Buy a 1969 Chevy Nova with points, a condenser, a 350-V8 engine, a 4-barrel carb, no black box of any kind, easy to work on, hella fun to drive, chick magnet, looks way fucking better than anything else on the road, and don't worry about all this stupid planned-obselence surveillance monitoring bullshit. Buy it from a grandma in Kansas for cheap and drive it home and it'll cost a fraction of the ankle monitor garbage on the market too. Or go total badass and become a year-round motorcycle rider.