I was accosted by a very uppity and enthusiastic evangelical jeeta environmentalist at the entrance to coles. She was wearing some kind of comical hat and actively approached me saying "heeeey". I couldn't hold my smirk and she noticed. She responded in kind, almost laughing. Told her sorry no thanks.
Should have switched it around when she eventually came to ask me my contact details and asked her for her number so we could discuss whatever gay commie shit she was preaching over drinks. I was wearing my finest grey trackies too.