gross

Nothing in particular

Imagine getting raped by a dinosaur

>>705912
russian caravan is where it's at

>>705912
There is no shame. The stigma is gone. Have a cuppa.

I spent $556 on protein powder.

Irish breakfast tea

>>705915
should have spent it on steak

>>705915
Big muscles?

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>>705919
captain baldy wank

>>705918
Soon.

>>705917
Would only have been one tray.

>>705921
what flavours?

>>705923
Chocolate.

>>705924
what brand?

That was shit.

who is he even talking to

He's talking to all of us

🛌

>>705929
sleep tight

>>705926
I knew you would say that. You would not let yourself enjoy it. That macho attitude and toxic masculinity.

>>705925
Musashi 100% whey.

Last goon cup making me a bit woed
Got some decent kills in counter strike which is lifting the mood
Might try the nags again

Going to do some cooking and make a plan for the next month or so.

>>705932
Have you had it before?

>>705935
Yes.

>>705934
>make a plan
Smart move NEET. Have some goals to work towards.

>>705936
Does it taste nice or just do the job?

>>705938
It is very pleasant to drink. I just mix with water from the tap.

>>705937
Cheers noot. My plan is all done. Going to do the cooking now.

>>705939
I might buy some once I'm done with my current stuff.

i need to move away from this town but i doubt i can for at least another 6 months

>>705942
Six months is not that far off. Work on improving yourself while you wait.

>>705943
I need to lose the last 10 kg before then

>>705944
You can do it NEET. Slow and steady wins the race.

>cenno
How the c is pronounced? Liek k or ts or something else?

Nevermind I found the answer.

Wonder if FIFOs on the darts

>>705946
sen-oh
The sen is like in "sense", the oh is like in "oh my god"

What the fuck is it gonna take for this country to stand up for itself? Are we completely pacified?

>>705950
stand up for what? the country of my childhood doesn't exist anymore

>>705887
morning neetbros, I remember the good old days when I'd go out and buy a macca's breakfast the morning cennobux hit my account.

Doing a 💩

just remembered i have some pixxa in the fridge

Tan me hide when I'm dead, fred, tan me hide when I'm dead

rolf actually died on the 10th or 11th and the state conspired with the family to cover it up so nobody could picket his funeral

Let me Abos go loose, Lou
Let me Abos go loose:
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me Abos go loose.

https://dailystormer.in/australia-retard-13-year-old-girl-dies-from-huffing-aerosol-gas/
>I guess that while American teenagers are imitating blacks by sagging their pants, Australian teenagers are imitating Abos by huffing gas.
features the 'don't sniff petrol from a can' video

>>705952
Morning NEET

Supposed to be at the stinkersons in 10 minutes. Haven’t left home. Probably won’t

>>705887
Cenno cut me off

>>705887
Birdseed and goldfish food mostly, their health is always the priority.

Goldfish could be food.

>>705969
Carp in general are bad eating; far too earthy and usually writhing with parasites, not to mention cyprinid herpes.

Besides, I paid a hell of a lot for these fancy Ryukins, and I love them like my children.

>>705967
There's only one thing left to do neet and that is get a job

Wearing brown face and whizzing my desk up and down

Spicy nuggers are back

Good morning NEETs.
When I wake up my back is so sore I can barely lift my legs to put my pants on.

Been outside burning some old reciepts and stuff, I can see why firebugs start fires as it was rather enjoyable.

>>705977
Backyard fires are very common in this bad home area I live in. The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.

>>705972
I do have a casual job thats why they cut me off.

>>705979
You are a wagie m8.

>>705980
>you are a wagie
How is it then, that I bury men.

the base of my penis is itchy

Woke up at noon. Already feel tired.

>>705983
sir...

>>705984
My VPN says Sydney. Maybe Endchan knows something we don't about that place.
Time to do the needful.

>>705985
bloody fuck you bastard bitch!

Cooking a chicken thigh.

Got a feeling that the spicy nuggo NEET is FIFO.

it's all ogre...

>>705976
Sciatica is a cunt.
My dad used to do a 20-30 min stretch routine before and after going to bed.
It's the only thing that helps, even more so than cortisone.

is there a movie tonight?

i gave 20 cents to a boong named malcolm when i was in high school

not domesticating boongs to be a race of circus entertainment tier people was a missed opportunity

>>705988
Wrong!

>>705994
that neet speaks the truth

>>705995
He spoke a wrong

>>705996
I'm going to tickle you until you vomit.

The bacteria from Possum's farts make the best yogurt.

>>705992
I hope he didn't waste it on goon.

>>706000
He bought a can of coke.

We'll be watching Zodiac (2007) tonight at 7pm AEDT. I haven't seen it myself but it's about a serial killer and directed by David Fincher, so I suspect it's gonna be dark and scary.

>>706002
>scary
No NEET has promised to watch it with me yet.

I can and will blame Jews for all of my problems.

>>706006
And I suppose we'll have to finish the second half of John Wick 4, that'll have to be Friday.

>>706008
Watching a movie broken up over several days is giving me high school flashbacks.

My new executive mixing bowl was delivered. I also bought a granite mortar and pestle and a folding steak knife.

>>706006
I already seen that one this sarurday with Jason Bourne and hes stuck on Mars. Spoiler:
the mother ship comes back for him and he escapes but he's heaps skinny.

>>706011
That's my Pepe NFT!

Would you eat your leg if you had to have it amputated for some reason?

>>706014
Don't be disgusting.

>>706010
> granite mortar and pestle
I have one as well, they come in handy.

>>706014
No, it would be full of fat and gristle.

>>706015
It's a genuine question, get off your high horse.
>>706017
That's true, especially for some NEETs here.

>>706016
I must confess that I do more buying of fancy kitchen equipment than actually using it.

My fanciest bit of kitchen equipment is an electric grater.

>>706020
Why is it always in your bedroom?

>>706021
Cleans my heels up real nice. That's how I make my parmesan.

I'm starting my warlock apprenticeship in July.

>>706023
Good luck NEET.

My mini scale turned up.

>>706023
You will make a good warlock neet.

>>706025
What are you going to weigh first?

>>706025
Very nice.

There's so many things he can weigh with that bad boy.

They need to weigh me on the scale they use for car parts.

>>706030
Big unit.

We should start a pirate crew and ride Chinese fentanyl ships.

>>706003
Soothing

Does camomile soothe bums?

>>706005
They created society.

>>706006
>final episode
Who comes up with these ideas?

>>706007
Mixy is a dirty whore.

>>706010
What is this plan?

>>706014
How would it be cooked?

>>706040
I leave that up for the NEETs to decide, it's their leg after all.

>>706041
Your picture didn't load.

>>706042
Then it's a no.
I'll only have it if Mongaro sears it with tallow over apple wood, then slow cooks it in a red wine jus with sweet potato and purple carrots, then put in pies.

I got drunk. Now I don't need to get drunk and pleasanter. Now the time goes by where I do nothing before needing to get drunk again. Should eat something.

>>706045
Have another drink or three with whatever you end up eating.

>>706039
There is no plan.

I might watch a non-English language movie.

>>706047
That's a good plan.

Hit with a strong feeling of sadness.

>>706046
Had some pasta with a skull
That pasta cost
Half an onion ( I'll waste the other half)
A quarter of the sliced mushrooms (planned on making stroganoff, even got the sauce but butcher didn't have strips - half the mushrooms were meant for that.)
A can of tomatoes (should've used the heirloom looking tomatoes but couldn't be fucked boiling and cutting skin off)
300gm mince from the butcher (was watery and oily- also got two Angus beef patties (big ones) and two rosemary and garlic lamb chops.
Cooking spaghetti bog cost like 50 bucks. Cheaper and easier to get a pub meal.
Put the leftovers in packs in the fridge, which is what I just ate. Pasta has gone a bit hard.

shut up idiots

>>706047
What did you get it for?

Food is gay. I'm going to have another goon.

>>706048
That's a good plan.

>>706053
To complete my inventory.

>>706051
An astounding post.
>>706052
I'm going to post even louder now.

>>706056
An astounding post

>>706027
30kg rice.

>>706044
One plateful please.

>>706058
I'm going to roll you into the piss ditch.

Going to sleep.

Purchased a device for testing something. Helpful Pajeet posted me a PCB and a bag of components and some instructions written in sanskrit. Nowhere was it stated it was a kit.

19 acquired. Snuck into the neet lair in a green coles bag via the garage.

>>706064
>Snuck in
gay
just tell them to fuck off

Wish I was a bondi lifeguard who could pick up hot european chicks

>>706066
fags and trannies probably pretend to drown every day just to have the life guards touch them

Can any other NEETs relate to this meme? Are you secretive for no reason?

>>706068
Yeah. It wasn't because of punishment or abuse though, it was more through feeling embarrassed or shamed over stupid shit.

>>705903
Funny Pooman.

>>705912
It's what you need!

>>705915
Good luck NEET.

>>705933
>Might try the nags again
I keep thinking these are that sniff laughing gas.

>>705950
Your post reminds me of this article
>ASIO warns neo-nazi groups are seeking to recruit more members
>>Right-wing terror threats make up roughly 30 per cent of ASIO's current counter-terror caseload, as the head of the agency warns they are growing in prominence to try and recruit more members.

The interesting part was near the end:
>>"And the reason we are where we are is those (listed) groups have actually pushed and advocated for acts of terrorism, where other groups are sadly smarter and don't do that publicly.
>>"Because that's what the law, as it currently stands, requires them to do."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-23/asio-boss-warns-neo-nazi-groups-becoming-more-emboldened/102383558

>>705960
One of his songs about a girl was very creepy.

>>705967
JUST

>>705968
Good home behaviour.

>>705973
Stan Grant?

>>705978
> The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.
Kind of like Tetras for mongs.

>>705985
>My VPN says Sydney
Did you see the Indian Prime Minster yesterday?

>>706002
I have not seen it either.

>>706008
Good. I have been thinking a little bit about it today.

>>706010
ChefNEET.

>>706012
Mint it!

>>706025
Neat set.

>>706063
He did the needful.

>>706064
You need set up a goon budget tracker.

>>706069
and now it gets brought up whenever I do mention something I had already done. Like getting the other car. "You've always been secretive".

>>706070
Good catch-up.

>>706068
Mummybot got very angry with me once because at the shops she bumped into one of my teachers from school and they told her she must be very proud of me for winning an award and she didn't know what they were talking about since I hadn't told her about it.
She was angry about being embarrassed but she never considered why I didn't like to tell her anything going on in my life. She just tried to abuse me into being more open with her (it didn't work).

@womboflix

Can you please put The Simpsons S11 E22 Behind the laughter on rotation sometime ?

>>706002
Isn't there an older version?

>>706070
Well tower posted.

>>706074
Yeah, have to download it first.

>>706075
No idea, the copy on the server is the director's cut.

>>706072
Thank you.

>>706076
Thanks.

Something is wrong with my vision. Like theres a hair on my eyeball or something but I can't feel anything unusual

>>706081
You get tunnel vision?

>>706081
First thing you should do is don't rub it just incase there is something in your eye.

>>706081
maybe you should go see a doctor/optometrist

>>706068
Yeah, I guess that would explain it.

>>706082
Yeah but I'm also in a dark room infront of a screen

Putting off something I need to do.

>>706087
Needful?

>>706086
Gonna be harder to diagnose it then.

I saw a nugget on the train yesterday and was disgusted.

>>706081
Any flashes of light or floaters?

>>706090
A gold one?

>>706092
spicy

I am searching for that special girl to be the half-empty opened packet of hunny mussy dipping sauce to my room-temperature discarded nugget.

>>706089
I'm concerned that this neets vision problems are related to his alcoholism

Ok neets, in 1 hour we will show the incredible hulk, iron man and donnie darko in Zodiac (2007). Half an hour before that, in 30 minutes time, we will watch some reviews on Indiana Jones and The Dial Of Destiny and Rings Of Power by an angry scottish youtuber so we don't have to actually watch the movies/tv shows aforementioned. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>706096
>so we don't have to actually watch the movies/tv shows aforementioned.
Based.

>>706096
>Zodiac
I think I've seen it. It scared me. There was a scene in a basement in particular. I am not brave enough to watch it again.

stupid heckin bitch put pease and carrots in my schnitzel pack

>>706096
>angry scottish youtuber
Critical drinker? I like his reviews.

>>706096
two of those moofies are jew propaganda for adolescent goyim and as such I wont attend if you are planning to play them as a matinee. I doubt you have time because they are over an hour each. I really dont understand your plan here.

>>706099
they're good for you.

>>706102
ate around them and chucked it in the bin

>>706101
reading comprehension racist

>>706101
NEET he means the actors who played the title characters in those movies will be in the movie we are watching tonight.

I'm going to tell my Swedish Jehovah's Witness friend that I'm converting to Islam.

My vision has cleared up.

>>706107
What do you see?

>>706105
Are they jewish?

>>706101
This post represents the average intelligence of this board. I'm below that

>>706109
Everyone in Hollywood is Jewish.

>>706112
Well image bantered. Well Dan'd.

Going to drop a massive shit.

>>706113
It's a standard, low effort post.

Ready.

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

bussy blast

Playing Empire: Total War as the Pajeets. Surprisingly good.

>>706120
he should have done a rape on her or at least got her boobies out

Can neets recommend a good relaxation exercise video on youtube?

>>706124
Try the late night group therapy video by NK.

Weber and I played correspondence chess once.

I keep feeling sick. I suspect my red kidney beans were a bit undercooked.

>>706127
Anti-nutrients. They are poison.

>>706128
Could a cup of goon neutralise it for him?

Possum dumped some cigarette ash out of a coffee mug and then used it to drink goon once.

>>706129
I would think so yes.

>>706130
Did the goon neutralise the cigarette ash?

Haven't even started on the goon. Feels like I've been up for ages but I didn't get up until 1pm. Woe.

Missed the start of the movie.

>>706133
> even started on the goon.
Might as well keep it for tomorrow, go to bed and listen to the radio.

Cum so hard

>>706135
Just one to make sure its okay.

Pretty sure its the beans. I feel all bloated.

On the border security youtubes

>>706138
Bean gas.

Might try reading some books about esotericism again.

>>706140
What can I do to fix it? I still have several days of slop in the fridge.

wish i had a cute chinese customs officer gf

>>706144
With enough mental illness I'm sure you could create one in your mind.

I've considered going to a psych again. I'm hesitant to be open about things, in case I get committed or they don't take me seriously. I'm not going to take antidepressants, either, they were a contributing factor to my lost years. Although I do fully admit I was the biggest factor to those lost years in the first place.

>>706146
Do it NEET. Just don't tell them you are suicidal and they will not commit you.

>>706147
I went in the past and holding back kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing in my opinion. The suicidal thoughts aren't the only thing I'm worried will get me committed, I'm not a harm to others though. I think a stiff upper lip will do just fine. I need to stop posting this shit on here and bothering you lot.

>>706136
There was barely any.

>>706148
> need to stop posting this shit on here and bothering you lot.
keep posting neet, it's better to post here than have no one.

I think I will throw out the slop tomorrow. I will have to go shopping again tomorrow to make more. Woe.

>>706151
Get meat.

I'm going to cook a bunch of chicken thighs tomorrow.

Have a good day Neets!
From a US Neet.

>>706153
Boneless?

>>706155
Yeah, going to season them, fry them up and have them with steamed veggies.
>>706154
Have a good day.

I just keep farting. Woe, these beans.

>>706157
Farting is a good thing, it's purifying your soul.

couchbed time
have to get up at 4

>>706159
Good night.

Ate a lot, would feel uncomfortable laying in bed.

>>706161
i feel uncomfortable laying down because of the breast cancer but i need to sleep

>>706162
>breast cancer
Are you talking shit or did I miss something? Can you elaborate?

>>706163
It might be hypochondriac NEET again. He thinks he's got everything.

Out of goon but I have a six pack of replacement 50 lashes in the car that I got from Dans to put in the linen press.

>>706148
>>706146
Mummybot has been asking me to contact the local hospital to get put on some kind of mental health plan again. I didn't say anything because, naturally, mental health issues aren't real and divulging that kind of information to a government agency is problematic at best.

>>706166
You need to do something King. How are you going to get out of this mess?

>>706167
I will come to a realisation of my own dignity and get a job as, and when, its best suited to me xx

>>706166
>mental health issues aren't real
Based retard.

>>706169
t. pill muncher

>>706166
Have a wank

>xx
Who does this slut think he is?

>>706171
Send me one of your jungle bunnies

>>706170
Nice deflection.
>>706172
Thinks he's not mentally unwell.

>>706172
His plug fell out in Dan's. Everyone saw.

>>706175
Imagine the smell.

>>706173
Go to church

Spey river whisky is not good.

>>706178
Tip it down the sink.

>>706178
Finish it off.

Feel really sick. Done next to nothing today. Think I might vomit. The beans are destroying me.

i am a sentient biomass

>>706181
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

>>706181
Have a purge.

NEET purge!

>>706184
Last time I got like this I started vomiting and felt better straight away. I don't feel that bad this time so I don't reckon I'll get to that stage. Having some goon. Hopefully it doesn't fuck me up too much.

Once again I am looking at defence jobs

Three choofs and a standard

>>706186
A good vomit now and then is nice

>>706187
Why?

>>706192
No options left

>>706193
I'm sure there's better options than joining the military, don't fight for bankers.

>>706193
It takes ages to get in and they try to avoid people who are desperate.

beers acquired, lets go shitlords

High speed monk killed an old gook lady and had WomboSec remotely delete the video evidence once.

Linen Press Monk. End stage.

Maybe monk will marry the tranny?

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.

>>706200
big gay

Cruisey will have a deaf child

>>706203
Why would that be the case?

Going to bed now. Need to use tomorrow to make up for my laziness today.

me and cruisey joining the french foreign legion

>>706206
You need to be able to do at least 4 pullups.

>>706207
Sounds do-able.

Good morning NEETs.

>>706168
>I will come to a realisation of my own dignity
>and get a job as, and when, its best suited to me xx
Extremely do-able.

morning neetbros

>>706211
Good morning NEET.

Chad Monk >> Shed Monk >> Fat Elvis Monk >> End Stage Monk >> High Speed Monk Holy Monk

Good morning kittens

harrumph!

>>706214
Good morning NEET.

>>706209
>>706211
>>706212
>>706214
Good morning, nice brisk -6 here this morning, pipes don't freeze until -8 so still got to have a shower.

>>706217
Nice Kot.

>>706217
Good morning NEET.

>>706217
Are you in Tasmania?

Morning NEETs,
I'm going to start today by visiting every Salvos near me to look for a very nice set of drawers to rip apart and turn into a big-ass bird cage for my doves, because they are adorable and nice and they deserve it.
Wish me luck lol.

tina turner and taser granny dieded

>>706202
Heh

>>706222
Turned over.

>>706221
Good morning NEET.

>>706221
Cool. Although I think any frame with some chicken wire would do.

>>706220
Barnaby land.

>>706221
Good luck.

Need to be at wage in thurdy min.
No coffee or poo yet.

>>706229
>No coffee or poo yet.
Do it on route.

Stale klingons
Might pluck my bumhole

>>706226
Oh, no, it absolutely would.
I just want it to look nice and to fit in with my desk and bookshelf.

Are the doves pets or do they serve another purpose?

>>706231
>Might pluck my bumhole
Plucked bussy.

>>706233
They're my pets.
Personally I don't like the idea of eating any other type of bird besides chicken, duck, turkey or pheasant.

>>706202
Exactly how I pictured them.

>>706235
>besides chicken,
RIP Helen.

>>706230
He should put some paper towel down first.

Peanut butter and cinnamon porridge, two mandarins and a cup of black coffee for breakfast.

>>706232
Are you going to keep them inside with you?

>>706240
Yes.
It's a bit too cold for them outside at the moment, and besides, who would give them cuddles and millet everyday if they were?

>>706232
Be better to put it outside, they're not very clean animals

>>706238
How many would be enough?

>>706242
Bird Flu: Strong NEET strain.

>>706243
3

>>706242
No.
They're a lot cleaner than both dogs and cats, and I don't have an outside aviary.

>>706246
*cough cough*

>>706248
Fact. Very true.

>>706246
How many doves do you have neet?

>>706250
I got two, a bonded pair, named Uncle B and Abigail respectively.
Uncle B likes sitting on my bookshelf and Abi likes chilling out with my canary, Serin.
They're both pure-white barbary doves, and I love them both very much.

Fresh Olive. She was on vacation.

>>706246
You will if you put it outside.
Why are your animals dirty?

Dence gurnzo. Like dry clay.

No post neets

Anxiety continues to plague me, and I suspect I have high blood pressure.

Not hungry but could eat.
Zinga burga i think

Garn slurp those wings dry.

Not going to even concern myself with the grease and spillage until after the ingestion.

>>706251
That sounds nice NEET.

>>706256
You need to get some leeches.

>>706257
And some chips.

>>706259
Get an executive bip. Problem solved.

got a large double quarter pounder meal and 10 spicy nuggers for lunch

>>706265
/webby/ approved meal?

I suspect my racing heartbeat and head pressure may be diet related. It vanished after a coke and chocolate bar.

>>706267
The body got what it needed!

>>706266
the spicy nuggers were spicy, but not particularly interesting or worth getting again

>>706267
You should be given a medical degree and allowed to practice as a doctor.

>>706270
energy drinks and chocolate bars should be on the PBS

Possum after he has bullied Weber within an inch of his life on line

>>706272
dumb bitch

>>706274
She's my favourite alcoholic after Monk

>>706275
I am going to miss him.

>>706252
God, look at the womb mound.
I love the office worker look. Probably some Freudian shit due to my mummybot but all the same.

Washing on. Had a shave. Going to cut my hair. Working away on stuff.

>>706277
No, office attire can be hot as hell. Probably because they don't have all their bits on display.

Thinking we might play The Hebrew Hammer sometime to satisfy cruisey's craving for jewish humour.

>>706278
Complex stuff?

>>706277
>womb mound.
Its a dad bod.

>>706282
fuck off

>>706264
Got a family potato and gravy. Needed 6 serviettes.

>>706272
Monging

>>706284
Four more and you could have one for each finger.

>>706282
Chunky chortler

>>706286
Thumbs arent fingers.

>>706284
>Needed 6 serviettes.
You'll need 6 chux later.

>>706289
It was only a family feast.

>>706292
Looking good NEET.

Goon and maccas acquired. Robbing peter to pay paul

>>706294
End stage lifestyle.

need to go get some wine and then put the car away and then take my pants off and do a poo

My protein powder arrived. Three boxes. 20kg.

I have started reading Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke.

>>706296
Please make sure you do this in the correct order.

>>706298
I enjoyed the series.

>>706297
protein NEET

listening to mf doom and having a bit of a sob

Bad start to the day. Was looking at my body in the mirror this morning. I was thinking I have very nice shoulders but my physique is sort of ruined by my wide hips.