Personally the miserable thousand yard stare makes my cock diamonds. Hate your life and job? Hot, you depressed little slut. Love your work and churn out good content? Hot, you little nympho slut. Cat shit on her floor in the background of every photo? Hot, you lazy little slut.

Nothing can stop me from gooning to Bonbi. I'll goon to her twitch streams while she talks about how difficult life is, I'll goon to her trying to dial back her content, I'll goon to her giving an invasive close-up as she rubs a dildo against the fabric of her crotch for 3 seconds. I'll fucking goon just to spite her. She opened this door and by God I'm going to walk through it. Through sheer willpower alone I will overcome her complete and total lack of sex appeal and goon.