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Breaking: Could Trump be winning too much?
We cut to totally se-se-cereal physicist observation expert: Tony Cross.
Hey Tony. So, Trump is just recklessly trying to destroy the world by creating a black hole from the sheer mass of winnings, is that correct?
Yes Andy, that's --
Great. So you agree, Orange Man Bad?
Andy, it's clear from here that --
Awesome. We've learned a lot here.
We have to cut to break, but stay turned for a currently developing story: "Trump face found in woman's oatmeal while she was eating breakfast in bed, naked, a new form of sexual assault? Stay tuned."