Just had tea with my brother and his girlfriend.

My brother starts talking about Zimbabwe and it wanting back the white farmers that left, his girlfriend chimes in with something like 'why would you want to live in Africa' I mention that it was not always so bad and that Kinshasa the capital of the Congo used to be called Kin le belle, then she said something like 'ah cuz they speak French' and then my brother says
'No they were a Belgian colony they spoke Belgian'
Then I said this was not true they did speak French.
She then added 'yeah Belgium is like the capital of France'

....I hate these people.