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Day 1 Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No. 4193
Day 1 of proving that anyone can learn to draw better than Yonkers.


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.4194 del
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Epic.


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.4195 del
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Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.4200 del
>>4193
I still draw better than you, though.
You just don't care about carwtoons unless it involved your retarded anime drawing


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.4202 del
>>4200
We all love your dedication to your retardedness, anon.


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.4208 del
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Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.4213 del
>>4208
Can't learn to fart better.


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.4216 del
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>>4213
Only one way to find out.


Day 2 Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.4232 del
Yonk Schwab is taking form.


Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.4236 del
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>>4232
Draw this one next pls.


Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.4237 del
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>>4236

Door knobs sucker.


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.4286 del
As I am unsure how to properly procede after this point. This is the end point of this sketch.


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.4290 del
>>4232
>>4286
>i draw art literally nicely and better than 2016-2020 ago
>"y-y-you draw like shit"
>when you "draw"
>trying to trace but doesn't actually get every detail right
yeah maybe you should stop drawing lmao
literally proved me right


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.4291 del
>As I am unsure how to properly procede after this point.
ofc FCF you wouldn't proceed with any drawing because you like to do schizo talk all day


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.4294 del
>>4286
You be missing the neck beard pubes tbh.


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.4300 del
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>>4286

Needs more layers of fat, neckbeard, glasses that are not held together by glue, poop stains on face and neck, poop stains under fingernails


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.4417 del
One of today's unfinished practice sketches, featuring a very pleased looking fat, Mexican man.


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.4418 del
>>4300
shut the fuck up
>>4417
and today's drawings is killing you because you're a fucking schizo racist
literally cannot draw a human right or anything right
and yet you think i draw like crap, how fucking ironic of you


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.4422 del
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>>4418

Honestly: is all this nonsense really SO important compared to the Big Picture of 'Life, The Universe and Everything'?
No, it really isn't, is it?
IT. DOES. NOT. MATTER!
So just let it go.

Yes, it is that easy.


Oh ffs... why can't he tell that was a piss-take, and have to take it so fucking seriously?

It's not fucking important. It just isn’t. Get a fucking grip.


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.4432 del
>>4417
Splatter some poop stains and it be accurate depicted tbh.
>>4418
>and yet you draw like crap
You unironically do draw crap filled diapers though, plus he barely started, while you claim to have years of practice. So what is your excuse tbh. If it ain't pzds it ain't got the geordie approval, methinks tbh.


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.4445 del
Accurate version of what Geordie is


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.4446 del
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Ffs forgot pic.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.4524 del
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.4527 del
I know it's not my thread but pic was supposed to be geordie and fcf's wife checking the 4444 get. Now I guess it could be her saying, something like "hey let's go to the farm upstate!" With him drooling "okay!" As Toilet Man sicks Diaper Girl to stop his beloved toy from dying. Idk man. It never turns out into what I want.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.4542 del
>>4527
It's still quit nice. It really captures poopcat's goblin-like nature.


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.4543 del
>>4432
drawing clean stuff without any messy alt whatsoever =/= crap filled
you retard
>he thinks i didnt practice
oh shut up


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.4544 del
>>4527
>>4542
you capture no other nature than your own


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.4546 del
>>4544
That's why poopcat's drawings are all terrible despite the time he's spent draiwng.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.4551 del
>>4546
My drawings are not terrible you fucking ape
drawing cartoons aren't terrible either


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.4558 del
>>4551
How much money do you make from those children coloring books?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.4561 del
>>4551
You unironically spend every waking moment drawing your degen drawings and they still look like crap.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.4639 del
>>4558
i didnt make any coloring books you idiot
>>4561
my drawings are not crap at all
not my fault you don't like cartoons/animation
also what 'degen' drawings. i don't see anything 'degenerate' haha


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.4649 del
>>4639
>>4551

Jordan: This is NOT how a 'normal' person should/would respond/argue for their self-justification and/or self-vindication.

Your PDD prevents you from seeing your own faults.

That is NOT OUR PROBLEM.

Have a Nice Day.


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.8099 del
did he died


Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.9253 del
OP dieded from jenk coming thru his screen.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.9255 del
Anyone know where he gets his money from?
I'm guessing from mental disability payments.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.9273 del
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>>9255
>gets his money
It'd go straight to Carmen, whatever disability social security payment he gets.

Could you imagine Yonkers managing his own expenses? He'd search out to purchase these straight away, before considering his food/rent/utilities/clothing etc costs. It's just not gonna happen.

inb4 yaddah yaddah yaddah


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.9280 del
>>9255
What money?


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.9283 del
>>9280
Someone pays his bills.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.9284 del
>>9283
Only Mittens and pizza matter for the not obese comic genius, long live Stanko Inc. and BoogerMan ©®™


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.9286 del
>>9283
His Mexican mother has 3 kids and can spend all day posting on 4chan. She's either on welfare, a cleaner, or hooking at night.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.9288 del
>>9286
And he's only Chubby®™.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.9290 del
>>9288
Can he even get a chubby? That thing looks nonfunctional.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.9291 del
>>9290
It's a clit s/he was a female.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.9292 del
>>9291
That explains the tits.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.9294 del
>>9255
i get it from your mum
>>9273
i never purchased that stupid image. i already eat food n all
but we should be asking how you're going to keep paying bills
>>9284
wtf are you fucking on about?
can you talk english and not retard?


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.9295 del
>>9286
she's only gave birth to us
just two male sons
you fucking IDIOT


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.9302 del
>>9295
Then who is Rose?


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.9305 del
>>9292
Dick size and sex differentiation is controlled by the amount of testosterone the embryo gets while in the mother during certain periods of growth. The source below is very interesting reading.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK526128/


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.9306 del
>>9305
When Do Penises Start and Stop Growing, and Can You Increase the Size?
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/when-does-your-penis-stop-growing


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.9307 del
>>9306
Dickheads are controlled by low IQ.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.9308 del
Womb where dickheads grow up to eat too much pizza.
It looks like an elephant that sucks the penis to make a baby.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.9309 del
>>9295
who are all the people that live in your house?


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.9313 del
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>>9302
>>9295
Jordan and Josie; Rose is his step-sister. He said she is of a different parent.

It's why he is so hung up on the whole Klim's step-sister thing: it's just pure envy.



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