This is klim-pasta from years ago:

Yonkers is the Captain of the ‘USS Diaper’, with his lusty crew of Master Baites, Seaman Staines, Roger the Cabin Boy, Major Disaster, Corporal Punishment and Private Parts. Together, they journey thru the bowels of time... with the upmost guidance from Toilet Man, and his trusty sidekicks Bowel Boy and Diaper Girl.