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Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No. 6662
>saves images of child models


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Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.6667 del


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.6727 del
why has this board gone to literal shit in the past few days


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.6728 del
>>6727
Geordie sicked one of his /bant/ tards on us I'm guessing.


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.6730 del
>>6727
>>6728
This is just Jordan posting his instagram feed, he got banned for posting his meals on the real site.


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.6731 del
>>6730
Why is it every time Geordie gets banned from somewhere he immediately spergs and takes it out on this board?


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.6732 del
>>6731
He has PDD.


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.6733 del
>>6732
Stanko:
The king of pickled boogers.
His brain is a pimple.


Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.6735 del
>>6731
somewhere in catscatqua he is furiously munching logs from a church toilet to numb the pain lol


Anonymous 12/05/2022 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.6763 del
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It's what everybody knows about Geordie anyway: he's a pedo.


Anonymous 12/05/2022 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.6775 del
>>6763
Oh Yonkers... you sick pedo fuck...


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.6795 del
>>6727
because it's fucking STUPID that's why
>>6728
>>6730
Not me. Never posted that.
>>6731
Why is it that you believe every single lie? Do you NOT know what busy means? Fuck off.
No this isn't a "sperg" this is a rightful answer to your stupid answers
>>6732
No.
>>6733
More like yours is a pimple because what the fuck is wrong with you
>>6735
No, I'm working on a font.
>>6763
...That's not proof you actual retard.
>>6775
Stop replying to your own posts, lonely schizo pedo from Aussie


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.6800 del
>>6795
Sorry dude, but your arguments are invalid. You simply make no rational or logical sense at all, even tho you think you do. You don't.


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.6826 del
>>6800
Rich coming from someone who LITERALLY MAKES INVALID arguments ALL the TIME.
You DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AT ALL, EITHER.

No wonder you're an idiot, you keep fucking thinking of these girls you drool about.
Fuck off and stop trying to hide your already committed fauklts


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.6827 del
>>6795
>because it's fucking STUPID that's why
Then why do you keep coming back?


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.6834 del
Stop coming back here, if it upsets you so much.

Yes, it really is that easy for you.


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.7209 del
>>6662
i mean you not wrong to be desu
he do do that
lol doo doo


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.7240 del
looks like geordie has arrived in australia


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.7241 del
>>7239
craig has gone mad


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.7242 del
>>7240
Like how he claimed he was visiting other countries when he got banned from /bant/? And then Carmen went on to say they had family all over the world, minus Mexico.


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.7248 del
>hurrrr durrr it must be yonk
kill yourself. all of you.
even if yonkers was hopping on residental ips it would be the highlight of your day since youre pathetic and have nothing else going on :)


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.7249 del
Is... is that... is Yonkers trying to stalk, groom and rape SANTA?!


Anonymous 12/10/2022 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.7252 del
>>7242
i just assumed he was hunting down klim for some final brown pounding retribution
>all over the world, minus Mexico
lol because everyone in mexico traveled to the usa
>>7248
we was talking about geordie
the y man died


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.7253 del
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Klim...?!


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.7256 del
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What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti-social behaviour. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental day-care. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off.


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.7257 del


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.7258 del
>>7257
Oh my fucking god... that is what Klim actually looks like! Oh holy shit!


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.7259 del
>>7257
yonklim


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.7271 del
>>7257
>>7258
>>7259
This is 100% convincing proof that Klim is, in fact, Hector aka. Jordan's very own father!


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.7280 del
>>7256
Who are you talking about? And yes klim is a patient. A retarded patient that doesn't even need a hospital or jail, he needs to be ostracized from his country and get his fucking head sliced off already. he's a pedo, art stealer and a creepy stalker
>>7258
no, you don't look like me. kill yo5urself. you will NEVER be me


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.7285 del
Klim sure sounds like a based cool guy. I like him a lot. He inspires me to make good use of my senior years like he does. Thanks, Klim. You rock.


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.7289 del
>>7285
Third person talking about yourself won't help your case
You know damn well you're fucking crazy, old man


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Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.7303 del
>>7296
LIKE I;M NOT FUCKING JOKING AROUND
I LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING ASKED FOR AN ELDER FREAK, A FUCKING SCREENCAPPER (VIOLENT OFFENDER OF NONCONSENT ARCHIVING), A FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIC MANCHILD OR ANYOTHER IDIOT TO BE ON MY ASS
NO I DID NOT STALK FIG, NO I DID NOT FUCKING DRAW 0PORN OF HER STUPID CHARACTER AND NO I DO NOT LIKE CUB LOLI SHOTA, NO I DO NOT DRAW SHIT OR BEEN A FUCKING ANYTHING WRONG - NONE OF THE FUCKING THINGS YOU SAY
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DON'T LIKE YOUR MESSY
AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU ATUALLY MAKE MY LIFE A FUCKING LIVING HELL WHEN YOU'RE IN THE THEAD
TH8ISIS GENUINE ANGER AND STRESS BY THE WAYM, NOT A FUCKING JOKING PITTY ATTENTION ONE.
I ATUALLY FUCKING HATE YOU IT'S UNREAL


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Love your work today, Klimbot.


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.7306 del
>>7304
I WOULD HAVE HAD YOU stopped, STOPPED, AND STOPPED FUCKING TROLLING and tTALKING BHIND MY BACK.
LITERLALY ONE TASK IS FOR YOU TO FUCKING SHUT UP
I DONT CARE IF YOU GOT AN EXCUSE OR YOUR SOBSTORY
I TODL YOU TO EVEN FUCKING HELP WITH THE PROJECT
AND YOU DID NOT PROVIDE ANY THING


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.7307 del
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>>7306
You never did your weeks'-long assignment homework to establish your Vision, goals and aims, did you?

Who's fault is that?

3 1/2 years ago.

As was siad then: "If you don't do this, you will never get anything done".

3-1/2 years later: it's proven right.

Nobody's fault but your own.


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.7308 del
What did Poopcat mean by this today?

https://voca.ro/1b7cl2cdk3hP


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.7309 del
Copying my comments are not gonna save you, faggot.


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.7310 del
>>7307
i'm not gonna diaper you okay??? shut up
i literally do not diaper anyone, i'm sorry
i justg really hate trolls
i fucking want htem GONE!


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Yonkers b/f


Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.7428 del
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Here is the Official©®™ KlimBot Canon

A Quick rundown on Klim:

>Rothschild’s bow to Klim
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control mack city with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Klimtopia will be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klim babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Klimbots inside you right now
>Klim is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set-up the meeting between the Pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Klim bunker in Wilkes Land?
>They learned fluent Flufferian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Klim. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Klim
>Klim is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're a benevolent being.


NOTE: Official©®™ "Klimbot" spotted - hard at work.


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Before you respond, Jordan, consider: does this sound like it is *real*, or is it just a shitpost to trigger you into posting?
Think about it...
Take as much time as you need.

Conclusion: Woah dude... it's not real. It's. Not. Real. Stop reacting like it's real. That's your PDD Autism at work.


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Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.7432 del
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We all love sexy Santa at Xmas


Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.7441 del
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>>7428
Reinforce the trigger with a bite of pizza after each insult :^)

"You can force a man to wake up, but he'll just fall back to sleep (trance), his preferred state."
-WiZarD :^)

(Invite more playmates to our Lunatic Asylum, we will enjoy group therapy for the Holidaze).


Jordan: Please Review These Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.7580 del
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Klim is asking Jordan to review his new works of art; what does he think of them? Any constructive feedback is appreciated. Thanks.


Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.7592 del
>>7428
there's no klimbot canon
the real lore for your broke ass is:
>born in 1970s, born from their own mother and father
>been an innocent angel
>until a few years later, you had realized you didn't car3e for what you do online so you were dropped on its head as a baby, an then decide to become a pedophile, art stealer, and creepy stalker
moron


Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.7614 del
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Gollum: My PRECIOUS! AAAA!: https://files.catbox.moe/iea2t9.mp3



>>7592
Before you respond, Jordan, please consider: does this look/sound like it is *real*, or is it just a shitpost to trigger you into posting?
Think about it...
Take as much time as you need.

>>7428
Conclusion: Woah dude... it's NOT real. It's. Not. Real. Stop reacting like it's real. That's your PDD Autism at work, preventing you from recognizing the difference.

---------------------------

PLUS...
You were asked to do ONE THING... just ONE THING here: >>7580 , but you simply could not do it, Precious.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.7685 del
>>7580
you never drew any of this


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>>7685
Are you absolutely sure about that? Maybe you should do a reverse image search, then you might find Klim's real name! Ooooh! Imagine that!


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Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.7828 del
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Klim Stalked me, Groomed me, Brainwashed me and Forced me Against My Will to post these images. It's all his fault.


Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.8407 del
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These are images of Klim's step-sister on her honeymoon after they married when she was 12-yo. NB. This was a legal practice back then.
Bless you, Klim & Mrs. Klim.


Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.8409 del
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>>8407
Let's be honest: you simply cannot blame Klim; after all, he was only doing what a good Big Brother would do.


Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.8431 del
>>8407
>>8409
Yonkers Stalked me, Groomed me, Brainwashed me and Forced me Against My Will to post these images. It's all his fault.


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>>8407
>>8409
What the hell, Klim? I am only human?!


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.8685 del
>>8407
>>8409
Mr. & Mrs. Klim


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>>8685
Mr. & Mrs. Klim?


The Crimes of Klim Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.9080 del
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Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it:
THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE IS GUILTY OF…

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Ukraine Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete BASTARD!


Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.9099 del
>>9080
Klim!
Klim!
Klim! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky.
Klim! Floats by in clusters in our water supply.
Klim! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair.
Klim! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear.
Klim is all.
Klim is divine.
Klim is in control.
Klim whips and chains our soul.
We carry credit cards.
We live in fear of art.
Klim is the Om.
Klim is revolution.
L
Klim is the tapeworm,
in the bottle of cheap tequila.
That comes alive at night,
And sneaks up and bite our nipples.
Klim!
Klim!

(Source: https://endchan.gg/baaa2/res/8707.html#9083 )


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.9274 del
>>9099
So, WHY does Yonkers have such a massive ‘Hate Boner’ for his Klim?

He is *always* talking about and drawing attention to him.

- Sexual?
- Unrequited love?
- A replacement for never having an older male role model?
- Re-directed self-hatred/self-loathing?
- Rage at the knowledge that he killed his own brother?
- His inability to accept his PDD and social isolation?
- Knowledge he has no future: no gf/wife/children/forever alone?
- Jealousy/Envy?
- Seeing his own reflection in a Mirror?

Yonkers, stop spamming and sperging out about your Aussie b/f who married his step-sister on her 12th birthday, and fed her donkey semen on their Wedding Night, you fucking idiot. Just let it go ffs. It's just a shitpost to wind you up. Stop replying to that troll, you fucking idiot.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.9275 del
Here is the Official©®™ KlimBot Canon (according to Yonkers)

A Quick rundown on Klim:

>Rothschild’s bow to Klim
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control mack city with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Klimtopia will be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klim babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Klimbots inside you right now
>Klim is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set-up the meeting between the Pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Klim bunker in Wilkes Land?
>They learned fluent Flufferian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Klim. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Klim
>Klim is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're a benevolent being.



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