none of my pants fit anymore
they sit too far down on my hips that pants that were once a decent length are now too long so i end up stepping on the bottom of them

>>7353
Get a belt bud, I'm so used to that that I don't even have any decently fitting pants even though there might be some jeans that would fit me.

>>7353
>wasted first post on a blogpost bragging about how much weight he's lost
yeah okay buddy keep rubbing it in

>>7355
HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK? IF HE ERASES TIME WHERE DOES IT GO?

>>7356
I didn't understand how King Crimson worked, or how Gold Experience Requiem 2: The Sith Lords worked. Part 5 was where JoJos officially jumped the shark in powerwank.

zomg only cyuuuuuute britbongfus posted so far this bread, I hope nobody ruins it by posting coal.

>>7354
I use belts but that doesn't make my pants sit better because they're unfitting enough to begin with

>>7355
oh you deleted both of the posts
anyways I'll blogpost about the new girl I'll obsessively daydream from a distance about being married and having a family with later when I'm home

>>7359
I delete every post I dislike, hence why you never see an anti-acid post on acidchan.net/acid/

>>7360
omg hiiii cordmin 😊

>>7361
Sorry for the slow reply, just got off a long shift working the 'cord moderation mines. Banning cave dwellers, kay (softysaeran) posters and reminding nekos to take they meds.

It's a tough job, but some neko has to do it, and I'm happy to step up to the plate, because I know that more plates = more dates.

we love arcane don't we folks?

>>7363
We hate arcane

arrived at the pre-seminar group work this morning to find out that I have not only one of the incredibly pretty, almost wifeable-on-the-spot worthy, girls I've been day dreaming about in my group but also another girl that is somewhat cute and a third girl who I initially was unsure if I found her cute or not (and the semen demon portuguese girl but she was 50 minutes late and I dont like her anymore nor is she relevant to this blogpost)
We ended up splitting into 3 groups of 3 and I was in the group with the girl I was undecided whether or not she was cute.
Turns out: she has an incredibly pretty voice, gets prettier the more you look at her, her eyes glisten when they look at you and her breaking into smiles when she's figuring something out is so nice to see
It kinda felt flirtatious at times (when the third wheel was off to eat lunch and we finished up our part of the assignment) how she kept saying stuff like "Thank you, Neko, without you we wouldn't be able to (bla bla)" and other praises and stuff, or when she leaned in and whispered to me asking the name of the third wheel girl whose name she had forgotten
Can't wait to daydream about this possibly serbian/croatian or otherwise eastern yuropeon girl and never have it lead anywhere 💪

>>7365
Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?

>show up 15 min early due to bus
>ask bossman if I can clock in 15min early and then just clock out 15min early
>NO. YOU CAN ONLY WORK IN YOUR CONTRACTED HOURS.
Okay, guess who is gonna get the latest bus possible every day from now on.

I'm literally working entirely independently, it makes no fucking difference if I start and end a little earlier because I happen to get here a bit earlier.
>>7365
Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?

>>7366
> >>7365 (you)
> Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?
Yeah sorry buddy but that is not allowed. It breaks the sacred rule of the neko brotherhood (and sister rekington) which states that no neko shall ever possess the confidence to ask a girl out

>>7367
That's a rule? IM GONNA RULEBREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

>>7368
prove it

>>7367
I heard sister rekington stopped acting like a clown and now only uses Hee/Hee/Him pronouns

>>7370
The Neverlandneko...

neko has 2 hours and 20 minutes left to post his epic parodies

>>7372
Can I get an extension due to my manic depressive mental health issues? Please Doc 🙏

>>7373
>Please Doc
The Doc prescribes Green and Purple pills, 1 each for you buddy. Now get to work.

>>7374
Thanks Doc

AMOTHER DAY GETTING HOME LIKE 45 MINUTES LATE BECAUSE I MISS A BUS ABD THUS MISS A BUS.

I WAS AT WORK 20 MINUTES EARLY. JUST LET MR FUCKING START SND FINISHCA FEW MINUTES EARLY ABD SAVR HOURS OF MY LIFE RVERY WEEK FROM THIS BUS HOME DHIT

>>7377
He's Indian too. Ancient nekos will remember 5 years ago md blogging about my Indian boss.

I hate them bit love curry. Difficult situation

>>7378
>Difficult situation
I've got a solution for you. Start hating curry

>>7379
No... I couldn't... I love eating cold curry

>>7381
The brainrot... It's terminal... I'm sorry...

>>7382
>It's terminal
I used to trickshot on this map. I'm a bit of a sigma if you ask me

had to catch an alt bus (read: I love alt bitches i've got a fucking problem), led to me having a ten minute walk home IN THE SNOW but i still arrived 10 minutes earlier than if i'd just waited for the norman bus I take

yes, it's fucking snowing. PLEASE do not use this information to doxx me, it's only snowing in Skegness in all of Europe right now.
>>7383
me and some friends made a trickshotting montage on MW2 back in the day xD

>englishman has snow thick enough to cry over before I even have the first frost of the winter
global warming...

>>7385
I'm just annoyed because it is a [TOK RELATED] and my bumbaclaaaart bossman is a wasteman, ya get me? sitting on his fat arse, filling out emails, googling shemales, denying ya big G's request to get off early and catch the early bus. fam's toes are freezing yeah

league addict neko, watch this tok and i PROMISE you will no longer like league of legends

>>7387
I stopped playing league already
I now only load it up if my friend wants to play cus then I get to hang out with him

>>7388
great, now you've got more free time to start playing dota like a True Neko :D

snow has fallen in lego city

>>7390
It's good that I don't live in lego city, I only got some rain in Zimna Wódka :)

>>7390
bossman would still expect me to get the block to work

I miss the days when snow would've meant school or lectures are cancelled. Now I still must trudge to work, to wage away in a cage, like some sort of rat, despite all my rage.

Saw a 90 minute video on youtube about this MTF tranny who allegedly has done some dodgy shit, didn't watch it, got 2 minutes in and couldn't stand the narrator, but found it hilarious that even in everything, they will still call this literally hitler a woman, because you can't be hecking transphobic.

>>7393
your country is a joke if stuff got cancelled because of snow (anglos do this)
we could've had half a meter of snow and still be expected to be on time

>>7395
Anglo Sisterhood, dogpile this Russo-Nazi.

>>7396
Actually that's Canadianneko, he's from northern prairies

feeling a little brokeback today. not gay but longing for love ya feel me?

feeling a little brokeback today. not longing for love but gay ya feel me?

>>7393
i was baited into clicking a shrekitok

>>7400
low IQ neko... I've been spamming Reki Jinx for the past 24 neko hours, and you can see Reki's famous cross tattoo in the thumbnail.

>>7401
she has a tendency of making it easy for me to notice its her since most of her tok thumbnails have her face in them
this one caught me by surprise unfortunately

>>7402
Maybe you shrimply should just enjoy Reki toks????

>>7403
her toks are too perfect and my eyes cant handle them
like looking into the sun – blinded by glory

>>7404
The truthseekers association have verified this post as ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FACTUAL.

>people my age that I knew back in my teens are getting married or moving in with their 8+ year relationship partners
2025 will be my year...

>>7406
They're finally gonna legalise gay marriage in 2025?

>>7407
+2

>>7407
+2

>She's literally wearing sandals when there's snow on the ground
Blogspotted

All nekos stand with the farmers in their brave struggle against sir keir starmer's bolshevik land reform policies

>>7411
I never voted for Starmer the Farmer Harmer. I HATE Keir the Queer.

I wish Corbyn was still around brehs

This is how I imagine you tall fellers of neko to look like

>>7411
Actually now that I've read into it, I support Starmer in this. We don't NEED £1 million+ farming estates. Don't want to pay the inheritance tax? Sell off some land, get other people out of the city and into the countryside.

Farmers have these massive plots of land, a lot of wealth and ZERO inheritance tax? Fuck off.

I suggest we move all the refugees to farms. Win-win.

>>7414
Is it some kind of inheritance tax exemption? If so then yea, not very fair that farmers are exempt just because, although it depends.
If implementing the tax would mean that there will be more consolidation (under for example some umbrella of banks or investors or whatever) it might not be very smart.

>>7415
I'd be fully behind the tax if the money went into a fund that existed to support farmers. We've been beaten over the head recently with media about how farmers struggle to maintain a profit. An inheritence tax on the biggest estates, that trickles down to help struggling farmers can only be a good thing.

Source: Knew a girl at university who came from a farming family. They paid her tuiton upfront, she drove a brand new range rover and was an annoying SLAG.

Sauce: Ketchup

>>7416
naurr he's talking about food again..

>☆ #AMYROSE !!
#cosplay #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #amyrosecosplay #amyroseedit #xyzbca #gaming #game #gamecosplay #soniccosplay #anime #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayergirl #animegirl

DO NOT GET IT TWISTED.

Life is Wonderful and Acid will continue to upload cute cosplay tiktoks until the heat death of the universe.

Every action is opposed by an equal reaction of the same magnitude in the opposite direction. So if you just be kind, don't be a negative neko, smile through the pain and do your daily pushups, you will be insured a cosplayer gf before April 6th 2025. Or 3.8 billion people will die on roblox.

>>7418
Only 3,8 billion people will die on roblox? I heard it was almost 5 billion people that would die as predicted on the blizzard world of warcraft forums during the cataclysm expansion on the 8th13th of april 2011 or maybe it was 2012

>cant even numbers schizo-post on end without it formatting strangely
I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE
also thanks for making me remember that goldkino arc of neko. legit the most fun times

>>7420
Numbers schizo will always be in my heart. It's a shame he didn't follow us here, instead there's literally one guy who chooses to just make very obvious, singular, low quality posts once a fortnite.
>FUCKING SHITHOLE
fricking slowhole*
FTFY

>>7421
he was genuinely just so dumb I couldnt tell if he was a bot or not
I loved him like a neko

>>7422
Why couldn't I have gotten the fun kind of mental illness that makes me write silly posts on low user imageboards?

Instead I was cursed with the cyclical depression and gigantic cock illnesses.

>>7423
I got strucken by the calamity that made me not do anything with my life and spend time manually pressing a "Refresh" button on a Brokeback Mountain fan forum

>>7424
It's a nice fan forum though. Better to spend your life refreshing a small website with mostly good posts and mostly good people than f5ing your instagram home page or scrooooooooolling reels.
>calamity
I still haven't beaten any of the mech bosses, FUCK YOU for telling me to go to hardcore mode to 'build faster'

>>7425
>f5ing your instagram home page
I probably open it once every 1-2 hours to check if florinha has posted anything to her story and then close the page again

>>7425
>FUCK YOU for telling me to go to hardcore mode to 'build faster'
y'know, there's a simple fix to this problem... May I... furhaps recommend you to.... pranked u NERD
I am pawsitive that you could do it

>>7426
>f5 for a new rekitron story
>it's just her reposting one of her mid friends
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>7428
boni posts a story which is just a pic of some rando korean girl kpop star and she writes "How do I look like this as a "denomination of person from her town"
she is trolling but then she say "i am NOT trolling I am boxxy you see"

>>7429
Why do brazilian girls like korean guys? I've had this question for a real long time...
>>7427
+2 for the furry puns
-2 for yet again stealing my patented gimmick of furhaps

>>7430
>Why do brazilian girls like korean guys? I've had this question for a real long time...
do they? I havent seen a single case of it

>>7431
I misread your post as korean kpop star and just assumed it was a guy from BTS, I missed the girl part. My apologies Mr Neko.

>>7432
why would she want to look like a GUY anbyways DUUUUH (neko be like: cus kpop guy look like feminine girl low T NO MUSCLE)

>>7431
>do they?
I think ruru was (or is) into some kpop stars.

>>7434
yeah but ruru was not brapzilian (hence why boni mogs her (no vaccine has yet been developed to save a poor tokfu from the lethal bonimog)) thus she had the genetic ability to be interested in kpop boys

got told a few pics I took were "holy kino" let's gooooo

>>7436
post em (unless they doxx you)

>>7438
albion has fallen, millions must swiftsub

>>7437
heres the less doxxy of the two

>>7440
that's a very cute picture anon, gives off spookypilled scarymaxxing vibes

>>7441
the atmosphere was silent hillmaxxing that day with how humid it was
on my street I couldnt see more than 50 meters ahead of me it was pure fog illuminated by yellow streetlights

>Scrolling youtube homepage
>"Nightcore Mix 2013"
>Uploaded 11 years ago
yeah it's gaming time

>on the bus
>it's below freezing
>one guy gets on, sits behind me abs opens the window above me
>wait 5 minutes
>close the window because it's cold and every other window is closed for a reason
>he IMMEDIATELY re opens it
>turn around
>black guy dressed in full face mask with hood up gear
Racism is a learned trait.

you can post mp4s on 4chan now

neko reading harry potter smut underneath the staircase at his job

>>7447
I don't read smut. Yiff in hell furhaps

>>7449
yea yea buddy we already know that you read that stuff

In the lord of the rings, the forces of good were natural, heroic and human figures that embodied good, freedom and every aspect of Evropean virtue.
The bad guys were gender golems spawned from dirt.

Broke Gyatt Club wife has sided with the forces of mordor, and I am too Frodo pilled to simp for that any longer.

Which is to say, she's friends with some of the most annoying people at transsloppa club, so I shrimply couldn't date her, because I'd have to hang out with people I dislike.
>made plans to play X with her and some other people today
>she skipped out to worship the eye of sauron
It's over, albion has fallen, the heroes' guild is no more.


Hey Presto, Insaneo Majesto's new boyfriend has also illuminated for me the cosmic horror of dating such an individual, from extreme displays of PDA, to very cringy public discord enforced flirting, to he (himmler) going fully non-verbal in the middle of a game last sunday, I wouldn't have the fucking patience for this.

Well, I would have the patience for it is the worst part, i'd grit my teeth and bare with it so I could break up with himmler at the next available opportunity, rather than confronting goebbels on how the desert campaign is failing.


Is my post adequeately gibberish? For some odd, paranoid reason I have been worried that people at BGC might somehow see my posts. In which case, my obfuscation is irrelevant, I have said much worse things, I've called most of them fat insane trannies, this is just an artifact of me having a crush on a girl and being paranoid I'd screw it up. Me being attracted to a girl wouldn't be the killing blow, me calling her friends obese autistic trannies would likely be the Bee (queencel) all and end all of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7CVGDPqnZj8 [Embed]

In all seriousness, considering whom someone is friends with is a fairly important part of considering to date them. I don't exactly think the people she hangs out with are bad, but I wouldn't be able to put up with them. The at most, 8 hours a week I'm around them is enough, any future attempts to be around her, that would include certain BGC people I'm not a fan of would be bad.

Therefore, I have given up on BGCwife, and will now just be a gay hermit neko, Ennis Delmar style.

Played a fun game at BGC today, took like 3 hours, but I enjoyed myself. Hung out with BGC girl, and some of the newer people, honestly, only one minor complaint and that is one guy who kept coming up to the tbale to tell us about how epic his d&d game is.
woah... your character went insane and then got knocked out? shiver me fucking timbers. i bet he'll find the one piece next. I. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. YOUR. D&D. SLOPPA.
le epic random encounter where 3 kobolds in a trench coat buttfucked my character whilst covered in cheese.
STOP. D&D5E WAS A MISTAKE I HATE CRITICAL ROLE I HATE MATTHEW MERCER I HAT

>>7451
turning on fiddy halfway through this blogpost was a really fun experience
>Ennis Delmar
fake fan... his surname is actually split a la Del Mar...
+5 good post 8,3/10 Fuck YOU.

>>7452
womemes will NEVER understand why the nekos love this film so much

>>7453
Honestly might be the best romance movie out there desu

>>7454
I meant to do italics but I dont know this DAMN SLOWHOLE I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT

Haha failfish tried to swim but drowned

Certified. Furry. Kino.

>>7457
ew

>one chance at life
>wasn't born in the CITY OF GOD
why even try???

>>7459
Yea BUDDY, you'd LOVE to be living in a city where average life expectancy is 1/3rd of the city you were born in...

>>7460
Life is only worth living if you have an acid tier gf. If you're single, it doesn't matter.
This post is not true, life is wonderful, keep on a happy face nekos, only 2 days until it's caturday and we watch a movie movie movie :D

''You say too late to start, that you're stuck playing Deadlock
That you won't stream any of it
You say too late to start, that you're stuck playing Deadlock
You know your hook will just miss''

legit nothing fun to play, nothing good on youtube, no streams are doing anything interesting, the sun doesnt exist, its cold as fuck
idk what to do anymore

even my dog is was depressed he is more animated today after 3-4 days of him being a bit hangy

>>7464
Tenshi was streaming earlier :D

Lacrossefu got the "what is the biggest planet in the solar system?" question wrong in the work quiz. Time I moved on.

>>7467
Without looking it up: Jupiter.
Let's see if I got it right...
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was pretty sure it was one of the gas giants so Jupiter or Saturn but not like 100% sure

for me? I always repeat "mom waters the earth while i place out new plants" to remember the names of all the planets and their order

>>7469
But that doesn't tell you the sizes

>>7469
Mercury
Wenus
T???
Earth
Wars
I???
Paturn
Oupiter
Neptune
P???
>>7467
Neko... I'm afraid she's rathearted... It's over.
>work quiz
I am glad I never went into the bingo industry, these mandatory work socials would make me want to KYS myself.

>>7471
this neko does NOT know the order of the planets
>>7470
Im bigger than my mom so the "i" means jupiter is bigger than the "mom" which is mercury

>>7471
also this dumbo forgot URANOS

>>7472
>Im bigger than my mom so the "i" means jupiter is bigger than the "mom" which is mercury
I GOOGLED THE PHRASE AND THERE'S 0 RESULTS, YOU JUST MADE THIS THE SPRUCE UP.
this line laughed me though
>>7473
>neko can't stop thinking about my anus

>>7474
you just dont get it *smokes a f*g (not a slur it's a british word)*

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

🎵''AND IF YOU GO
I WANT TO GO WITH YOU
AND IF YOU DIE''🎵

>>7478
You're experiencing time dilation. Breathe slowly. It's going to pass.

>>7477
fail

remember the +4 worthy neko parody that was supposed to be made within 24 hours? it was 1 word long and still hasnt been made

>>7481
I remember, I am still waiting...

On the other hand, I've eaten so much today during the lunch *beeeeeeeelch*, that was some good eating *pats and rubs my tummy*

my 60 year old professor just likened a philosophical theory to the "yo mama theory"

>>7483
Based boomer still keeps up with the hip memes.
>>7481
>>7482
I'm still working on it, and I'm planning a series of horror streams for halloween including dead space and my femboy roommate.

>>7483
What's "yo mama theory"?

>>7485
theres no "yo mama theory" but another professor explained a concept in a way that made the older gentleman say "it's basically a 'yo mama theory'"
>>7484
>I'm still working on it
this nekka is working on one (1) word

This parody is not from the perspective of a neko, or perhaps it is, but you will catch on the further in you get
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo [Embed]

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

"Sir we have a report that a man was typing in gibberish
And we pulled it up and he said he was from bbg
And he said there was gonna be a jihad in nekomerica
With some high value targets, some very high value targets
But when we checkеd it out
It was just a hundred million pictures of bonbis."

Thе oldneko nodded and said
"This means something, this is important. We need to save this
We need to save these bonbis
Get some extra hard drives and get a usb stick
We got some work to do, we gotta save all these buttholes."

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

Deep in Neko in a rectangular tok thread
Filled up by cats, a Truthseeker man asks you a question
"How many posters are we at war with right now?"
You start to count on your fingers
You start to name the posters
But he laughs and says, you're gonna need more hands

A young man just given top secret clearance
Is seated at a computer labeled 'top secret clearance' and he types
His password in
His screen begins to fill with bonbis and bonkers
More and more bonbis, more and more bonkers
So he calls the supervisor
And the supervisor says
"That's what we do here, those might be terrorist bonbis."

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

''I sent a pic of my testicals
''Sent a shit tribute to the admin roles
''Then I ban evaded with my telephone
''Paparazzi flash at the funeral
''Nobody died when Bonbi lied
''But we'll never got to see her joy online
''Emiru never got to see my brown eye
''Perineum, with a brown line

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

>>7487
failboat I forgot to edit one word and forgot to do the closing italicisms on one stanza ACABOUU

>>7487
Holy kino. Bonbischizo clapped back at the nekofags.
+8 is how many stone bonbi has gained since 2018

>>7489
nobody knows what the fuck a stone is you caveman
cavenekos be like hmmm how many feet and stone does this measure up to hmmmm like hello???? we invented measuring tape like 50000 years ago

>>7490
>how many feet
Caught blogspotting in 4k

>>7490
I think a stone is like around 6.350293kg

oh yeah this log of wood is the size of 47 of my decently-sized but still individually variable feet in length, 52 and 17/32ths of the length of my thumbnail and weighs about 833 medium sized stones with somewhat rough edges made out of compact rock composite with low levels of limestone and andesite. said rocks are not to be too big and cumbersome to carry or manipulate but not small enough to where using them as a measure of displacement would be a labouring and tedious activity. this is a logical way of measuring things

Personally my only gripe with stone, aside from not caring about imperial at all so the only reason I've learned some was because I was in Murrican circles for a while, is that it's fucking 14 pounds.
Why 14? Who knows, it's the most arbitrary dumbass idea, since 14 is divisible only by 7 and 2, as opposed to making it 12 (for divisibility) or 10 (because of decimal counting system)

mystery movie 1 hour from now the normal movie time but friday edition
just gotta cook food first
its 2 h long

>>7495
Bro I'm at WORK!!!!

FÙCK YOU FÙCK YOU FÙCK YOU

>>7495
>and its anime kino
You hate me and purposefully did this to slightly me. We are no longer friends, we are now mortal enemies. Watch your back, I will kill you one day.

Just had a certified boomer moment where I spent 3 minutes looking for my left earbud... which was in my ear playing the whole time.

>>7498
It's over, time to get used to dementia neko... I hope you've got a spot in the old folks home saved in advance

Also I found the thing, it might not be the original webm but it's the same thing just remade by someone with better quality video source.

>>7499
fam i saw this video like 8 years ago on /wsg/, is that the movie you watched today?

>>7500
>is that the movie you watched today
That was indeed a part of the movie we watched today yes. It is a very old webm but known enough that I was actually surprised Mr Streamer didn't know about it.

>>7501
You have to remember that Mr Streamer is a babyneko, he didn't discover neko until April 2024 after all. He probably has never used 4chan's /wsg/ board.

>>7502
Naurrrrr it's over, his credentials: RUINED
Personally I discovered neko in May 2024

>>7503
>spoiler
I'm surrounded by alley cats. Maybe I'm just an oldhead, but I distinctly remember going over to my grandparents' house in 1998, because they had a computer, and one of the first sites I logged onto was neko.

This was back when neko had free browser games, I spent hours playing Meet N Fuck: Space Captain and Meet n Fuck: Detective on neko when I was a kid. Now, over 25 years of posting later, I think the site culture has changed.

It's time I hang up my toks, and stop posting forever.

See ya space cowboy.

Okay I'm back, the rest of the internet sucks

>>7505
What about meetnfuckmania.com? I bet you didn't go there if you said that the rest of internet sucks BUDDY

>>7506
I'm too old for Meet N Fuck games now. They were decent when I was a kid, but now that I'm in my 40s I want something with better writing. My Femboy Roomate is a much better game.

planned horror streams and planned lyric parodies
2025 will be our year

>>7508
2025 will actually be the year of the neko in the chinese calender.

All nekos will get girlfriends.
All nekos will lose and or gain weight.
There'll be parodies every week.
Streamerneko will streamerneko horror games and all will laughed at his girlish cries.
Numbers schizo will return and write funny posts.
Adam Obama will stream once more.

>>7509
>2025 will be the Year of the Snake
yeah maybe it's the year of the nekos for YOU given how much you LIE

>>7510
heh, my dongus has been described as snake like by the many women i've FUCKED

>>7511
I have never had my dongus described as a snake by the many women I've FUCKED ;_;
Acabout... To koniec... It's joever...

taking supplements is kinda fun
like, the act itself of taking them is a fun experience to me. I kinda wanna just sit and eat capsules now and then for enjoyment but that sounds like a weird thing to do

I hate my country and I want to die.
I didn't vote for starmeeeerrr.

>>7513
Depends on the supplement, if it was those type where you gotta stick it up your ass, you wouldn't have as much fun... unless...

>>7514
thats not a supplement, thats a suppository

>>7515
Wise guy eh?
I've got supplement for your face right here buddy
*throws a punch*
#d20

>>7516
>forgot his indefinite article
naurr RuZZianPrinceton...

swedish milf news anchor (she is the host of the tiktok department of one of our biggest newspapers)

>>7519
>his right arm is 3x bigger than his left arm
and people say masturbation isn't a valid form of working out

youtubesloppa bros... we are so back.

>>7522
>he already watched 30 minutes
Yea buddy I SEE your betrayal

>>7523
I am speedrunning the video on 2x speed sunglasses emoji chad emoji

Zomng. warlockracy mentioned!!!

>>7524
YOUTUBE SLOPPA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Makes sense that Patrician watches Warlockracy tbh, I feel their styles are kind of similar? Well at least it seems like Warlock wouldn't make him angry

>>7461
>only 2 days until it's caturday and we watch a movie movie movie :D
werent you gonna stream today

>>7526
He got distracted by youtube sloppa posted, it's over

>>7526
>>7527
I didn't get distracted by youtube sloppa, at 5 minutes past 7, aka normal movie time I went to twitch, saw the movie wasn't happening and then got distracted by youtube sloppa.

I assumed Mr Streamer, aka Movie Neko, aka Mr Streamer, was gonna stream a movie. But HE streamed on friday instead >:(
Maybe he streamed on friday because my life is wonderful post made it seem like I was gonna stream on caturday. Furhaps I have caused my own downfall.

I'm sorry, probably due to my own posts there wasn't a movie this caturday, feel free to blame me. I'm still working on the My Femboy Roommate stream though, it's coming in 2025!

This offer still stands >>7113

What do you think about Miner Johnson Skegness neko?

>>7529
ill watch it (assuming its an interesting topic)

>>7531
>assuming its an interesting topic
Sorry! Maybe next time then.

>>7530
I think the 20 minutes long discussion on his backstory was going a bit far. I used to like his videos but ever since the Oblivion video he's really been padding the runtime.
>He's still talking about how world of warcraft invented futanari porn
>it's been 10 minutes

>>7533
I dunno, for me his videos are just background that I listen to while grinding some game.
Rn I'm playing Stardew and tuning into him mostly but not like 100%

>>7534
I'm about 2 hours deep, played Project Zomboid whilst listening. Pretty decent day of PZgrinding. Got a nice base slightly out of the city, generator, stocked up on fuel, working car. Literally months worth of food stockpiled in freezers.

Probably need to give myself a goal before I get bored.

Almost done with No Girlfriend November! Can't wait to win Don't Date December and then extend my streak throughout Just Me January and Forever Alone February 💪🙏

>>7536
All that leads into Marriage Rush March, where a relative dies and leaves you a huge inheritance but only if you get married within 7 days.

>>7537
Sorry I just joined yesterday and I do not get this reference, also it would be very stupid idea to try to rizz up a 9yo during that 7 days for no reason whatsoever.

Bravo, Mr. Letourneau... You did it again you bastard

>She's got a boyfriend now
I MISSED MY CHANCE

>>7541
you didnt miss your chance; youve already said that you werent interested

>>7542
Yea but he was and was just coping

>>7543
to koniec...

>>7542
Yeah I'm a chadrick with a snake dongus. I can always get a supermodel

>>7545
oh well, that just means you have more time to go back to flirting with bgcgirl and talk to her about how paw patrol actually is copaganda meant to denigrate the working class and impose classist indoctrination onto kids

There's now two couples doing PDA at BGC. I genuinely hate my kite and I want to fly, I ain't got no wind speed.

>>7547
I think you should PDA with some grass buddy

>>7548
naurrrr dont kick him whilst he's down

Haley is trying to rizz me up by taking care of animals and saying that "she could get used to farm life"...

I am now gonna hopemaxx so I don't ropemaxx

>>7552
you are the only neko that doesnt deserve to be told 'FUCK YOU' upon sight
>>7550
FUCK YOU
>>7551
FUCK YOU

>>7553
Yea? FUCK YOU too then

>>7554
Which one of the two FUCK YOUs were you? I need to know this information so that I can best tailor my angry reply

>>7555
Yea? Well FUCK YOU then, I won't tell you BUDDY

>>7556
FUCK YOU for being one of the two FUCK YOU-worthy FUCKERS but also FUCK YOU for not telling me which one of them you are
FUCK YOU

blogpost: I finished the NieR anime and the first season of Made In Abyss
The latter of the two is absolute. furry. kino.

Blogpost: Life is in my control and I will no longer let side events get me down.

>>7558
The idea that life is in my control is more likely to get me down than me being able to cope that it's all uncontrollable

>>7559
There are aspects of my life that aren't in control, like my parents and home situation, but me living at home IS something I can control.

I've seen that the cleaning job I work at, has morning shifts available. I've figured, if I can get an apartment or room within walking distance, I could double my hours and effectively lose very little time, whilst earning twice as much. I already work 3 hours a day and spend nearly 3 hours commuting. If I changed to working 6 hours a day, with 30 minutes of walking, I'd be making half decent money, living on my own, and free from one of the biggest mood killers in my life which is something I lack control over.

Will I miss the 2 hours on the bus, browsing 4chan and reading fanfics? A little. But it'll be worth it when I can drop 50 swifted a week to Tenshillion.

>>7560
grammatical mistake spotted. your nekocred score just dropped to ZERO.

>>7561
Grammar no longer matters to me, I have the ability to cease the future. To sea my own future. To diamond dozen.

But in all seriousness, doubling my working hours but moving closer to my job so I can walk there is just a genius play, I will be paid twice as much to essentially do the same hours.

>>7562
Add it to your list of "I'll get around to doing these eventually"s

Protestant work ethic: I must live closer to my job so I can work for twice as long.
Catholic work ethic: 3 hours of commute? Maybe I can sleep another hour and tell my boss the bus was late.

>>7564
I thought this was some weird eastern euro language until like 9 seconds in
What an accursed dialect

>>7564
Guess I'm tradcath now :)

It's another
>read this case about turdistani goonmaterial and discuss the legal implications and philosophical arguments about it
seminar

>>7567
Yea but then how will you know what to do in court if you have to defend or offend against someone using turdistani goonmaterial HUH?

>>7564
I've told you about my job, I sit on my ass and read fanfictions for half my shift.
I will be replacing 2 and a half hours of reading fanfictions on the bus and waiting for the bus, with an extra 3 hours of 'work', which means 1 hour and 30 minutes of work.

I'll get paid twice as much, to at most, work 2 more hours a day. The commute back home is the most draining part of the shift. One late bus and I'm 45 minutes late home, it's soul crushing, like if bonbibonkers sat on your soul.

>>7568
For that matter it would actually be a useful seminar but this is legit just "is it morally right that private individuals can (technically) buy turdistani videos from the court system?" (legal loophole to get legal cave vids due to a constitutional right we have, possibly closed down in a patch since this is about a few cases from 1993)

>>7570
>is it philosophically good that people could obtain case material that was/is illegal to possess
Yea I don't know, that requires a real big thinker, maybe if I think about it real hard I'll manage to come to some kind of conclusion...
I understand the premise, there's even some gray area there like for example it might not be legal to possess cracked software and it can be treated as evidence in specific cases, but I would expect for the lawmakers to think about ramifications of sharing absolutely everything.

it went from 10C to -10C to 10C again in the span of 2 weeks
goood weather engine, gaben. almost believable

>>7572
Don't worry, it's only a few days of good weather :)

>>7553
tok related. FUCK YOU and good morning to all the nekos, do not get it twisted, life is wonderful, the sun is shining, we are all gonna make it, GeoWizard will release a new straightline mission in the next 3 months, Warlockracy has a Troonout: New Gender video coming up next, Keir Starmer's days in office are numbered, screenshot this post and send it to 5 friends and you will have good luck and many girlfriends in 2025!

>>7574
I'm not doing any of that sry bucko

>>7575
zomg, the rare repeating numbers in a pattern!!!

>>7575
>he aint getting many girlfriends in 2025
Uh oh incel alert!!!!!!1111

War... War never changes...

Oh, so I'm not a feminist? Then explain why I sit down to pee.
Sometimes... sitting down is standing up for what you believe in

>>7579
I do horse stance when in bathroom. If you cannot hold horse stance for a minute or 2, you do not deserve to relieve yourself. I will NEVER sit down to do ANYTHING in the bathroom.

EU QUERO
FAZER SEXO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChatGPT has ruined the Internet and everything else. Discuss.

[THIS POST WAS WRITTEN WITH AI ASSISTANCE]

>>7582
How about you discuss it first and then we reply to you

>>7581
Eu não faço nada, compro tudo feito.

>>7584
que tokfu fofa, parecida com a Rezzi

>>7584
Rezzi if he was a girl

the biggest upset just happened in my animu and now its looking bleak
to koniec

The upset was that Senjougahara is still the worst girl

>>7587
>>7588
one day i'll watch that animu and understand these references

>>7589
add it to the lists of eventuallies

Brownjougahara, my beloved

>>7582
Been thinking about this post since yesterday. So true. I don't know I'm just writing nonsense and attaching files. Hope Claude deletes my job so I can retire before 30.

>>7592
Yea but where's the soul in Claude hallucinating some shit?
Even if it could replicate this basket weaving forum community, there's no emotion in it, which is kinda like the whole point.

>>7593
Some He/Himmler posted a screenshot in the BGC discord of they/themmler using ClaudeGPT to write xir chemistry assignment for xim.

The next generation is already cooked, first year university assignments (you literally just have to submit SOMETHING to pass) and they're already relying on Claude. The future of science is dead, humanity is dead, we've got 30 years left at most before some head of state gives AI control over the nuclear launch codes.

>where's the soul
There isn't any, but people that spit out and spam these AI genned slop do not care, they are not creative people, they have never made anything. It's not much, but the goofy song parodies a few of us here write, the original neko content, that's more than 95% of humanity does creatively. Most people just wake up, then wage up, all veggies no eggs, hit the gym all chest no legs.

It's acabou.

Turns out I am visibly older than 18 because the somewhat cute girl working the cahs register at the pharmacy didn't even begin to think about asking me for ID when I bought non-prescription meds
She must've been a crazy young pharmacist, didn't look older than 23 tbh

>a few of us
Turns out I am textually fatter than 18 stone because the somewhat cute neko working the megu mines at the nekoplace didn't 3ven begin to think about referring to me as a singular when I posted non-creative parodies
He must've been a crazy hung miner, didn't look smaller than 23 tbh

>>7594
>hit the gym all chest no legs.
Yea I wish people were actually hitting the gym, instead it's ozempic this, eat like a pig that...
I still have some hope for counterculture in the younger generation but it's fading.
>>7595
Yea I dunno, never have been asked for ID at the pharmacy. I don't even think it's common to do that here, when I was underage I've gone to get OTC drugs and never have been asked either.
If you don't get asked for ID while buying alchywhole then it's over.

>>7596
genuinely guffawed with joy and whimsy, posts like this will never be replaced by gayI like Claude. take my daily +2, +4 and my weekly +6 stranger.

>>7597
I still get ID:d for alcohol so it's over there

I have NEVER been ID for alcohol
I have NEVER purchased alcohol

>>7600
>he will never know the feeling of being mistaken for being younger than you are
Absolutely irrevocably acabou.

>>7601
that neko has pierced ears and they are not fooling ANYONE regarding his lack of youth

>>7602
How the spruce did you know I was the pierced ears chadrick?

>>7603
only a man who pierces the gay ear would ever be one that has never bought alcohol

>>7604
gay earS

Lacrossefu's place in my heart has been usurped by the new girl working at costa

>>7606
>was stupid at one work quiz
>neko drops her instantly
Many such cases

>>7606
How often are you going to costa if you're able to recognise new employees?

Miss my sandwich era
Miss my ice cream era
Miss my carrot era

I am an empty husk of my former self. I have no dietary gimmick. I feel no joy.

>>7609
A donut gimmick Wood Bee funny

>>7610
sry I dont wanna be fat

>>7611
Omg just let people enjoy food

>>7612
You can enjoy it in moderation, which fatties refuse to do

>>7613
I thought /neko/ was free from the tyranny of mods that ban us for being free thinking bonbi posters? Why would you advocate for moderation?

>>7614
He's saying that the only one that can enjoy it is the admin of this board neko.
You totally misunderstood him.

>>7615
I've heard the Chadmin is a Chadrick with pierced ears (very chadly and not fat)

good morning to the nekos who post LATAM and to the nekos who post warlockracyslop

bosting a cyute nozzomi

fell in love with another tiktok news caster
she is so pretty, bros... total joyous femboy with really pretty blonde short hair
cant post because it doxxes my dog but... bros...
searched her name up and she goes to my uni its so acabou

>>7617
THATS ME YAY :)
>bosting a cyute nozzomi
It was okay.
>>7618
Yea buddy I think you should hit her up, just do it.

I've just done 1 minute 50 seconds of a plank. Today is going to get better maybe.

>>7619
>Yea buddy I think you should hit her up, just do it.
<oh yeah I saw you on tiktok doing a report for the newspaper. I know you go to a different department but do you wanna watch brapzilian movies (in portuguese and with no english subs) with me??????
would work....right?

>>7618
>femboy
I MEANT T OMBOY I MEANT TOMBOY I JUST READ MY OWN MESSAGE AND NOTICED THE TYPO
thank god I noticed it before anyone else so I could correct this I MEANT TOMBOY. TOMBOY.

>>7620
>would work....right?
Yeap, 100%, she's going to GET INSTANTLY SOAKED Actually though it might not be the worst idea, at least it might make her laughed
>>7621
Naurrrrrrrr, he's confirmed ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GAY
WHY DOES HE POST GAY STUFF ALL THE TIME?

I will not watch Arcane and I think Jinx cosplays are fucking stupid but I legally have to post this and endorse my fu ;3

>>7623
Watch chinese version so you won't have to ingest any lgbt propaganda.
I think Jinx is the least worst of the bad cosplays you could have experienced

New BBM edit on my fyp

>BBM
BonbiBonkersMassive?

Life is Torment, I go to BGC, home of the nerds and the virgins, to be with my kin. Yet I see fricking breeders hugging, kissing and getting all lovey dovey.

I hate breeders so much, can't they go for a few hours without rubbing their romantic bliss in the faces of us incels, truecels, nekocels and queencels?

I'm gonna show them. Once I hit the gym and become a Charles Chadington, then all the females will want me, and I will reject them.

But first, to cope with the pain of feeling lonely I picked up a small box of 24 donuts. This first one is double chocolate :D

>>7627
certified. kanye. kino.

I too scorn Jinx cosplays.

Jinx like Toga, is a cosplay that you literally cannot look worse in.

>>7631
lots of fat women in jinx cosplays that make it worse because theyre no longer wearing baggy thick sweaters to cover their FLUBBER ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

>>7632
fat women do not exist on my fyp page ever since i unfollowed [your favourite tokker]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20 [Embed]
There are gimmicks within
There are gimmicks without
Try to catch the reference in a paper cup
There's a big get ahead
Many big gets are lost
But you'll never see the end of the thread
While you're posting with me

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

There's a hole in my heart
and I filled it with fus
My tok collection is causing me suspicion
But there's no Snoo
In the 'chen thread today
Tales of Emory and Kay
''But you turn right over to the Tenshi page

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm vagrant again
Like the ticks of a clock
And I'm counting the days till the movie night starts
Only slowposts ahead
Post a tiktok or two
Get to know the feeling of gimmickpostan and release

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

>>7633
FUCK YOU

>>7634
Thank you for posting on this site neko, another great parody by the parody master.

Will you be streaming a movie on saturday? If not, I have a few documentaries I'm interested in watching that I'd stream (Louis Theroux sloppa) but if you've got an idea you should stream instead :)

>>7635
I HAVE NOTTINGG!!!!!!!!!!

>>7630
Tok unrelated?

>>7636
Okay bossman! I'll download some Louis Theroux sloppa and put it on for saturday.

LMAO THAT LIVE REPLY +2 +2 +2 +2

>>7638
>LMAO THAT LIVE REPLY +2 +2 +2 +2
what blud talkinbout

>>7639
real TRUE nekos saw it.

>>7639
He's hallucinating, there was no live reply.
I think it might be sugar rush from the first dozen donuts kicking in.

it's been so long since I was "ttg-brained" that I've started to forget names of tokkers. Outside of the ones I post or have posted, I can probably only name like 8

>>7642
I only know Snoo, Kay, Emory and Licklerat

>>7643
>Licklerat
A new fu just dropped?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs [Embed]
If Bonbi was all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen cute tokfus in every way
And I see cute tokfus every day
Fatfus spanning beyond my sight
And a million simps all up spamming her likes
We don't have to be high to look at a pie
and know that a fatfu's mouth is opened wide
Look at the Funkys, Brees, the cuckold bees''
And everyone posting from Albion, please
Fat tokfus they look like dogs
Wide necked giraffes, like hippos or hogs
And I've seen ~eighty-five thousand people
All in one thread, posting as equals
Pure magic is five toks in one bid
and I've seen rares that would shock your eyelids
Abbles isnt a troon, and she's from Mars
The Milky Way, she's riding shooting stars
OF hoes, (You)r tokfu blows
Laughed a little joke and culture grows
Emory Pack? Your post's been hid
All those you post fucking look like kids
Fucking claudeposts should go down the drain
There's enough cancer here to blow your brains
I gave an @ to a caveposter back in the day
He tried to doxx my tokfu, she ran away
And gimmicks are magic, pure and clean
You can make them and post them but they can't be mean

Gimmicks are all magic
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
It's just there in the thread
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
Pure motherfucking gimmicks
Right?
This shit'll blow your mothafuckin mind
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)

Gimmicks are a lot like love, they're all a feeling
And it fills the thread, from the start to the ending
I see nekoposts all around me
Stop and look around, they're all astounding
Megus, Tokfus, gems and dirt
Fucking #d10, how does it work?
And I don't wanna talk to a dietist
Ya'll motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Comfy posts in stormy weather
Five of us oldnekos all together
And I love my fu for giving me this
Toks in my feed, taking nothing for granted
I seen an uggofu turn into a cutiepie
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Chazrick's little posts are kinda faggy
and his tiktok fus look kinda haggy
Gimmickposts each and everywhere you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This thread is yours for (You) to explore
There's nothing but gimmickposts beyond your door
This neko board is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this shit creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Toks, toes, the BGC hoes
The enigmas of the world, mysteries the most
Just open thread, and it ain't no way
To ignore the gimmickposts of every day

Nekos everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
So many nekoposts, oldneko nekoposts)

I couldve watched so many episodes of my epic galactic wars anime tonight before sleeping but tonight I have chosen another path

>>7644
licklerat aka reversetrap2000 is an ancient 2018 /wsg/ tokker

like one BBM edit and my fyp is just BBM edits back to back to back
I'm not complaining

just (8 hours ago assuming it posts this time) had the weirdest graphical bug in my life happen
my left monitor turned purple

>Slowhole was down for like 5 hours
I hate end

BOSSMAN asked if I want to work on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve.
*cracks whip*
Wagies will NEVER be free

>>7650
nah it was down for like 9 hours because I couldnt post at all since I woke up

new bonipic and this has quickly become top 2 boni pics for me

>>7651
Cute boin
I posted >>7648 so it was around 8 hours of downtime. Why wasn't it when the nekos were sleeping? The Endermin is really bad at his job. I'm going back to Chen. Peace out ✌️

I so so so hope AIfags meet an untimely death when it starts giving them dietary recommendations to drink bleach

>>7653
#claude Should I mix bleach and ammonia while cleaning the bathroom?

>>7653
Why would you ChatGPT a question that takes 5 seconds to Google?

>>7655
You wouldn't get it, those people are AI OBSESSED, they don't understand that if the question is hard to look up that the chance of AI hallucinating up shit rises up exponentially.
AI can solve an integral for me? WELL SHIT I BET IT CAN ANSWER EVERYTHING NOW
Except for the 90% of the times where I've faced a tougher question that cannot be answered by a quick search and AI just made up shit that had nothing to do with reality

>>7656
They should ask ChatGPT to teach them how to Google :)

>>7655
#claude Why would someone ChatGPT a question that takes 5 seconds to Google?

forsen is back live.... after 26 days of absence.... just when my forsen withdrawals were starting to go away, he ropes me back in....

>>7659
Is he still playing furry Russian roulette

>>7653
Giving midwits access to the Internet was a Miss Take

>>7661
I was going to make a joke post by pasting your post into chatgpt and replying with whatever it shat out but halfway through reading what it responded I got bored so yea...
I HATE THE AI
I HATE THE AI
I HATE THE AI

>>7660
he was earlier but i missed all of it cus I was grocery shopping 😔
they have updated the game so the host ragequitting doesnt cancel the lobby anymore!! the god gamer will be back to winning!

saffron is so fucking tasty ambatabuss....

>>7663
Haha imagine if Sputnik Putinton played it on ZZtream, would that be epic or what???

>>7665
actually yeah
because he is a SHIT LIAR so he would just lose ALL THE TIME and we would all laugheding at him
Only a fool would try to defeat a dog

Oh my GOD another LATAM TRIPS they just CANT STOP WINNING
>>7665
Yea but he would never because he never streams anymore...

>>7666
NOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

went back to remember where the sputnikprinceton the Zupporter joke came from and hoooly fuck thats a kino post I recommend you all read it NOW
>>7139

>>7667
sorry buddy the furry gets the trips in this town

Yo listen up **here's a post
About a neko who lives in a slowhole
And day and all night
And everything he scrapes
Is just mid like him
Inside and outside

Mid his fu with the mid little cosplays and a mid cat pet
And everything is mid for him
And himself and everyneko around
Cus he ain't got nobody to +2**

>>7670
Yea? When I become the dictator I will ban ALL THE FURRIES FUCK YOU

added some brapzilian on discord and wrote with him a bit
apparently I annoy him greatly because I type like a "dumbass zoomer / favela-dweller" and that i need to cease with my favelado language at once HAHAAH we are so fucking back
Not that this is a good thing – it would probably piss off portugato as well – but it means that I am doing a good job learning and imitating natural communication

Is EveryNeko that wants to watch Sputnik play Liar's Bar available tomorrow at 11am GMT? If so, I shall stream it then.

If not, I'll stream on Caturday

pic related, my shopping cart

new jinks unseen to even my eyes i will have my first glance on nekocords servers

>>7675
verdict: i really liked it

>>7675
She has the Oyasumi PunPun guy drawn on her wall? Have you read the manga? I heard from a friend that it gave him depression so I'm avoiding it because I'm depressed enough already :)))

>>7677
yeah neko I have already mentioned that I have read it and thats why I was so depressed back last winter season (around december january)
reading that, cozied up in my room with a big cup of tea and with the minecraft volume beta soundtrack very quiently tocando in my ears was one of the comfiest experiences I have had probably since I slept in the same bed with a woman and her soft skin laid atop my chest slowly expanding and contracting as she deeply breathes in her sleep
anyways I was getting sidetracked for a bit. Goodnight Punpun was really nice but it shattered me and only strengthened my deep despair of tfwnogf. Planning on reading it again in portuguese when I finish reading the other mangos I plan on reading
Also, didnt I show the boni aiko edit I made on stream?

>>7678
>that second line
fuck you. I had just gotten away from my daily sadness spiral and you just HAD to remind me that the last time I was close with a woman was TEN (ten) years ago. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
>edit
was that an edit??? it didn't look edited to me.

>>7679
for me? 4 years in january
the last time it meant something? was 6 years this october
>>7679
>was that an edit??? it didn't look edited to me.
I didnt post it now because posting it would DOXX me but I showed it on stream and I think you called it cringe

>>7680
Was it the friday stream or further back than that? If it was friday, I'm afraid I was working late (cus im a CLEANER)

LIVE FOR A VERY BRIEF GAME
https://www.twitch.tv/chazprinceton

>>7681
many months ago

did you nekos read that really long blogpost the frog made about having a ghost poop? what the fuarck did he mean by that

>>7684
I mentally skipped over it, I will not be associated with the poop posters.

>the nekos dont wanna share the hype of a complete ghostie with a fellow nekka
le sigh..

Siphoning my fus' BPD so they get healthier 🤗

>>7687
Siphoning my BPD towards your fu so they get crazier 😈

Stream in 15. I gotta get food

played 2 games, got 2 more scarves for my collection.

5 card games where you can play up to 3 cards DO exist. must be a rule they put on or something. 5 card games were way more fun, there's actual strategy to it.

>>7690
>I start watching the stream
>he immediately turns it off
Yea okay I see how it is BUDDY
>there's actual strategy to it
I think the biggest problem (I assume it's like town of salem just furry) is that it's just played with randoms on the net, which is most of the time not as good as playing with a stable crew and makes it almost impossible to bluff properly

>>7691
I turned it off because nobody was watching and the stream started doing that "lag out for 2 minutes" bit, like 5 minutes in, so I figured bad internet day anyway
>town of salem just furry
HOLY. KINO. why hasn't anyone made this yet? Wood Bee good.

but yeah I agree, I can't ever go back to town of salem now that I've played with the BGC Sunday group, in the town of salem-like they play on sundays, except it's in person and it's not just "role?" "oh im lookout" "no I'M LOOKOUT FUCK YOU"

>stream will be live at THIS SPECIFIC TIME
>even delays it 15 minutes
>noneko shows up
>stream ends
>"woah i just got here where's the stream"
FUCK. YOU. ALL.

i am NOT playing furry sexooo bar anymore. I am a "My Femboy Roommate" streamer from now on. The game was removed from steam due to a line of dialogue suggesting the femboy is underage, I cannot purchase it now...

>>7694
>FUCK. YOU. ALL.
Yea buddy I was TEN minutes late and it was already over.
>My Femboy Roommate
You wouldn't be able to stream it, it's an actual porn game.

>>7695
>You wouldn't be able to stream it, it's an actual porn game.
I'm pretty sure a shit site like noice would let me stream anything

neko be like
>let me put some weird ass time when NO NORMAL PERSON is awake
>oh, theyre not here INSTANTALY? RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
meanwhile Amaury be like
>let me play the same cool video game for HOURS just to entertain my nekos
>casually gets 3rd place like a BAOWS

>>7696
I thought noice is just a twitch competitor just with more brainrot included, not any "free speech" thing.
I know there are probly some sites that would probably allow you to do it but those are alt-right "branded".

On the other hand, I've just checked noice and it has a total of 9 streams going on right now. Guess that Tenshi collaboration didn't pan out.

I gained 3 kg but I starved myself so I lost them again

>>7698
As soon as her paid contract ended, she never mentioned Noice again. It's probably just a shitty tech startup, they've gotten investors in, used that money to rent semi-popular streamers, who immediately bailed because Noice doesn't have high viewership or a reliable way to make money.

Twitch/YouTube are the ONLY platforms to stream on and that's the tea sis.
>>7697
>cool video game
I enjoyed the tournament but watching Bloons Tower Defence 6 for an entire afternoon wasn't very cool

>>7700
>for an entire afternoon wasn't very cool
it was the most fun nekostream EVER

one of my profs is a 26 year old chick and shes pretty cute
I like listening to her lectures

>>7702
Would you like to listen to her lectures if she wasn't cute nor young?

turns out this black friday nonsense shit is backfiring on companies
the marketing budget is said to be 2x as large during november compared to any other month and the sales on friday itself increases by 150% compared to any other regular day but the week(s) leading up to black friday sees such shopping drop-off that the total increase in sales is just 7% over all

>>7703
yeah but i listen more cus she is cute, young and has a nice voice