Women are cats... My friend had a cat once. I started feeding it and petting it, talking to it and revealing ancient mysteries to brighten it up a bit. I bought some special food for it. The cat started really loving me, to the point where it would come to me over its owner.

The owner was mad and hit the cat. This made the cat love me more. He decided to do what made this so relevant to modern dating; he pretended that the skin condition the cat had was caused by the food I was feeding it. He banned not just me from feeding the cat, but refused to feed the cat any good food and only uses kibble. He took the cat to a doctor who gave it some lotion that prevents the healing process in the body from revealing untimely ulcers, and used this as further proof of his maniacal will being in

her

best interest.

Enjoy yourselves, a little while and I hope to enjoy mine