How much longer do I have to wait to meet Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan? It's clear we live in my video game simulation, so why haven't the worthless NPCs actually gone out of their way to make themselves useful to me and finally introduce me to both Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan?



I don't understand why I'm still expected to jump through all of these stupid hoops and pretend as if I'm equal to all the other NPCs and get a job when all the jobs are stupid and require me to do things like taking customer service or basic computer skill tests, and even the simulation has throttled me in such a manner where I'm homeless, living in the ghetto and not even able to properly bathe in actual nice amenities because I'm surrounded by literal mentally retarded NPCs who don't know how to flush the toilet or clean properly after themselves.



It's so fucking stupid. Everything is beyond retarded. I am just as annoyed as I've ever been having to continuously get gaslit because apparently everyone else doesn't believe that I'm in a video game where I'm supposed end up with both Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan.



And I guess we're still gonna pretend that Madeleine McCann is dead when she's perfectly fine in California, and I'm still as unhappy and miserable as I've always been here in Philadelphia, because apparently I have to suffer through all the political and religious bullshit just to have my cute, non-degenerate Mary Sue-style throuple with both Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan because even they have to continue filming those stupid shows and releasing whatever book Sam has to release, because it's not enough that I have had to wait for the past five years.



And now I'm not even able to comment on Madeleine's Instagram post because the simulation has decided that I'm not able to leave comments to her anymore at this point.