. A whole family just walks right the fuck into my yard and starts fucking with shit.

They're aboriginal, aunty unna and the kids plus some junkie guy.
It seems somthing in my yard caught their eye and like emus they just walked in to gawk at it.

At first I was friendly, no idea why a family of boongs was in my yard but bad home area so whatever. But then this junkie guy just picks up one of my tools right in front of me and tries to leave with it, and I pulled him up and aunty unna kept trying to excuse him as if she didn't know. At this point it became clear they had intended to steal the thing they were gawking at, implausible as that might be.
I swear it wasn't even related to the axe incident.