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With the recent news of hakase's stepping down this is a temporary safe haven for the small but dedicated community of nanochan. I say temporary because we might be able to make a new imageboard for us to migrate to afterwards. I am the christian anon and while I have a distain for heresy I promise I will uphold the valuable and good discussion of our beloved imageboard despite the dark times. This board will be run similarly to /l/ no /t/ content.

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Shitpost thread

So I have come to the realization that shitposting is almost impossible to completely stop so I have decided to come up with this idea. This thread will be dedicated completely to Low effort posting and any other low effort posting will be deleted and I will issue a ban for them. If there are any objections post in this thread.

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I miss my Mewch frens.

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The LEGIT Nanochan history lesson #8235

The other thread ( http://nanochangkn3dxfkr5prfw76hiq3qpjyzr44m4zxbwub5f4kditlufid.onion/pico/meta/7 ) is full of memes, incorrect information and lies, ITT I am gonna tell you the real history of nanochan, unfiltered and from an impartial perspective.
If you are a newfag you HAVE to read this, note: if you joined after hakase was already gone you ARE a newfag.
>t. 2018 oldfag
The beginning of the end
>End of October 2018 ~ 2018-10-28:
an OpenBSDfag that identifies himself first as "37564N" and then as "hakase" makes a thread on 8chan /tech/ saying he created a JavaScript-free onion-only imageboard written in Lua about ~1800 sloc of code long called "nanochan", umarufag and asukafag joined this day, although asukafag did not have an identity at the time.
>End of October 2018 ~ Subsequent days:
more gets revealed of the reasons of hakase for creating nanochan it seems that he created it cause he was unhappy with 8chan /pol/ lenient moderation, but even though his focus was on making a polics board since /pol/ users were skeptic of Tor, few users from /pol/ migrate while instead lot come from /tech/ attracted by the minimal design, it was originally shilled at mewch so maybe someone from there too.
>Begin of November 2018:
nanochan gets spammed heavily with automated spam, many methods of captcha gets studied, proposed and tested, like proof of work algorithms and text captcha, but in the end hakase capitulates and nanochan gets shut down, all seems lost.
>Middle of November 2018:
hakase gets nanochan back online, the spammer comes back, at some point umarufag was added as a gvol, finally the spammer gives up, slowly hakase adds many new features like many new types of files supported, overboard, floating postbox, etc.
>From end of November 2018 to begin of March 2019:
nanochan flourishes activity is decent, quality is high, spirits are high, a new chan is born and it quickly becomes the best in the darknet and one of the best for quality discussion, the Hapase meme is born based on the fact that hakase first used "37564N" as a username like Noriko did and it sounded funny lol, at some point umarufag gets bullied into resigning his mod position, at some point another mod gets added from /pol/ but then he gets purged, the logo competition happens asukafag proposes a modified logo after the competition is over lol but hakase ignores him ( http://nanochanqzaytwlydykbg5nxkgyjxk3zsrctxuoxdmbx5jbh2ydyprid.onion/meta/1018#post1627 ) coincidentally that same refused logo will become the official nanochang logo(possibly invalidates the hakasuka theory), sakamoto, endofunctor and Nyanonymous comes from this period although they did not have any identity at the time.
The golden age of the avatarfag quartet
>From begin of March 2019 to being of May 2019:
during this period suddenly a sharp increment in avatarfaggotry happens, if before umarufag was the only avatarfag on the site now there are 4, umarufag, asukafag, starfag, lainfag, some people start hating their guts, others hates them less, regardless it is a fact that most of the time(with the exception of umarufag) they engaged in some interesting discussion and often effortposted, of these new avatarfag asukafag becomes instantly infamous cause of his hapa propaganda, thread derail, frequent attacks of other posters and admission of being the HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES spammer that caused so many boards to impose restrictions on Tor users, yet his knowledge of technology and OpenBSD gives him some cred at first, some people ask for his removal but hakase does nothing and once even removes a anti-hapa thread, hakase also creates /o/ and /k/ at some point, starfag and lainfag comes from this period.
Hakase's instability
>From begin of May 2019 to third week of May 2019:
hakase starts showing signs that he is not happy with the direction the site is taking, it is unknown what exactly what going through his head, it unknown if it was related to the hapa spam, but for sure it was in the air that something was going to happen, hakase makes a t

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>the cost of getting a new IP address can be amortized to $5
should the internet replace IP addresses with a token you can buy on an anonymous blockchain pegged to $5 USD?

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>he still owns a CRT
based or pedo?

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I wonder, does anyone moderate this bunker? I guess there's one way to find out...

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where nanochan @

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shitspammer won btw

>The connection has timed out
where nanochan @

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lukas pelz

lukas pelz

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>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill homosexuals and hate jews
>homosexuals bad even though they infect faggots with aids and wreck their anuses
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4chan
>4chan bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4chan bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity

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thread is good

i hate nigers

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DarkPaste - Share Text and Files Anonymously on the Tor Network.
URL: http://darkpastendsixpmwpwhfoqlkab74rhopzk26pnca7aapjwr3b5nzgid.onion/trending

Included is a full user system and commenting on pastes. Sticky pastes are possible. Password protection is optional.

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PAHO's announcements

and find out the condition of your neighbors, work colleagues and service personnel in common areas.

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Risk Communication and Community Engagement

Using the table, you can filter up to the street where you live

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I wanna get kidnapped by a girl

Im still a teenager, but i just wanna stop taking decisions, i never fo it correctly... I wanna the slave of a girl after getting kidnapped

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whatchu know about drowning down in the deep

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Conspiracy Chan

Post Some Conspiracy's guys, preferably ones that expose Jewish fuckry.

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Did Nanochan go Poof?

Try to load Nanochanq .onion link for the past hour and keep getting the 'Onionsite Not Found' error. What happen?

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Everyday until you like it

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It's over

Janitor department is extremely corrupt and makes up rules out of thin air, they were so desperate to clean up my posts that they hired new janitors and deleted every thread that might be possibly made by me.
I said it wouldn't work endofunctor, pass control of the board over to somebody else if you're not gonna take care of it. If you're not I will make sure nanochan will soon meet its end.

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the story is simple: everyone in our life was in the ass, anyone will say you need to do it yourself! but not everyone will understand that there should be a push to help! if you are not everyone and you understand me, help me?Z892067322988

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It's dead, jim

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selling info

Hello, I have information on 1 million people who reside in Spain, I have everything about them national identity document, address, name, telephone number. The information is secure since it is stolen from the database of a parcel company to contact us

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Google Captcha

Guys, have you ever considered yourself a robot?
Because apparently that's what Google Captcha (the pick bus/car/hydrant/whatever) thinks about yours truly.
I legitimately struggle with solving it, privacy concerns aside. Like, I might see myself solving it 10+ over until something particularly easy and non-ambiguous pops up.
I wonder if I am a special snowflake, retarded or whatever, or maybe the captcha is just awful.

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apparently you can still (inconveniently) read and post on nanochan despite the DoS

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Nanochan is down

And no one is saying anything.

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cool new board

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Important News!

hikari lost

also, official bunker thread is here --->

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New Boards


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Porno access

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Nanochang is back up

Due to endosoyman's extended and likely indefinite downtime, I have decided to modify picochan to work on linux and resurrect nanochang. This is the official successor to soy-nanochan, so everyone should come over here.


Remember, we have
- 5 files per post
- Inline image expansion
- Many file types support (images, video, audio, pdf, svg)
- relative times
- dark theme

which endosoyman has not managed to add even though he spent months programming a shitty clone of nanochan-1 in a tranny language.

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Instead of being a nigger that creates huge list of imageboards that has no benefit but spam this will include a short description of boards available and activity for my reference. Only english imageboards.
tl;dr - Go bareback at 4chan, kohlchan, wizchan or other small imageboards that don't want tor if you want activity.

>stop feeding newfags
>tor is for pedos
>muh sekrit club
>these imageboards are too slow
>true anonymity my ass

Don't click on links to illegal brothels or other suspicious websites in some of these.

.onion with clearnet imageboards
8kun - http://www.jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/ - Mid Activity
Fucked up remnants of 8chan with backdoor to DoD. Active /pol/ and qboomer boards but rest are dead. - http://ninechnjd5aaxfbcsszlbr4inp7qjsficep4hiffh4jbzovpt2ok3cad.onion/ - Low Activity
Created by Joshua Moon, ex-8chan developer who ragequit and now run by endchan team. Used to have active /pol/ and /b/ now ruined by pedo circlejerks. - http://4usoivrpy52lmc4mgn2h34cmfiltslesthr56yttv2pxudd3dapqciyd.onion/ - Mid Activity
Run by Acidman and Mark, ex-BOs of 8/v/. Active /v/, /co/, /abdl/ and hentai boards but rest are dead or slow. Has /monarchy/, /liberty/, /pol/ and /b/ but they're slow.
Endchan - http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/ - Mid Activity
Where imageboards go to die and become bunkers. Should I bother with description? - http://47s7obvdgdpj6fkc.onion/ - Mid Activity - Altchan Federation
Looks like bunker for people who got banned from 4chan /pol/ or /b/. Has active /ausneets/. - http://tew7tfz7dvv4tsom45z2wseql7kwfxnc77btftzssaskdw22oa5ckbqd.onion/ - Webring - Mid Activity
No description because this is probably the best place left so you should check it yourself. They're all hobby boards except /fascist/. - http://bhm5koavobq353j54qichcvzr6uhtri6x4bjjy4xkybgvxkzuslzcqid.onion/ - Webring - Mid Activity
Anime and related boards. Would rather avoid because anime causes autogynephilia.
AlogSpace - http://bhlnasxdkbaoxf4gtpbhavref7l2j3bwooes77hqcacxztkindztzrad.onion/ - Webring - Mid Activity
Julay World. Active /cow/ for e-celeb drama and faggotry related to imageboard BOs. Has hobby boards like star wars, /robowaifu/, /retro/ and /film/ but they're slow.


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nanochan has accumulated to many wh*te invaders
so i took it down with the help of the SEAL

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I asked some friends in irc what's going on with Tor lately and it seems that some important directory auths are going down recently. It seems to have effected some v3 addresses but no v2 addresses. Thus, I think it's time endo gives us a v2 again!

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Dump your nanochan.dbs
Different ones are welcome since cyclical threads delete old posts and /b/ threads die when pushed off
This one from 10th January 2021 06:02

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Based NNAPD reporting

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On nanochan, hundreds of posts have been deleted every day as "spam" that are not spam, just free speech that the person deleting it doesn't like. This is what corruption looks like.

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FYI, the "Reifag" you've seen posting around here isn't the genuine Reifag. Image file names, syntax and general attitude are completely different.
Just figured I should let anybody who's unfamiliar know.

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I am resurrecting this bunker

Nanochan is the best IB in the universe.

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Welcome umarufren!

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Endofunctor having problems with some boomer.

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I was trying to SHONYAH some spammer, but after a couple of deletions the server imploded, sorry about that :(

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Come to my web

You cant post so mu7ch things

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Nanochan links


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Connection Problem

Is anyone else having trouble to connect? nanochanqwr seems to be still up, but it's redirecting to nanochatpwz which isn't working for me.

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Read the bible

I believe that everyone here should read the bible to gain an increased knowledge of why everything is wrong in the world. As it is probably the truth as it is the word of God through his servants you will never find a more important piece of literature. So I suggest reading the bible.

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New stock on high quality party stuffs.

New stock on high quality party stuffs.

Once you order from us, you gain discount.

wickr: chana01

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I just wanted to create a loser thread on nano but seeing you here on another site made me a bit happy. I was the one creating anti-jap threads and fighting with hapase using arguments. Hello!

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The Phoenix Is Rising From The Ashes

The child you lost is looking for you and she knows of the Project that kept her

Project Phoenix needs to burn, the tide is rising

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At least, you have .onion address. Nobody wants to use .xyz address. It's not anonymous.

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What went wrong

-Split into too many boards

A low traffic website like nano would do just fine with only two boards. If someone wanted to talk about something specific like weapons, cars and anime they could just do it in lounge. At least that way you would have an active board with several dozen posts a day instead of 6 boards with a few posts each.

-Hapa spammer/no moderation

He is probably also here shilling for himself but nearing the end of nanochan he was pretty much shitting up every thread with the talk about whites and hapas.

-Immature owner

The website owner was a delusional moron who thought that he could replace other chans while putting no effort into controlling his website. When it failed he just gave up and called it a day.

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I pastebinned nano's source code.

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Nanochan is back up under new administration, finally.
Nanochan is dead, long live Nanochan.

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NC News

Today on the news: is DOWN.
>oh no something has apparently gone very wrong and your request was lost forever. try again later?
Looks like Hakase took the whole server with her mailbox down with her.
Other theories welcome. xD

Good news (for some people) about that is that I won't receive anything from Hakase. Bad news is that nobody will get anything, since Hakase's email is from there too.

In other news:
>The board you tried to post in is currently locked.
On /meta/, /l/ and /t/ at the very least. Didn't see any point in checking it further.

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Invisibility of Endchan's Superiority

I've already made this thread on /b/. But, I thought I'd bring it here since nanochan harbors deep discussion better than any image board I'm aware of. Here goes:

Endchan advantages over 8chan:
-350mb uploads
-no cp
-i2p support
-real servers
-better admins
-encrypted disks
-no required captchas
-no Jim
-multiple domains
-no cloudflare
-Eye of sauron
-better ID system
-realtime posting
8chan advantages over Endchan:

Why do people who are aware of this place post to 8chan, let alone prefer it, again? Is the anonymous web truly just 60%+ retarded redditors?

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Might as well post an HQ version of this video here since responses on nanochan are locked now. I don't know what exactly drove me to make this. Oh well

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Total shill here, but we at fapchan sure would love to take in refugees and attend to fapping needs :p

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Tired of rulecucking and hotpocketry?
No DMCA, Less autistically enforced dost, non-absolute-shit CSS.
Also, you can make your own board now.

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Do you guys think that every crusade were justified? I as a christian believe that some were justified but I think others may have differing opinions.

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Thank you. Hopefully, I can hang with you bros for as long as possible.