Ya’ll know that fat fuck janitor, the one that works at the hospital and doesn’t get any hazard pay, which is weird (it isn’t). He found out there was a Tiny Kong robot at the pizza parlor or some shit and rushed down there to fuck its brains out and accidentally ran into best girl. Now she’s fucking dead and he’s fine cause the excess fat acted like a cushion.

No one tell Neppy till we figure out what we’re gonna do, fuckin’ A man.