Higher education has always been held in high regard in my efforts to recruit brand new cellarmen. The exacting task of merchantile liquor requires sharp wits and educational discipline. Only graduates of my Beveridge College, a ship constantly at sea and far from the ill winds of sobriety, can be trusted to command the privilege of advising my customers on their refreshment needs. Why not apply in store for the cadetship program, after four years of professional grade training you too could wear the polyester slacks of a Dan's employee and be posted to far off stores in quaint country towns such as Joondalup, helping the charming locals in their nightly traditions. Networking with with the tertiary educated will have to wait until later in you career when you get posted to the city and can sell them wines.