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NEET General #380 - Cuthulu Edition NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:29:45 [Preview] No. 382195
Those cold dark things that live in the furthest reaches of your home, They penetrate your consciousness when you are on the edge of waking, you have neglected them long enough. They smell like stale pee and they need to be thrown out. DO IT NOW BEFORE THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE

OLD: >>381187
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:53:25.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:30:08 [Preview] No.382196 del
How horrible


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:30:41 [Preview] No.382198 del
NETHER REALM
BEST REALM


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:31:03 [Preview] No.382199 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:32:37 [Preview] No.382201 del
🍋


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:41:48 [Preview] No.382202 del
>>382119
More News From Nowhere gives me feelings.
>>382127
Some look like thick Japs.
>>382130
>should
>>382139
I think >>382141 is.
>>382143
>BEANs
>>382147
>reinforced
Fuck off, you reinforce your acceptable behaviours on us too.
>>382159
You shouldn't smoke mix. It's a sin.
>>382163
Send her the gnome music and a text saying yesno?
>>382175
>>382174
>>382176
Morning


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:42:03 [Preview] No.382203 del
>>382195
No old.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:44:42 [Preview] No.382204 del
It's raining and i need to get ready for work. Woe.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:55:26 [Preview] No.382208 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-21/covid-19-delta-strain-cases-grow-in-western-sydney/100311472

This is a concern because the virus tends to spread more in CALD areas.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 21:58:39 [Preview] No.382209 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:00:22 [Preview] No.382210 del
>>382209
Hi Nuro. Beta's looking gud. Are you gonna take it out today?


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.382211 del
> I dont look like the tradtional black fella

t. traditional owner, 22.07.2021


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:04:57 [Preview] No.382212 del
This thread is too scary for me.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:05:31 [Preview] No.382213 del
>>382042
>>382043
Thank (You).

>>382045
Why I don't like moving shit is the need to re-arrange cables.

>>382055
Bring a can of bug spray with you.

>>382057
Based.

>>382059
You should tell your psychologist this next time.

>>382073
Straight into it.

>>382080
Close enough.

>>382081
Facts.

>>382085
Pounding it inch for inch.

>>382088
RIP.

>>382093
Your art?

>>382097
Happy NEETs.

>>382099
Big boy.

>>382102
The more I know.

>>382112
>if theres only 1 can left in the fridge.
Perhaps it would be a sign.

>>382133
>>382137
Good advice.

>>382142
A lot to read and process.

>>382147
>I honestly wish I could leave the board and never return.
Trying to escape the bucket.

>>382148
A nice post.

>>382150
>>382155
>>382157
Good interpretations.

>>382158
You must listen to their whispers.

>>382166
Find yourself a good boong woman.

>>382174
kek

>>382181
I wonder how the world will be in ten years.

>>382188
Did you make it out in time?

>>382195
Spooky.

>>382204
Just keep your distance on the road and you'll be fine.

>>382208
I just wish it was not in this country.

>>382174
>>382175
>>382185
>>382188
>>382202
>>382209
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:06:42 [Preview] No.382214 del
>>382212
Cover up the Pepe with a piece of paper.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:07:42 [Preview] No.382215 del
>>382210
yeah i have been driving it to work everyday. Just clocked over 1000k since i took it up the coast.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:08:21 [Preview] No.382216 del
$555.08 in bills and it's not even 8am yet


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:08:37 [Preview] No.382217 del
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>>382195
>edge of WANKING
At the neet compound we will worship a giant tentacled demon-god, who has an uncanny resemblance to possum in a halloween costume.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:10:33 [Preview] No.382218 del
>>382216
Big spender.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:15:13 [Preview] No.382219 del
>>382218
Two lots of car rego and an Internet bill.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:21:23 [Preview] No.382220 del
>>382215
Gonna take it on a road trip? Go see the real boongs up the top end.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:21:42 [Preview] No.382221 del
>>382219
That's not too bad. My Internet is $100 and the car rego would be closer to $300.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:23:45 [Preview] No.382222 del
>>382221
Yeah, $100.46 for Internet, $243.81 for the Corvette, and $210.81 for the Commodore.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:31:34 [Preview] No.382223 del
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you just know nuro jizzed in his bike shorts when the don uttered these words


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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:45:27 [Preview] No.382225 del
Nuro got vaxxed once


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:52:22 [Preview] No.382226 del
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/meghara/china-camps-prisons-xinjiang-muslims-size
>China Can Lock Up A Million Muslims In Xinjiang At Once
based


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:54:08 [Preview] No.382227 del
https://www.al.com/news/2021/07/im-sorry-but-its-too-late-alabama-doctor-on-treating-unvaccinated-dying-covid-patients.html
>“One of the last things they do before they’re intubated is beg me for the vaccine. I hold their hand and tell them that I’m sorry, but it’s too late.”


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:55:43 [Preview] No.382228 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:57:37 [Preview] No.382229 del
>>382226
They'll be resettled in the west. Just you watch.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:57:57 [Preview] No.382230 del
>>382226
Big operation.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:58:52 [Preview] No.382231 del
>>382227
This Facebook post was on news.com.au and it is sad.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:59:09 [Preview] No.382232 del
brb job interview online. Talk to you blokes later.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:59:09 [Preview] No.382233 del
>>382229
I'm kind of hoping China is actively working and/or beating them to death.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.382234 del
>>382232
Good luck.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:07:42 [Preview] No.382235 del
>>382233
Nah, the'll send them over here to wreck more havoc. The eternal chink did not get to be eternal without possessing plenty of cunning.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:12:13 [Preview] No.382236 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:36:17 [Preview] No.382237 del
Another day on earth bros.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:40:47 [Preview] No.382238 del
>>382236
382283 is the post to get in this thread


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:44:51 [Preview] No.382240 del
G'morning NEETs
I am hungover and probably not going to my course today


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:45:45 [Preview] No.382242 del
>>382240
YOU GO TO YOUR COURSE!


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:50:49 [Preview] No.382245 del
>>382242
I will not, i am a lazy NEET


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:54:32 [Preview] No.382247 del
Taxation taxation taxation
The NEET who enjoyed relaxation
His head was sore, from ordering more
A man left with woed indignation


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:57:11 [Preview] No.382250 del
That concludes today's Pepe/Apu uploads.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 23:58:28 [Preview] No.382251 del
>>382247
Kek,I blame non bleh whisky


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:01:08 [Preview] No.382252 del
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>>382199
Remember NEET, .JPG doesn't support transparency


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:08:51 [Preview] No.382253 del
>>382252
just like our governments


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:21:43 [Preview] No.382254 del
>>382237
Are you one of the fabled neet neets, without employment or education in progress?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:24:37 [Preview] No.382255 del
>>382254
it's monk


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:28:10 [Preview] No.382256 del
Rewatching buffy, which I haven't seen in a decade. Disturbed by how long ago the 90s were.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:29:51 [Preview] No.382257 del
think i'm about to shit myself


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:29:52 [Preview] No.382258 del
Buffy is a necrophiliac


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:31:32 [Preview] No.382259 del
Nuro attempted to build rapport with a normie by giving a straight arm salute once.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:41:37 [Preview] No.382260 del
>>382253
well bantered.
I spent the other night reading through hundreds of pages of "freedom of information" requests to the government- all of them were just walls of redacted text.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:43:20 [Preview] No.382261 del
>>382259
Pajeet, you will never have any respect around here with that flag. Never.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:43:28 [Preview] No.382262 del
>>382255
Nah I'm a wagesufferer
>>382255
nope


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:46:29 [Preview] No.382263 del
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What are neet neets doing with themselves today, free from the horrors of job and uni? I'm curious.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:51:51 [Preview] No.382264 del
i wonder if vampires ever suck their own haemorrhoid blood


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:52:56 [Preview] No.382265 del
>>382264
Vampires dont have blood


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:53:12 [Preview] No.382266 del
>>382263
Sitting here in the cold


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:53:32 [Preview] No.382267 del
>>382256
I never watched that, despite being in the correct demographic at the time. Should I have?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:53:49 [Preview] No.382268 del
>>382263
I'm waiting for a tomato buyer to show up then i'm going back to bed


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:54:11 [Preview] No.382269 del
>>382265
what do they have in them?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:54:36 [Preview] No.382270 del
>>382268
at the house? seems foolish


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:54:47 [Preview] No.382271 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:55:15 [Preview] No.382272 del
>>382270
Nah,nearby,they text then I go for a walk


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:55:46 [Preview] No.382273 del
NEEts my cat caught a pidgeon and kind of mangled it.
Should I let the cat eat it, let the pidgeon go, or kill the pidgeon ?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:56:02 [Preview] No.382274 del
>>382272
you going to walk in your jamies?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:56:25 [Preview] No.382275 del
>>382273
Let the cat have his feed, he's only doing whats natural


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:56:27 [Preview] No.382276 del
>>382271
Soy sauce?
Tasty


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:57:10 [Preview] No.382277 del
>>382273
if it has broken or removed the pigeon's wings, you should probably despatch the poor thing


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:57:40 [Preview] No.382278 del
>>382274
No because I don't wear any


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:58:01 [Preview] No.382279 del
it's going to die regardless, but it shouldn't suffer unnecessarily
cats are cunts when they do that


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:58:16 [Preview] No.382280 del
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR SOY


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:58:26 [Preview] No.382281 del
>>382273
Gut it and put it on the weber.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:58:56 [Preview] No.382282 del
>>382279
Drown it in a bucket of warm water.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:58:57 [Preview] No.382283 del
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I feel like pigeon is friend.
But also cat is friend.
Can nature be both cruel and just?

My cat has kibble, is it unjust that the cat eats kibble?
If eating kibble is just, is eating pigeon unjust


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:59:26 [Preview] No.382284 del
>>382277
I picked it up but it cannot fly, it's lost all it's tail feathers.
Feelsbadman


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:59:40 [Preview] No.382285 del
>>382279
Yeah, pussies can be real cunts sometimes.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:59:55 [Preview] No.382286 del
>>382283
Pigeon is like a steak for cat,let him have his treat.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 00:59:56 [Preview] No.382287 del
>>382283
Your cat wants Kit-e-cat


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:00:09 [Preview] No.382288 del
>>382263
Bout to take this for a ride.

t. Batman


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:00:28 [Preview] No.382289 del
>>382284
wash your hands when you're done with it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:00:54 [Preview] No.382290 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:00:55 [Preview] No.382291 del
Wondering how badly pozzed NSW will be today.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:01:25 [Preview] No.382292 del
Monk didn't drink any standards once.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:01:38 [Preview] No.382293 del
>>382286
If the cat are the pigeon this would be just, but instead he just bats it around like a gook and then spreads the feathers all over the house.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:01:38 [Preview] No.382294 del
>>382288
tsk tsk
bench grinder next to a lathe


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:01:41 [Preview] No.382295 del
>>382291
Glady is on now.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:02:31 [Preview] No.382296 del
>>382267
It was nearly a quarter of a century ago, if you're in the correct demographic, you probably don't want to be reminded of how high school was in the 90s.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:02:42 [Preview] No.382297 del
>>382291
notice the "mathematician" smelly wop goomba stopped making his "calculations" once NSW Health found and sacked the leaker


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:02 [Preview] No.382298 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:13 [Preview] No.382299 del
>>382288
Fuk How long is that stem? trim that shit.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:14 [Preview] No.382300 del
>>382294
thats the mini lathe, its setup to only do cassette bodies Dad.....


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:14 [Preview] No.382301 del
>>382295
Tell her the neets said hi.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:15 [Preview] No.382302 del
>>382284
This sort of thinking is why you're still a virgin. It's meat, you're an apex predator, eat it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:03:30 [Preview] No.382303 del
>>382296
yeah, although seppo tv depictions of highschool seemed pretty over the top compared to here


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:05:10 [Preview] No.382304 del
124 cases, I think it's totally out of control, only way to stop it would be to shut down everything except supermarkets or continue on and accept thousands of cases until more people get vaccinated.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:06:45 [Preview] No.382305 del
how ever did they survive the black plague without a vaccination program?
mak u think


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:07:08 [Preview] No.382306 del
>>382304
They've been in lockdown for what, a month now? And the numbers still haven't gone down.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:08:01 [Preview] No.382307 del
>>382305
Most people didn't m8.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:08:17 [Preview] No.382308 del
>>382306
Yeah, the numbers are going up now even with the stricter measures.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:08:31 [Preview] No.382309 del
>>382306
while things like uber pajeets are considered an essential service, the lockdowns are completely ineffective


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:09:03 [Preview] No.382310 del
>>382307
yeah, but the human race survived
so why not just let it run its course?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:09:54 [Preview] No.382311 del
>>382305
Wiped out over 50% of the population in Europe, if a virus like this was around back then it'd probably be just as bad or worse.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:10:15 [Preview] No.382312 del
>>382308
be ironic if the gestapo coppers stopping people and enforcing the lockdown were also spreading it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:11:05 [Preview] No.382313 del
>>382311
and then the nazis wiped out 50% of europe
so they're down to what 25% now?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:12:57 [Preview] No.382314 del
Have done nothing at the wage so far.
I'll do some tasks after lunch I reckon

>>382255
Nope


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:14:11 [Preview] No.382315 del
>>382313
Point is having a huge chunk of your population wiped out leads to societal collapse, but maybe that's what you want, I dunno.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:16:29 [Preview] No.382316 del
>>382315
i'm about 2/3rd of the way through my projected lifespan, so it would be interesting to see a collapse


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:17:05 [Preview] No.382317 del
>>382316
I don't think you'd enjoy it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:19:59 [Preview] No.382318 del
Over 99% of people survive covid


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:20:27 [Preview] No.382319 del
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Drop instore and take advantage of my low low prices before the collapse NEETs


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:20:59 [Preview] No.382320 del
>>382312
It would be fitting punishment in the dumdums who keep running around while we're supposed to be in lockdown all get it from the cops and die.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:21:30 [Preview] No.382321 del
Red pill me neets - did body corporates really do the black death?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:21:54 [Preview] No.382322 del
>>382320
the cops are going to people's houses too, so even if you stay put, there's a chance one of the infected will bring it to you


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:24:26 [Preview] No.382323 del
Are we being enlightened again?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:26:53 [Preview] No.382324 del
>>382302
See: can Vs. should
I keep chickens, do I just chase them about and fry them like a nigger?
When I was in niggerville I saw this kind of behavior among the savages, they tormented their wives, their livestock and their children.
Force is a virtue, but so is patronage.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:27:24 [Preview] No.382325 del
>>382318
1% of the population have a lot of influence on public policy.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:30:13 [Preview] No.382326 del
>until more people get vaccinated.

lol !


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:35:26 [Preview] No.382328 del
>>382323
feel free to choose another topic you feel worthy of discussion


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:38:30 [Preview] No.382330 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:40:30 [Preview] No.382331 del
>>382330
it takes a particular type of ineptitude to kill yourself with 12 and 5 volt PC wiring
perhaps he was poking about in a switchmode power supply


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:41:27 [Preview] No.382332 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:47:32 [Preview] No.382334 del
Nuro poos on the beach every night to save on water at the mansion.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 01:59:30 [Preview] No.382336 del
>>382234
Thank you. I felt I did well in responding to their questions but when I got to the coding section, I closed the window when I could not solve a coding question.

I kind of feel like a failure but at I know what I have to work on for the graduate program next year when I apply. I got something out of the experience and even if I did continue the application I doubt I would be selected.

>>382239
Romantic.

>>382241
Need for Pepe. I liked the Reliant Robin one.

>>382243
Pepe and Friends.

>>382244
Bloody wobbly things they can be moons.

>>382246
The last one is a NEETs home or at least mine with shit everywhere.

>>382248
Zen garden destroyed. I like spoderman more.

>>382249
Nothing like looking up at night being able to see all the stars like that at night. It is quite relaxing until like those other Pepes.

>>382250
👏 👏 👏 👏

>>382257
Did you?

>>382263
Taking the rest of the day easy. I hope the same for you.

>>382266
Put a heater on!

>>382277
>probably despatch the poor thing
Good advice.

>>382283
>Can nature be both cruel and just?
Such is life.

>>382288
Based man.

>>382291
It was another big day.

>>382304
Yep but it probably won't happen.

>>382318
How many people have caught it? Is this relevant to the Delta strain?

>>382327
Accident waiting to happen.

>>382237
>>382240
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:01:02 [Preview] No.382337 del
>>382331
I'm not an expert but I've seen some circuit diagrams that explain how a mechanical short can trigger a massive power surge.

Basically the circuit draws unreasonably hard, this might be because you've plugged 4 huge LCD screens into a granny plug.
Then you create a short, and all the draw that was being held up is discharged at once and it causes a massive spike.
While individually all the circuits drawing might be shielded, the wire before them is not.
If you were using a chinkshit board that isn't surge protected a winner could be you.

Again I'm not an expert, so I refrain from fucking around with electricals.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:01:25 [Preview] No.382338 del
Had my second breakfast.
That's two home made burgs and 4 slices of peanut butter toast.
Want some standards tbh


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:07:35 [Preview] No.382339 del
>>382336
>I closed the window when I could not solve a coding question.
Does this mean you bailed on the remaineder of the interview, or was this a separate process?

Don't feel too bad about it.

What was the coding problem?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:12:10 [Preview] No.382340 del
>>382339
>Does this mean you bailed on the remaineder of the interview
Yes.

>What was the coding problem?
After thinking about it for some I probably could solve it using another solution I did for the class using that language...


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:14:41 [Preview] No.382341 del
>>382340
>Yes.
Had you interacted with any humans prior to this?
Next time, it would probably be best to say you can't do something and try and move on rather than just drop off.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:15:54 [Preview] No.382342 del
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>>382338
I had a second breakfast consisting of a lamb chop, heavily seasoned, with a few spoonfuls of greek yogurt. Then I had a third breakfast of exactly the same thing. Then a fourth. If we're not meant to do this, why do lamb chops come in packs of 3?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:16:30 [Preview] No.382343 del
>>382342
How did you have 4 breakfasts with a 3 pack of chops?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:17:57 [Preview] No.382344 del
>>382343
Well, my first breakfast wasn't a chop, it was some sausages, egg and hashbrown.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:18:40 [Preview] No.382345 del
I guess the story about the dying bird made me hungry.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:19:41 [Preview] No.382346 del
>>382344
I see.
You should just consider this one breakfast of a mixed grill.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:20:50 [Preview] No.382347 del
Nuro got vaccinated once


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:21:19 [Preview] No.382348 del
>>382347
That was a hot beef injection behind the toilet block


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:24:00 [Preview] No.382349 del
7 degrees at the moment with an apparent temperature of 0.9.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:27:00 [Preview] No.382350 del
>>382334
this contradicts toilet block lore


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:27:19 [Preview] No.382351 del
>>382347
accurate


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:29:51 [Preview] No.382353 del
>>382350
it just means you don't shit where you eat


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:29:56 [Preview] No.382354 del
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Back from my dastardly deeds.
Went for a walk after,don't think I've ever seen the river this full.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:35:01 [Preview] No.382355 del
>>382349
IcyNEET


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:37:32 [Preview] No.382356 del
>>382354
Did you have a river wank?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:38:29 [Preview] No.382357 del
>>382341
>Had you interacted with any humans prior to this?
Talking about my accommodations, yes. I sperg out on the phone telling them I have one condition and I am seeing a psychiatrist over other issue.

During the exam, no.

I kind of was able to solve it but it required me to really think about it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:39:04 [Preview] No.382358 del
>>382356
Nah,just a smoke.
Walked a bit far up a muddy track and my boots nearly got flooded.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:41:00 [Preview] No.382359 del
>>382354
Thicc river.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:41:00 [Preview] No.382360 del
>>382339
You might have just been subjected to hostile interviewing.
It's becoming more common now.

They were probably trying to gauge the response pattern of applicants, it's a sneaky tactic that comes from(((freudian))) sociology.

Imagine I gave a ten year old a 15 year old math question, to see if he would guess, quit, cheat or start crying.
It's entirely possible that you were not expected to complete the question, and the interviewer was simply seeing how you respond to this kind of stress.
You quit, they decided they don't want quitters- the rationale being that if the position is remote employees quitting is a risk to their company and an applicant who quits in testing is likely to quit during a project.

I mean it could be that you just lack the technical aptitude- but in the real world you have resources and work as part of a team.
It's really only people who are "taking point" that need these kind of autonomous executive skills, and who logically should be tested in a hostile environment.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:45:33 [Preview] No.382361 del
>>382360
That could be part of it too.

I had an interviewer get me a coffee and then produce an exam paper and tell me "20 questions, 20 minutes. Go." and start the timer on their phone. They later commented to the recruiter that they were impressed with my poker face.

Trying to hire coders with practical exercises is a shit practice anyway. The problems tend to be shit that has been done to death and the smart applicants have already memorised, or shit that is ill thought out and ambiguous.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:55:32 [Preview] No.382362 del
oh shit im feelin it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:56:40 [Preview] No.382363 del
better then using the public toilets and portaloos in the Adelaide parklands


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:58:21 [Preview] No.382364 del
>>382362
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM [Embed]

I found my balaclava before when I was looking for my skull mask.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 02:59:43 [Preview] No.382365 del
>>382363
Here I sit broken hearted.. paid $10 and only farted.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:02:56 [Preview] No.382366 del
>>382212
Cuthulu is coming.
no hope is left


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:07:15 [Preview] No.382367 del
>>382360
>and the interviewer was simply seeing how you respond to this kind of stress.
Perhaps.

>It's entirely possible that you were not expected to complete the question,
There were other questions to test reaction and reasoning that were indicated as parts of the test.

>>382361
>Trying to hire coders with practical exercises is a shit practice anyway.
It was an internship. The position was cybersecurity and I am guessing it would be a low level analyst position. I doubt I would see much code apart from threat analysis. It is still expected skill obviously being taught it at university to code. I think I just need more practice with these types of questions.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:10:03 [Preview] No.382368 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:11:55 [Preview] No.382369 del
>>382361
My gut read is that there is a divide in the industry that isn't being formally recognized, and as a result "innovative" employees are regarded as high skill and "reliable" employees are regarded as low skill.

Employers who don't have get it ask for everything instead of prioritizing what they need, fail to find the "do everything" employee they want and instead are left with a random spread of skills.

Either you benchmark and set minimum competencies in all areas, pool skills and get specialists who compensate for their failings, or you take a middle road and benchmark core competencies only.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:12:04 [Preview] No.382370 del
>>382367
You still haven't said what the question was.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:14:50 [Preview] No.382371 del
>>382354
Nice spot.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:18:55 [Preview] No.382372 del
wassup?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:19:13 [Preview] No.382373 del
>>382370
I don't really want to get excluded from their grad program. Stating it here and based on what I said would probably get me excluded from all future programs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:21:42 [Preview] No.382374 del
26 cases in vic
124 in nsw

The lockdowns aren't working


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:22:00 [Preview] No.382375 del
HR are body corporates.
Fuck being a wagie.
Sit in Mcdonalds carpark eating Mcnugs and using their wifi to ransomware Nandoes


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:30:47 [Preview] No.382376 del
>>382374
>The lockdowns aren't working
I honestly think part of the reason in NSW is what is essential. My motherbot does cleaning and was told not to work. NSW Health then asked the company "where are you?" To be told that she is providing welfare checks on the clients she visits and is therefore essential.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:31:50 [Preview] No.382377 del
>>382373
ah
fair enough


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:32:22 [Preview] No.382378 del
>>382375
just so long as you leave Oporto alone


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:38:40 [Preview] No.382379 del
>>382354
Looks quite full of water, how was your smoke?
11 degrees today in Shitbourne, ended up having a bunch of the wine I bought the other day last night, it was actually kind of nice with some cheese and onion chips. Had some hard boiled eggs for breakfast but feeling a little hungry again, might have lunch soon.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:40:36 [Preview] No.382380 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:41:52 [Preview] No.382381 del
>>382379
hey m8,it was nice thanks,we had a sunny patch for a few hours.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:42:35 [Preview] No.382382 del
>>382346
A 4 course cheap neet meat feast?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:42:53 [Preview] No.382383 del
>>382380
B A S E D


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:43:18 [Preview] No.382384 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:43:44 [Preview] No.382385 del
>>382382
>neet meat feast
That reminds me, it's Council tonight.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:43:59 [Preview] No.382386 del
hey gang


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:44:18 [Preview] No.382387 del
>>382385
it's too cold for me to get my neetstick out for inspection


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:44:25 [Preview] No.382388 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:44:44 [Preview] No.382389 del
>>382386
wassup?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:45:15 [Preview] No.382390 del
>>382387
The winter measurements logbook is one of our main means of control.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:45:30 [Preview] No.382391 del
>>382386
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:46:41 [Preview] No.382392 del
>>382389
high getting food


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:48:24 [Preview] No.382393 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:48:30 [Preview] No.382394 del
>>382392
what are you having?
I have a glass of wine


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:48:56 [Preview] No.382395 del
>>382390
I just wont show up for the meeting.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:49:52 [Preview] No.382396 del
>>382395
You'll appear one way or another.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:50:39 [Preview] No.382397 del
>>382394
singapore noodles, pad thai and 4 prawn toast with sweet chilli sauce


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:50:43 [Preview] No.382398 del
>>382395
Possum is very harsh on deserters.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:50:59 [Preview] No.382399 del
>>382380
Nice, very funny.
>>382381
We had some sunny patches yesterday too, I don't think they'll be any today.
>>382386
Hey mate, how are you today?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:51:30 [Preview] No.382400 del
>>382383
>>382384
but seriously, lots of NEETs overseas just use chain restaurants as open offices.
Who says you can't conduct a board meeting at Starbucks at 4PM?
>free wifi
>heating
>seats 20
While nobody will take you seriously- do you actually care?
If you're all working remotely doing your weekly round table at starbucks and just ordering a ton of food nobody eats makes a ton of sense.
Make up some fagy zoomer name for it, but it's a heated, catered non-threatening office space.

I've decided I'm never getting hired by a conventional company and am about to just wing it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:51:54 [Preview] No.382401 del
>>382398
he's pretty harsh on dessert too


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:52:45 [Preview] No.382402 del
>>382401
You do not want to be covered in chocolate sauce near him


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:52:46 [Preview] No.382403 del
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>>382399
good, yourself?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:53:28 [Preview] No.382404 del
i just remembered i have half a strawberry cheesecake in the fridge


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:54:18 [Preview] No.382405 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:54:49 [Preview] No.382406 del
>>382404
CONSUME THE CAKE


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:55:21 [Preview] No.382407 del
wish I forgot half a cake


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:56:42 [Preview] No.382408 del
>>382398
But very good with desserts. His garlic bread and butter pudding is a real treat.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.382409 del
>>382406
i just did


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:59:11 [Preview] No.382410 del
>>382400
>Who says you can't conduct a board meeting at Starbucks at 4PM?
Only exception is it depends on the work any related to data security.

You would also need to connect to a VPN and it would kill the connection speed like it often for me does for cheap networks overwhelmed with users. Do-able though.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 03:59:30 [Preview] No.382411 del
>>382404
A delightful pudding for tonight.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:01:15 [Preview] No.382412 del
>>382403
I'm doing ok, despite what I said, the sun is coming through now, might go for a walk now and then have lunch when I come back.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:04:17 [Preview] No.382413 del
>>382392
I've always wondered if you can use an aquifer as a natural vacuum pump, essentially a reverse hydraulic jack.

While I'm sure it would work, the draw would be impractically small and probably saline.
However it might be used in conjunction with a geothermal well


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:04:22 [Preview] No.382414 del
>>382409
well consumed


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:06:11 [Preview] No.382415 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9798849/Man-gets-racial-hatred-police-record-whistling-Bob-Builder-theme-tune.html
>Man gets ‘racial hatred’ police record - for whistling the Bob The Builder theme tune at his neighbour


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:07:07 [Preview] No.382416 del
>>382415
He didn't have a whistling loicence


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:07:46 [Preview] No.382417 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:08:45 [Preview] No.382418 del
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do you want a few liters of saline water every few days- but want to do literally no work to get it?
The NEET pump


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:09:02 [Preview] No.382419 del
>>382415
>In Norfolk, a Portuguese national said an unknown person had deliberately left a burger bun on their driveway ‘due to their ethnicity’.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:10:19 [Preview] No.382420 del
Damn those racist bun leavers


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 04:51:48 [Preview] No.382421 del
>>382419
The justice system has problems.
They can't make up their mind whether to adopt a model based on fault or based on harm.
Harm based= "Fat man falls over in Mcdonalds, sues for $500,000"
Fault based= "Portuguese immigrant finds bun on ground, claims Mcdonalds is racist"


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:08:15 [Preview] No.382422 del
Pretty hungover still for only 15 standoes last night.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:20:35 [Preview] No.382423 del
coles dumb dumbs accidentally sent me 3 packets of bacon instead of 2


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:23:26 [Preview] No.382424 del
>>382423
As long as they didn't charge you for the extra one I guess it's a good thing.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:24:37 [Preview] No.382425 del
>>382422
It's 3PM, you shouldn't be hungover at all.
I used to get fucked till 3AM and was back on point by 12.
Were you drinking till like 6AM?
Is your liver fucked?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:29:02 [Preview] No.382426 del
>>382424
They did not.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:29:24 [Preview] No.382427 del
>>382423
They know you need the extra feed
Sometimes when they cannot meet your requirements they add extra, if you need 100 grams and all they have is another 500g packet. You're getting a 500g packet.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:30:24 [Preview] No.382428 del
>>382427
That's good to know.
These were just prepackaged Don bacon packets.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:32:52 [Preview] No.382429 del
>>382428
Depends who is packing. Sometimes they just put down missing but if they have stock and can meet the order they can do it. It is not a guarantee.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:33:17 [Preview] No.382430 del
having a stout


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:35:27 [Preview] No.382432 del
>>382431
not you again


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 05:57:32 [Preview] No.382435 del
ANAL


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:00:46 [Preview] No.382437 del
stop spoilering them and just fuck him off


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:10:16 [Preview] No.382439 del
is it me, or do indians not say thank you for anything?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:10:48 [Preview] No.382440 del
>>382437
I classified it as a toilet bowl. But I will now.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:15:02 [Preview] No.382443 del
>>382439
The less they speak the better. Less poo emitted.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:17:20 [Preview] No.382444 del
cp on the front page


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:20:07 [Preview] No.382445 del
penis


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:23:01 [Preview] No.382446 del
>>382444
it won't go either until a couple more images are posted elsewhere


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:27:12 [Preview] No.382447 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:29:37 [Preview] No.382449 del
>>382444
It is gone but still showing on the front page. Avoid it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:29:46 [Preview] No.382450 del
might have another stout


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:31:14 [Preview] No.382452 del
>>382450
I think you've earned it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:33:46 [Preview] No.382453 del
chicken and gravy rolls for dindins
getting excited


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:45:50 [Preview] No.382454 del
>>382425
Was asleep by 2 or 3. Up at 9.
I get bad hangovers even on 12 standards these days, used to cop em on the chin but now most of the day is just a write off.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:46:14 [Preview] No.382455 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:46:17 [Preview] No.382456 del
>>382454
you big gay babby


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:47:06 [Preview] No.382457 del
>>382455
should be good
I've prepared the leftover chicken
got fresh buns today


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:47:15 [Preview] No.382458 del
>>382453
Sounds lovely.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:48:12 [Preview] No.382459 del
Quorum Niggerfucker the IIIrd should be able to have his first drink in a couple of weeks.
After we christen him in a goon bath at the Council meeting


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:50:13 [Preview] No.382460 del
>>>/kc/44491
they be hiding their sammiches from us


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:50:43 [Preview] No.382461 del
Doctor pajeet drained the ear wax out of both ears. Tinnitus is gone now. Turned out I was partly deaf from so much wax in my ears - my hearing is now very different, lots of high frequency sounds I wasn't getting before. Not sure what to do long term about all the wax build up.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:51:53 [Preview] No.382462 del
>>382283
u got teh special numbers


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.382463 del
>>382461
>Not sure what to do long term about all the wax build up.
but it should be gone now?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:52:55 [Preview] No.382464 del
>>382459
He shall bathe in only the finest of goons


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:53:39 [Preview] No.382465 del
>>382464
Weber might even be persuaded to open a $20 shiraz or cab sav bottle for him.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:55:20 [Preview] No.382466 del
Imagine the wrath when Weber returns to the Compound after a day of slaving at the sheltered workshop only to find the NEETs from bad homes have gotten into his wine cellar.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:55:23 [Preview] No.382467 del
>>382461
I've had my ears drained a few times, feels weird like your head is getting filled up with water.

>>382463
It will build up again.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:09 [Preview] No.382468 del
>>382466
There will be a lot of gaped tanned asses.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.382469 del
>>382466
Those heckers!


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:34 [Preview] No.382470 del
>>382459
All going to plan.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:37 [Preview] No.382471 del
>>382463
It'll come back eventually, probably too slowly for me to notice.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:57:08 [Preview] No.382472 del
>>382461
That's good that it is resolved now.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:58:41 [Preview] No.382473 del
I bet dr pajeet ate that NEETs earwax after he left


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 06:59:30 [Preview] No.382474 del
>>382466
Neet Trek II - Wrath of Webbie
[Imagine a photoshopped star trek poster here]


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:00:20 [Preview] No.382475 del
>>382471
Some people clean their ears with hydrogen peroxide, and others put a mixture of isopropyl alcohol and white vinegar in. Maybe investigate doing something like that once or twice a week?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.382476 del
>>382473
Pajeet comes from a land of hunger, frequently wracked by famine. Don't judge him.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:06:08 [Preview] No.382477 del
>>382461
Very nice. I'll book in soon. Did they just flush it out with chemicals or what?
Sometimes when I yawn or move my jaw in such a way that it affects my ear I get a second of really good hearing


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:07:48 [Preview] No.382478 del
Shake that bootay Weber


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:08:20 [Preview] No.382479 del
>>382223
Did he really say that?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:08:40 [Preview] No.382480 del
>>382232
I hope you win it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:02 [Preview] No.382481 del
I think it is time to investigate wearable blankets.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:05 [Preview] No.382482 del
>>382447
In the classics you can see progressively how western society got more cucked.
Antony and Cleopatra keeps getting re-writen, at the time it was widely believed to be a case of bitches and tricks.
Ovid elevated to her to the status of Player Hater.
Shakespeake Said she din do nuffin
Now people say she was a victim.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.382483 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:18 [Preview] No.382484 del
>>382239
I like the bum bum


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:45 [Preview] No.382485 del
>>382454
Time to cut back m8, if you can't shrug of 12 standoes you must be fucked.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:52 [Preview] No.382486 del
>>382243
I was in a band named after the first pic once.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:10:24 [Preview] No.382487 del
>>382247
You pay too much tax.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:11:20 [Preview] No.382488 del
>>382265
Their hemorrhoids are loose and flaccid.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:11:29 [Preview] No.382489 del
>>382486
Big Gay Dog?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.382490 del
>>382273
Eat the pigeon in front of the cat.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.382491 del
I thought pigeon had a D in it.
You could also do that in front of the cat.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:13:33 [Preview] No.382492 del
>>382323
Wasn't his name the great white sage of something?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:14:09 [Preview] No.382493 del
>>382336
All those you's, but none for me.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:14:14 [Preview] No.382494 del
>>382486
Space Camel Riders?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:14:29 [Preview] No.382495 del
>>382351
Really?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:15:18 [Preview] No.382496 del
>>382354
Very nice. Looks like the secret garden.
Was the other choofer there?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:15:32 [Preview] No.382497 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:16:21 [Preview] No.382498 del
>>382378
Oporto, ore than any other, deserve it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:16:51 [Preview] No.382499 del
>>382379
You've been drinking a fair bit of piss lately.
You all good spreg?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:17:11 [Preview] No.382500 del
>>382496
I haven't seen him again,he way have drowned.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:17:37 [Preview] No.382501 del
>>382498
fuck you


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:17:40 [Preview] No.382502 del
>>382407
You did. Now the other NEET ate it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:18:48 [Preview] No.382503 del
>>382453
Lovely.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.382504 del
>>382461
Did it feel good?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:27 [Preview] No.382505 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:42 [Preview] No.382506 del
Good Evening NYETs


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:45 [Preview] No.382507 del
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>>382502
the other NEETs always eat my cake


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:51 [Preview] No.382508 del
>>382477
They had some sort of liquid that was pumped into there, and some sort of tiny vacuum that sucked everything out.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:51 [Preview] No.382509 del
>>382484
Well bantered.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:20:47 [Preview] No.382510 del
>>382493
That was part 2 of the day of the catch up today.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:20:51 [Preview] No.382511 del
>>382500
>tfw that body stoned you become a puddle that boongs take pictures of.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:21:11 [Preview] No.382512 del
>>382508
They gave your ear an enema


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:21:48 [Preview] No.382513 del
>>382511
He became one with nature


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:21:52 [Preview] No.382514 del
>>382506
Good afternoon Nuro.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:22:41 [Preview] No.382515 del
>>382505
maybe
I'm sure I can find one cheaper on eBay.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:22:59 [Preview] No.382516 del
>>382461
>long term about all the wax build up.
Shove a wick inside your ear canal and light it once a week that should get rid of the wax.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:32 [Preview] No.382517 del
>>382516
We can call him ghostriderNEET


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:53 [Preview] No.382518 del
just cut your heckin ear off


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:24:20 [Preview] No.382519 del
ghost ride da possum


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.382520 del
>>382515
Just be careful if you're going to be anywhere near an open flame. I can imagine some of the eBay ones are probably flammable because the Bugs don't care about that stuff.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:27:03 [Preview] No.382521 del
Monaro is telling me about Kant.
Sounds weird in an accent.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:27:19 [Preview] No.382522 del
A non-German accent.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:29:58 [Preview] No.382523 del
>>382521
He's a white dog Kant


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.382524 del
>>382521
Tell her you can.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:46:27 [Preview] No.382525 del
those rolls were fucking good
I ended up eating them over the sink so the gravy didn't go everywhere


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:49:54 [Preview] No.382526 del
>>382525
How many did you have?

>eating them over the sink
Smart strategy.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:51:38 [Preview] No.382527 del
>>382525
What you are describing neet is that you basically ate over a trough.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:52:39 [Preview] No.382528 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:52:58 [Preview] No.382529 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:53:05 [Preview] No.382530 del
>>382527
Eating over a trough will be mandatory are the commune.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:53:54 [Preview] No.382531 del
>>382527
yeah I'm a big fat pig


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:54:01 [Preview] No.382532 del
>>382529
Was that gravy thin?
There are a lot of thicker gravies out on the market and I do not like them as they approach the consistency of jelly.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:54:42 [Preview] No.382533 del
two thighs, drumsticks, and wings is enough meat for three of those rolls


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:55:14 [Preview] No.382534 del
>>382532
Yeah it was pretty runny, hence the trough


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:01 [Preview] No.382535 del
>>382532
I also have a 1200 Watt microwave and still used the 40 seconds on the packet, which I think was for a 1000 or 1100 oven. That probably helps.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:42 [Preview] No.382536 del
>>382530
The skellies can lick the trough after the Execs have inished


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:58 [Preview] No.382537 del
>>382535
although if anything that should thicken it up as water gets boiled out
i dunno
anyway yes, you'd probably like it NEET


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:59:12 [Preview] No.382538 del
>>382523
where's the well bantered neet when you need him


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:59:17 [Preview] No.382539 del
Went to coles
Even outside every person was wearing a mask.
Not this chad.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:59:51 [Preview] No.382540 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:00:00 [Preview] No.382541 del
>>382534
>>382535
>>382537
That sounds fine. I have been having these gravies that are like jelly. You smear it over meat and it doesn't pour from the gravy boat. I don't mind the gravy having body to it but it barely tolerable.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:00:34 [Preview] No.382542 del
>>382539
just wait until you encounter some psycho plod


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.382543 del
>>382539
>Not this chad.
Are you born to be based?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:01:40 [Preview] No.382544 del
>>382541
Yeah that sounds gross.
I usually use the powder in a tin, that way you can add more water if you need. The sachet was just me being lazy and it being on special for $2 or something.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:02:20 [Preview] No.382545 del
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>>382542
I am the psycho


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:05:02 [Preview] No.382546 del
>>382545
I can get on board with most of that list.
Miami Vice Aesthetics is really just 1980s aesthetics.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:07:05 [Preview] No.382547 del
>>382546
https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/news/a24582/crocketts-miami-vice-testarossa/
>In the show's second season, Ferrari caught wind of the Daytona-bodied replicas–built on C3 Corvette running gear–the show used.
heh


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:08:38 [Preview] No.382548 del
>>382545
Is that the bloke that needs moisturiser on his face?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:09:40 [Preview] No.382549 del
>>382548
no, the other one is from the fantastic 5 or something


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:10:31 [Preview] No.382550 del
>>382514
< GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO BASED


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:11:59 [Preview] No.382551 del
>>382550
A based evening Nuro. How was Fort Forte?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:18:16 [Preview] No.382552 del
>>382551
Pure bliss but the women didn’t stay very long in the cold ....


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:23:42 [Preview] No.382553 del
(3.75 MB 640x750 video0 (7).mp4)


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:32:03 [Preview] No.382554 del
>>382553
what in gods cock


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:35:51 [Preview] No.382555 del
YOU BEAUTY!!!


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:36:28 [Preview] No.382556 del
>>382553
Skellie in closet, kek.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.382557 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8tbP3f3i03E [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:21 [Preview] No.382558 del
Bird in the oven


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:21 [Preview] No.382559 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJAfLE39ZZ8 [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:54:07 [Preview] No.382560 del
>>382539
tough cunt.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:56:56 [Preview] No.382561 del
>>382558
Big bird?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:57:16 [Preview] No.382562 del
>>382550
Its too dark to see all the sand in your drivetrain.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.382563 del
>>382559
Irony is that despite being a junkie she probably never went to black in the first place.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:58:08 [Preview] No.382564 del
>>382561
just a pigeon the cat mangled earlier


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:59:54 [Preview] No.382565 del
Washed the Falcon and didnt forget the tail feathers.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:02:11 [Preview] No.382566 del
>>382564
Cook it well.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:03:17 [Preview] No.382567 del
>>382565
Spit polish clean?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:04:49 [Preview] No.382568 del
>>382567
Cant tell until we get a sunny day. I'll probably re-do the glaze.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:05:49 [Preview] No.382569 del
>>382564
Should be nice braised with onions and white wine.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:06:17 [Preview] No.382570 del
>>382568
what model?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:07:16 [Preview] No.382571 del
>>382567
Waxed it up with some special discount wax I bought from a pajeet doctor. Came out nicely.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:08:25 [Preview] No.382572 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.382573 del
>>382570
BF RTV 4L


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:10:33 [Preview] No.382574 del
>>382568
Probs in summer when it is hot as hell. Hopefully there is a day in between.

>>382571
Hope it keeps the shine.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:12:29 [Preview] No.382575 del
>>382563
I don't know.
A cute bar girl at a pub I used to frequent in the 2000's used to play her stuff. I ended up asking her who it was one night, as she had a strong Shirley Bassey kind of voice.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:12:48 [Preview] No.382576 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:16:11 [Preview] No.382577 del
14 minutes and 20 seconcs until the taters are done and I can gar get my 12


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:30:21 [Preview] No.382578 del
Shattered shitter


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:34:19 [Preview] No.382579 del
>>382578
Did it at least flush?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:35:03 [Preview] No.382580 del
>>382577
Were they nice?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:37:08 [Preview] No.382581 del
(1.56 MB 576x1024 download.mp4)
Any online shopping tonight?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:38:13 [Preview] No.382582 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:42:05 [Preview] No.382583 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:45:57 [Preview] No.382585 del
>>382583
❤️


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:49:02 [Preview] No.382586 del
I hate niggers race war now


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:51:27 [Preview] No.382587 del
Acquired. Getting off the piss tomorrow

>>382580
They'll do


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:52:03 [Preview] No.382588 del
I was not born on a mother fucking turnip truck!


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:52:48 [Preview] No.382589 del
>>382587
>tomorrow
Do-able.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:54:06 [Preview] No.382590 del
i want a nice fluffy neetstick warmer


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:54:41 [Preview] No.382591 del
>>382590
Imagine the smell.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:56:04 [Preview] No.382592 del
>>382590
fatherbot used to have a woolen 'peter heater'
I'm not sure what happened to it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:56:07 [Preview] No.382593 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:57:54 [Preview] No.382594 del
>>382592
one of these with the same poem and everything
yellow instead of red


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:59:40 [Preview] No.382595 del
>>382592
Jesus Christ they're real. I thought it was a wish for a product to exist.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:00:15 [Preview] No.382596 del
Watching xmen first class. Young magneto has just torn the gate off a fence at auschwitz. Are the xmen simply a metaphor for body corporates, mutants who are superior to us goyim? The xmen comics were created by body corporates.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:01:05 [Preview] No.382597 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.382598 del
>>382596
what time period is it set in?
assuming it is contemporary, why is he destroying a piece of history?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:04:30 [Preview] No.382599 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:08:30 [Preview] No.382600 del
>>382423
Something something mouths and gift horses.
>>382461
Nice.
>>382499
>You've been drinking a fair bit of piss lately
Maybe not as much as I let on but yeah it has been a little bit more than usual but nothing too bad, I should get it back to normal levels before uni starts back up
>You all good spreg?
Had a lot of family shit going on over the past couple of months. Thanks for asking though.
Had my walk, had a cheese and salami sandwich and then some chicken and potatoes for dinner, might do some exercising or just sit in the backyard for a while.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:09:27 [Preview] No.382601 del
>>382598
It starts in the 1940s, I'm assuming it's historical and deals with the first class of xmen


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:10:14 [Preview] No.382602 del
Got Electric Mud on full blast with the sub working.
Going to get messy.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:10:45 [Preview] No.382603 del
>>382581
Still waiting for my drill.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:10:56 [Preview] No.382604 del
>>382602
pls reply to me


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:11:04 [Preview] No.382605 del
>>382584
I don't get it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:14:23 [Preview] No.382606 del
:(


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:14:47 [Preview] No.382607 del
Bought some 'Buffalo Trace'' and coke from BWS.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:15:06 [Preview] No.382608 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:15:59 [Preview] No.382609 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:16:21 [Preview] No.382610 del
>>382605
That's OK.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:16:56 [Preview] No.382611 del
>>382593
Real love


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:17:16 [Preview] No.382612 del
>>382597
That does look snug.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:18:10 [Preview] No.382613 del
Cow orker brought a rabbit beanie and a kashmir scarf in to work today.
I rubbed it on my face. Kashmir is what you want. As a Peter heater.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:19:17 [Preview] No.382614 del
>>382600
>back to normal levels before uni
Ah, yeah. All cool. As long as you have it under control.
You seem a bit off the rails now and then, so I hope all's good.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:19:54 [Preview] No.382615 del
>>382604
Put the record on and wear the underwear.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:21:18 [Preview] No.382616 del
>>382610
No it fucking isn't. Tell me your inside joke.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.382617 del
>>382613
possum fur is nicer still


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:26:33 [Preview] No.382618 del
For real warmth, put your dick in Possum himself.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:26:52 [Preview] No.382619 del
>>382616
Sleep on it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:30:27 [Preview] No.382620 del
this shit has gone down again hasn't it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:31:36 [Preview] No.382621 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:33:18 [Preview] No.382622 del
>>382621
just for warmth, not to sate any base desires


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:35:21 [Preview] No.382623 del
>>382620
The stick must have fixed it!


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:36:22 [Preview] No.382624 del
I sometimes think about fraudulent viles.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:37:04 [Preview] No.382625 del
>>382582
Keep us updated.

>>382603
Did you get it from Amazon?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:17 [Preview] No.382626 del
I just finished masturbating to Asian anal fuck machine videos


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:44:16 [Preview] No.382627 del
>>382624
as I recall, he wanted people to post "no I am not Possum" when they made these posts


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:44:43 [Preview] No.382628 del
>thinking about possum's hairy pouch


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:45:12 [Preview] No.382629 del
>>382626
You're a credit to your race, my friend.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:45:52 [Preview] No.382630 del
>>382627
Perhaps we need another rule. It'll at least give the chain gang of Changs something to complain about.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:45:57 [Preview] No.382631 del
>>382627
But we're all possum, in a way. We've all had a bit of possum inside us.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:02 [Preview] No.382632 del
Weber was right. These ergonomic keyboards have fucked my muscle memory


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:47:44 [Preview] No.382633 del
>>382632
Microsoft Sculpt?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:49:21 [Preview] No.382634 del
>>382633
Yeah. I got my apple magic keyboard out just for shits and giggles and a pain


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:52:02 [Preview] No.382635 del
>>382634
It should be reorientation of your fingers. I look down for a few seconds and my fingers go back to the old typing style, unless the speed really picks up.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:52:49 [Preview] No.382636 del
I should take a picture of my Sculpt one day. It's filthy and more keys are losing the white lettering on them.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:56:41 [Preview] No.382637 del
For lads wanting to watch a new TikTok girl. Her she is.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 10:58:15 [Preview] No.382638 del
>>382632
>Weber was right.
finally


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:06:38 [Preview] No.382639 del
>>382636
Do it, mine hasn't faded at all


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:08:50 [Preview] No.382640 del
>>382637
If only she had michael douglas level hair game


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:09:26 [Preview] No.382641 del
Is there something he's not telling us about Helen?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:13:20 [Preview] No.382642 del
>>382641
I'm not really convinced helen was real. You never heard much about her before her 'death'


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:14:41 [Preview] No.382643 del
He never posted pics of her corpse either.
Its like when the US droping Osama in the ocean.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:15:43 [Preview] No.382644 del
>>382642
Yes, yes! Bones rattling around was a reference to them.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.382645 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:20:38 [Preview] No.382646 del
>>382645
Night cuz.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:21:57 [Preview] No.382647 del
night
i'm going to go to bed too


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:30:37 [Preview] No.382648 del
On my last stando.
I think I had about 6 and a few choofs at the start.
Going to


I had four more standos sinse typing this and two more choofs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:30:58 [Preview] No.382649 del
>>382625
Nagh cow orker


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:31:17 [Preview] No.382650 del
>>382632
Your arse feeels the same


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:32:49 [Preview] No.382651 del
>>382641
that cunt shit on everyones head


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:33:11 [Preview] No.382652 del
>>382643
I did post her bone I thinh=k


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:33:29 [Preview] No.382653 del
>>382645
Night
Give me morning
''(YOU0'"s


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:34:13 [Preview] No.382654 del
>>382648
you shoulf've, now it's raining.
goet your ciock waet.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:37:10 [Preview] No.382655 del
Looking at the sticky notes on my monitor that say 'no more poison' and other similar self-improvement mantras while I suck down these cans.
Feels pretty bad. I am not a man


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:44:41 [Preview] No.382656 del
>>382655
JUust fucking deal woh iy.
You have a job and you're fdoibg well.
You have it all totgether.
MAKW ake it when you make it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 11:55:41 [Preview] No.382657 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VjxJ9a2ugBE [Embed]
I think I would legitimately stab a bitch if she cheated on me like this


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:02:43 [Preview] No.382658 del
good evening


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:06:54 [Preview] No.382659 del
>>382658
Sgarn on big boi


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:10:51 [Preview] No.382660 del
>>382657
i hate women


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:11:39 [Preview] No.382661 del
>>382659
youtube in bed


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:21:08 [Preview] No.382662 del
>>382607
I've had that stuff before, it's kinda nice.
>>382614
Yeah I'd say I've got it under control, sometimes I get a little more boonged, more often when I'm stressed out/upset about things but usually I set myself right pretty quickly.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:44:12 [Preview] No.382663 del
Feel like turning the dial up to 20, chucking a sickie, and playing total war until 5am


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:53:38 [Preview] No.382664 del
>>382662
> I set myself right pretty quick
You 're a god ucunt srepros.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:53:59 [Preview] No.382665 del
>>382663
Doit uyour fucking mong.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:54:26 [Preview] No.382666 del
Garn have 2 more pies.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 12:54:59 [Preview] No.382667 del
>>382662
>t's kinda nice.
I was cheap.
Better than wild turjey.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:01:21 [Preview] No.382668 del
2 chunky beef pies. micedthen nin the air fryer.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:01:41 [Preview] No.382669 del
GOT THE WAGGGGE IN THE NMORNING.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:02:21 [Preview] No.382670 del
THRAT FUCKERS GALORE


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:02:36 [Preview] No.382671 del
Glag hugh hugh


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:04:49 [Preview] No.382672 del
>>382665
Garn thirsty
BAC is finally .047
Boong life uwu


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:07:17 [Preview] No.382673 del
>>382672
UWU youou rfucking mong
DO MORE DRUGWS
you dont need so many standos.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:09:19 [Preview] No.382674 del
Garn bed


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 13:24:29 [Preview] No.382675 del
>>382673
Might pick up some buds soon aye
Might not


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:15:44 [Preview] No.382677 del
I would put a chainsaw chain on my bike before giving it to Nuro to clean.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:48:06 [Preview] No.382678 del
>>382677
Smart move.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:51:30 [Preview] No.382679 del
>>382678
How else am I going to corner the bike chain cleaning market?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 20:52:58 [Preview] No.382680 del
No point in getting excited that it’s Friday with all this lockdown bullshit


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:09:20 [Preview] No.382681 del
Fuuuark
Monk levels of tax this morning, think I had about 15 standards.
Haven't had a proper hangover like this in a while.
My brain feels overly wet and loose and my teeth/jaw feels like it's misaligned.
Wage is going to be fun.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:12:33 [Preview] No.382682 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:19:18 [Preview] No.382683 del
Time to get up and crack a mondster


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:24:36 [Preview] No.382684 del
>>382676
Is it your job to clean the chain cleaner when it gets dirty?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:32:44 [Preview] No.382685 del
won $17.85 in the powerballs


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:37:07 [Preview] No.382686 del
>>382685
Congrats


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:38:20 [Preview] No.382687 del
>>382686
Thank you, kind NEET.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:41:27 [Preview] No.382689 del
>>382688
that comes with rewards of the blue and brown variety though


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:44:58 [Preview] No.382690 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:51:11 [Preview] No.382693 del
>>382680
Actually it's only a lockdown if it comes from the Melbourne region. Otherwise it's just sparkling metropolitan confinement.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:52:37 [Preview] No.382694 del
>>382646
>>382653
Thank you.

>>382648
Your body needs it!

>>382657
Someone probably will one day.

>>382660
Does this happen often?

>>382666
Straight to the arse.

>>382674
Sleep tight.

>>382681
Boong and Mong lyfe.

>>382682
kek

>>382685
How will you spend it?

>>382690
Based.

>>382691
Moofies.

>>382692
I like these more when they're abstract that perhaps a story is being told.

>>382658
>>382681
>>382683
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:53:36 [Preview] No.382695 del
B A S E D
>Controversial vegan activist who vowed to take 'animal holocaust' fight interstate is BLOCKED from returning to her home state after pulling stunts in locked-down Melbourne
>>Vegan activist Tash Peterson, 26, has her application to return to WA denied
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9814459/Vegan-activist-Perth-WA-banned-entering-state.html


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:55:16 [Preview] No.382697 del
>Australian cartoon Bluey is so popular overseas that American kids have started speaking with Aussie accents
>>American parents say kids now call the toilet 'dunny' and breakfast 'brekky'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9814241/Popular-cartoon-Bluey-American-kids-speaking-Aussie-accents-calling-toilet-dunny.html


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 21:56:51 [Preview] No.382698 del
>>382696
Cucumber Pepe has a bit of a gaped expression.

Commune visiting a seashore.

Looks like one of the Gook Night women.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:00:22 [Preview] No.382700 del
>>382697
good
I'm sick of hearing americanisms here, like takeout, sidewalk, get-go, etc


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:00:27 [Preview] No.382701 del
>James Clark, 69, returned to his Port Charlotte home from a doctor's appointment on Monday afternoon to find women's clothes strewn around his lanai. He said he started looking around and found a woman skinny-dipping in his pool and called police, who arrived on the scene at around 3 p.m. They found her still in the pool, and reportedly tried to convince her to put her clothes back on when she became hostile with the officers. Heather Kennedy, 42, left, was later arrested and is facing trespassing and resisting arrest charges. Clark said he called the sheriff deputies 'who arrived very fast'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9814299/Florida-retiree-comes-home-doctors-appointment-skinny-dipper-pool.html


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:00:47 [Preview] No.382702 del
>>382700
go figure also grinds my gears


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:02:26 [Preview] No.382703 del
Just did a giant shit didn't make it to the toilet
Think I should chuck a sicky.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:02:49 [Preview] No.382704 del
>>382694
Morning.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:02:55 [Preview] No.382705 del
I'm about to shit again, second shit since my noodle binge yesterday.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:03:32 [Preview] No.382706 del
>>382703
Sounds shit.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:03:54 [Preview] No.382707 del
>>382705
Run/waddle to the toilet.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:05:36 [Preview] No.382708 del
He thought society would catch him one last time before he hit the concrete
>Shocking moment man leaps from roof of two-storey building 'in bid to get away from police'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9814945/Shocking-moment-man-leaps-roof-two-storey-building-bid-away-police.html


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:05:37 [Preview] No.382709 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:07:04 [Preview] No.382710 del
>>382708
what a dumbass, he'd have landed on grass if he'd gone over the other side


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:07:21 [Preview] No.382711 del
>>382709
Thicc.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:12:00 [Preview] No.382712 del
>>382706
I was having a shower, it's alright.
Sicky chucked. Might go get a boig.
Might have a mid morning choof too.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:12:46 [Preview] No.382713 del
>>382709
Looks like Possum.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:13:12 [Preview] No.382714 del
>>382712
you are bad neet


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:13:49 [Preview] No.382715 del
>Bizarre moment a dean at leading Australian university writes a threatening note to HERSELF - as video evidence exposes the web of lies she composed to make her seem a victim of threats
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9813585/Bizarre-moment-dean-one-Australias-university-writes-threatening-note-HERSELF.html


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:14:37 [Preview] No.382716 del
>>382712
Is there much mess to clean up?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:14:46 [Preview] No.382717 del
>>382714
You're just jealous of my big poos.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:15:40 [Preview] No.382718 del
>>382716
The drain cap in the shower can come out too so no need to waffle stomp.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:15:47 [Preview] No.382719 del
>>382717
You don't block shitters like I do.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:16:40 [Preview] No.382720 del
>>382718
>no need to waffle stomp.
It was a shame that didn't work.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:16:45 [Preview] No.382721 del
At the commune, there will be no toilets. Just open drain holes in shower cubicles beneath open shower chairs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:17:23 [Preview] No.382722 del
>>382719
I'll believe it when I see it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:18:15 [Preview] No.382723 del
>>382720
I dislike the feeling in between my toes.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:18:31 [Preview] No.382724 del
>>382715
>The prosecutor said she was pushing for a performance-based reward of $40,000, on top of her $320,000 yearly salary, by having one of the most financially unviable courses in the faculty shut down.
what a cunt


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:18:31 [Preview] No.382725 del
Heavy gurgling.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:19:06 [Preview] No.382726 del
>>382721
All poo's shall be weighed.measured and graded and the NEETs rewarded or punished accordingly.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:19:35 [Preview] No.382727 del
>>382722
I hope you get poo germs in your munted foot.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:19:55 [Preview] No.382728 del
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Need some of these


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:20:17 [Preview] No.382729 del
>>382726
That will be the job of the namelessNEETs, I do not concern myself with where the drains lead to.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:20:30 [Preview] No.382730 del
>>382723
We all learned something that day.

>>382724
She's a terribly deranged person. Hopefully this will follow her around for the rest of her life.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:20:56 [Preview] No.382731 del
>>382727
You do not.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:29 [Preview] No.382732 del
>>382728
I have about five or six sets of those.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:36 [Preview] No.382733 del
>>382728
What is it?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:53 [Preview] No.382734 del
>>382729
>where the drains lead to.
To the cave of the namelessNEETs obviously


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:06 [Preview] No.382735 del
>>382730
>Hopefully this will follow her around for the rest of her life.
she will get a suspended sentence and be working at another university within a year


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:14 [Preview] No.382736 del
>>382728
What is it?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:31 [Preview] No.382737 del
>>382733
It's a thing for getting garlic bread out of Possums hooves


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:36 [Preview] No.382738 del
>>382734
NEETwarren.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:06 [Preview] No.382739 del
>>382732
Do i measure the hole or the screw if i want to know what size it is?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:19 [Preview] No.382740 del
>>382737
He waffle stomps them for the namelessNEETs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:45 [Preview] No.382741 del
>>382733
It's for measuring screw threads.
Usually just giving you the TPI (threads per inch), but you can also tell whether it's a 55 or 60 degree thread from the way the triangle fits.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:29 [Preview] No.382742 del
>>382739
Measuring the screw/bolt is easier than trying to measure the inside of a hole.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:25:51 [Preview] No.382743 del
>>382741
Ah.
Why would you need to know that?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:22 [Preview] No.382744 del
>>382735
That may unfortunately happen.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:45 [Preview] No.382745 del
>>382739
The other sometimes quicker thing you can do is just whack some calipers on the bolt and get its diameter. Then look up the corresponding TPI chart.
If it's metric it should be pretty obvious (the diameter of the bolt will be a sane number).
If it's imperial you then need to work out whether it's British (Whitworth, 55 degrees) or American (60 degrees).


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:56 [Preview] No.382746 del
Weber says stuff he doesn't mean.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:28:35 [Preview] No.382747 del
>>382745
Hit it with a stick til it fits


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:28:48 [Preview] No.382748 del
>>382743
For sourcing replacement nuts and bolts, or for machining such to fit something.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:29:24 [Preview] No.382749 del
>>382746
Webby is always on point.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:29:30 [Preview] No.382750 del
>>382747
>>382747
Caliper bolt torture


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.382751 del
>>382746
Such as?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:30:42 [Preview] No.382752 del
>>382751
He said he was going to buy us a skank yacht once.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:30:47 [Preview] No.382753 del
I'm sure Nuro will be a long shortly to explain this thread stuff in a much more nuanced and detailed manner.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:33:12 [Preview] No.382754 del
>>382753
>I'm sure Nuro will be a long shortly
Unless Chang has another one of his fits.

>much more nuanced and detailed manner.
That's how we will be able to tell who it is.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:33:12 [Preview] No.382755 del
>>382748
Should just buy them together to begin with.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:33:42 [Preview] No.382756 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:34:40 [Preview] No.382757 del
2nd shit. Not as grandiose as the first.
Too soft to get the right girth.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:02 [Preview] No.382758 del
>>382757
Flush it!


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:08 [Preview] No.382759 del
>>382755
What about things that come with threaded holes for mounting accessories, or something like the protruding bolts on a car wheel hub? There are millions of situations where you need to find this information out.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:35 [Preview] No.382760 del
>>382756
That wasn't me, I mean Weber.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:56 [Preview] No.382761 del
>>382759
Just get one that nearly fits and smash it in there with a hammer


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:37:25 [Preview] No.382762 del
>>382761
You can be in charge of maintenance at the NEET Commune.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:38:43 [Preview] No.382763 del
>>382762
I hope we have a lot of sticky tape


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:42:37 [Preview] No.382764 del
>>382752
Cruisey proved you lot can't be trusted with even a little wooden boat.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:44:11 [Preview] No.382765 del
>>382760
I thought it seemed a little uncouth for you.
That's good.
Which NEET was it then?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:44:41 [Preview] No.382766 del
>>382764
You're being a big meanie to me.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:45:16 [Preview] No.382767 del
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Choices.
I'm thinking HJ's, I haven't had that vegan muffin.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:03 [Preview] No.382768 del
>>382767
>I'm thinking HJ's, I haven't had that vegan muffin.
why would you do that to yourself?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:09 [Preview] No.382769 del
Maccas burger would be better if the patty wasn't on it.
McDolan beef patties are very bad.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:20 [Preview] No.382770 del
>>382765
I dare not speak his name.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:28 [Preview] No.382771 del
>>382764
That boat sank in his yard not mine


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:38 [Preview] No.382772 del
>>382768
It's a bubble and squeak boig.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:46:45 [Preview] No.382773 del
>>382767
>that vegan muffin.
It just a combination of sweet vegetables and buckets of salt.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:47:23 [Preview] No.382774 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:47:29 [Preview] No.382775 del
>>382769
>McDolan beef patties are very bad.
At one point when I was doing the low carb thing seriously I would get a double quarter pounder without the bun. They tasted alright.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:47:38 [Preview] No.382777 del
>>382771
It still holds water.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:48:07 [Preview] No.382778 del
>>382777
A true NEETboat


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:48:13 [Preview] No.382779 del
>>382774
P-p-possum


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:48:18 [Preview] No.382780 del
>>382773
Yeah. I'm not having it because I'm health conscious.
I want some greasy shit in my gut.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:49:05 [Preview] No.382781 del
>>382779
No it bloody well isn't. You're being silly.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:49:52 [Preview] No.382782 del
>>382776
lol

It gives me the shits when infosec cunts do this with Windows code they've written. It's a pain in the arse compiling it in Visual Studio and fixing dependencies.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:50:38 [Preview] No.382783 del
>>382767
Have a 4 course meat breakfast, with sausages and 3 lamb chops.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:51:47 [Preview] No.382784 del
>>382783
I would like a big pile of mushrooms with some bacon and snags.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:52:04 [Preview] No.382785 del
Lamb chops are not a breakfast food.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:52:58 [Preview] No.382786 del
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It's a shame this doesn't exist.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.382787 del
poo time


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:56:13 [Preview] No.382788 del
>>382781
he's gaslighting you


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:57:16 [Preview] No.382789 del
>>382788
It's not. Stop telling lies.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:57:29 [Preview] No.382790 del
Proclaimed in 1328 under an old gum tree in the seaside suburb of Glenalg North


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:57:38 [Preview] No.382791 del
This is on the app, but not on the website.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:58:02 [Preview] No.382792 del
At the NEET Commune we shall all be gaslit with the methane from NEETfarts.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:58:24 [Preview] No.382793 del
>>382791
disgusting


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 22:59:16 [Preview] No.382794 del
>>382790
As long as the person making them is a boong I see no problem


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:01:16 [Preview] No.382795 del
No doubt from a bad Adelaide suburb.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:04:15 [Preview] No.382796 del
Morning neets. Starting the day by looking videos of chinks getting rekt by floods. Hopefully that should cheer me up.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:04:40 [Preview] No.382797 del
>>382783
Don't forget a big 800g box of potato salad.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:05:35 [Preview] No.382798 del
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>>382785
Settle down there soyboy


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:05:56 [Preview] No.382799 del
3227KJ ordered


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:06:55 [Preview] No.382800 del
Good Morning NEETs

Cafe has a new menu.

Salmon Bagel is KINO !


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:06:56 [Preview] No.382801 del
>>382797
>box of potato salad


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:07:22 [Preview] No.382802 del
Might do a poo in Nuros pool for old times sake.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:07:22 [Preview] No.382803 del
>>382782
>It's a pain in the arse compiling it in Visual Studio and fixing dependencies.
But from my experience yesterday I am still bitter about it is what matters. Who cares about cross platform support or ensure that others can understand your code. As long as you can pump it out fast and input goes brrrrr with desire output. Done.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:07:27 [Preview] No.382804 del
>>382793
You don't know what you're on about.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:07:43 [Preview] No.382805 del
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NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:07:54 [Preview] No.382806 del
>>382800
>Salmon Bagel is KINO !
have some lamb chops you poofterino


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:08:49 [Preview] No.382807 del
>>382800
Morning juro. Are we invited to your bar mitzvah?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:08:58 [Preview] No.382808 del
>>382800
>Salmon Bagel
Delicious.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:09:14 [Preview] No.382810 del
>>382786
I can imagine that would fuck it up. It would be nice if done well.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:09:40 [Preview] No.382811 del
>>382806
That's not a breakfast food.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:09:45 [Preview] No.382812 del
>>382790
Did they fuck up a date or does that date hold significance?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:10:06 [Preview] No.382813 del
Motherfucking image didn’t post


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:10:12 [Preview] No.382814 del
>>382791
KFC has that with an item or two they say is on their app but not on the menu in-store/drive through.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:10:18 [Preview] No.382815 del
>>382803
I'm only complaining because they're being pedantic security nerds and not releasing binaries (because who would run an unknown binary on their computer? or because it allows script kiddies to run hacking tools).


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:10:35 [Preview] No.382816 del
>>382804
I've had just about enough of you this morning.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:10:41 [Preview] No.382817 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:07 [Preview] No.382818 del
>>382810
Yeah, I had the one with the burger patty and that kind of ruined it too.
Nowhere has a good breaky menu.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:37 [Preview] No.382819 del
>>382813
kike doughnut


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:42 [Preview] No.382820 del
>>382816
Slap him upside the head


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:53 [Preview] No.382821 del
>>382800
Good morning Nuro. Looking like a based meal.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:12:20 [Preview] No.382822 del
>>382796
Good morning NEET. Do something nice that isn't booze for yourself today.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:12:29 [Preview] No.382823 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:13:00 [Preview] No.382824 del
>>382813
It did and works on .net


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:13:28 [Preview] No.382825 del
>>382814
Scum cunts.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:14:02 [Preview] No.382826 del
>>382816
You're just in a bad mood, probably from poor breakfast food choices.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:15:16 [Preview] No.382828 del
The HJ's app didn't work properly.
Going to get a medium Turkish BLAT with an egg, a hashbrown and a medium latte with three sugars and an extra shot of coffee.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:15:42 [Preview] No.382829 del
>>382827
You need a good breaky.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:08 [Preview] No.382830 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:14 [Preview] No.382831 del
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10K and Nuro are probably the only others who remember Gorby.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:38 [Preview] No.382832 del
Nuro once put mersey valley on a bagel, even though his rabbi warned him it wouldn't be kosher


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:39 [Preview] No.382833 del
>>382825
I get emails from the man himself about it.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:50 [Preview] No.382834 del
At the NEET Compound we shall all breakfast on raw cucumber.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:17:16 [Preview] No.382835 del
>>382827
ha i posted that to trigger you, you dumb shit


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:17:31 [Preview] No.382836 del
>>382831
He was that little russian fella with the inkstain on his head


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:17:49 [Preview] No.382837 del
>>382827
Is the joke that you've made fun of him because of that show and are now using the same image to once again make fun of him?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:18:20 [Preview] No.382838 del
>>382835
You manipulated him masterfully with your 4d chess


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:19:41 [Preview] No.382840 del
>>382831
Interesting.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:19:41 [Preview] No.382841 del
>>382826
my palm itches to slap you


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:20:23 [Preview] No.382842 del
itchy palmed NEETs


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:20:24 [Preview] No.382843 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:22:00 [Preview] No.382844 del
>>382813
give us those lollies cunt


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:23:32 [Preview] No.382845 del
>>382844
Would you be like me and eat his lollies in a single sitting?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:24:01 [Preview] No.382846 del
>>382845
yes of course


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:24:36 [Preview] No.382847 del
I would take my time eating Nuros lollies and savour every bit.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:27:44 [Preview] No.382848 del
>>382847
I have my doubts.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:28:43 [Preview] No.382849 del
>>382836
Was that the little guy that used to say "de plane de plane"


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:29:46 [Preview] No.382850 del
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>>382848
I would,swear on the bible


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:30:04 [Preview] No.382851 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:30:43 [Preview] No.382852 del
>>382849
He was pretty much russian john howard


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:33:07 [Preview] No.382853 del
>>382852
lol wot


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:37:13 [Preview] No.382854 del
>>382833
You know the colonel?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:39:45 [Preview] No.382855 del
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this is real


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:44:29 [Preview] No.382856 del
>>382837
2deep4me


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:05 [Preview] No.382857 del
>>382841
It wouldn't if you had a good breaky like I and Nuro.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:33 [Preview] No.382858 del
>>382854
He was sending me messages about offers in his stores.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:47 [Preview] No.382859 del
>>382857
that looks like mouse poo on the bun


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:54 [Preview] No.382860 del
>>382847
I saw you gargling Nuro's lollies in your mouth once.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:46:01 [Preview] No.382861 del
>>382855
>do not consume
Is that text large enough for the mongs?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.382862 del
>>382852
With a cum stain on his head.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:46:36 [Preview] No.382863 del
>>382861
some seppo will consume one and that will be the end of it


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:00 [Preview] No.382864 del
>>382855
eternal nuggoe


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:12 [Preview] No.382865 del
>>382863
literally and figuratively


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:18 [Preview] No.382866 del
>>382857
Today superior breakfast NEETs.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:34 [Preview] No.382867 del
>>382858
It's who you know.
He doesn't send me anything.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:50 [Preview] No.382868 del
>>382859
Jam packed with flavour


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:49:59 [Preview] No.382869 del
>>382866
Had a hashbrown as well.
The lady at the window gave me the boig and brown without me paying.
She came back afterwards and realised I hadn't paid. I had to wait for the coffee.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:50:33 [Preview] No.382870 del
>>382867
We'll always remember the disaster that was Clive.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:50:47 [Preview] No.382871 del
My tum tum feels better now.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:25 [Preview] No.382872 del
might crack another mondster


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:25 [Preview] No.382873 del
>>382870
I miss Clive's texts.
He sent me three.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:56 [Preview] No.382874 del
>>382872
What flavour?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:52:20 [Preview] No.382875 del
>>382869
>She came back afterwards and realised I hadn't paid.
I wonder how she did that. Doesn't a machine tell them what to do and what needs to be done?


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:53:04 [Preview] No.382876 del
>>382873
>three
Some of us are still waiting for the first.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:54:44 [Preview] No.382877 del
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Tax after last nights 15 standards is quite manageable even considering the ~5 hours of sleep.
Had a home made breakfast burg.
Time to get paid watching youtube videos for a couple hours.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:55:16 [Preview] No.382878 del
>>382875
She seemed a bit simple. Lucky she was hot.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:56:02 [Preview] No.382879 del
>>382876
Clive only texts who Nuro tells him to.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:56:34 [Preview] No.382880 del
>>382877
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:57:37 [Preview] No.382881 del
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Another day on earth bros. Only had 4 standards last night. Going to try for zero tonight.


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:58:41 [Preview] No.382882 del


NEET 07/22/2021 (Thu) 23:59:20 [Preview] No.382883 del
>>382881
Good morning NEET.

>Going to try for zero tonight.
Do-able.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:03:55 [Preview] No.382884 del
>>382813
>bagel
Oy vey.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:04:02 [Preview] No.382885 del
>>382877
Why didn't you participate in the boig photo posting?
I just booked a teleheath appt to get a sick cert.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:05:31 [Preview] No.382886 del
>>382881
>Going to try for zero tonight.
Same. Got some fresh motivational post it notes on my monitor ready to go.

>>382885
I only opened the board after


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:06:54 [Preview] No.382887 del
Four hard boiled eggs.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:07:35 [Preview] No.382888 del
>>382887
Imagine the smell.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:09:07 [Preview] No.382889 del
>>382886
>I only opened the board after
what the fuck man


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:09:37 [Preview] No.382890 del


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:10:34 [Preview] No.382891 del
>>382889
That's what I thought too.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:10:56 [Preview] No.382892 del
3rd shit.
Very hospital smelling.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:12:32 [Preview] No.382893 del


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:14:18 [Preview] No.382894 del
Shitting out watery gravy.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:15:09 [Preview] No.382895 del
>>382894
Could be a sight you need to a see a proper doctor.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:15:31 [Preview] No.382896 del
Ran out of steel so I'm strip mining the mountains now


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:15:56 [Preview] No.382897 del
>>382895
I'll shit in one of your aisles and make the wagie clean it up.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:21 [Preview] No.382898 del
>>382895
>Could be a sight you need to a see


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:51 [Preview] No.382899 del
>>382897
The iron bar awaits you.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:19:04 [Preview] No.382902 del
Ireland has a syphilis epidemic.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:19:33 [Preview] No.382903 del
Ireland is a syphilis epidemic.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:29:00 [Preview] No.382904 del
Want to set up a bed and breakfast in the keeling islands hosted by filipino chicks with expensive piss and heroin.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:32:25 [Preview] No.382905 del
>>382900
Any super snooper events?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:38:24 [Preview] No.382906 del
>>382905
Nah, now looking at recipes for red-footed boobys.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:38:40 [Preview] No.382907 del
>>382904
>filipino chicks with expensive piss and heroin.
Would there really be much working?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:38:52 [Preview] No.382908 del
Heading into my third day in a row without dexies. Feeling very not awake, and leaning heavily on the caffeine to compensate. I've also spent the week without sugar, which is probably contributing.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:44:31 [Preview] No.382909 del
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It's pissing down bros.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:45:47 [Preview] No.382910 del
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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:51:56 [Preview] No.382911 del
>>382908
Good work NEET.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:52:39 [Preview] No.382912 del
>>382910
Kids these days...


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:53:29 [Preview] No.382913 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=42yiLQMMjws [Embed]


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 00:55:38 [Preview] No.382914 del
>>382904
Is their piss really that expensive?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:01:16 [Preview] No.382915 del
>>382909
Based weather.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:07:54 [Preview] No.382916 del
>>382907
The flip chicks would sell the piss and get paid in accommodation and cock.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:09:34 [Preview] No.382917 del
4th shit


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:11:01 [Preview] No.382918 del
>>382908
Keep it up.
I'm gonna try and get off the piss tonight and if it goes well I'll try and cut down the sleeping pills.
Already cut out the mong pills which was probably a bit of a mistake because I went off the rails over the past week.
Getting off the anti-psychotic sleeping medication is the big one for me, I don't even really know my adult self without them.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:11:17 [Preview] No.382919 del
>>382914
I'll do you mates rates.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 01:22:09 [Preview] No.382920 del
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might have a glass of wine with it


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:41:36 [Preview] No.382922 del
>>382920
i consumed this like 2 hours ago


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:43:17 [Preview] No.382923 del
>>382922
Good feed?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.382924 del
>>382923
wasn't bad
thinking about opening another bottle of wine


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:55:47 [Preview] No.382926 del
If any neets haven't tried the game on today's google front page, it's worth trying out.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:29:54 [Preview] No.382927 del


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:30:40 [Preview] No.382928 del
Going to get covid tested NEETs
If I'm not back by tonight, assume I've been ZOG'd


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:31:16 [Preview] No.382929 del
>>382928
God speed neet.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:32:22 [Preview] No.382930 del
>>382926
I won the ping pong and then gave up on the mountain climbing thing.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:32:34 [Preview] No.382931 del
Gonna have a cheeky wank.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:35:51 [Preview] No.382932 del
>>382928
I'm pozzitive you'll be ok.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:36:11 [Preview] No.382933 del
>>382928
Are you the neet who had the sore throat?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:36:28 [Preview] No.382934 del
>>382930
Fuck yeah, Imma play it again for the ping pong.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:36:41 [Preview] No.382935 del
>>382928
Good luck.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.382936 del
Any neets ever given AA a crack?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:44:22 [Preview] No.382937 del
Had a massive nang sesh like a boong when I was around a mates place. We just enable each other.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:44:40 [Preview] No.382938 del
>>382926
I tried it.
It's like pokemon.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:45:21 [Preview] No.382939 del
>>382937
>nang
You mong


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:46:38 [Preview] No.382940 del
>>382939
What I was thinking.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:49:01 [Preview] No.382941 del
please remind me to check the olympics tomorrow morning before 8.30


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:54:22 [Preview] No.382942 del
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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:56:56 [Preview] No.382943 del
Can a NEET dice me two onions for dinner, please.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 04:58:20 [Preview] No.382944 del
>>382943
what colour?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:18 [Preview] No.382945 del
>>382936
Probably something that can be done but you would need to commit to it.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:44 [Preview] No.382946 del
>>382942
Sleep Jo.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:01:33 [Preview] No.382947 del
>>382942
Nuro's president.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:02:33 [Preview] No.382948 del
Bossman called me with little notice.
Thought he might crack it because I've done 15 minutes worth of work all day.
He's gonna give me database access and get me more involved in the technology team and testing new web app and API releases for lindsay fox

Boong life pays dividends
Shits so cash mang


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:02:51 [Preview] No.382949 del
>>382945
if he can't commit to the tablets how the fuck is he going to commit to AA meetings


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:04:52 [Preview] No.382950 del
>>382947
It has been just over a week since the Prime Minister of Australia went on radio and volunteered to explain that he had not shat his pants and the Engadine Maccas in 1997.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:05:48 [Preview] No.382951 del
In the FEMA camp NEETS, gooks in suits everywhere.
Not a cool place.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:07:36 [Preview] No.382953 del
>>382948
>15 minutes worth of work all day.
Wanking the day away.

>>382949
I just want a photograph of his token.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:08:33 [Preview] No.382954 del
>>382951
Keep an eye of microchips.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:08:57 [Preview] No.382955 del
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1/998001 has all 3-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order, except for 998.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:09:20 [Preview] No.382956 del
>>382952
I don't why people engage in those pissing contents. That is all they are.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:09:20 [Preview] No.382957 del
>>382951
Are there any gook qts there you can creepshot for us?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:10:54 [Preview] No.382958 del
>>382955
Interesting stuff.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:10:55 [Preview] No.382959 del
>>382956
they're money making exercises in the UK
British libel/defamation law is the worse in the world


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:11:33 [Preview] No.382960 del
>>382959
> worse
*worst


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:12:42 [Preview] No.382961 del
>>382948
Good stuff.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:13:25 [Preview] No.382962 del
>>382955
There's another two missing.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:13:52 [Preview] No.382963 del
8th shit of the day.
My arsehole is turning inside out.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:13:53 [Preview] No.382964 del


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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:14:24 [Preview] No.382966 del
Fuck me they jam this thing right in your nose like further back that any object should go.
Then they scrub it around, they had to try three times because I just naturally recoiled.
2/10
Now I have to isolate for however long it takes them to do the test, as if I wasn't wasn't shut in enough

Wouldn't recommend NEETS


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:14:24 [Preview] No.382967 del
>>382963
do you have any other symptoms?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:14:44 [Preview] No.382968 del
>>382964
You heard me.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:15:26 [Preview] No.382969 del
>>382968
This is payback for not explaining the mushroom pepe last night, isn't it?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:17:14 [Preview] No.382970 del
>>382966
They implanted a chip in your brain.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:17:47 [Preview] No.382971 del
>>382967
Nah, I think it's a mix of drinking too much and eating Bug food yesterday.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:18:49 [Preview] No.382972 del
>>382966
They probably took the opportunity to insert a nasal tracking implant.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:20:32 [Preview] No.382973 del
lol, now the bunker endchan is down.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:22:38 [Preview] No.382974 del
>>382971
Stop asking the missus for prostate massages when youre choofed


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:23:27 [Preview] No.382975 del
>>382974
You expect too much from me.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:24:52 [Preview] No.382976 del
>>382963
Well pooed neet.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:25:08 [Preview] No.382977 del
Thinking about goon.
Might have a day without today.
Although, I've been thinking about it all day.
Maybe just a little choof and a shower.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:25:24 [Preview] No.382978 del
Or go and get a few litres of coke.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:25:49 [Preview] No.382979 del
I mean it is Friday.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:26:38 [Preview] No.382980 del
>>382920
Looks good neet


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.382981 del
If I have a choof, then I can't drive to get coke.
It's difficult.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:27:30 [Preview] No.382982 del
>>382977
>Might have a day without today.
Then again, you might not.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:21 [Preview] No.382983 del
>>382982
I tried to have a straight whiskey the other day. Couldn't do it.
Especially because it's wild turkey.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:23 [Preview] No.382984 del
>>382981
>get choof'd
>order pizza and coke
>?????
>PROFUT


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:30 [Preview] No.382985 del
>>382979
Fuckin too right it is
I just went to the local and got two green tops, the owner gave me a free can of some craft beer too
Said I wouldn't drink but one greentop turned into two and then the can, just a small arvo boongin and then clean for the night


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:39 [Preview] No.382986 del
>>382966
I hope at least it was a qt that caused you pain.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:49 [Preview] No.382987 del
>>382981
>coke
375ml can or 600ml bottle?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:28:58 [Preview] No.382988 del
The other bourbon I got is a bit smoother, but still pretty nasty


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:29:53 [Preview] No.382989 del
>>382984
Hmm. There's a thought.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.382990 del
>>382988
All bourbon is vile filth
Turkey is tolerable


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:30:32 [Preview] No.382991 del
>>382985
>clean for the night
I'm sort of leaning in that way too.
One little choof, then a shower and straight for the night.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:30:57 [Preview] No.382992 del
>>382987
I would get 2l bottles.
I need at least 1.25 for a drink.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:31:13 [Preview] No.382993 del


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:31:28 [Preview] No.382994 del
Contrary bloody NEETs,boong it up all week then sober and off to bed early on a Friday night.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:31:39 [Preview] No.382995 del


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:31:54 [Preview] No.382996 del
>>382990
I got Buffalo Trace yesterday, I think I prefer it.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:33:56 [Preview] No.382997 del
>>382994
lol
Shit like his is why we're stuck on this board.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:33:57 [Preview] No.382998 del
>>382990
you people are week


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:34:20 [Preview] No.382999 del
>>382993
It's been sounding like that.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:34:55 [Preview] No.383000 del
>>382998
It's a 7 day struggle.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:35:59 [Preview] No.383001 del
Proper boongs drink during the week to handle the stress of wageing, and use the weekend to detox and rest.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.383002 del
>>383000
shut up


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:37:16 [Preview] No.383003 del
>>383002
Don't tell him what to do dumdum


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:37:50 [Preview] No.383004 del
>>383000
Well bantered


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:38:16 [Preview] No.383005 del
>>382936
I didn't need AA, I just stopped drinking before 6PM for a week, then I cut back to 500Ml of hard liquor a day for a week or two (results varied) then I decided to go cold turkey and lasted three days- and I felt fucking stupid so straight away I stopped again and got 5 months- fell off for two days but now I'm sober.
Being sober is shit, but it's better than being boonged and if you can't walk that line you've just got to give it up


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:38:29 [Preview] No.383006 del
>>382999
As long as you are not farting through your mouth like her.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:38:52 [Preview] No.383008 del
>>383001
>use the weekend to detox


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:39:22 [Preview] No.383009 del
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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:42:59 [Preview] No.383010 del
>>383001
Plan to.. and fail.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:43:53 [Preview] No.383011 del
>>383005
No you don't.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:44:19 [Preview] No.383012 del
>>383006
I couldn't tell if it was the woman or the man.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:45:26 [Preview] No.383013 del
Wouldn't it be nice, to get on with your neighbours. Dun da dun da dun.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:45:27 [Preview] No.383014 del
Fish smells like prawns.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:45:50 [Preview] No.383015 del
>>383012
are u 'tarded?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:46:04 [Preview] No.383016 del
>>383012
In between the fart burping she talks.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:46:14 [Preview] No.383017 del
Prawns smell like crabs.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:46:41 [Preview] No.383018 del
>>383015
Not clinically.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:47:18 [Preview] No.383019 del
>>383013
Motherbat said I should buy the neighbours' house if they have to sell to put the wife in a dementia home.
I could make a tunnel between the two.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:47:51 [Preview] No.383020 del
>>383016
I've watched it like 5 times now, I still can't tell.
Did she hold in a sneeze?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:50:25 [Preview] No.383021 del
>>383020
she's just a fucking pig


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:50:42 [Preview] No.383022 del
>>383019
Friend of mines parents did that and stole the back yard off the other house.
They had a huge l shaped block


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:51:08 [Preview] No.383023 del
>>383019
It'd be a good move.
Then do what they did with the semi's up the road, bulldoze them both and build 4 modern little townhouses. Then sell them for 300 each.
Or put them through the housingSA cunts and get the gov to pay you half their rent.


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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:51:31 [Preview] No.383025 del
But keep the tunnel for snooping.


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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:52:24 [Preview] No.383027 del
>>383022
How do you steal a backyard?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:52:35 [Preview] No.383028 del
This greentop has got me sleepy
Need another no-doze
Wish the sun would come out


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:52:55 [Preview] No.383029 del
>>383027
sub-divide the block numb nuts


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:53:24 [Preview] No.383030 del
>>383027
They fenced off the 2nd house about 6ft from the back door and added they yard to theirs


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:54:45 [Preview] No.383031 del
>>383019
>I could make a tunnel between the two.
It would make a good home for all the neets.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:55:19 [Preview] No.383032 del
>>383031
Weber will pee down the tunnel when he gets drunk


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:55:30 [Preview] No.383033 del
>>383029
>>383030
So they bought it?
I thought you meant that they dug all the soil out and took it.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:56:21 [Preview] No.383034 del
>>383031
well the neighbour's house is fully rennovated, so I could move in there and demolish my place and put a quarter-acre shed on it and fill it with bunk beds for all you mongs and there's your commune.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:56:35 [Preview] No.383035 del
>>383033
Lol, no, all legal and such


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:58:26 [Preview] No.383036 del
>>383034
>one NEET lives in a big nice house
>all the others live in bunks in the shed
Yep, that's communism


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:58:57 [Preview] No.383037 del
>>383034
Would you read us bed time stories?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:59:51 [Preview] No.383038 del
>>383036
on cold winter nights you could all fight each other for the right to snuggle with me in my bed


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 05:59:53 [Preview] No.383039 del
>>383036
It'll be rimworld, where none of the mods work properly.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:00:39 [Preview] No.383040 del
>>383038
>snuggle
cuddle*


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:01:35 [Preview] No.383041 del
>>383036
It would be a nice shed. We could look at insulating it and adding a toilet after a year or two.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:01:50 [Preview] No.383042 del
>>383039
Imagine all the vomiting


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:02:34 [Preview] No.383043 del
>>383041
We can just poo in the tunnel


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:03:11 [Preview] No.383044 del
>>383043
The tunnel door will be securely locked at all times.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:03:55 [Preview] No.383045 del
>>383042
I'll use it as lube to get in weber's tunnel.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:04:16 [Preview] No.383046 del
>>383044
Then your yard will be full of NEETs pooing everywhere like savages


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:04:29 [Preview] No.383047 del
>>383025
Part of super snooper event.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:05:17 [Preview] No.383048 del
>>383046
Bloody gnome stools.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:05:39 [Preview] No.383049 del
>>383046
>your
our*


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:05:49 [Preview] No.383050 del
That's the main logistical problem with the Commune really,what to do with all the NEET poo?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:06:02 [Preview] No.383051 del
>>383019
Why would they have to sell?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:06:19 [Preview] No.383052 del
>>382913
UwU Dune looks like a good one.

I wonder how long it is? The trailer was pretty long.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:06:28 [Preview] No.383053 del
>>383046
as long as there's a daily poo detail to shovel it into buckets and dispose of it off-site, I can live with that


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:06:46 [Preview] No.383054 del
>>383050
Need to plug all the holes with cucumbers.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:19 [Preview] No.383056 del
>>383051
Aren't aged care facilities insanely expensive?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:19 [Preview] No.383055 del
>>383053
We shall poo in plastic bags and throw it over the neighbours fences.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:19 [Preview] No.383057 del
>>383052
>UwU
That NEET on 16 is right.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:39 [Preview] No.383058 del
>>383036
This sounds a lot like animal farm.
Next you will suggest we all buy a house as a giant lounge room and all sleep in the bunk shed


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:48 [Preview] No.383059 del
>>383052
The comments on that video suggest it's doing to be a two part film. NFI of the run time of part 1.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:57 [Preview] No.383060 del
>>383056
Unless you have no money or assets.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:09:00 [Preview] No.383061 del
>>383058
To be honest I always thought we'd go Lord of the Flies in a few days anyway.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:09:32 [Preview] No.383062 del
>>383060
right, but in this case they have an asset (house), so he'd probably be expected to down size or something?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:10:21 [Preview] No.383063 del
>>383061
Nuro's gonna get Piggied


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:10:46 [Preview] No.383064 del
>>383040
>>383042
>>383043
>>383044
So, just another Thursday night council meeting.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:11:29 [Preview] No.383065 del
>>383062
Yeah, Nan just had to pay 300k to go into her nursing home.
Less than 20 years ago it was 7k a head and 12 for a couple.


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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:13:35 [Preview] No.383067 del
>>383064
But every night, and all night.
There will be no getting out of it.
I bet Weber just lets sperg live in a shoebox at the foot of his bed.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:14:04 [Preview] No.383068 del
>>383057
yep this little faggot needs to go into a gas chamber


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:14:55 [Preview] No.383069 del
>tfw you dream of the day Weber let's you sleep in a shoebox


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:21:12 [Preview] No.383070 del
>>383056
Aged care is the biggest problem with our society.
A NEET once quit his job to care for an elder, as was his duty.
The elder passed away with family, not locked in a hospital.
Wealth stayed within the family, and was used to pay off considerable debt.
Now a new generation becomes elderly owning land, a private nurse can be sought from within the community.
This is the best way


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:21:36 [Preview] No.383071 del
One minuscule choof to take edge away.
I think it's just given me the taste for it


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:22:15 [Preview] No.383072 del
>>383061
LOTF only works when the people don't choose to be in that position.
Ingrates and degenerates can't re-start society, more discipline and order is required


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:22:43 [Preview] No.383073 del
Signed up to do an RSA.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:24:30 [Preview] No.383074 del
>>383072
We're all fucked then.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:25:03 [Preview] No.383075 del
>>383069
His shoebox?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:25:18 [Preview] No.383076 del
>>383073
Good luck.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:26:02 [Preview] No.383077 del
>>383075
Any shoebox will do really
just as long as I don't have to use the execs for warmth any more


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:26:23 [Preview] No.383078 del
>>383073
You can be the commune barkeep


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:27:02 [Preview] No.383079 del
>>383076
Thanks.
>>383078
I think I'm going to need to be armed with what some of you lot are like.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:28:46 [Preview] No.383080 del
So we're all going to live in a shed,fight for the chance to be Webers dog,poo in the yard and the goon will be under armed guard?


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:29:51 [Preview] No.383081 del
>>383080
this is what instagram girls call "living their best life"


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:32:04 [Preview] No.383082 del
>>383081
Weber can run tours of the yard and charge sociologists to study us


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:33:53 [Preview] No.383083 del
I might cook some beans. I'm slack though.


NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:34:05 [Preview] No.383084 del
might do a pork roast tomorrow


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NEET 07/23/2021 (Fri) 06:35:37 [Preview] No.383086