Catherine bring me your brother immediately! Why isn't that lawn mowed? Catherine? I left you in charge of him!

Sorry mom he said he would do it before the day was out mom, he's having trouble walking! His balls are all
swollen up from last night mom!

Typical male using his balls as an excuse to get out of work!

But mom they are really swollen this time, as big as grapefruit!

Just go get him Catherine.

My brother Jeremy was 18 now. I was almost 12 and just learning the differences between males and females. Males
were weak because they had balls! Females were strong because we didn't! My mom was teaching me how to use their
weakness to control them. Now that I was getting older she said I should learn the basics.

I went out to where Jeremy was weeding the garden. He was on all fours pulling weeds his big testicles hanging
under his butt, dangling all swollen and red looking from last night. Mom had yanked and twisted them because he