just fucking found out that compact discs are "digital media"
how the fuck is it digital? its god damn analog, more than a cassette even; seriously what the fuck?
"digital" my ass, my fucking hand is digital! look i have one finger up for "1" & none for "0"! oh my God, i must a cyborg!
i could strategically plan my shits throughout the year to spell my name in binary, does that mean my ass is digital?
fuck you, my ass isn't a God damn transistor, you digital sons of bitches
you know what? i'll fucking say it, i love analog!
yup! thats fucking right! i think we should have kept mechanical televisions & popularized the use of vinyl records for video storage; yeah, i fucking admit it, i love physicality!
>>29949 the only difference you stated was how information is read and saved CDs are optical and vinyls are vibrational if you really wanted to, you could make a vinyl reading laser that scans the grooves though it would be very inaccurate, sensitive to debris, and in the end, overly expensive
>>29980 its not the way it is saved & read, its how the information itself is saved the abacus is recognized as digital, yet cassettes are seen as analog one could make a vinyl that pulses in 1's & 0's and by "technicality" it would have to be recognized as digital imho, i think calling a lot of stuff "digital" was really just marketing "hey, look at this new 'DIGITAL' technology! isn't it so futuristic? this ain't ya gramma's phonograph!"
so /b/, we should create a movie, or at the very least a movie script. what if we made our own /b/ movie? i'll start up the setting:
the camera pans across open fields, as things slowly get more dense. it passes through all the shit and eventually gets to a big city, where it flies up and goes inside a window. inside the room is a peculiar man named anon,
>>29251 >"The game is quite simple, as well. You two have been selected to be the gamemasters. There are 100 people who are looking for this artifact. You will guide them towards it, however each one must die." Anonsman becomes visibly stressed and anxious, and once again tries to speak but cannot. >"It is a worrisome thought, yes, but they signed up for this. Beware, however, as they will not go down peacefully. How you kill them doesn't matter. You could poison their food, or shoot them in the head. As long as all 100 die, I will be satisfied."
>>29402 >"Under NO circumstance can you get caught. If you are seen by a bystander, found by the police, or anything like that, you will both be killed. Alright?" Both of the friends are incredibly anxious and nervous, as the stakes are high and the task is gruesome. >"Why do we have to do this? I just want to live my life. I don't want to hurt people!" Anonsman babbles. The strange man looks towards him with contempt, and says...
>>29453 >"You do not understand the gravity of the situation, Anonsman. I cannot elaborate deeply on this, but if all 100 are not killed and you can't find the Artifact, there very well may be a mass genocide within days. Do you understand the stakes now?"
I have a hypothetical situation. Let's say a hypothetical man sets up a hypothetical stand at a hypothetical carnival/streetfestival/public event. He has a large jar with 5-15 dollars in it. He also has a box that is designed to let a smell out of said box, but prevent people from seeing it's contents. People go to the stand, give 50 cents to put into the large jar, and smell the box. If they guess the smell correctly, they win all of the money in the large jar. If they fail to guess the smell correctly, then they loose the money and it is added to the large jar.
Pretty standard, right? Here's the kicker: The hypothetical smell box contains a mostly-filled cum jar. Not only will it smell horrible, but it will also likely be hard to guess.
All this being said, what would you say the probability of a hypothetical person correctly guessing that the hypothetical mystery smell is a cum jar, thus leading this hypothetical man who made the hypothetical booth to loose the money in the hypothetical large jar and go to a hypothetical prison/mental institution?
hello endchan. allow me to introduce myself a couple of months ago this site got flooded by hispanic refugees because or IB got nuked. some of you came to us and asked if he could get subtitles in a video. i said yes, but my pc died. now im here to fulfill my promise. today im free.
here you go, anon. your video with subtitles. i hope you are still around