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NEET General #648 - Perconf on bifddirs Edition NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No. 661480
Have any of you NEETs ever gone out herding mongs but been so drunk and unprofessional that the mong had to herd you home?

Old Thread: >>660491


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.661503 del
An N64 game would cost $100 back then.
An N64 game cost $190 today.
How retarded am I?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.661513 del
sometimes you herd the mong
sometimes the mong herds you


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.661522 del
I had to do all the red words


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.661523 del
No happy birthday edition for me?
Dogs


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.661524 del
>>661523
If we rip through this one tonight you can have one.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.661525 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.661526 del
Cruisey calmed down after he had that wank in the toilet stall.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.661527 del
>>661522
Did they really have to be done?
Food for thought.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.661528 del


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.661529 del
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>>661523
I'll buy you a birthday cake


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.661530 del
>>661527
NEET Rituals Must be Completed.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.661531 del
>>661528
Oh hello m8, how are things going?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.661532 del
>>661528
Didn't you crash your car and die?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.661533 del
>>661529
Tub of icecream and some nanas apple pies too


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.661534 del
>>661533
I like the apple crumble trays
I eat them cold in summer


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.661535 del
Fu cking hrell.
Bit boongd


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.661536 del
>>661535
Have a choof


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.661537 del


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.661538 del
I ate a whole pizza should I eat some chocolate cake too?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.661539 del
>>661537
He's fisting him good


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.661540 del
>>661538
Yes. A meal is not complete without dessert.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.661541 del
I want chocolate cake now.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.661543 del
Might watch some tv
G'night NEETs


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.661544 del
>>661543
Good night.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.661545 del
>>661543
I'm going to coles


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.661546 del
>cruisey goes to get wanked off by a gook but she sends the white guy


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.661547 del
Back from wage.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.661548 del
Only drove up the curb at 80 twice.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.661549 del
What a piece of shit.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.661550 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.661551 del
>>661550
I was the life of yhe party
I bet half of them dont tell yjeir bfs thsat TY hey had a bloke wALjjk thenm rtoo ghw loo while holding their hips down the stairs.
Sluts want thr cockl


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.661552 del
Nah. I wqs just friendly.
High fivrs and side hop hugs.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.661553 del
Hip hugs.
Like what Nuro gets
When youre one of yhe girlz


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.661554 del
Nuro is the gay dude in the lesbian crowd.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.661555 del
Everyone has gone to bed.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.661556 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.661557 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.661558 del
morning boys


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.661559 del
>>661558
mording


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.661560 del
>>661559
morning m8


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.661561 del
>>661560
henlo to you back


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.661562 del
>tfw you will never go to high school with angelina jolie


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.661563 del
>>661503
The games and console was good.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.661564 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.661565 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.661566 del
>>661529
That chocolate Bavarian looks good.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.661567 del
>>661523
Happy birthday.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.661568 del
I hope Cruisey feels an appropriate level of shame when he wakes up today.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.661569 del
>>661558
>>661559
>>661560
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.661570 del
>>661568
I hope he tells us more about the bifddirs.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.661571 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.661573 del
>>661570
>bifddirs
>covfefe


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.661574 del
>>661573
I would perconf on both going past me.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.661575 del
did cruisey disgrace himself last night?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.661576 del
>>661575
He kept to promise of sobriety >>661273


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.661577 del
>>661575
Go back over the photos and posts around them in the previous thread.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.661578 del
Nadia didn't submit an article yesterday.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.661579 del
>>661578
She probably went home with Cruisey


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.661581 del


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.661582 del
garn woolies to get some executive neet treats, you neets want anything?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.661583 del
Yesterday in Bunnings I went to buy a $6 tube of PVA glue because the tube I had was really old and gummy. Bill was all "save your money, I have about a litre at home". I put a post-it note on the doughnuts saying "PVA glue".
He forgot the glue.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.661584 del
>>661582
One executive treat please.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.661585 del
>>661583
>He forgot the glue.
Billed


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.661586 del
>>661583
I like Bunnings return policy. I always buy too many things and then return the excess products unopened when the work is done. It costs a return trip but having the excess on hand can speed up the work when you have help by not doing the trip on the day.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.661587 del
>>661586
Yes, they've been pretty good are refunding things I didn't end up needing.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.661588 del
back on the midnight broadcast videos, I need to stop


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.661589 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.661590 del
>>661589
Made me smile.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.661591 del
It's not meant to be 28 degrees at 6:30


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.661592 del
>>661583
Bill needs a herder.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.661593 del
Good morning NEETs.

Happy birthday FIFO.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.661594 del
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Happy Birthday NEET


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.661596 del
>wonder how much chinky fifo's gonna do today


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.661597 del
Used the nail gun without hurting myself


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.661598 del
>>661563
the only n64 game I remember playing was ocarina of time


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.661600 del
>>661597
Good work, king


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.661602 del
I hate it when my turban falls in the witchetty grub curry


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.661603 del
I think I wiped my arse properly this time


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.661604 del
>>661597
Always a good start to the day.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.661605 del
>>661598
Was that the game with the tooty magical shell? That was for homos.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.661606 del
>>661593
G'morning NEET
>>661597
Well done NEET.

Happy Birthday FIFO, what you got planned?


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.661607 del


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.661609 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.661610 del
This woman walks around with the energy of a crack head


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.661611 del
>>661610
Steal her crack.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.661612 del
>>661609
Wanna cuddle.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.661613 del
Got a slight headache.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.661614 del
Low energy


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.661615 del
Sore arse


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.661616 del
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Lunch


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.661617 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.661618 del
>>661617
I'm not sure, but I think that may be what healthy food looks like.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.661619 del
>>661592
If only a responsible herder, like Fifo, was available.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.661620 del
I burped and it tasted like my vitamin pill


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.661621 del
i can hear bill snapping wood of some sort
this will not be good


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.661622 del
NO BILL NO WHY BILL WHY


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.661623 del
oh christ he's got the builder's bog out


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.661624 del
>>661623
Is he putting the snapped wood back together?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.661625 del
How big was cruisey's mong entourage last night? Was he rolling 20 deep like the song?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.661626 del
Mongtourage


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.661627 del
NEETs may be pleased to know that we seem to be the only google result for "Perconf on bifddirs".


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.661628 del
>>661624
It would appear he snapped the bottom six inches or so of veneer off the bathroom door (it had a bunch of vertical cracks) and has replaced it with bog.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.661629 del
>>661627
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Canberra, a highly classified supercomputer is trying to decode the string.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.661630 del
>>661628
That is a large section to bog


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.661631 del
>>661630
it sure as fuck isn't what I'd have done


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.661632 del
>>661629
Google translate says it is Indonesian and translates it to Perconf on bifddirs in English.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.661633 del
>>661616
Good spread.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.661634 del
I am glad I made timber patches for the old lock mortices myself.
If he even glances at that nail gun, I'll drop him preemptively.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.661635 del
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Tonight's feature film will be the sci-fi horror masterpiece Alien (1979), directed by Ridley Scott, starring Sigourney Weaver and and bunch of brits who were only famous because they appeared in this one film. 7pm on womboflix.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.661636 del
>>661631
You need to communicate with him better. It is your house. You should discuss what he is doing and any alternatives.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.661637 del
>>661635
>female main character


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.661638 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.661639 del
>>661637
She's got small boobs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.661641 del
I used to watch so many alien and predator movies that I had dreams about them. I would frequently dream that xenomorphs had taken over my school. One day I'm going to make a level based on my school for an aliens vs predator game.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.661642 del
>>661625
If you look at the photos of the event on instagram or twitter etc you could probably spot them


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.661643 del
>>661641
I had alien dreams for a while when I played the aliens vs predator vidya a lot.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.661644 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.661645 del
>>661638
me behind the tree


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.661646 del
>>661645
Smart NEET


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.661647 del
The ABC is now calling it "Türkiye"


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.661648 del
Breakiye


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.661649 del
jarfles for breakiye


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.661650 del
>>661638
That is a good Pepe image.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.661651 del
Got the engagement party on tonight. Not looking forward to it.
I shouldn't drink too much as I'll be catching the midnight train back to Davo but at the same time I'll be anxious and very tempted to get on the dytandos.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.661652 del
Catch the bus from lizbef, dont walk around broadmeadows at that time.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.661653 del
>>661651
You will fit right in being drunk on the midnight train to Davo.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.661654 del
>>661652
He needs a mong entourage to keep him safe


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.661655 del
Just got lectured to about alcoholism by a mong.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.661656 del
>>661655
/ausneets/


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.661657 del
>>661654
He does.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.661658 del
>>661652
>Catch the bus from lizbef
Why is that? To get dropped off on Peachy? I got offered a room for free in someone else's hotel room so I might take that and just stay in the city overnight.
>broadmeadows
Yeah, some badhome left a needle, some tape from a VHS cassette, and a bunch of blood at the train station there. Seemingly they used the tape to tie off their arm.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.661659 del
>>661657
That could be a new business venture for you, rent out mong bodyguards.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.661661 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.661662 del
>>661658
Yeah, better off on peachy than walking from the station.
Id stay in the city if i wasyou.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.661664 del
>>661662
Righto, I will.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.661665 del
>>661663
I wonder if Putin would be interested in renting a Mong Battalion or two.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.661666 del
>>661663
Good improvement.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.661667 del
Listened to a comfy busker. Had an instant. Things are good


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.661668 del
>>661667
>Things are good
Coherent.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.661669 del
Witnesses several people who are always angry and never comfy. The old lady who pretends she wants to buy things just to be rude to wagies, the waggie who is angry whenever people buy things, the senior wagie who is angry he can't sell anything.

If the old lady bought something from the senior wagie and nobody bought anything from the junior wagie they could have all been comfy.

I also witnessed two birds fighting over a chip, which neither bird actually ate. Then a pidgeon walks up and eats the chip.

There are three greats, the pidgeon which doesn't fight but gets the chip, the busker who doesn't work but gets paid, and the neet who needs nothing and therefore has all things.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.661670 del
>>661669
Have a big feed of beans.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.661671 del
>>661669
The pigeon,the busker and the neet are all smelly.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.661672 del
>>661655
Mongs know best.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.661673 del
>>661670
I have made a large volume of pea soup, all its well.
>>661671
For what other purpose were you given a nose? To escape suffering you must know the smell without smelling, and proceed neither smelling nor smelling.
Imagine the smell


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.661674 del
>>661655
You are an absolute disgrace. You better have been joking about drink driving home last night. Fucking disgusting.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.661675 del
Just got lectured to about being a mong by an alcoholic.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.661676 del
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Have you ever taken any ninjutsu lessons neets? I need details.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.661677 del
>>661676
I'd probably give that guy some coins for the laugh


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.661678 del
Went to Cafe de Vilis with Bill.
Took the Corvette out of storage to mog him (and because it has an appointment tomorrow).
He's playing with builder's bog again.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.661680 del
>>661676
who even offers $4 karate lessons? it seems very cheap


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.661681 del
>>661679
put a pepe face on that and we've got a new edition image


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.661682 del
>>661680
The global financial crisis is even effecting the ninja economy.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.661683 del
>>661676
I've watched Jackie chan movies so that should count.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.661684 del
>>661678
One day Bill will bog the vette.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.661685 del
>>661683
he does chink martial arts, we need a neet with jap ninja skills


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>>661678
>Took the Corvette out of storage to mog him


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.661688 del
>>661686
That could have been altered so easily a few months ago.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.661689 del
>>661679
Well memed.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.661691 del
Nuro eats shit
Low quality goading


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.661693 del
Imagine if Bill was one of the unnamed NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.661694 del
>>661693
With Bill's overall progress, I am starting to wonder if he's real.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.661695 del
Woed


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.661697 del
>>661695
Whyfore woed?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.661698 del
If it is FIFO's birthday I hope he's having a good day.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.661699 del
>>661697
Went to a social thing on Friday. Almost all the guys I knew with their gfs. Was too much of a sperg to make any meaningful conversation, just felt like a dead weight, as if people were waiting for me to leave so they could go talking normally.
Woed about my shitty vocabulary and poor memory of my childhood, something I've been dwelling on lately. I can't remember anything particularly good or bad, I just know some things that happened
Mummybot being passive aggressive and condescending of my NEETness.


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>>661699
Iktf mate, I hope you feel better soon, maybe avoid mummybot for a while if you can.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.661701 del
>>661696
evil Dan


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.661702 del
>>661698
I bet he's gonna OD on chinky and booze and wind up in hospital with more heart problems


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.661703 del
I had a nap earlier where I dreamt that I was part of a colonial British family in an alternative history where India was still occupied and I had an Indian maid who had to fold laundry while naked


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.661704 del
>>661699
Memory loss is very common for people who have suffered childhood trauma. Some people can literally count their childhood memories on one hand.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.661705 del
>>661702
>more heart problems
The prophesied second heart attack?
I hope it is a long way off still.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.661706 del
>>661699
>Mummybot being passive aggressive and condescending of my NEETness.
Remind her that if we are a product of our environments and upbringings then your failures are her fault. If on the other hand a parent can't influence a child's nature through words and actions, then there's no logic in her complaining about how you are.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.661707 del
Might be norty soon. Bit o racism, some swears, maybe a slanderous statement about Possum.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.661708 del
>>661707
will be indistinguishable from a typical ausneets post


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.661709 del
>>661703
That sounds like a good dream.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.661710 del
Possum once told me I was looking for love in all the wrong places then we had a drink then it all got a bit blurry and now my bottom hurts.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.661711 del
>>661710
Sounds like a good night.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.661712 del
I liked the stern words Possum had for Cruisey earlier.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.661713 del
bill has taken an earlier minute
made him drive me to the bottle-o and I got us both a longneck of bundy and coke


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.661714 del
>>661710
Lucky NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.661715 del
>>661713
Don't let him near the bog if he's had a drink


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.661716 del
>>661713
The old sugarcane champagne.
Are you sitting around drinking while he's working?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.661717 del
>>661716
no, he's gone home for the day
he was here at 7.30am
i do other tasks while he's painting or patching


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.661718 del
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At the hotel. Hideous art as always. Going to have lunch with some people and then go to the engagement party. Didn't shave but I probably should've.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.661719 del
>>661718
That is bad art


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.661720 del
>>661718
>Didn't shave but I probably should've.
you're going to give some girl beard rash on her bagina


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.661721 del
>>661718
yeah toss those out the window if it opens


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.661722 del
>>661718
Have a good time.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.661723 del
>>661720
I was worried I'd look like o was trying too hard but now I look like I'm not trying hard enough. Woe. This must be how chicks feel all the time.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.661724 del
>>661723
I'm sure you look fine. Don't stress about it.
When I was fanging it down Peachy Rd in the vette I was looking for joggers to shout at in case it was you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.661725 del
>>661708
Many such cases.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.661726 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.661728 del
>>661726
It's that other Frank you have to worry about.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.661729 del
might have a poo


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.661730 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.661732 del
I wish someone had helped me with my dog photograph eye issue.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.661733 del
>>661731
I sure am glad the police found that poster of pistols, that's one more menace off our streets.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.661734 del
>>661732
woe is life


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.661735 del
>>661732
I helped someone once and then they came around later on and did a poo on my driveway.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.661736 del
>>661732
post the photograph?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.661738 del
>>661736
Maybe he poked the dog in the eye with a photograph and it's become an issue between them.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.661739 del
>>661699
Some of my childhood memories, I can only remember in third person.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.661740 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.661741 del
>>661739
I have that too, I always wondered if it's from being told the story and making the memory.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.661742 del
>>661718
That is terrible art.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.661743 del
>>661741
Either way they cant be real.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.661744 del
Going to flush the tomatoes tomorrow, they are very fat and starting to fall over a lot.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.661745 del
flush my tomatoes daddy uwu


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.661746 del
>>661737
Thank you that might do the trick.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.661747 del
Extreme anxiety caused by paper work i don't understand


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.661748 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.661749 del
>>661747
>iktf bro
The solution that's worked for me is to drop out of life and do nothing for years


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.661750 del
>>661747
If the paperwork is too dificult they don't want you to do it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.661751 del
>>661747
Ask for help.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.661752 del
>>661744
They are exec tomatoes.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.661753 del
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Alien (1979) will be screening in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.661754 del
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>>661753
It looks like it might frighten me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.661755 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.661756 del
Doing that poo


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.661757 del
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Had lunch, at the place. Open bar. Oriental staff. What should I order?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.661758 del
>>661757
Springies.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.661759 del
>>661757
A shoe shine


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.661760 del
>>661754
You will enjoy the fright.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.661761 del
>>661757
>Oriental staff. What should I order?
Beat me to it >>661758


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.661762 del
>>661757
Sweet and sour and a happy ending.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.661763 del
>>661757
Is the girl who has the feet in the picture hot?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.661764 del
>>661757
Dominos


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.661765 del
That looks like a brothel to me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.661766 del
>>661765
You’d know


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.661767 del
>>661763
Oui. Off limits for the likes of you however. Might gar a G&T. Already a bit done in on the Coopers at rhe previous place.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.661768 del
>>661766
I wouldn't have said it if I didn't would I?, use your brain you silly NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.661769 del
>>661767
Perconf on bifdders.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.661770 del
>>661767
>the likes of you however
Wow. Very rude.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.661771 del
>>661767
Post a full picture of her or we will be nasty to you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.661772 del
>>661769
Cruisey always posts his bifdders.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.661773 del
>>661772
Even when he has to suffer by falling over, bless him.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.661774 del
>>661773
He suffers for our enjoyment as a good NEET should.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.661775 del
I bet she's wearing a tiny red dress with whoreish shoes like that.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.661776 del
Ants everywhere inside again. On the dog's food bowl.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.661777 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.661778 del
>>661776
Many such ants, woe.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.661779 del
>>661771
Find your own bifdder to perconf on m8.
Garn G&T.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.661780 del
>tfw no bifddirs
I can type it without checking the spelling now lol


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.661781 del
>>661767
>Might gar a G&T
get a lemonade necxt drink, you want to last the night


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.661782 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.661783 del
Still thinking about the pidgeon


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.661784 del
>>661782
Dirty bifddirs


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.661785 del
People arriving in large numbers. Not drunk enough. Garn get on the whiskey soon.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.661786 del
>>661785
Don't get messy like Cruisedog please.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.661787 del
>>661780
All NEETs should learn it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.661788 del
>>661785
Get messy like Cruisedog please.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.661789 del
>>661786
Maybe we'll end up ik the same drunk taknke for some hot neet sex!


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.661790 del
>this ones been giving you trouble ay?
>throw him in ... with the NEETs


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.661791 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.661792 del
>>661776
Lots of tiny ones about h3re


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.661793 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.661794 del
Want to see fifo getting messy.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.661795 del
Her dress us black and very whoreish.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.661797 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.661798 del
>>661795
ask her why she is wearing stupid clumpy boots


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.661799 del
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Movie in 10 minutes neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.661800 del
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DavoNEET so busy being a social butterfly that he didn't notice the new Olive post.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.661801 del
>>661800
Yeah that's a man.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.661802 del
hello sirs


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.661803 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.661804 del
>>661803
Ever read the Crossed series? Not worth it for the most part


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.661805 del
>>661804
Yeah, The first book is good and a few others but most of it was torture porn.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.661806 del
>>661800
>didn't post for like 3 weeks.i was doing nothing
Sounds like a neet.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.661807 del
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Get in here neets, we're implanting alien parasites in people: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.661808 del
>>661807
I'd implant Olive


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.661809 del
Portuguese chicken with mushrooms and spinach.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.661810 del
>>661808
orally?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.661811 del
>>661810
Butt babbys


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.661812 del
>>661811
That's how black people are born.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.661813 del
>>661812
Olive is the mother of negroes?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.661814 del
>>661813
Wouldn't be surprised.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.661815 del
>>661800
He's handsome as ever.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.661816 del
im am imbreb


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.661817 del
>>661816
imbreb bifddir


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.661818 del
>>661817
burrrrrr


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.661819 del
I might invade Haiti.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.661820 del
>>661819
You should set more reasonable goals for yourself. Like making better quality posts.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.661821 del
I might have a coffee.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.661822 del
>>661820
Better than making whiny posts like yourself.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.661824 del
>>661823
>Nadia Bokody


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.661825 del
>>661819
Two coconuts please.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.661826 del
>>661823
Average female victim bullshit. God I hate women


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.661827 del
i'm a little stinker


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.661828 del
>>661827
you have a smelly bum


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.661829 del
>>661828
buying more onions tomorrow


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.661830 del
Impossibly woed
Think its slight benzo withdrawal


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.661831 del
>>661830
push through it


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.661832 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.661835 del
FYI on cytube users can right click on names in the list and select "ignore user".


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.661836 del
>>661835
Flurp Yurp Irp.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.661837 del
>>661835
Just get rid of it, it will stick around longer if you encourage it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.661839 del
I had to pay $5.99 for my speech.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.661840 del
What's the deal with airline food?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.661841 del
>>661838
>free speech does not matter anymore
Open a new board and tell your speech.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.661842 del
He actually thinks his threats of violence, spamming and attention whoring are covered by 'free speech' on a private website 🤭


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.661843 del
It's funny how often the complete arsehole nobody wants around is the one ranting about free speech.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.661844 del
You dumb niggers let some trolls fool you into thinking public masturbation does not matter anymore


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.661845 del
>>661844
Public masturbation is protected under the UN charter of human rights.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.661846 del
>>661845
Did anyone stop the boongs from having a wank before the white devils landed here?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.661847 del
>>661846
Public masturbation is just another thing us whoite carnts stole from their proud culture.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.661848 del
>>661847
worshipping the waggyl


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.661850 del
>>661849
He never threatened you, he just wanted you to pull your head in and act reasonably. I can understand how that might seem like a threat to you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.661851 del
>>661850
>he just wanted you to pull your head in and act reasonably
What an unreasonable thing to ask.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.661852 del
might have some water and go to bed


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.661853 del
Cheers bros


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.661854 del
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>>661853
Cheers birthday boy.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.661856 del
>>661853
Based.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.661857 del
>>661854
Thanks kind neet


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.661858 del
>>661855
Go away, nobody wants you here
How can you not understand this at this stage?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.661859 del
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>>661853
Happy birthday NEET


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.661860 del
>>661853
Cheers.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.661861 del
>>661850
Do you want the screenshot where you told him to just leave here for a few weeks or else you would ban him ?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.661862 del
>>661853
Where’s your bike faggot ?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.661863 del
So the NEET at the chinese brothel wasn't FIFO then?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.661864 del
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The spare key for my unit got washed away in the rain (burried in dirt gutter), and I can't find anywhere else to hide my spare key. I live in Townsville, filled with people trying to break into houses. It may also have been stolen but I haven't been broken into so I think not.

Are "key safes" secure for spare keys? Or should I burry my spare key again but this time in a container so it's harder to get washed away and easier to find?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.661865 del
>>661861
Fuck off spammer. Go back to stalking teenage boys on discord you dumb fat toiletsleeping nigger


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.661866 del
Has it's brain broken?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.661867 del
>>661864
Why not carry the key around your neck?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.661868 del
>>661864
I don't have any advice for you NEET. I don't know what the best thing to do would be.
I probably would not hide a spare key at all.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.661869 del
>>661861
I'm not the BO.
>>661853
Hope you had a good one.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.661870 del
>>661864
key safes are a bad idea, as is "hiding" a spare anywhere on your property
put it on a string around your neck, or around the belt loop on your pants and put the other end in your pocket or something


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.661871 del
>>661864
Have you got a herder you could give the spare key to?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.661872 del
I hid my keys in my foreskin along with my wallet and phone.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.661873 del
>>661872
cheesey keys


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.661874 del
>>661873
I wash my penis.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.661875 del
>>661830
make sure you taper off rather than stopping suddenly, unless you want brain damage


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.661876 del
>>661874
Well done.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.661877 del
>>661874
I bet you have vibrate set on maximum


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.661878 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.661879 del
>>661878
Biffdirs love it when you phone them


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.661880 del
>>661867
I'm already doing that, but what about the spare key? What if I forget the neck key at home by accident one morning when I have a really shit sleep?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.661882 del
>>661880
Superglue the spare key to your leg


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.661883 del
>>661868
>>661870
>>661871
I was always told growing up spare keys were the norm. Do most people not have spare keys? Was I lied to?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.661884 del
>>661883
I have a spare key with the 80 year old lady down the road.
She's nice and I doubt she could rob me even if she wanted to.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.661885 del
>>661864
Of course they're safe goy, nobody could ever figure out how to open one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l2LvDHobpNc [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.661886 del
>>661884
What if she dies and you can't get your key off her?!


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.661887 del
>>661880
Banks use to store things a long time ago if you're in one location and pretend that it's a stack of important documents in a envelope. I have no clue otherwise.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.661888 del
>>661886
I know her son, I have his number in case she gets ill.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.661889 del
>>661888
What if he's out of town on a mission for the CIA?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.661890 del
>>661889
Then i'll have to kick my window in and get it fixed.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.661891 del
He is actually an underwater surveyor or geologist or some shit
But he rarely goes underwater


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.661892 del
>>661864
>people trying to break into houses
white mef heads or boongs?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.661893 del
>>661891
I went underwater once. The doctor told my mum it led to minor brain damage.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.661894 del
>>661893
You're perfectly fine as is NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.661895 del
>>661893
That doctors a big old poof you're fine NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.661896 del
Kay's Cooking is triggering me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.661897 del
>>661894
>>661895
I actually did get tested to see if I was retarded when I was little.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.661898 del
>>661883
Why are you losing your keys so often that you need a spare under the doormat? I think I lost my house keys once when I was 13 and I’m a lot older than that now.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.661899 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.661900 del
>>661897
The tests came back negative no doubt.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.661901 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.661902 del
>>661897
And you got maximum points on the retard test?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.661903 del
>>661899
>>661900
I didn't get kept back so I mustn't be, no DSP for me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.661904 del
>>661892
boongs


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.661905 del
>>661902
Rude neet.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.661906 del
>>661903
Ripped off, one test away from the holy grail.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.661907 del
>>661902
If I was smart enough back then I would have made sure I did.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.661908 del
>>661903
even people with no legs struggle to get on DSP. They make you see a psychiatrist to evaluate you


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.661909 del
>>661908
It'd be hard to get past that pajeet security guard with no legs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.661911 del
>>661910
Yet there are aspies with it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.661912 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.661913 del
Going to cut wood near Fally until gym time.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.661914 del
>>661913
Based give me all your armour and I’ll put gold trim on them for free ;^)


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.661915 del
>>661914
Not falling for that again.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.661916 del
The whole system is like this. People who know how to scam the system and exaggerate their symptoms get it easily, while the humble blind mind gets nothing. Not just DSP but other stuff like DVA payments is like this too.

At least he's still got his dog


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.661917 del
>>661916
>At least he's still got his dog
He’s in WA, so there’s a chance Fifo will eat it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.661918 del
>>661908
Go for the triple amputation. Anything's better than getting a job.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.661919 del
we have multiple neets on here who have dsp, but I can't remember what they get it for


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.661920 del
Started a book yesterday and almost half way through it already. It's only 294 pages but that's still really fast for me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.661921 del
>>661919
Posting on here


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.661922 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to the screening of Alien, a movie that I've seen many times but which never fails to fascinate me.
As most people know, the movie was directed by Ridley Scott (only his 2nd movie) and the creature designs done by Swiss artist HR Giger. The story was written by a guy called Dan O'Bannon, who went on to write a bunch of mostly unsuccessful screenplays. The creature was inspired by real-life species of parasitic wasps that lay their eggs inside living caterpillars. I've always suspected that O'Bannon and Ridley Scott are secretly right wingers who laced their movie with anti-immigration metaphors, but nobody else does. The stuntman inside the suit was a 7 foot tall ultra skinny nigerian dude.

The story of Alien is highly derivative of several previous sci-fi films, although you probably haven't seen them - Planet of the Vampires, It! The Terror from Beyond Space and The Thing from Another World.

Anyway, next week - Aliens


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.661923 del
>>661920
good book?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.661924 del
>>661922
Thank you for putting on the moofie for us ProjectionistNEET. You do good work and we appreciate you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.661925 del
>>661924
You're welcome. I do what I can.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.661926 del
>>661922
Yeah, thanks NEET


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.661927 del
>>661923
The Postman. Pretty good, power was out due to maintenance for most of the day so I spent a lot of it just reading. Has a Kevin Costner movie adaptation.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.661928 del
Charlieissocoollike has trooned out.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.661929 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.661930 del
We need a NEET to learn the saxophone.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.661931 del
I committed a citizen's arrest on a jaywalker once.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.661932 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.661933 del
>Joe Pesci is in Lethal Weapon 3 as well


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.661934 del
>>661922
>nigerian
>not using superior Ugandan Wakaliwood actors


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.661935 del
>>661853
Unna.
Hope you're having a good one.
Happy birthday.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.661936 del
Been edging for an hour


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.661937 del
>>661936
You better not have been reading my posts while doing that. I did not consent.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.661938 del
>>661936
Don't you dare think about his arse.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.661939 del
Tfw still on the standards


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.661940 del
>>661935
Thankyou handsome Neet


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.661941 del
>>661939
Back on the zeros tomorrow.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.661942 del
>>661941
Sounds like a good plan soberneet.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.661943 del
Trying to figure out all that first cousin once removed bullshit. Seems my cousin that I assumed was my third cousin is my second cousin. Her mum is my mum's cousin, making her mum my first cousin once removed. This shit is retarded.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.661944 del
>>661943
Don't marry your cousin NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.661945 del
>>661943
Your first cousins are the children of your Aunts and uncles. The children of your first cousins are your first cousins once removed. People think those are second cousins but they're not.
The children of your first cousins once removed are your first cousins twice removed. And so on unto infinity.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.661947 del
>>661946
Unless she's cute.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.661948 del
Don’t mean to attention seek but I’m feeling quite woe’d bros


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.661949 del
>>661948
What's up NEET?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.661950 del
>>661948
Unburden yourself NEET. what is going on?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.661951 del
>>661947
I don't have cute family.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.661952 del
I haven’t been browsing very regularly these days. I used to be an expert in monk lore. I know he’s in Wagga. Is he waging or still on the standards?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.661953 del
>>661949
>>661950
Well I recently read drama of the gifted child and realised how fucked my personality is. Basically I have no ego to handle day to day shit so I just get traumatised by the smallest behaviours from other, complete strangers. So really I have no hope for the future, because I’ll never be able to have a relationship with a woman, and I’ll never be able to have friends. Sorry for attention seeking but I’ve got no where else to say this.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.661954 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.661955 del
Decided to leave early bec7ase the open bar f8n8shed. On the davo trai. Haf a good chat with a girl there. She was some mong handler. Did sign language interpewtatop. Find it kind of hot. Not on pervert way. Hust ryay she is kind and sonppqsionate and patient Sbe had a boyfriend there wh8ch terminated tu8ngs. The one time I have the balls to talk to a girl like that and she has a boyfriend. Ther3 was anoth3r girl looking at me a lot but I was too distr3ss2s by her 2ufewt girl to talk to her. Briefly was feel8ngnuptur inn34 of ja oriental gi4ltheree. Evrfykne was smashed exp3ct the woman with the baby. Much nhripping of the bannister due to the stairs and the open bar.
Many people settling down from things I never got into into first palec3.
Mostly drank gin and ciee4. Rotates a bit on whiskey and tuisbm funny cherry veer they gad. Very fruity but not rat. Ad. Somewhat wood. Had some people to talk to so I got off my phone pretty quick. Ikl probably been too engrossed for a proper update or anything tomorrow. Full of piss.
Got really emotional arguing with g4annyvot a our mummybots treatment of me and domestic violence stuff with fatherbot. Had a brief cry but drowned it in more gin. Train is rather quiet. Walk home should be fine. I have my jnif3 with me.
Gf2o23 not of to a good start 2ith 5gqt girl. Not sure how to feel. I could hear boongs q5 h52 t3ain star89b again. Police were there by the ca4s but I could only see one.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.661956 del
>>661955
This is hard to read


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.661957 del
>>661939
Good shit cuzzy


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.661958 del
>>661956
O am sorry neet. I am not cruisey levels pf messed up but 8 suspect I am close and I'm typing ona phone. What do 6ou jot understand?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.661959 del
>>661940
Are you flirting with me?
How many beers in are you?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.661960 del
>>661943
I thought that was 3rd


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.661961 del
>>661953
Yes it is difficult to accept that the damage done to us is permanent. We spend many years making plans to fix ourselves. But you can't unscramble an egg.
Just know that you are not alone.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.661962 del
>>661952
Hes been sober for almost 2 months.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.661963 del
>>661952
My understanding is he is on cenno and still off the standards. 46 days I think.
He has been irritating the NEETs with his bad attitude towards his motherbot who took him in. Also he will not post the sarong photos for Cruisey.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.661964 del
>>661961
Thankyou I needed to hear something like that.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.661965 del
>>661955
Get off at lizbef and get a bus.
Dont take your knife to the cbd.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.661966 del
>>661961
Together, you can make an omelette.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.661967 del
>>661965
I'm heading from the cbd to Davoren Park. At Salisbury.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.661968 del
>>661967
So get off at lizbef and get the 224


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.661969 del
>>661968
Give him a lift home


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.661970 del
>>661969
Im thinking about it.
Davo at night can be sketchy.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.661971 del
I can run fast and far. I've been t4ainig for years. I'll be fine.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.661972 del
Im the cunt in the suv with pump up the jam blaring.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.661973 del
>>661971
Youre fine once you get to the carrawara


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.661974 del
Grabbing my arse from a weird angle. Excitement for both parties.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.661975 del
I cannot sympathise with NEETs who fuck up their phone typing while gooned. I'm a flawless typist even while boongin.

>>661953
Suffering the same feel today

>>661952
Off the standards, not wageing. Waiting for my big 2k+ cenno payout. Considering applying for a bunch of remote jobs but not confident they would last, but hesitant to get a job at aldi or something incase it woes me further. Sobriety has not been as powerful as I had imagined given I have no money and nothing to do


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.661976 del
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All alone here. Trollies are a classic sign of a had h9me area.


connor NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.661977 del
hey cunce
hows it hanging


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.661978 del
>>661976
Make sure you accept a side from a herder blasting loud music and smelling like choof


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.661979 del
>>661974
If you put your arse in the freezer for a while it will feel like someone elses arse.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.661980 del
I hope that NEET is going to get home safely.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.661981 del
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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.661982 del
>>661981
He can outrun a big rape boong like that.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.661983 del
>>661975
Maybe you've never been really drunk.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.661984 del
Garn'a gym, you cunts want nothing aye?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.661985 del
>>661981
He looks like a cuddly fellow.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.661986 del
>>661984
May I have a 30kg weight please.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.661987 del
>>661963
I never asked for the photos.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.661988 del
>>661976
Boonglyf


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.661989 del
>>661987
You do want to see them though don't you?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.661990 del
>>661986
To squat?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.661991 del
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Back home safely. Doors locked. Doh excited. Listening to music. Sobering up I 5hink. Won't drink anymee for tonight.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.661992 del
>>661990
No I just want him to have to carry it home


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.661993 del
>>661991
Doggo thinks you're a boong
Give him a pat


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.661994 del
>>661991
Well done NEET. I'm glad you got home safe. Thank you for letting us know.


connor NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.661995 del
>>661991
good doggo


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.661996 del
>>661989
I was advised of limit restrictions


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.661997 del
>>661991
Good stuff, happy looking dog


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.661998 del
>>661996
No belly dancing?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.661999 del
>>661996
Off limits.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.662000 del
Cruisey would rub his dick on an older woman in a sarong. It is just an instinct for him.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.662001 del
>>662000
He hs the white colonial master mentality.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.662003 del
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Back home safely. Doors locked. Doh excited. Listening to music. Sobering up I 5hink. Won't drink anymee for tonight.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.662004 del
>>662003
Text gield didn't reset.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.662005 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4 [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.662006 del
>>662003
What a nice doggo.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.662007 del
>>662003
What a good boy


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.662008 del
>>662000
Only if the weather suits.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.662009 del
Thinking about doing a last minute bottle run.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.662010 del
>>662009
Think theyll be shut.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.662011 del
>>662010
BWS is open 38 minutes


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.662012 del
Don't wave your hanky at me.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.662013 del
A trailer is out for The Mandalorian Season 3.
I am not feeling it any more though. It has run its course I think. Has become a bit Flanderised. Season 2 wasn't that good.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.662014 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.662015 del
>>662014
Good night


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.662016 del
Good night neets.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.662017 del
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Some photos I took of a spider on the way back from the gym.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.662018 del
>>662017
Did you kill it?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.662019 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.662020 del
>>662019
If i get bitten, its on you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.662021 del
>>662020
heh heh heh


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.662022 del
Getting angry reading about hookup culture and posts by women about their experiences on reddit
Wish I had a normal life and could talk to girls


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.662023 del
mording


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.662024 del
>>662023
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.662025 del
morning bros


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.662026 del
>>662025
Good morning NEET.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.662028 del
Today I'm gonna get my shit together. For real.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.662029 del
>>662028
me too
a bit later


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.662030 del
Fuck, up already. Not much sleep. Lots of lots of grog last night. Not feeling great. Might just take it easy today.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.662031 del
>>662028
Good luck noot.


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NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.662033 del
Good morning sirs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.662034 del
>>662030
Don't just take it easy, take it sleazy as well.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.662035 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.662036 del
Dreams about the jungle


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.662037 del
Don't do this now.
No,no,yes,no,no,goodbye.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.662038 del
Morning


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.662039 del
>>662038
G'morning


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.662040 del
>tfw woke up refreshed at 6am
a good omen for the week


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.662041 del
>>662040
I had quite a good sleep for such a warm night.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.662042 del
>Pedestrian deaths are declining in other states but still rising in the NT, where every victim last year was Aboriginalhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-23/northern-territory-high-rate-aboriginal-pedestrian-fatalities/101809648


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.662043 del
>>662042
>"Then maybe people, they don't look across the road when they get drunk."


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.662044 del
>>662041
do you have air conditioning in your room?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.662045 del
>>662044
Yes but I wake up with dry eyes and nose if I have it on, I usually get the house cold then turn it off in my room.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.662046 del
>>662042
Rock throwing is also a major problem in Darwin.
The boongs throw rocks at cars,houses and people all the time.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.662047 del
>>662045
I see. I've never lived somewhere with AC in my bedroom so I'm unsure if it would dry me out.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.662048 del
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Alright neets, we still need to decide on an Australia Day movie. From the previous round of voting we've come down to 2 movies:

Mad Max 1 (1979)
Wake in Fright (1971)

Pick one


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.662049 del
>>662048
I vote for mad max. Wake in fright would be distressing for some neets.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.662050 del
>>662048
Is Outback and Wake in Fright the same movie?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.662051 del
>>662048
Mad Max.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.662052 del
>>662051
Disregard this vote, I won't be able to watch the movie.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.662053 del
>wake up
>get dressed
For what purpose?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.662054 del
>>662053
So your neighbours don't accidently see your neetstick


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.662055 del
>>662054
What if that is the only thing they have to look forward to.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.662056 del
>>662055
Then he should invite all the NEET lads round and we'll wave them at the window.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.662057 del
I caused a five car pile up with just a banana peel once.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.662058 del
Fuck I hate Apple Maps. If it’s not trying to kill me, it’s taking me to unrelated businesses 7km from my actual destination.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.662059 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:10 [Preview] No.662060 del
>>662057
If you throw pistachio shells out the window you can crash cars in front of you


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.662061 del
About to do my fifth poo. They are basically just wet farts at this point.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.662062 del
>>662061
It's spilling out of you.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.662063 del
>>662061
>fifth poo
I think you have a problem.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.662064 del
>>661955
Goon tax!


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.662065 del
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>>662058
>if it's not trying to kill me
Your only alive because you didn't go to those businesses


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.662066 del


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.662067 del
>>662048
Didn’t we watch Mad Max at a moofie night once before? Or was that a Big Fella screening?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.662068 del
>>661975
> I'm a flawless typist even while boongin.
Do you perconf on bifdders?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.662069 del
>>661991
Good doggo.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.662070 del
>>662048
>Mad Max 1 (1979)
I have seen this at the endcorner.

>Wake in Fright (1971)
I haven't seen this one.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.662071 del
We could watch the mad max with the boong woman and the midget mong if we’ve seen the other one


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.662072 del
Bad Cruisey: Beyond Chunder Cone


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.662073 del
Anyone on the dytandos yet?


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.662074 del
>>662073
Just had some donuts and coffee. Poo time now.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.662075 del
>>662063
Yeah, I'm not usually like this. Just on a massive amount of coffee.
>>662062
Lots of tiny little poos just go shooting out of me. Absolutely god awful smell too. It just hangs in the air, lingering. You can almost chew it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.662076 del
foetid NEET atmosphere


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.662077 del
Going to go shopping. Not taking requests.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.662078 del
>>662077
I'll have a pint thanks.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.662079 del
How long ago did endcorner play mad max 1? I don't remember it.


NEET 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.662080 del
>>662071
>boong woman
tina turner's a negress


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.662081 del
>>662080
She is an ogress


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.662082 del
Anyone that takes those DNA test things is a fucking retard that fell for an obvious glowie trap and also screwed over their relatives, making them a traitor.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.662083 del
>>662075
>Absolutely god awful smell too. It just hangs in the air, lingering. You can almost chew it.
It's haunting you!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.662084 del
>>662077
Zooper Doopers please


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.662085 del
>>662079
Recently or it was womboflix. I remember the Australian scenery and kept commenting on it excessively because it was based.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.662086 del
>>662082
Most of them don't operate in Australia. Unless you have committed the crime in burgerland or have a cousin who tested over there.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.662088 del
Drove all the way to Richmond only to find something didn't fit. Drove all the way back.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.662089 del
>>662088
What didn't fit?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.662090 del
>>662086
Bullshit, Australian authorities have been submitting samples and finding close relatives to the sample here. Been at least one guy done in Adelaide for rapes using it.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.662091 del
>>662089
Donor rims, while mine get refinished.
It'll have to wait now until I've done a couple of club things in the next few weeks.


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.662093 del
Billy just got shot!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.662094 del
>>662092
she needs to show more bobs crack and thigh and less of whatever this bullshit is


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.662095 del
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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.662096 del
>>662093
Weber no!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.662098 del
might have subway for lunch


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.662099 del
>>662097
Watched Mr Ballen's latest video?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.662100 del
>>662099
I'm subscribed, but I've stopped listening to him mostly. Now I just tend to expand out the description box and read the wikipedia or news entry


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.662102 del
>>662090
Crikey that poor rapist.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.662103 del
>>662102
I imagine when it's a familial match they start harassing everybody in the family.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.662104 del
>>662092
He has hideous hands.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.662105 del
Slipping in another coffee before midday.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.662106 del
The negros are getting rowdy again...


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.662107 del
choo choo!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.662108 del
got a sprite with my subway
it's not a patch on bundaberg lemonade


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.662109 del
>>662108
Have a bundy and bundy.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.662110 del
>>662109
i have two cans of op rum in the fridge for later


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.662111 del
There's a sign on the asian hairdressers near my shops that says "Discount for Special People".
I'll take a photo next time.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.662112 del
I gave ratsak to a Jew once.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.662113 del
>>662110
I might get a nice bottle later on, I was gonna last night but I procrastinated.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.662114 del
I need to wash my pillow covers. One still has blood on it from that nosebleed I had last year.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.662115 del
>>662113
>I procrastinated
Based and... eh I'll finish the post later.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.662116 del
Have whisky prices jumped recently?
Everything seems 10-20$ more.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.662118 del
>>662116
Hasn't everything?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.662119 del
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Couriers Please seems to be striving for Australia Post levels of delivery excellence. UPS got it from Kentucky to Adelaide in 36 hours.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.662120 del
>>662118
Fair point


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.662121 del
>>662116
Everything is going up every week.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.662122 del
>>662117
Should have learnt to code.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.662123 del
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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.662124 del
My house's airspace is a no-fly zone.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.662125 del
>>662124
going to fly through it while holding the mango I stole from another NEET


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.662127 del
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>>662125
Nice try.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.662128 del
Morning neets
That feel when no gf


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.662129 del
>>662127
>get tha cunt dazza


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.662130 del
>>662128
Morning NEET, they're all bifddirs anyway.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.662131 del
>>662124
That only applies to aircraft, birds, empty bottles and SAM do as they please


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.662132 del
Had a chicken and cheese sandwich.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.662133 del
>>662131
What about helicopters?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.662134 del
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>>662133
>>662131
All shall come down.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.662135 del
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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.662136 del
>>662132
I had chicken and cheese on my Subway, along with lettuce, tomardo, onion, mayo, salt, and pepper.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.662137 del
>>662136
>lettuce
When I used to eat Subway I would choose baby spinach instead.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.662138 del
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Now we know what REALLY happened on that dark day ...


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.662139 del
>>662137
good for you homo popeye


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.662140 del
>1 o'clock
>still haven't done anything
Every. Single. Day.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.662141 del
>>662139
Cut the attitude.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.662142 del
>>662140
Go by other time zones and you'll never have that problem.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.662143 del
>>662140
Sometimes sleep til 1PM, after staying away not doing anything til 3AM, sleepy time. See you on the flip, do a flip.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.662144 del
>>662142
If you use Mars time you get an extra 37 minutes each day.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.662145 del
Test


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.662146 del
Going to be racist soon.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.662147 del
>>662146
White dog carnt


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>>662147
What are you neets doing for australia day?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.662150 del
>>662149
visiting motherbat


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.662151 del
>>662149
They've changed the fireworks here to a "lights and drones display" so I don't think I'll bother going.
Might just have a drink down the river.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.662152 del
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>>662151
>drones


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.662153 del
Possum once said to me “You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig?".
I did not have a loaded gun.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.662154 del
Going to slice some onion soon.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.662155 del
>>662124
My arse is a no-fly zone.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.662157 del
>>662154
Slice it real good.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.662158 del
>>662155
By the smell of it we all know that's a lie.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.662159 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-23/missing-man-dale-nicholson-believed-to-be-found/101881348
(nobody in the missing persons unit will be sacked for being shit at their job)


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.662160 del
>>662133
Rotary wing aircraft must abide by no fly zone regardless of their size.
>>662134
If it's flying low enough that you can glass it with a long neck you're almost obligated to do so.
If you mistake a large aircraft flying at altitude for a tiny aircraft flying ten meters above your house, err on the side of home defence and try to glass it just to be sure.
It helps to put a fire cracker in the bottle so that in the event you miss it will explode mid air rather than fall on someone.
The same applies to conventional AA and SAM, just because you CAN fire dumb munition does not mean you should. Always put a fire cracker inside your beer bottle if one is available


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.662161 del
Might start training pigeons to find food under drones and then mount explosives on them.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.662162 del
>>662127
That is my body type on the left.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.662163 del
>>662162
How high can you throw a bottle?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.662164 del
>>662162
classic bogan bod


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.662165 del
>>662164
It is the body of peak human performance.


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.662167 del
>>662166
that looks like a piece of bread


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.662168 del
>>662167
He's a well bread fella


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.662169 del
>>662161
Even if you put a hot chip under a dronea pigeon would be too comfy to suicide bomb it.
It would be far more sensible to strap metal talons onto plovers in the same way people used to arm roosters. Plovers are never comfy and will fight anything. Some might question the social impact of arming the plovers, those people are racist.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.662170 del
>>662166
Well drawn.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.662171 del
>>662169
What about if we gave willy wagtails some crack? They already attack everything if they're in the mood.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.662172 del
Tell the local boongs you will swap smashed drones for goon.
Then film them throwing rocks and put the footage on youtube.
Win win win situation.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.662173 del
>>662171
Are you sure you mean a willy wagtail? The birds i know as willy wagtails are very friendly and will even land on your hat or work tools.
Indian minors are very aggressive, mudlarks can be aggressive, magpies swoop, and occasionally a tawny frogmouth will give up pretending to be a log and go a small dog.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.662174 del
>tfw calf mogged


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.662175 del
>>662174
Ever do calf lifts?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.662176 del
>>662172
Spears fly in indigenous air space.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.662177 del
>>662173
Have you not seen them attack crows and magpies? They go mental on them.
They are friendly around people though for sure.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.662178 del
>>662048
Wake in fright


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.662180 del
>>662179
It has drunken violence and kangaroo slaughter plus homosex.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.662181 del
>>662174
You're a good egg but.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.662182 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.662183 del
>>662180
*And we already get enough of that on Thursday nights.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.662184 del
>>662111
How much of a discount did they give you?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.662185 del
>>662135
Good shot


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.662186 del
>>662180
>>662183
ProjectorNEET should just put the 'every drink' edit on before the other moofie.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x_6HqRkdU98 [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.662187 del
Just came here from 4chan /pol/, last time I've been on a board like this must've been at least 2 years ago and I'm guessing it was a different site.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.662188 del
>>662187
Post elbow.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.662189 del
>>662187
I remember you you're that guy that made that post that time.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.662190 del
>>662184
I did not go in, it's one of those weird little places that never seems to have any customers.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.662191 del
In Portugal, not drinkers used to be banished.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.662192 del
>>662188
Nah

>>662189
You guy should post here, we need more posters: https://4chon.me/lounge/


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.662193 del
>>662190
Probably refuse eftpos.
Big laundry op.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.662194 del
>>662192
Suck a big fat chode connor


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.662195 del
>>662192
We know 4chan exists and we are perfectly happy posting here thanks.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.662196 del
>>662193
Yeah, that or someone with shit business sense funded by parents.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.662197 del
>>662090
>Australian authorities have been submitting samples
Can you please provide the news article?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.662198 del
>>662197
>not having the source come to you in a dream


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.662199 del
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>>662197
>>662198
Most of these are behind paywall, but since you're too lazy to google, you're probably too lazy to read the articles either.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.662200 del
https://www.ladbible.com/news/raccoon-stuck-railway-line-testicles-280033-20230122
>Raccoon found frozen to railway track by testicles
>It seems as if the raccoon just lingered a little too long on the metal railway line, long enough for the icy temperatures to freeze his little balls straight to it.
>"I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.662201 del
>>662199
I found a few bits of information
>... Homicide detectives believed that the familial DNA testing in this case was crucial after the DNA of a male was found at the crime scene but did not match any offenders in the DNA database.
>Detectives in this case had asked locals to volunteer their DNA in an attempt to find the killer and this proved successful after 200 people submitted their samples to police.
https://brookewintersolicitors.com.au/resources/controversial-forensic-test-catching-criminals-through-their-family-dna/

>"Familial searching" is a sophisticated test that helps track down perpetrators by linking crime scene DNA to their family members.
>The test has helped detectives in Adelaide catch a rapist and Queensland Police convict a killer.
>But the technique remains restricted to only the most serious crimes and is often used as a last resort.
https://news.knowledia.com/AU/en/articles/the-push-for-australian-police-to-access-ancestry-websites-to-crack-cold-4ba2c30f99cf1d313096604fb6f30088182fa0f1

The sharing of familiar testing is when a family member shares DNA outside of those sites. I cannot find anything conclusive that that specific DNA companies are complying with Australian authorities requests.
>The perpetrator's sequence is added to a public database of DNA sequences, such as the genealogy website GEDmatch, which you can search to find similar profiles among its one million users. Those genetic profiles are previously uploaded by consumers who took a DNA test (sold by companies like 23andMe or Ancestry) to learn about variants that might reveal a genetic predisposition to disease and where their (often distant) relatives live around the world.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jvchamary/2020/06/30/genetic-genealogy-golden-state-killer/?sh=3292c2e45a6d


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.662202 del
>>662200
Poor thing.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.662203 del
>>662082
Extremely uncomfy post. Pls go back to halfpol


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.662204 del
>>662203
What are you on about?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.662205 del
>>662204
This is a comfy board


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.662206 del
>>662203
>>662205
Can you stop with these low quality posts?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.662208 del
>>662207
Ad to leave to go to the NT?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.662209 del
>>662208
Would be a cunt of a time to be up there now.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.662210 del
>>662209
Owning a car up there seems to be a good way to protect yourself >>662042


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.662211 del
>>662210
loosest definition of "pedestrian" ever
just cos a boong is sleeping on the road doesn't make them a pedestrian


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.662212 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.662213 del
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Idiots muslims on an idiot cars-allowed BEST A beach.
Don't know why whites rush to help them when they fuck up like this.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.662214 del
Phone call to GP complete, had to order my last lot of scripts, if I space them out they will last 12 months before I run out.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.662215 del
>>662213
Idiots, I would have left them there.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.662216 del
>>662213
This is what generations of cousin inbreeding does.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.662217 del
>>662215
Yeah fuck em. Can't think of too many times anybody has helped me out of a jam, and certainly nobody coloured.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.662218 del
Might start watching The Sopranos now.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.662219 del
>>662218
You were supposed to do that yesterday.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.662220 del
vans that wash onto aboriginal land belongs to aboriginal people


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.662221 del
>>662213
Habib! No!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XdbjU0CdFhQ [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.662222 del
>>662211
Was that boong that lost their leg last year in NT?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.662223 del
(75.06 KB 443x526 wizzy1.jpg)
Always Was
Always will be
Wizzys land


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.662224 del
>>662214
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.662225 del
>>662223
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.662226 del
>>662223
Shit sorry Wizzy


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.662227 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.662228 del
>>662223
you are constant source of disappointment lately, whizzo


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.662229 del
>>662227
I thought that was the best news story all year.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.662230 del
>>662219
Power was out due to maintenance happening.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.662231 del
>>662230
I don't believe you you're just too lazy to watch the Sopranos


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.662232 del
>>662228
Well he is about 60 million years old.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.662233 del
>>662231
I believe in you. <3


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.662234 del
>>662229
I do wonder if they were able to identify it and put together the parts they found.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.662235 del
*inarticulate italian noises*


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.662236 del
>>662211
Topkek, you're actually right. The article says that just as many non indigenous people get hit but only abboriginals die. That's because the aboriginal "pedestrian" is sleeping on the road.

And there are cunts who would unironically get on the national press blaming racism and aggressive driving. No, simple answer, the aboriginal "pedestrian" is sleeping on the road


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.662237 del
Have any literate NEETs read Arthur C. Clarke? I feel like I've talked to one of you about his work.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.662238 del
>>662237
I've read a bunch of his books but not for years.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.662239 del
>>662238
Worth it?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.662240 del
Actually, I read Rendezvous with Rama a couple of years back.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.662241 del
>>662239
Yeah, Good stories and settings but boring characters iirc, still worth reading though.
The Rama books were very good.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.662242 del
>>662240
Weber's having a Rendezvous with Llama in a couple of days.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.662243 del
Woed again. Can't even find the energy to cook. Life is suffering, there is no point.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.662245 del
>>662237
clark is a dull writer most the time, but not as bad as asimov


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.662246 del
>>662245
Hard scifi authors have a lot of trouble with the bits outside of science quite often.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.662247 del
>>662237
I looked at the pictures.
>T. Illiterate neet


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.662248 del
>>662246
like girls bits


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.662249 del
might go and get some wine for dindins


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.662250 del
>>662248
I'm sure Clarke gave many women scientifically proven and mathematically correct orgasms.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.662251 del
Asimov mainly writes jewish history disguied as future science fiction


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.662252 del
>>662223
The boong magic is gone.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.662253 del
>>662250
unlikely as he was a faggot


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.662254 del
>>662247
We need to start posting hieroglyphics for NEETs like yourself.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.662255 del
ayyyyy da gabagool!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.662256 del
Have we gained a new polfag?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.662257 del
No fawkin' ziti now?!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.662258 del
I managed to make the bed. Don't know how to put a flat sheet on and the corners of the doona aren't staying in the corners of the doona cover like usual.
Feel like getting stuck into mummybots gin cabinet


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.662259 del
>>662258
That is all trivial nonsense. You are embarrassing yourself. Man up, I don't want to have to tell you again.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.662260 del
>>662237
Not for a long time.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.662261 del
>>662259
It's not trivial. It's just one of many small signs that constantly remind me of my incompetence.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.662262 del
>>662240
It's a good series.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.662263 del
Got a bottle of wine to go with dindins and one can of OP rum to go with the other two in the fridge, which I am having now.
I have turned on the Cool Zone and put my boxer shorts on. I am not wearing a shirt of any kind.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.662264 del
>>662261
You are meant for greater things than making a bed, neet


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.662265 del
>>662263
> I am not wearing a shirt of any kind.
The NEET flesh has been revealed.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.662266 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/nz-teen-drowns-in-freak-accident-during-toilet-stop/news-story/e032d2d5aee3df2145c77d0f907459b7
how embarrassing must it be to drown with your shorts around your ankles and half a foot long turd hanging out ya bum


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.662267 del
Possum and Weber discovered they could cut glass with their bare Cool Zone nipples, and take turns making sculptures while the other lounges on the couchbed.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.662268 del
>>662244
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.662269 del
>>662266
> half a foot long turd hanging out ya bum
It obviously wasn't a floater.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.662270 del
>>662266
Sad, I was expecting a septic tank or pit fall.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.662271 del
I hate Meadow, stupid cunt.


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.662274 del
>>662271
She has a few small appearances where she looks alright. You can mute most of the scenes she talks in and not miss anything.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.662275 del
I would love a big tray of ziti right now. Or some lasagne. Any type of pasta bake.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.662276 del
>>662273
Really low quality post.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.662278 del
>>662277
>slammed
I hate journalists so much.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.662279 del
>>662271
She's mad ripe.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.662281 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.662282 del
What's with the meowing faggot?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.662283 del
>>662279
How can you tell? Smellivision hasn't been invented yet.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.662284 del
>>662263
>I am not wearing a shirt of any kind.
Tits out for the NEETs


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.662285 del
>>662277
He got brown snaked.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.662286 del
might need to do some bloppies in the toilet


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.662288 del
>>662287
Poo make-up.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.662289 del
I have swapped to a brand new pair of crocs.
I like to be thrifty and had been wearing the old pair for a long time but I think the soles had become so worn they were causing me leg pain.
Something has been causing me leg pain. I just stumble around now I can't even walk properly.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.662290 del
>>662289
you gots teh beetus?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.662291 del
>>662289
I would give you a foot massage, Possum.


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.662294 del
>>662289
I often get that when my boots get too old, I won't realise how bad it's got till I get a new pair and feel the relief.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.662295 del
prepped dindins


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.662296 del
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I'm delaying the tomatoes a few days they're still showing new growth.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.662297 del
>>662296
They grow up so quick.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.662298 del
made spaghettini no 3 with pork and veal meatballs and arabiata sauce for dindins
have enough left over for tomorrow's lunch


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.662299 del
>>662298
That sounds tasty.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.662300 del
>>662299
it was pretty good and not very expensive to pull together


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.662301 del
Wish I had a girlfren to do kissing on and maybe touch her boob a little bit.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.662302 del
>>662296
Looking good.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.662303 del
>>662298
Sounds nice. Serve with some freshly grated parmesan.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.662304 del
>>662303
I just cracked black pepper on it.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.662305 del
>>662301
Touch your elbow and pretend it's a boob


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.662306 del
>>662301
close your eyes and an executive neet with plenty of perfume will be just as good


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.662307 del
>>662305
boobs isn't boney?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.662308 del
>>662306
Weber wearing his Tobacco Vanille by Tom Ford


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.662309 del
>>662207
Killer


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.662310 del
>>662213
Looks like a herding wagon.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.662311 del
>>662298
Yummo.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.662312 del
>>662223
Fucking hell


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.662313 del
Reckon the dog had a stroke


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.662314 del
>>662313
what happened?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.662315 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.662316 del
>>662313
Get it to the vet ASAP if you can.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.662318 del
>>662313
I hope doggo is okay.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.662319 del
>>662313
Poor doggo


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.662320 del
Shiny green flies are faggots and need to get fucked and fuckong stop flying neR me poofter cunt now my ear is itchy thinking youre touching me dirty green buzzing flying faggot cunt fuck off made me throw my drink away sitting on the rim of it


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.662321 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWfKkc2H3DI [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.662323 del
>>662314
Found him in the bedroom drooling and looking at the wall and he seems out of it
Can barely walk.
Poor old cunt


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.662324 del
>>662320
>made me throw my drink away sitting on the rim of it
you need to harden the fuck up a little m8


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.662325 del
>>662324
Monk doesnt scoop flies out if their swimming


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.662326 del
>>662323
Take him to the vet or make him as comfortable as you can.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.662327 del
>>662323
could be an epileptic fit, our dog (who had epilepsy) would do that
either way, you should get him checked out if you can


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.662328 del
>>662320
They've been whizzing by you.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.662329 del
>>662323
Our dog had this >>662327 last week. Major one and was in a lot of pain afterwards. Keep an eye on doggo please.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.662331 del
I can handle the little black cunts
The big green faggots are fucked


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.662332 del
>>662330
Well memed.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.662333 del
>>662313
I'm having a stroke right now.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.662334 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.662335 del
>>662333
Insensitively bantered.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.662336 del
>>662323
Poor doggo. I hope he gets better.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.662337 del
Will the Commune have such a safe?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.662339 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.662340 del
>>662337
Weber will look after all our money


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.662341 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.662342 del
>>662337
clever for its age, but a $50 outlay at bunnings would have a bad home NEET into it in a few minutes


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.662343 del
There is an evil woman in the comic I'm reading called Miss Deeds.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.662344 del
>>662343
hopefully she comes to a sticky end (this isn't a cum joke)


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.662345 del
>>662340
Webby standard.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.662346 del
>>662344
She'll get her comeuppance.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.662347 del
>>662346
A good word. Motherbat uses it.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.662348 del
A fancy safe just means the crims have to threaten and/or torture you to get you to open it for them.
It is just like how car anti-theft security got so good the crims started doing home invasions in order to get the keys before taking the car.
We were better off when they could just hotwire it on the street.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.662349 del
>>662348
We're better off just letting me rape all the criminals until they give up a life of crime.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.662350 del
>>662346
>comeuppance.
A concept related to the just world fallacy. In real life they rarely get their comeuppance.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.662351 del
>>662348
Home invasions wouldn't be so bad if people were ready and prepared to kill. Unfortunately we have Police in the news telling people not to resist on the regular, and a bunch of bureaucracy making the most effective means a pain in the arse to obtain.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.662352 del
>>662343
Done dirt cheap.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.662353 del
>>662350
If an evil woman entertains my fallacy she will recieve a comeuppance.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.662354 del
>>662351
It's J*hn H*ward's fault.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.662355 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.662356 del
>>662354
You don't need a semi-auto to defend your property. The additional paper trail and cooling off periods he helped created probably hasn't helped any though.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.662357 del
>>662355
I hate it.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.662358 del
>>662356
>You don't need a semi-auto to defend your property.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.662359 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/interview-tapes-of-accused-missing-campers-killer-to-stay-secret/news-story/c8394d8d02d6aa4487b6e34ec54074e9
he should have taken a wood chipper on his second visit and put a garbage bag on the chute and fed them and their belongings in and then gone out to see and disposed of the soup on the surface of the ocean and the bag with a besser block


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.662360 del
>>662358
pump and lever actions are still available on Cat B
anybody skilled with the use of a bolt-action in timed activities (metallic silhouette matches etc) will likewise have no problem
say 3 people break in and you split the first's head like an over-ripe watermelon... what do you think the second two are going to do? stick around? they're going to flee as you shoot them in the back


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.662361 del
>>662356
>You don't need a semi-auto to defend your property.
Fucking kill yourself Melbourne scum.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.662362 del
>>662361
You just know he'd vote Democrat if we were Yanks.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.662363 del
I do wonder about some of you NEETs some times.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.662364 del
>>662363
Well stop.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.662365 del
>>662362
like the NEETs who vote ALP every time some more cenno gibs are floated at election time


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.662366 del
>>662364
Not when people start posting tactical masturbation fantasies.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.662367 del
might buy a folding chair tomorrow
might have a tactical wank afterward


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.662368 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.662369 del
>>662365
I voted for the greens , they were the only ones promising to do anything about the housing crisis


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.662370 del
I don't want a gun, not because I care about the law, but because I'd off myself.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.662371 del
>>662367
Line it up right and you'll get that third criminal scum in the eye.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.662372 del
>>662369
>do anything about the housing crisis


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.662373 del
>>662366
That was me.
Sorta know what I'm talking about.
Practice, been visited, etc, etc, remember?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.662374 del
>>662370
Just remember that only gaybos kill themselves.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.662375 del
>>662369
>do anything about the housing crisis
Unless they were calling for zero immigration (el-oh-el), and zero foreign land ownership, then anything they suggested would have zero impact upon it.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.662376 del
>>662370
Surprising number fuck that up.
Good on you for not going down that path though.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.662377 del
>>662373
No offence mate but you sound like a complete wanker when you talk like that.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.662378 del
>>662369
I voted for the KFC party.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.662379 del
>>662377
All good.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.662380 del
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The NEETs are not at their best when they opine on /pol/ topics.
It has been usual practice to steer the conversation to comfier subjects.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.662381 del
>>662379
Better than posting on here about how somebody arse raped you and took everything you'd worked for.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.662382 del
>>662380
Holy shit you're annoying.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.662383 del
Motherbot has finally cracked. I didn't get the chicken out of the freezer during the day so she was shitty as soon as she got home.
I asked her something about dinner and she cracked it so I started to cook for myself, she came in and saw this and went on a tirade about me being a shitty son etc, starts going on about how I'm so lazy just like I was when I was 16 etc
I knew this point was coming


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.662384 del
>>662381
>you'd worked for.
/ausneets/


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.662385 del


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.662386 del
>>662383
If she is working all day Monday to Friday and you're sitting in her house, doing 5/8s of fuck all, why aren't you preparing a proper meal for her each evening?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.662387 del
>>662386
I have been basically every night. She doesn't work full-time and sometimes has shifts from 12-8 but otherwise I cook dinner and sometimes breakfast for us.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.662388 del
>>662387
Basically every night EXCEPT TONIGHT.
Why didn't you have a glass of wine ready for her when she walked in?
You need to listen to her.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.662389 del
>>662385
>>662386
>>662388
Very uncomfy posts.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.662390 del
>>662389
oh get stuffed
talk to you other cunts tomorrow


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.662391 del
>>662383
Doesn't sound like a very good situation.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.662392 del
>>662385
Well reply bantered. On the money.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.662393 del
>>662390
Hopefully you've settled down by then.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.662394 del
Monk we have been on her side from the start. It has been obvious to us that your attitude has not been good. Beggars can't be choosers.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.662395 del
>>662367
Smart.


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.662397 del
>>662394
What I post here doesn't represent how I act in real life. It has been ok so far until she picked up on my recent depressive slump in the past 2 days, which just disgusts her like it does all women


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.662398 del
>>662380
Forbidden wall cotton candy.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.662399 del
>>662394
>we
You don't speak for all of us.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.662400 del
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>>662397
>all women


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.662401 del
>>662397
She is what she is, you can either take it or leave it but don't expect her to change or expect sympathy from others about it.
You chose to move in there knowing what she was like. You need to take it like a man or regain your independence by moving out. But don't stay there and bitch about it on the internet like a poof.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.662402 del
>>662399
yeah I agree, someone is just being a nasty cunt.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.662403 del
>>662399
He has my proxy in this matter.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.662404 del
>>662403
Mine too.
Monk, you deadshit cuntguts.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.662405 del
>>662403
I don't care how many proxies you're behind.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.662406 del
>>662405
I'll proxy you mate


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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.662408 del
>>662407
Remember when you got stuck in the lift at WeWork and the Slack channel criticised you for using the term "guys"?


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.662409 del
Monk and his mum may both very well be in the right but it's her house and it's his last option so mum is always right.
He's still got a right to a whinge though.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.662410 del
And I bet he smoked all her choof.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.662411 del
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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.662413 del
>>662401
>you can either take it or leave it but don't expect her to change or expect sympathy from others about it.
This is true

>don't stay there and bitch about it on the internet like a poof.
Fuck off this whole board is just a bunch of whining poofters


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.662414 del
>>662413
EXCUSE me, I happen to be a whingeing poofta thank you very much.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.662415 del
>>662413
>Fuck off this whole board is just a bunch of whining poofters
Then leave, you're acting like a whining poofter yourself.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.662416 del
>>662413
>this whole board is just a bunch of whining poofters
That is true but Monk has always carried himself as better than that.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.662417 del
https://7news.com.au/news/sa/man-fighting-for-life-after-alleged-attack-at-mcdonalds-outlet--c-9530306
>Police and paramedics were called to a McDonald’s outlet on Elizabeth Way at Elizabeth at about 10.15pm.
>They found the 51-year-old with a head injury and he was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital in a critical condition.
Don't mess with Weber's nuggers


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.662418 del
>>662417
Based.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.662419 del
Monk needs to spend a week with Possum and Weber. He can sleep on the bare floorboards at the foot of the couchbed. He doesn't (yet) know the meaning of hardship.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.662420 del
Chicken and seafood pixxas, wings and cheesecake with 45-1hr delivery time ordered 58 min ago


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.662421 del
>>662420
Pajeet has 8 other deliveries to do first. Spare a thought for the others with temperature-sensitive foods.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.662422 del
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I think we're all a bit frazzled from the hot weather or something.
I am sorry to the NEETs I was a bit nasty to today.