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NEET General #567 - Pigeon Cleanup Edition NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No. 574819
The pigeon is made for cleaning up the crumbs that fall from the NEET mouth onto the executive flesh mountain.

Old Thread: >>573738

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.574820 del
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SA Best A

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.574847 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.574857 del
Aboriginal anal

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.574858 del
Imagine the smell

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.574859 del
Burgen Wholegrain & Oats Bread

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.574860 del
There was no choppah.
We shall lose at least three (3) NEETs this time.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.574861 del
They will have to walk to the new thread, it will do them good.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.574862 del
Got a sub par short back and sides post just for men dyeing. I don’t know why I worry about all this shit while I’m obese. Surely it cancels everything else out.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.574863 del
it is finally over

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.574864 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.574865 del
Wonder if monks on the standards.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.574866 del
If you distract them well enough with your bad dye job they will never notice the obesity.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.574867 del
What is over?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.574868 del
If it makes you feel good doing it then it's worth it.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.574869 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.574870 del
It’s always me

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.574871 del
he doesnt know but soon will

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.574872 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.574873 del
Be clearer please.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.574874 del
Boongs are unclear.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.574875 del
I hope you haven't harmed any boongs.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.574876 del
No boongs were harmed in the making of this post.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.574877 del
everything will be clear soon

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.574878 del
Yes, how on earth did you know?

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NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.574883 del
rape me

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.574884 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.574885 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.574886 del
wonder if he's on the garlic breads

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.574887 del
is 9 30 early morning?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.574888 del
i like storing garlic cloves in my foreskin

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.574889 del
Kmart didn't have what I needed.
Went to officeworks and came out with $100 worth of shit I don't need

I don't drink
Are you on the standards?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.574890 del
By NEET standards yeah

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.574891 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.574892 del
Why do you ask?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.574893 del
>I don't drink

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.574894 del
>$100 worth of shit I don't need
what did you get?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.574895 del
Stinky NEETstick NEET

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.574896 del
Officeworks brand vodka

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.574897 del
Logitech K380 and a Lenovo 300 webcam

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.574898 del
im coming for you

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.574899 del
What if a hot vampire chick wants to suck you off?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.574900 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.574901 del
On the slapper?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.574902 del
she can suck me off at my neck like the other vampires

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.574903 del
If you shag her with garlic dick it could get quite kinky

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.574904 del
Another keyboard?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.574905 del
Typing on the logitech K380. I knew the circular keys would feel strange. Travel is nice, size and length is nice. Feels better than the apple magic keyboard which unfortunately doesn't have a 10keyless model with full sized arrow keys. Woe!

On the debit. I'm cashed up after payday yesterday.
Desire to cas

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.574906 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.574907 del
>Desire to cas
Stay away from it!

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.574908 del
If you go to the cas that keyboard is going up your bum

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.574909 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.574910 del
>Desire to cas
Head on in m8. you've earned it after your nearly 24 hours of sobriety.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.574911 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.574912 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.574913 del
Don't throw your money away, don't you go through enough shit to get it without giving it away to others.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.574915 del
Monk needs to be put under a guardianship order. That type of shit they had Britney Spears under.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.574916 del
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Do not go to the cas.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.574917 del
I second that.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.574918 del
Some kind of mong management scheme?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.574919 del
Cas Protection order.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.574920 del
FIFO can be Monks herder.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.574921 del
UMM it!

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.574923 del
I could opt to ban myself from the place.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.574924 del
The cupboard is getting full.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.574925 del
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NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.574926 del
I only have 7 of them and 3 are <$50

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.574927 del
fuck off you diseased ridden nigger

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.574928 del
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NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.574929 del
that hooker fingered my bumhole

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.574930 del
was it good?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.574932 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.574933 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.574934 del
A NEETs bumhole is his own private sanctum.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.574935 del
im sleep now, see you tomorrow time

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.574936 del
and for hookers finger while she give me the suck

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.574937 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.574938 del
Do it.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.574939 del
She was digging on an mining exploration!

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.574940 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.574941 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.574942 del
Imagine fingering executive NEET bumholes for money. She should have just got on DSP.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.574943 del
Indiana Jones and the Smelly Fingered Whore

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.574944 del
Nothing left to do but choof the night away

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.574945 del
May you dream of bum fingering.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.574946 del
That would be like caving, you have to be careful that you don't fall in.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.574947 del
Bong nerd

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.574948 del
Brendan could be the star and use his own experience in the role.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.574949 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.574950 del
You could... sleep.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.574951 del
Anal spelunking

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.574952 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.574953 del
Burnt my mouth a little bit eating my pie

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.574954 del
What brand and variety of pie?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.574955 del
Baked provisions steak and potato pie, sorry.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.574956 del
Tomato sauce?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.574957 del
No I never do for pies

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.574958 del
I put hot english mustard on me pies

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.574959 del
Since when?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.574960 del
I like that in sandwiches

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.574961 del
Yesterday. I'm the stoic abstainer now.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.574962 del
The webcam looking straight at me instead of from my laptop on the side exposes my gut and tiddies

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.574963 del
Strong and sober chad

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.574964 del
Been rubbing bra few neets the wrong way again. Hope this doesn’t lead to another perma ban like October 2018.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.574965 del
>exposes my gut and tiddies
Girdle it!

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.574966 del
>Been rubbing bra
What does this mean?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.574967 del
A wake-up call. Time for diet and exercise routine.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.574968 del
You rubbed me the wrong way when you didn't answer how long your session with the prostitute lasted or how much it cost.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.574969 del
groping their tiddies

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.574970 del
You're alright mate

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.574971 del
FIFO has a dark side

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.574972 del
Touch of the tarbrush?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.574973 del
The prostitute stuck a tarbrush up FIFO's arse.
Legend says it is still there to this day.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.574974 del
The fleshlight was kind of a regrettable purchase. It's good but the cleaning and setup isn't really worth it I don't think. And honestly it kind of embarrasses me a bit while I'm cleaning it after the act. There is like an aura of shame emanating out the wardrobe section its kept in.
I might chuck it out

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.574975 del
>I might chuck it out
I will DM you my address.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.574976 del
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NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.574977 del
I still wank off manually.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.574978 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.574979 del
Nighty night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.574980 del
Good night TightNEET.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.574981 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.574982 del
Get with the times

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.574983 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.574984 del
>tfw wank like a boomer

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.574985 del
>tfw wanking a boomer

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.574986 del
What was the realisation?
Looks like that aylmao picture (the real one)
He was saying he's q anon, apparently a neon genesis reference.
Guns blazing.
Fuck cops.
I hope so.
The girl NEETs should exploit them.
Draws in every wall sounds cool, and a good way to lose everything.
Poor lore
It's overcast.
I'm a corporate strasserist.
I miss our childhood together.
And NEET disposal.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.574987 del
Good pepe
Good Gen.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.574988 del
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I could relate to this one. Anyone else?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.574989 del
Good catch-up. Big tower post.


NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.574990 del
You need to let go of your childhood. Don't let your past haunt you.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.574991 del
That's all anyone is.
All personality is just self taught response.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.574992 del
Thought it must have been you.
Quality Gen production is a fine art.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.574993 del
I tried letting go but it turns out that was all that I am. There is nothing else there. It consumed me totally.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.574994 del
>Quality Gen production is a fine art.
A dying art. These zoomer NEETs do not understand the basics but think they know everything.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.574995 del
Cruisey came home feeling horny after a night out at the RSL with protein on the beers and the pokes and threatened the negress with putting her in the magic green bin if he didn't have his perverted sexual fantasies fulfilled once

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.574996 del
Major service?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.574997 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.574998 del
Watching all 7 seasons of Merlin

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.574999 del
have you taken possession of the new car yet Cruisedog?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.575000 del
7.9/10 on imdb. Might be watchable but there are probably better options out there. I had never heard of it.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.575001 del
He promised at the temple of magic bins when he sold part of his soul that he would never send a person to the bin real. The monks took his word for it. Now he's strayed and turned into an evil wicked bin warlock.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.575002 del
Notice how he's never asked for a bin night reminder.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.575003 del
I got past the claymores this evening.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.575004 del
One of them.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.575005 del
The car has met your expectations? Good drive?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.575006 del
I went for a cruise to Tanunda. It's a bit gay.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.575007 del
Does it lack power?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.575008 del
Big feed?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.575009 del
Yeah, and a bit too safe.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.575010 del
Have you got insurance for it yet?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.575011 del
Roast pork with peas, carrots and chips.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.575012 del
Good feed?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.575013 del
Yes. Feels like worse odds than the chinaman

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.575014 del
The peas and chips were nice.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.575015 del
Merlin isn't that good.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.575016 del
Good chips are hard to find these days.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.575017 del
What made you decide to start watching it?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.575018 del
Out of things to watch.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.575019 del
You should watch Attack on Titan.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.575020 del
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NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.575023 del
now 5am
fcuk sleep

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.575024 del
gematrix.org/?word=raymond edward koceja isiblisknownasshaitan a vatican dragon named petty old inu and paula white a gaia sophia jewish calculator cult leader grift for rome also known as a pazuzu money laundererthief&page=1

Grift exposed

@Raykoceja Twitter

He steals the light of Jupiter with a Venus yellow cow chapter 36 theft gift adds it to pyramid nine on Saturn NW quadrant. Chapter 83 Quran exposes him.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.575025 del
Fucking hell God, this is just word salad.
Have you been inventing new drugs again?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.575026 del
Morning NEET

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.575027 del
morning neetbros, slept terribly

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.575028 del
Thank (You)!

>And NEET disposal.
The green bin.

Dave went in there.

You need a system.

Keeps him busy.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.575029 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.575030 del
Joslin would have done well on this article
>Why MARK LATHAM fears for Australia's future when entitled young sooks claim they've been BULLIED when told how to do their job: 'Hurt feelings' syndrome is dragging down our country'
>>The comments below have not been moderated.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.575031 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.575032 del
Joslin could have had a field day, Latham is literally one of the whineiest cunts on the planet.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.575033 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QXFLcKFv3lQ [Embed]

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.575034 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.575035 del
Today will be a good day.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.575036 del
The NEETs Militant are assembling a team of Master Knob Lords for a loser-eats-all game of soggy sao. 100 men are requested for the tithe. one will be martyred to live on through eternity, echod throughout the ages (people will laugh for ages because he ate a sao covered in cum)

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.575037 del
Possum and Weber got into a fight one recess over whether the Salada or Sao was the superior lunchbox cracker once.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.575038 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.575039 del
An epic conflict.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.575040 del
>Backyard hens' eggs contain 40 times more lead on average than shop eggs, research finds

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.575041 del
That'll toughen them up!

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.575042 del
free range cucks btfo

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.575043 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.575044 del
Why have I not heard of this show before?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZ5dmafC9q8 [Embed]

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.575045 del
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Tonight. On womboflix. At 7pm AEST. Approved by /k/. Voted for by /ausneets/. Starring Nicholas Cage. We have Lord of War (2005). Then tomorrow we're streaming Air Bud(1997).

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.575046 del
Woke up 8:53
Out of bed 08:58
Joined standup 09:02

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.575047 del
Lovely. Looking forward to it.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.575048 del
>Joined standup 09:02
Did they complement you on the new web cam?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.575049 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.575050 del
Discussions were already underway. It’ll be mentioned in my 9:30 one

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.575051 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.575052 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.575053 del
I don't like that Big Bang woman

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.575054 del
Ah, true. I like the Joker how he should be portrayed similar to Heath Ledger but not as based.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.575055 del
Nobody ever ate the soggy sao. It was the rules that the person who ejaculated last (or didn't ejaculate at all) had to eat it but they never did, despite the stern urgings of everyone else. Sometimes the sao was thrown at the person for refusing to eat it.

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.575057 del
How did I know there would be a serious article on it on Wikipedia?

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.575058 del
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Good Morning NEETs

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.575059 del

NEET 08/11/2022 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.575060 del
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.575062 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.575063 del
Almost didn't get it until I re-read the top slide. Kek.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.575064 del
Is that a legal address?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.575065 del
Just add another item to the host file.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.575066 del
it's the broadcast mac address
switches will send any ethernet frames with that as the destination mac to all ports

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.575067 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H00ZUlTqdxs [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.575068 del
Not many people do that as a job these days.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.575069 del
choof restoration

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.575070 del
poof restoration

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.575071 del
Coof Connections

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.575072 del
wonder if the neet who had 14 pizzas was the same who sufferred a bloody colon the next day

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.575073 del
Fragrant flatulence Fridays

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.575074 del
Overindulging in pizza is the number one cause of NEET rectal bleding.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.575075 del
Men should be able to beat their wives.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.575076 del
What if you don't have a wife?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.575077 del
Tough shit then. Don't beat other men's wives, damaging other's property is illegal.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.575078 del
If only there was some form of temporary wife you could hire for such occurences.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.575079 del
Prostitutes aren't wives. Prostitutes deserve beatings though.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.575080 del
We need morality laws in this country.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.575081 del
Your mum deserves a beating.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.575082 del
Your mum does, but not due to being married.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.575083 del
Just move to a muslim suburb you'll fit right in.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.575084 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.575085 del
>muslim suburb
Moon cultists will be one of the first to get purged.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.575086 del
Signed up with the gym. I'll wake up at 4:30 tomorrow and head off at 5 to workout then go to work afterwards.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.575087 del
I might get into schizo stuff.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.575088 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.575089 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.575090 del
I'll only need to wake up half an hour earlier than I was planning to anyway. Thanks though, hopefully the gym will be empty.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.575091 del
Good luck.
I have had limited success with that time of day, in terms of actually getting out of bed when the alarm goes off.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.575092 del
magnets have souls!

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.575093 del
I have work early tomorrow so I have to regardless of the gym. If it weren't for that then, yeah, I'd definitely struggle a lot more.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.575094 del
You can beat your neet meat instead.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.575095 del
God I love working from home

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.575097 del
Q,nuro or pol?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.575098 del
Real schizo, not those queers.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.575099 del
schnitzel roll and a potat fritter for lunch

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.575100 del
I hope you find a good facility at the end of your journey.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.575101 del
have a schitzel roll

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.575102 del
I might have a pub lunch today, steak sandwich sounds good.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.575103 del
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Now why the fuck would I go to one of those slaughter houses? They harvest organs there.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.575104 del
Sounds yummy.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.575105 del
I had a vegemite and cheese sandwich and a glass of milk for lunch. Not eating until after I finish at the gym tomorrow morning.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.575106 del
>why the fuck would I go
>would I go
>I go
The choice will be made for you for the betterment of society.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.575107 del
Possum tried to harvest my organ once.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.575108 del
Bossman has knocked off
Desire to wage choof

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.575109 del
Any temptation to add a splash of Pepsi yet?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.575110 del
I will enlighten society.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.575111 del
For stacks of cash?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.575112 del
You're going to put in the rest of your 10 hours, cunt.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.575113 del
For his own enjoyment.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.575114 del
shit meme

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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.575116 del
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Have a recorded video interview with woolies. Scared bros, wish me luck

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.575117 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.575118 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.575119 del
They will learn to lick the pilk.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.575120 del
Good luck.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.575121 del
Good luck mate. I did one of those before and managed to get the job, you'll be fine.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.575122 del
It is starting to look like you are not going to be able to get by in the modern world without having a webcam and microphone.
I do not like this development. I do not have either and do not intend to ever get them.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.575123 del
Good luck NEET and take deep breaths.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.575124 del
I turned down an interview recently because they wanted me to skype with them first.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.575125 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.575126 del
So is there a person just sitting there waiting for random applicants to click the link?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.575127 del
I've used a microphone twice in the past ten months. A camera zero times.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.575128 del
do I?
she did not

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.575129 del
lunch of champions

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.575130 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.575131 del
Choof on your own time, now get back to work.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.575132 del
I had two sausages on bread, with some frieds eggs, onions, cheese, mustard and tomato sauce. Filling.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.575133 del
I just wondered because of the "you have 48 hours" thing. What if you click it at 3am?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.575134 del
all of that was on the bread?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.575135 del
You should take the opportunity to explain to them about how the rothschilds control the world. I'm sure it'll set you apart from the other candidates.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.575136 del
It's probably just to stop people leaving half filled applications.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.575137 del
Being able to interview at home makes it much easier to get interviews, especially with not having to take time off work

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.575138 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.575139 del
two slices of bread, one for each sausages.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.575140 del
Or it's just an automated recording of you answering their scripted questions?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.575141 del
for hobbies tell them you like to fuck barbecue chooks

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.575142 del
and the egg, cheese, etc?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.575143 del
Well sausaged neet.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.575144 del
they also can't smell you

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.575145 del
I saw a job ad a while back that asked who your favourite superhero is.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.575146 del
Hitler of course.

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>tfw getting interviewed with a smelly bum

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.575148 del
This is why Helen no longer posts here.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.575149 del
can't beat the seep

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.575150 del
Great lunch.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.575151 del
It works anytime, but once you start it needs to be done.

You can pick any hour within those 48 hours to finish it. They will most likely be aware of you opening the email and clicking any links in it (unless you have disabled that behaviour).

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.575152 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.575153 del
Thank you, and it's nice and cheap
Yes. The bread was crowded, but worth it

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.575154 del
I can't trust myself with sausages, I always eat them all.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.575155 del
The time and effort it takes to cook them prevents me from doing that.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.575156 del
try the cruisey microwave method

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.575157 del
Only takes a few minutes in the microwave.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.575158 del
Air fryer is good for sausages. You just give the basket a good vigorous shake to turn them.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.575159 del
>Air fryer is good for sausages.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.575160 del
I don't understand this response.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.575161 del
Enthusiastic agreement?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.575162 del
It seemed a bit much. Like I was being mocked.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.575163 del
> a good vigorous shake to turn them

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.575164 del
There are many layers of memes, but it should be in here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3a6SMH_nAo [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.575165 del
layer my maymay daddy uwu

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.575166 del
He's probably a bit too depressed in that one. I think another NEET said that was when he was with the bimbo chink.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.575167 del
When I went for my walk before there was a downie mong walking around the dog park with a metal detector.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.575168 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.575169 del
He was looking for his missing chromosome.

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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.575171 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.575172 del
shit meme

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.575173 del
they have an additional chromosome 21 you dingbat

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.575174 del
I'm getting sick of you, cunt.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.575175 del
"Well bantered" would have been a better response.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.575176 del
gonna cry?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.575177 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.575178 del
poorly bantered

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.575179 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.575180 del
Who can it be being an arsehole for no reason today?
It can't be nuro he is dead.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.575181 del
Who is being an arsehole?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.575182 del
BO: Please ban me for one calendar month.
That should be sufficient to break any addiction to this place.
User requested ban (>>575182) - updated time

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.575183 del
The NEET being an arsehole obviously.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.575184 del
>It can't be nuro he is dead.
Denial is one of the stages of grief.
We are here to listen if you need us.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.575185 del
No you're not.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.575186 del
Which NEET is this?
We cannot afford to lose you.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.575187 del
He's in whizz heaven.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.575188 del
I bet he's addictedtothisplaceNEET

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.575189 del
i whizzed on nuros grave

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.575190 del
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We will be here until your upward turn at least.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.575191 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.575192 del
But it feels like it's all my fault he died and it hurts.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.575193 del
I thought they were going to cremate him?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.575194 del
Couldn't find a large enough furnace.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.575195 del
Put him in the air fryer.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.575196 del
Perhaps you need some support in your life to explore these issues. There is hope for everyone like there was for the crazy frog.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.575197 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.575198 del
Microwave on high for 45 minutes with 2 layers of paper towel.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.575199 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.575200 del
What's with the meow thing?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.575201 del
I'm not sure but I think it's sexual.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.575202 del
I think it's retarded.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.575203 del
Since when did HJ’s get so fucking shit ??

That’s their top tier cowboy Angus :/

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.575204 del
benis :DDDDDDD

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.575205 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.575206 del
They should call the cowboy angus the brokeback burger.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.575207 del

That table looks filthy and there is no lettuce in that meal presented in that docket.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.575208 del
HJ's is great in my town, just have to live somewhere that's not shit.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.575209 del
Looks alright.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.575210 del
cowboy anus

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.575211 del
its not up to the gyg standards that he's used to

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.575212 del
He'll still eat the whole lot and lick the table clean.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.575213 del
even licking the table clean? what a pillar of society

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.575214 del
Can’t stop thinking about a 4 o’clock knock off and chucking some cheeky goldies on a baccarat table to end the arvo

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.575215 del
$18 burger I would as well.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.575216 del
Head into the cas m8, you've earned it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.575217 del
are you thinking about the standards too?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.575218 del
No I'm thinking about aboriginal anal.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.575219 del
>chucking some cheeky goldies
Big donation?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.575220 del
not achieving anything today, haven't managed to eat any vegies or even have a wank

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.575221 del
You can achieve something productive tomorrow, or the day after. Have today off NEET, you've earned it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.575222 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.575223 del
productivity is a shit meme

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.575224 del
You lazy good for nothing puss boys will never chat up hot chicks while betting big at the cas like me

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.575225 del
#bedtop ?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.575226 del
>tfw you will never chat up chinks and bet big at the cas

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.575227 del
It has been over two years since fat Monk touched a woman.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.575228 del
My favourite Cas story was when he told that bloke he hated Indians after a gaggle appeared and left.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.575229 del
*while losing big

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.575230 del
He's a charitable man and true to his cause.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.575231 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.575232 del
Just put my washing out and realised mt back doors been unlocked all week.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.575233 del
Worrisome problem.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.575234 del
The door frame swells a bit in the wet and it hadn't closed all the way.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.575235 del
That's fine then. A wide open door is an open invitation for scum.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.575236 del
resident of lisbef?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.575237 del
No a slightly more civilized suburb.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.575238 del
Getting fidgety with cas anticipation. Keep watching cas videos on my phone instead of working. Can’t stop myself from thinking about it

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.575239 del
Jut remember that when your money runs out you have two kidneys and only need one.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.575240 del
It is going to be cheaper for you to hire a prostitute to pump and dump. You will also get the same feelings of shame afterwards, so it will not lessen the experience.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.575241 del
>The door frame swells
I have that problem here.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.575242 del
Have a big night at the cas. Put it all in and you will be rewarded.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.575243 del
>and you will be rewarded.
True, at 1% of each $1000 is $10.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.575244 del
Monks known as 笨蛋 by the chink high rollers.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.575245 del
Monk you look so cool when you are at the Cas. Dropping those pineapples and hitting the felt. You should definitely go. It is good for you.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.575246 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.575247 del
I honestly hope he stays away from the establishment.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.575248 del
I have a flash new haircut too. Will definitely catch some eyes

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.575249 del
>Will definitely catch some eyes

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.575250 del
Well moon rune bantered.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.575251 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.575252 del
I hope Monk stays home and has a nice cup of tea and a quiet night in front of the telly.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.575253 del
That would do him the world of good.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.575254 del
The chinese do not mind a bit of a belly on a man either. Reminds them of the buddha.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.575255 del
That might explain the catching of eyes. He should focus his appeal on his belly too and he might be able to catch a few who want to rub for some luck.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.575256 del
Bought a mechanical keyboard and this thing is complete dogshit. Feels better to type on, but design is godawful. Old lenovo rubberdome is way better than this. I think I make MORE mistakes with mechanical than rubberdome

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.575257 del
>could you rub a bit lower?
>still lower
>augh yeah

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.575258 del
Actually no, it doesn't feel better to type on. There's no resistance. I thought it would be better there being no resistance, but it feels like I'm not typing on anything. It feels uncomfortable

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.575259 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.575260 del
That's why Buddha is always smiling.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.575261 del
he could even watch a movie with the rest of us

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.575262 del
I'm still using an ancient keyboard and when I use other ones it feels like that to me.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.575263 del
>Bought a mechanical keyboard
What brand? What colour switches?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.575264 del
He will miss out on the rags to riches tale that is Lord of War.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.575265 del
Coolermaster CK550 with brown switches
I wish I could get one of those IBM Model Ms. There's the new unicomp ones but shipping is insanely high to Australia

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.575266 del
And when I have caps on, I can't even see it because the numpad keys are sticking up so high. What a fucking disaster

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.575267 del
As in I can't see the caps indicator light.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.575268 del
>shipping is insanely high to Australia
Try Amazon US as it's pretty reasonable for postage. Often less than what it costs sellers to post there with the standard postage costs (i.e., cheaper than a freight forwarding company in a lot of instances for simple orders).

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.575269 del
I've been using one of these for about 25 years now.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.575270 del
Stop slouching so much and you will be able to see it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.575271 del
Don't think they're on Amazon

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.575272 del
And that's a mechanical? It does look good

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.575273 del
Mine is much grubbier.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.575274 del
More meant the design

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.575275 del
Looks like the keyboard on my old AST 486

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.575276 del
Fair enough, it is a mechanical and I don't know if I got a miracle one but they last well.
I've spilled many drinks on it and I pull it apart,wash it in the sink and dry it and it soliers on.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.575277 del
*soldiers on

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.575278 del
Should have got a K380
It’s done well today

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.575279 del
I'm gonna return the mechanical I got and try a different one instead. If that ends up being shit I'm going back to the rubber dome

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.575280 del
Next one will have Kalih switches, which need more force and should be better

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.575281 del
Cheaper just to die

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.575282 del
This NEET with the melodrama again.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.575283 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.575284 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.575285 del
He’s overdoing it aye
Depression isn’t even real

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.575286 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.575287 del
Wonder if monks on the blackjack yet

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.575288 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.575289 del
I hope he stays away from the felt.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.575290 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.575291 del
kek, but no flash haircut

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.575292 del
I do wonder if Monk got complemented on his new web cam.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.575293 del
Dammit Monks got me wanting to hit the cas now I am in town….

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.575294 del
Garn now. No standards

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.575295 del
Do it, we can compare winnings

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.575296 del
Monk will wake up naked in an alleyway cuddling the eeb.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.575297 del
Hope we get some pics.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.575298 del
Bullshit he would pawn it for more roles of the dice.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.575299 del
He tried but they said it smelled too bad.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.575300 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.575301 del
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We'll be streaming Lord of War (2005) in one hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.575302 del
Looking forward to it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.575303 del
I hope I can catch the start.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.575304 del
Based and Kino.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.575305 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.575306 del
nice shot

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.575307 del
I switched from .net to .org and now my image and video loading issues seem to have resolved.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.575308 del
>tfw thinking about Monk's charity night work

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.575309 del
I think both use cloudflare for now, but are in different locations. I prefer the .org

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.575310 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.575311 del
He is a saint.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.575312 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.575313 del
Which NEET was it that hired the bimbo whore the other day?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.575314 del
St Monk the Peniless

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.575315 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.575316 del
That is a good Pepe. Would probably be better without the Star Wars theme.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.575317 del
He would never.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.575318 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.575319 del
Yeah the right hand side is less good

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.575320 del
Our neet lore is as useless as everything else we do

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.575321 del
Trust the NEET Elders.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.575322 del
Is pure and innocent.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.575323 del
How is public transport in Brisbane? I can't afford this

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.575324 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.575325 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.575326 del
Apparently owning a car costs more than renting a place

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.575327 del
Hearty kek

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.575328 del
What bachelor pads?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.575329 del
*what about

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.575330 del
Rent = $250/week
Car = $260/week

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.575331 del
Fuck, meant for >>575328

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.575332 del
Probably expensive.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.575333 del
Might watch Coriolansus (2011).

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.575334 del
>tfw can't type

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.575335 del
I slandered Possum and Cruisey once.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.575336 del
>Coriolanus (2011)
6.1/10 on imdb. Probably shouldn't bother.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.575337 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.575338 del
I like the play.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VmtMURyOp48 [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.575339 del
How are you supposed to afford rent and owning a car?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.575340 del
Put the car on the slapper

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.575341 del
Not sure if I should go to the gym tonight or attend wombo flix.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.575342 del
They didn't respect you enough to notice.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.575343 del
Fuck that is high.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.575344 del
You can do penis crunches while watching nicholas cage

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.575345 del
They mogged me with their indifference.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.575346 del
Too many negroes.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.575347 del
Or go to the cas and use the rent money to win enough to buy a car.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.575348 del
You get a cheap car and don't maintain it, just drive it until it dies.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.575349 del
A fool proof plan.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.575350 del
Go lifting neet.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.575351 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.575352 del
Yeah, probably a good idea. I've seen the film before.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.575353 del
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What could go wrong.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.575354 del
I'm doing my WorkforceAustralia job reporting thing for the first time.
They are asking for:
>Employer name
>Employer contact name
>Employer contact email
>Employer contact number
What is the difference between the name and contact name? What do I do if I don't know the number?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.575355 del
Like a negress.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.575356 del
In the casino chaplaincy and addiction place
It’s pretty well kitted out, like a psychologists

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.575357 del
I write in Seek for the last three

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.575358 del
>Mandatory Requirements
>Current Covid-19 Vaccination

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.575359 del
Any hot chicks in there?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.575360 del
>What is the difference between the name and contact name
The Employer name is the business name. So "woolworths joondalup".
The contact name is the individual within the business you dealt with.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.575361 del
>tfw no gf

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.575362 del
But I don't have access to the latter? What should I do? I am just applying through seek.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.575363 del
Sounds like you are in the right place.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.575364 del
They run better with regular servicing.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.575365 del
Write N/A if there is a part you are unable to answer. Or write "via Seek".

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.575366 del
Just an older Asian gentleman who seems very caring

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.575367 del
Righto, cheers. I am very anxious about doing this.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.575368 del
Is he hot though?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.575369 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.575370 del
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The movie is starting, get in here: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.575371 del
Don't stress yourself out nobody will ever read it, they glance at it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.575372 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.575373 del
>I am very anxious about doing this.
I remember those feels. Just keep in mind it is 99% likely they will not check what you have written, and if they do and cause a fuss then you will have an opportunity to defend yourself and there is great power in this society by painting yourself as a marginalised and vulnerable person and by doing this you will generally beat the bureaucracy every time.
Back in my Newstart days I came to enjoy the contest with them, though ultimately it was not good for me since I had to posture as a victim all the time and tell woe-is-me stories and make myself sound like a weak piece of shit which was not what I wanted to be, even though it meant I got one over on the fat bitches working at the employment agency.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.575374 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.575375 del
Employer name means if you have a direct contact or put down the company name.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.575376 del
Thanks. Garn to the temple for some ancient rites you guys want anything ?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.575377 del
Please stop spamming the board with these photos that nobody wants.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.575378 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.575379 del
Sucks you are such a simp you cannot mentally process them.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.575380 del
KodakNEET was the best image processing NEET we had.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.575381 del
Nobody will ever match his precision.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.575382 del
Pack of jerky thanks.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.575383 del
Its human flesh.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.575384 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.575385 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.575386 del
Cringe. That word got as big as it has because of PC losers like you that are scared of words like retard and nigger.
Are you going to call me a 'chud' again?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.575387 del
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Alright noots, garn gym even though it is raining which means I can't possibly go outside!
I'm nearly out of coffee so I'll have to either buy some more or just quit it. Might go for the former and then taper it down to avoid the headaches from trying to abruptly quit cold turkey.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.575388 del
There is no shame in liking Oliver.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.575389 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.575390 del
He has a lovely bottom.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.575391 del
No, I said human.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.575392 del
Happy lifting.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.575393 del
I only eat native meats

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.575394 del
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me too cuz

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.575395 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.575396 del
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I'll throw another lizard on the bbq for ya

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.575397 del
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cheers cuz av sum desert

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.575398 del
Home. Bought in for 200 at a table with some lads in the quiet upstairs area. Was up close to 100, lost it, and started chipping into my pile of 200. Lost another hundred, went and cashed in my last hundred.
Couldn't find the responsible gaming centre while I was walking around, decided fuck it and lost my last hundred in 5 minutes.
Asked a member of the rewards team where it was and was escorted there. Got asked some basic questions, gave my details, had my photo taken and then got a legal spiel about how it would be a crime to enter a gaming area with a $3500 fine. Signed the paperwork, it was witnessed by a cute girl called bobo, got a sympathetic pep talk about how I was doing the right thing at a young age etc. The guy was nice.
Banned myself for 2 years, but there is a total 7 year revocation period, so after 2 years I could apply for revocation of the exclusion order and would need to do some sessions with a councillor and then get interviewed by the casino manager. A pretty good system overall it seems.
That's the end of my casino career I spose. Total damages roughly 10-11,000.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.575399 del
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cant cuz, farkin copper got me, some em to do with a farkin generator or somethung.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.575400 del
Well done m8 I'm sure it was hard to do, hope things really start to pick up for you now.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.575401 del
Well done m8. I'm proud of you.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.575402 del
Good work Monk at the end. Chad move.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.575403 del
Monk redemption arc has begun.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.575404 del
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farkin cunts bro, callin abo legal for ya

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.575405 del
Well done Monk.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.575406 del
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I'll get him off bro.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.575407 del
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cheers cuz i'll smoke ya out after ay

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.575408 del
Thanks neeters but it doesn't really feel like a big deal. Only took me two days of sobriety to see it as the obvious executive decision to make.
When I was at the table I was really nervous for some reason, I couldn't even handle the chips properly. The dealer said "hello sir" and I said "hello sir" back like a sperg.
My chip value was going up and down and it was more stressful than it was fun. Guess that's why I only went while gooned

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.575409 del
Staying off the piss will continue to improve your life. Many more Chad days could be in your future.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.575410 del
Onwards and upwards mate.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.575411 del
Monk needs to kick the keyboard addiction next.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.575412 del
Nicotine is next. I think I'll keep the choof around regularly as something to look forward to for a while.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.575413 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.575414 del
I thought you died?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.575415 del
Choof after work is safe enough.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.575416 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.575417 del
33 degrees please nuro

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.575418 del
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Lord of War turned out to be a pretty good movie. I think I might be taking more recommendations from the /k/ list of movies where I found it. Thank you to all the neets who attended the movie night, and don't forget we've got Air Bud on tomorrow night.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.575419 del
>Air Bud on tomorrow night.
I will be there. Looking forward to it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.575420 del
It was good, thanks again.
I'd be keen on any of the classic 80s/90s action or scifi films.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.575421 del
Man on Fire next

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.575422 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.575423 del
A 29 year old Chinese vietnamese girl has matched with me on hinge and said hi. She has a kid. I think moving in with and taking care of a cute girl and her kid would keep me on the wagon

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.575424 del
It would probably drive you to drink.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.575425 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.575426 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.575427 del
You should maybe have a conversation with her before moving in.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.575428 del
I predict that by early 2023 Monk will be going through 3 or 4 asian women a week.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.575429 del
He is on his redemption arc. He would never fall that low.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.575430 del
He's got the yellow fever now.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.575431 del
Nighty night NEETs.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.575432 del
Good night my feathered friend.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.575433 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.575434 del
Big final quarter set up in the footy.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.575435 del
Friday night hooning noises.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.575436 del
Going to bed at a reasonable time on a Friday and getting up early to have a productive weekend. Feels nice.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.575437 del
Living your best life King.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.575438 del
anus eets

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.575439 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.575440 del
Low quality post.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.575441 del
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NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.575442 del
I hope Weber tries out the new Hungry Jacks at Victor for us.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.575443 del
Two big choofs

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.575444 del
Did you have a good night?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.575445 del
I had tea with a client.
I think the restaurant workers weren't happy with the mong being there.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.575446 del
What kind of mong was it?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.575447 del
Was he a troublesome mong?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.575448 del
What did you have for tea?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.575449 del
Not today.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.575450 del
Do you eat with chopsticks?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.575451 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.575452 del
For most of them.
Not the tempura prawns.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.575453 del
I did not realise you had that level of multicultural sophistication.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.575454 del
I eat rice and curry with naan and don't dirty my hand.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.575455 del
Alone on the Gen again.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.575456 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.575457 del
morning neetbros

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.575458 del
At the gym

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.575459 del
Thank (You)!

I hope you told them they were a VIM.

Good lifts?

Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.575460 del
>The REAL reason the spark died: People reveal the petty reasons they've lost interest in their partners - from wearing flip-flops to thinking Harry Potter is 'for children'

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.575461 del
>Visitors to Thomas the Tank Engine attraction told not to use name The FAT Controller because it's a 'slur' - and call him Sir Topham Hatt instead

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.575462 del
This should be made after the hole
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PNPAQjGijs0 [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.575463 del
Defcon 30 is happening in vegas now. A year ago I thought for sure I'd be there this year. Such is life.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.575464 del
>Defcon 30
>Such is life.
Many such cases.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.575465 del
*Exec Controller

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.575466 del
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The executive executive officer

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.575467 del
He who controls the portions controls the Execs.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.575468 del
He who messes with the portions becomes a portion

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.575469 del
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Had clean sheets and pillowcases on my bed last night and I had a very good sleep.
>tfw refreshed

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.575470 del
Cannibalism is a very good incentive to do your work well.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.575471 del

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.575474 del
very relatable

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.575475 del
Good morning NEETs.
Got half a day to myself, first time in a while.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.575476 del
>screened until 2024
I would watch it.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.575477 del
How do you plan to fill it?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.575478 del
Good morning NEET.

>Got half a day to myself
How are you going to spend it?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.575479 del
Wanking, choofing and sleeping.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:38 [Preview] No.575480 del
>Wanking, choofing and sleeping.
NEET Council approved activities.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.575481 del
Admirable activities

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.575482 del
Will likely be doing some feeding too.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.575483 del
Such a narrow lifestyle cripples a neet's personal development. You should broaden your activities to include gooning and binge eating.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.575484 del
Possibly a conversation with his blinds too?

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.575485 del
I wonder who could be behind this post

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.575486 del
Vile slander.

NEET 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.575487 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.575488 del
Choof then feed then choof then wank then sleep

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.575489 del
Wish dan and the colonel would give away some vouchers

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.575490 del
That really needs to get made into a heart

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.575491 del
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Alone this Saturday night with nothing but a goon bag for company? Come join the neetbros on womboflix for Air Bud (1997), the story of a dog who plays basketball better than you or me. 7pm AEST.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.575492 del
And just like that.. All my plans are ruined.
Will now be doing shopping and then waging.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.575493 del
Is it not enough that they provide a valuable service to all the needy neets out there?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.575494 del
Much woe.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.575495 del
Give up, become a neet

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.575496 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vjqwH9PKNiE [Embed]

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.575497 del
If Dan and KFC combined their stores what would the franchise be called?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.575498 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.575499 del
I will be there.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.575500 del
Good video. Well linked.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.575501 del
Kentucky fried Liver

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.575502 del
>Your application will include the following questions:
>Which of the following statements best describes your right to work in Australia?
>How many years' experience do you have in a glory hole servicing?
They want me to answer these questions in my cover letter?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.575503 del
You'll be on to the internet gambling before too long.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.575504 del
Typically its in the questions they ask, as most international applicants are binned unless they have the correct visa to work and then they might ask them for how long.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.575505 del
Is that a word filter or are you applying for a job at the bike shop?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.575506 del
That's what I thought but I didn't want to put the idea in his head so I didn't say it.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.575507 del
Never mind, the ask directly in the online application.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.575508 del
I am an honest neet.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.575509 del
How grubby are your undies?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.575510 del
This board is of such low quality and toxic that the posters ban themselves.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.575511 del
A bit grubby. I did one of those shits last night where it just gets really messy and you can never wipe enough.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.575512 del
gees thats close to my yearly expenses

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.575513 del
see you at the moofies tonight.
Tab closed

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.575514 del
They also asked for a one calendar month ban, but the log shows BO banned them until 2034.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.575515 del
Doing a seek application. Writing the cover letter.
What should I write for jobs that are asking for good interpersonal skills? How should I phrase that?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.575516 del
Maybe he is on Saturn or something.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.575517 del
>good interpersonal skills
Depending on the role they want to know how you would interact with customers and work together in a team. Use the STAR method to structure your response with an experience you can remember.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.575518 del
Righto, cheers webby.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.575519 del
>posters ban themselves.
Users are responsible for their behaviour and he took the action he believed was necessary. I feel that some posters believe that someone else is responsible to regulate their emotions.

He can appeal it. He asked for a calendar month, which I entered as 30 and something with a decimal, which probably broke the input.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.575520 del
That is an honest answer.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.575521 del
>someone else is responsible
I'm feeling a bit sad, can you give me a wank?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.575522 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.575523 del
neets getting fisted and raped by beau

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.575524 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.575525 del
At the NEET Compound we shall have a Sad Room with chairs in a circle where NEETs can go to be sad and wank off the NEET to the left.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.575526 del
>olive won't post
I definitely need some time in the sad room.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.575527 del
Every room is a sad room for us

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.575528 del
Garn have a shower and go to uni.
Bye noots.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.575529 del
Cheers neet

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.575530 del
It seems nuro has an appetite for destruction… ;3

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.575531 del
He did?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.575532 del
Note the alien in the trench coat. Look at his head

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.575533 del
Once when I went to visit Possum he opened the front door and whispered "welcome to the jungle baby" with a strange smile on his face.
I must admit I was terrified and I ran away like a coward.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.575534 del
I only look at the gape.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.575535 del
You missed out on some good jungle juice.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.575536 del
Webber stabbed Salmon Rushdy at Defcon.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.575537 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.575538 del
Woke up again.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.575539 del
Maybe you're dream posting.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.575540 del
You're a dream to post with.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.575542 del
Head's still spinning. Only had about a quarter of a bottle and a few cones but, fucked. Not sure if I'm hungry.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.575543 del
>quarter of a bottle
Of what?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.575544 del
Suntory whisky.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.575545 del
So maybe 8 standards

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.575546 del
when you leave bread in the cupboard for awhile and it turns into blue cheese bread 😍😋 and you get the zoomies when you eat it 😵‍💫

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.575547 del
What are zoomies?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.575548 del
That and some cones will do the trick
Is the Suntory nice? i've never tried jap whisky

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.575549 del
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Finally got an eye test and picked out some new specs. Been meaning to do it since that night I got munted at the cas and fell down in an alley way and fucked my glasses, maybe 5 months ago.
Went for a cruise
Having a second white mongster before organising all the random shit in my wardrobe

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.575550 del
I may need glasses soon, I can't read small print when I'm stoned or tired.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.575551 del
I think it's the best cheap whisky.
It's kind of light and smokey imo.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.575552 del
Good work but I'm scared the boongcycle will claim me.
Happens whenever you sober up.
Last night was the first choof I've had since you got your dacca.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.575553 del
Can't get claimed by the boongcycle if you never stop boonging.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.575554 del
There is no escape. The NEET does what it will and the boongcycle takes what it must

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.575555 del
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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.575556 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.575557 del
Cheers cuz

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.575558 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.575559 del
It can take monk. If you really cared, you'd take a day in the roster so us mob can get ahead.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.575560 del
>so us mob can get ahead.
That reminds me of the photograph of the bins filled with booze bottles.
> the boongcycle takes what it must

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.575561 del
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You cunts doan no nuffin bouta boongcycle

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.575562 del
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I'm trying to start looksmaxing so I can get an asian gf. Hinge is good because you can filter by ethnicity.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.575563 del
>you can filter by ethnicity.
Soon to be shut down by sjws then. Do they have a boong filter?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.575564 del
A bike for Wizzy so he can go Whizzing.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.575565 del
As high as Nuro in the sky?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.575566 del
Nuro in the sky with diamonds

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.575567 del
ok, garn woolies website to do my weekly online shop, anyone need anything?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.575568 del
One cherry ripe plz

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.575569 del
30l whisky please

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.575570 del
quiet you

Just got back from Brissy, carton of Stella aquired, regret not getting some dirty bird on the way back but it was a big detour...

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.575571 del
Just say his name twice...

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.575572 del
One pumpkin please.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.575573 del
Someone to warm my bed at night

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.575575 del
She looks like she could warm two or three beds

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.575576 del
More warm beds for you.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.575577 del
She looks like a lovely lady

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.575578 del
Someone needs to make an app for horny NEETs to meet old boong chicks

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.575580 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.575581 del
You can usually just walk past a bus stop

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.575582 del
That'll cost me cigarettes though

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.575583 del
leave me along :/

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.575584 del
leave me the bong :/

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.575585 del
Leave me a mong :/

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.575586 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.575587 del
Leave me a Wong :/

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.575588 del
give me a dong :/

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.575589 del
kyle sandilands had a kid

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.575590 del
give me a thong ;D

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.575591 del
where he is ?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.575592 del
I'll thong you cunt

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.575594 del
i bet you call thongs flip flops

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.575595 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.575597 del
Over there behind the fat lady in the orange dress

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.575598 del
That doesn't actually offer any walking advice though it's false advertising.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.575599 del
i need to go to sleep at 8

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.575600 del
Food for thought.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.575601 del
wonder if monks on the standards

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.575602 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.575603 del
womder if monks moved in with that chinese single mum yet

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.575604 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.575605 del
My guess is yes

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.575606 del
>single mum
Not sure which is worse.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.575607 del
Past a certain age they're all single mums.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.575608 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.575609 del
When you reach a certain age all of the available women are single mums.
Or baby hungry or crazy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.575610 del
>or crazy.
I thankfully have not seen her article yet.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.575611 del
mhm mhm mhm

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.575612 del
I'm gonna date your mummybots.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.575613 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.575614 del
Wondering if her kid is half white

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.575615 del
I only said date

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.575616 del
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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.575617 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.575618 del
That is one of the least arousing photos I've ever seen.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.575619 del
mum isn't really a good conversationalist anymore

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.575620 del
I want to push her so she falls on that glass table

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.575621 del
Can bulgarians be trusted? I'm looking at some cheap coles mouthwash that says it was made in bulgaria.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.575622 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.575623 del
wish i could give cruisey a call

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.575624 del
They sound like boong hungarians

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.575625 del
Send him an email

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.575626 del
Kind of embarrassed themselves in the Second Balkan War tbh, I'd give it a miss

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.575627 del
I googled bulgarian women and they all look a bit tarbrushed.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.575628 del
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Agree/Disagree/Ignore ?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.575629 del
what happened to cruisey?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.575630 del
He hocked the phone to put a deposit on an SUV.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.575631 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.575632 del
That was worse than her articles.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.575633 del
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We'll be screening Air Bud (1997) in an hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.575634 del
Death by snu snu

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.575635 del
It would be worth paying $2 to send her a dm calling her a vile disgusting bitch.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.575636 del
you can do that on twitter free

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.575637 del
I will be there. Excited.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.575638 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.575639 del
> Excited.
No wanking in the back row this time.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.575640 del
So long as it doesn't come out of the pants, any touching is fair game.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.575641 del
That would only excite her
This is our first womboflix movie with children and animals. Keep it classy neets.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.575642 del
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>classy neets

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.575643 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DRjZo2BrEMk [Embed]

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.575644 del
She is a vile woman.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.575645 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.575646 del
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Get in here, we're playing the moofie! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.575647 del
Webby the movie is steaming mounted. Can you turn it off and on again. Thnx

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.575648 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.575649 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.575650 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.575651 del
Change of plans, the dog movie is fucked, we're watching Gremlins (1984) instead.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.575652 del
This is a jew tier deception

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.575654 del
I'll decieve your jew tears

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.575655 del
You promised us a sportsball moofie with a dog but now we get CGI hollyjew propaganda.

This is classic bait and switch your basically a jew

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.575656 del
It wasn't me i'm not movieNEEt I didn' do nuffin

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.575657 del
Apparently gremlins does have a dog in it though

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.575658 del
before the asian actors ate it

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.575660 del
To be fair that happens in Air Bud too.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.575661 del
the gremlins are a metaphor for asian immigrants

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.575662 del
The dog just attacked a jew witch

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.575663 del
movie night


NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.575664 del
Ok, womboflix has failed. For some reason air bud wouldn't play properly for most the neets, then they all hated Gremlins. We've packed it in for the night.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.575665 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.575666 del
>they all hated Gremlins
The Asians at the start made me feel ill.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.575667 del
Reminding you of Joslin's last comment?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.575668 del
I could only find the movie air bud in h265 format, cytube needs movies in h624. I converted it with ffmpeg, and tested it, and it worked fine for me, but it didn't work for the other neets and I can't figure out why.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.575669 del
Shit meme. Good riddance to it.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.575670 del
H256 is a highly compressed format when done well. Could be related to it.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.575671 del
fuck, I meant I converted it from h265 to h264

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.575672 del
You are not having a good night.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.575674 del
Sorry for bailing it just wasn't doing it for me.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.575675 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.575676 del
I think I tried that and it wouldn't complete because nobody was seeding it. But I'll give it another try.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.575677 del
it's cool

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.575678 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.575679 del
>tfw no abo gf

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.575680 del
Their breath smells like petrol.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.575681 del
And lizard

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.575682 del
Fumes for the car.

Deodorant after the fuck.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.575683 del
>Deodorant after the fuck.
Spray directly into her mouth.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.575684 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.575685 del
Will it help?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.575686 del
It is good for a laugh.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.575687 del
What do you do when you see the bubbles?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.575688 del
For Monk's Eyes

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.575689 del
Tik Tok game not good tonight.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.575690 del
We need an Olive

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.575691 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.575692 del
Yikes. Put some basil in m8.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.575693 del
Gonna lie down and watch some youtube. Stay comfy neetbros.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.575694 del
The bedtop?

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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.575696 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.575697 del
Warm my side up please and I'll join you in about 30 minutes or so.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.575698 del
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Watched "To Live and Die in L.A.

Peak L.A. vistas and basically all white except for some 'brothas' playing villains. Realistic to the core, this moofie was as thrilling as it was Kino.

Much better than the immature pap usually shilled as 'fun' on this tired bants board by a bunch of degenerates.


NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.575699 del
Night TabthaNEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.575700 del
I am withholding judgment on this new meme. It might have potential.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.575701 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.575702 del
I do not need to uphold judgment on that meme. Shit meme.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.575703 del

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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.575707 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.575708 del
This taiwanese NEET seems very judgemental.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.575709 del
And did Possum once not say Judge not lest ye be Judge Dredd?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.575710 del
I would be on the edge if China was going to reclaim my arse.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.575711 del
That doesn't sound like something he would say.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.575712 del
He may have been drunk at the time.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.575713 del
Fair point.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.575714 del
Bad gas as well as indigestion.
I shouldn't have eaten those 5 packs of made in China black and gold brand chicken flavour instant noodles.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.575715 del
Msg overdose

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.575716 del
Goodbye NEET

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.575717 del
He would never.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.575718 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.575719 del
Nighty night NEETs.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.575720 del
He is pure and innocent like a snowflake falling from the sky.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.575721 del
Good night my love.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.575722 del
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The rest of us will be in a minute.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.575723 del
Big final quarter coming up in the footy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.575724 del
We thought it was a snowflake but it turned out to be the frozen discharge from an aeroplane toilet.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.575725 del
Go the crows.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.575726 del
They all look so happy. I wish I could be happy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.575727 del
They played earlier. Three goals to Big Tex.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.575728 del
Wonder if FIFO is watching the derby.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.575729 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.575730 del
You could try ffprobe to get data of both files and compare. I dunno if it would be any help however.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.575731 del
Exciting finish to the footy.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.575732 del
carn the wotsits

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.575733 del
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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.575734 del
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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.575735 del
So you can go to Brisbane for other reasons, just not for your NEET friends.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.575736 del
Got home from the wage.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.575737 del
That's a late wage

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.575738 del
Tough day at the wage?

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.575739 del
bloody wagies

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.575740 del
Yeah, bit late.
Was a good shift though.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.575741 del
Want to get my boong on but I'm a bit tired already.
Might need to force it.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.575742 del
Alone on the Gen

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.575743 del

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.575744 del
Back at it in the gym

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.575745 del
can't sleep

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.575746 del
disregard sleep, acquire coffee instead

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.575747 del
might cook some greasy food for breakfast and do a little programming

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.575748 del
Morning NEET
two eggs and 2 rashers bacon thanks.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.575749 del
Thank (You)



>Was a good shift though.
Compliant VIM?

>acquire coffee instead

Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.575750 del
The Communists are busy today.

>analysis: What if what we find so unsettling about China is not that it is so different, but that it's so like us?
>>By Stan Grant

>Blockade Australia shut down Sydney with climate change protests. Now they're fighting arrests in court
>>Mali Cooper has travelled to Sydney from flood-devastated Lismore.
>>"I've watched mass devastation happen up there this year with two one in 100-year floods that have happened. This is climate change. It is here. It is happening now."
>>Behind Mali, a man is approaching her car window. Her camera captures him leaning in … his face distorted with fury.
>>"You're fking everyone's day up, you dumb ct. Get the fk out of the way. You fing selfish c**t."

That last sympathetic quote was an incident from this video:

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.575751 del
>Trump 'shattering' fundraising records following FBI raid, son claims
>>Breaking: DonaldJTrump.com is shattering all fundraising records and I’m told has raised more money in the past 24 hours than ever before in recent history!" Trump's son announced on Twitter. "The American people are pissed!"

>Trump's lawyer told the DOJ in June that ALL classified documents at Mar-a-Lago had been returned to the government - sparking FBI raid
>>One of the lawyers working for Former President Donald Trump signed a written statement in June confirming that all classified material had been returned to the government.
>>Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home this week was raided by the FBI after authorities claim that the former president held onto a trove of classified documents after leaving office.

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.575752 del
>Life expectancy in liver cirrhosis is highly influenced by the level of liver damage. Most studies have reported that liver cirrhosis is associated with a reduced life expectancy.
>The person is categorized as follows based on this score:
>>People with cirrhosis in Class A have the best prognosis, with a life expectancy of 15 to 20 years.
>>People with cirrhosis in Class B are still healthy, with a life expectancy of 6 to 10 years. As a result, these people have plenty of time to seek sophisticated therapy alternatives such as a liver transplant.
>>People with cirrhosis in Class C have the worst prognosis, with a life expectancy ranging from one to three years.

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NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.575754 del
Had a wild one at the strippers last night neets. Got heavily gooned

NEET 08/13/2022 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.575755 del
Big donation to her?

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