Hi, I am Muddie Meggie. I have the mental capacity of a 5 year old. I have no self awareness and excrement all over my face. I am hallucinating on jenk. If you don’t send this to at least:
<12 people, I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide in your toilet. When you’re asleep, I’ll relieve myself on your chest.
Don’t believe me?
Case 1: Klimmy Klimstar got this chain e-mail. He didn’t believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Klim. He was sleeping when his donkey semen factory started flickering on and off. Now he’s not with us anymore. Ha ha Klimster, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Klim, do you?
Case 2: Spaceman hated chain e-mails, but he didn’t want to suffocate in clouds of rancid eye watering gasses that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough, Spaceman. Now Spaceman is in coma. We don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha Spaceman, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like Spaceman?
Case 3: Danny Rot got this chain e-mail. Just another chain letter, or so he thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, that night when he was having a discord chat, he saw a mushroom figure in the mirror. He got the biggest fright of his life. Danny Rot is so scarred for life. He shut down his youtube channel.
Case 4: Scetic was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, got claims to his spaztastic prize, "Yael". He was promoted to do as he pleased across 4chan boards with his prize. Now, he and his "Yael" are living happily ever after. They have Ren blessing them.
Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences of having your house stormed with the equivalent of a TPing with loaded diapers.
0 people- Your throat will throb!
1-6 people- Your toilet will clog!
7-11 people- Your hygiene products will be robbed!
12 and over- Your sphincter will not get rocked!
[autism/]Do what Muddie Meggie says!!!! Hurry, you must send this to 12 people before midnight[autism/]