I'm having fun at teh wage NEETs. There is this ridiculously flamboyant and grumpy contractor who we get to edit the code base every time the CEO goes on a fag chemsex weekend and gets paranoid about russian hackers. To start with I denied him a access card so he has to wait outside with the curry smokers until business hours, then when he wants access to the App program interface, I gaslight that he doesnt need it because I didnt need it when i was doing 1337 haxxor stuff, before I was promoted to management. He's getting incoherent with rage and I got to exploit his vulnerability and score points with the hot blonde office boobiella. I pwnd him with my tales of installing an awesome data tracker worm in the repository two years ago. LOL he's gonna spend hours looking for it and then I'm gonna show him up when the CEO comes out of his coom coma. I cant wait, he's gonna cry. That will teach him to park his crappy corvette in my spot. Lol.