>>9316
Thanks.

>/wsr/
What is geordie doing on a board not meant for his ways?

>>9316
how about you piss off and never make threads again please
i don't want you archiving it either
in a few years or less year this board may die very eventually
and my name is NOT "yoinkass" for the last time

>>9421
OK Yoinkass, whatever you say.

Zeig Heil Mein SS Yonkerführer

We must submit and obey his holy will

>>9421
I never heard a chubby cat say oink before.

>there is no fucking "noose" kink. no one gets hard over what is to be a suicide method
Looks like he hasn't heard of autoerotic asphyxiation. Probably for the best, there's not a light fitting or door frame known to man that would withstand that fat fuck's weight.

>>9421
dead boards is more your style geordie

>>9434
>and my name is NOT "yoinkass" for the last time.
Doubt

>>9421
i already 'left' you're just tlking to molly. like, um, >_< uh, hello there babe?

>>9451
who's molly, is that rose's alias

>>9451
are you becoming a tranny again geordie
lol sorry i mean molly

>>9451
Is your latest Trannie Morph of Klim/Rose called "Molly" now, Yoinkarse?
Bizarre.

>>9453
first he wanted to be called macker, then it was megan, now it's molly. the fact that all of them start with m is proof that he's serious about it

>>9457
it's just one of his ''many' alias' over the years... jesus, i'm not gonna post that List again! kek

Love, Bernie.

>>9457
it annoys me when trannies dont at least pick a name that alliterates with their old one
jojo should adopt something like jacinda or juanita or jenkette
or even stick with jordan rivera
thats already the name for a little girl

>>9462
megan is his deadname, macker is his deadername, and jordan is his deadestname. he's at 3 name changes at this point, plus all the nicknames he's had over the years. he probably doesn't even remember he used to be called jordan.

>>9464
do the times when he was calling himself sophia or mittens count too

>>9464
>>9465
Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GansterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starrukko…

>>9465
i think that was some chris chan style delusion where he thought that mittens and sophia were possessing his body so i'm not sure

i get that you upset because geordie is busy visiting hector but can you calm down with the spam dumps bro
>>9468
he really is hitting all the chris milestones aint he
the funny thing is that although chris likes retard shit
>mlp hyperdimensionia neptunia sonic etc
his interests are much higher level than geordie
do that mean he going to go down the schizo retard pipline slower or faster

>>9465
>>9485
no
i've been asleep
fuck off
>can you calm down
he can't
klim doesn't listen
so why try reasoning with him
and no, i'm not hitting any chris milestone
>>9468
>>9465
you're so fucking stupid to the point where you don't realize i was merely roleplaying, and sophia's a killed off character. i don't even draw her anymore.
the mittens was also a roleplay too
>>9464
megan is not real, it is a faked snapchat filter
macker is literally my current name, none of these are 'deadnames'
i've never even legally changed my name irl
and jordan is still my name because fuck you i'm not transitiioning, and i'm a male.
>>9457
i never asked to be called megan
how delusional are you
when will your feeble child mind realize that it's not real

>>9457
and the "molly" thing is a fucking joke too, a ROLEPLAY joke
something like
>Umm, *smack lip* uhh, *smack smack* like, oH MY god, babe
is a fucking JOKE. it's a CHARACTER with potential.
holy fuck you're a retard
>>9459
you're not bernie. you're a grown elder man with problems about kids and animals
>>9462
no
you should adopt a gun and kill yourself with it
i just really hate you
>>9451
kill yourself and never copy my posts again

>>9429
what weight
i'm not niggercado
>>9436
it's not a doubt
i don't care if leafy called me that the first time
i've never even infringed when making mittens design
>>9452
it's what this fat bitch of a cat supposed to look like
you probably know them with the green haired girl
>>9453
>thinking everyone is me

>>9474
You don't have mushrooms. You can't pay for drugs.
>Apols
it's APOLOGIES. and you can't fucking apologize for anything
>>9475
>>9476
>edits
cope

>>9486
>feeble child mind
Projection again Jordan, you're the one with PDD.

>>9490
you're the only one projecting because you won't stop fucking repeating your fucking phrase for the 11th time
no i do not have any pervasive crap disorder
i dont even fucking act like it

>>9495
Yes you do and that's why you can't grasp the concept. https://vocaroo.com/1epZgSaeXCBo

>>9457
What do you think he forces Carmen to call him?
>>9468
His lard of a body is large enough to host all of his cat personas, maybe mittens really was a real family pet and he tried brown pounding it one too many times and convinced himself that it didn't die, but now lives in him.

>>9506
The sounds of all Yonkers posts... Yonkers Screaming & Sperging Out: https://files.catbox.moe/t65ppk.mp4

➽ [●] Yonkers IS the "21st Century Schizoid Man" [video]: https://files.catbox.moe/j3kwv8.mp4

>>9489
>>9486
>>9487
>>9488
lol tardrage
dont shit your pants bro
and if you do shit your pants
dont eat it afterwards this time

>>9500
big penis white man

Jerk off furiously to this, Geordie.

>>9500
what the fuck are you on about. this is why no one talks to you, lemonz.
we never had a family pet at all
>lard
how the fuck is it lard
how the fuck do i have personas of cats
and no, mittens is only my OC

>Pure Nonsese Noises
you're such an idiot
i was doing impressions and having fun
and laughing
and testing voices

>>9524
>family pet
That's because you shat on it, killed it, cooked and ate it. Carmen said so.

>>9525
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

>>9523
that's not your model you fucking spaz. stop stealing my shit or i will seriously fucking sue you you fucking rampant pedophile from australia i will seriously end your career

>>9523
Jerk off to this instead, Geordie: it's now called "Mr. & Mrs. Klim looking for a donkey to milk".

>>9529
he said on /b/ that someone drew that for him. the question is who was it and are they aware of our boy's poop addiction

>>9527
>stop stealing my shit
theres only room for one poo thief on this board
and thats geordie

>>9531
YA GOT SUM POO FOR ME BOI?

>>9530
i dont have a opoop addiction you fuckin idiot
>who was it
why do you want to know everyone? piss off
>>9529
thats mittens and milkshake takin a walk

warning
jenk abuse can make the user hallucinate and believe they have friends
in reality all they have is a bottle of sewer gas and poopoo breath

well i see you still won't stop talking about me huh
>>9535
fuck off
there's no jenk at fucking all
it's not a hallucination either.. it's just a fucking drawing... and you edited out mittens' friend... what's wrong with you?
besides that's not even what flufferia looks like
>>9536
>mack city university
uh
we don't have that
especially not a shortened name
>university of watnai
not a thing either \
>enid reilly
>harrison glumpton
not real people

>>9538
lay off the jenk
you still hallucinating hard
>>9536
he follows the science of anturdy fartchi

>>9538
what ever happened to watnai anyway? did the government of watnai collapse?
>it's not a hallucination either
jordan, you've been in a coma for the past 5 years. there is no such thing as endchan or 4chan, there is no such thing as /baaa2/, there is no drawthread, there is no klim, there are no trolls, there are no talking cats, all if it is just a hallucination. wake up, jordan, joshie misses you.

>>9540
i'm not laying on any jenk because it's not real
it's a dead trend to make a fake "drug" jim
>>9541
...watnai's still there.
just hadn't completed the whole concept, technically.
and no, government's still there. they just dont want ya people entering just to hurt fellow watnians or their culture.
and fuck fof with your "coma" shit. i know what the internet is. and i've never said anything about a real talking cat
i only said sophia was """real""" so you could fuck off even further from attempting to mess with my actual sentient human parent(s)
and there is clearly no joshie here. he's not doxxed all the time

>>9542
you just think that because you jenked off yo tits

>>9542
Jenkem is the National product of Watnai.
>>9538
ur hallucinating again... can't you figure out that those diplomas ARE JUST A PISS-TAKE TO BAIT YOU? You took the bait... yet again, you fuckling idiot.
>not real people
But Bernie Gores IS!

>>9543
no i didn't you idiot
can you stop fucking stupid already
>>9546
jenkem is not from watnai
and you're not doing any fucking "piss take" nor bait, you're so fucking retarded you act like this intentionally. WITH INTENTION. WITH NO REGRET OR REMORSE.
YOU EVEN STEAL ART INTENTIONALLY

>>9549
It's true: Jenkem is real and is made in Watnai.

>>9553
can you stop being fucking stupid already

>>9554
second attempt
good job lol

>jenkem is not from watnai
thats true
all the jenk that floods shittens world is made in caca city
its next door to macker city

>>9542
> there is clearly no joshie here. he's not doxxed all the time
Then why did you post pics of him online for the world to see? And when did Carmen stop being a hologram to you, probably after the beating you gave her I bet.

>>9558
i think he stopped the hologram thing after carmenonstream. it's hard to claim someone's just a hologram when they're capable of taking you off the internet or posting on 4chan