Make Philippines Fun Again
That takes a Duterte.
The daughter of the good old Prez we all loved, Sara Zimmerman Duterte-Carpio, who serves as vice presidend, is a similarly hilarious personality as his dad.
https://philnews.ph/2024/11/23/vp-sara-duterte-reveals-final-wish-kapag-pinatay-ako-patayin-mo-sila-pbbm/
>Wag kang mag-alala sa security ko kasi may kinausap na ako na tao. Sinabi ko sa kanya, ‘pag pinatay ako, patayin mo si BBM, si Liza Araneta, at si Martin Romualdez. No joke. No joke,”
According to google:
Don't worry about my security because I'm talking to someone. I told him, 'When I was killed, kill BBM, Liza Araneta, and Martin Romualdez.
BBM is the current president, Ferdinand "Bongbong" Romualdez Marcos Jr., Liza Areneta is his wife. Martin Romualdez is the Speaker of the House and cousin of BBM. Well the Philippines apparently a family enterprise like a mom-and-pop store. Also now I want a prez or pm whose name is Bongbong.
So apparently Sara Duterte talks about an assassin who is contracted to assassinate the Prez and his family in case something happens to her. Let's hope she won't choke on a fishbone.