> be me > average yellow gurl > be born in Vitenam to Korean dad and VC mom > talk Chinese home cause actually I'm about 80% chink > have to learn vc outside > move back to Korea at 9 cause dad has to go back > have to learn gook in school but alright cause I've learnt some from dad when young > go through the shitty korean school system > barely graduate > want to flee korea but fuck going to vietnam or china > believe in the American dream > try to apply for US uni > can't pay the fucking anual fees (fuck you US) > apply for mexican uni right on the border of US (Tijuana) > go there with the sole purpose of escaping Asia > learn to speak taco in the years I am there > get married to a taco chad
