Just went to the shops to get soda water. Saw the funniest thing
Big fat executive, dressed in a singlet shorts and thongs, sunnies on. Huge beer gut and walking with his arms puffed out like wings. Thiiick neck, grey stubble and balding head. The definition of large and in charge.
He had that kind of leaned back power walk where you sort of kick your legs out with each step and it made this loud slapping sound with the thongs on the coles lino floor. He was using a reusable fabric bag but held it half way down the handles with his hand brought up to his chest. Strong grip. He even put the items in the bag while shopping and then took them out to pay. Chad move
I was next to him in checkout and walking behind him all the way out of coles, down the escelator and into the carpark.
The power walk and image infront of me and the thong noises were so fucking funny I was trying to not piss myself. Biting my tongue, scratching my nose, trying to think of something else but I was giggling under my breath. There was people all around too so I couldn't just start laughing like a mong
I was hoping he'd turn a different way in the carpark but I had to follow him the same way to my car
When I got in I fucking burst out laughing like a manic psycho