>>62212
>the "mr bones wild ride" aspect of it, the feeling of becoming an unwilling spectator subject to a freak show
That's a good way to put it. Like my life is an endless episode of Takehashi's Castle.
>Didn't notice how tall he was
A standard US doorway is 6'8". That, and his scale relative to Jezebel, gave it away.

>>62208
Have you seen those meme videos where the food truck guy stylishly sprays seed oil sauce on every layer of the food, then on the food's carton, then on the bag, then on the customer's arms? It's a parody, but not far away from the IRL slop that can be bought in the popular millennial-filled US cities The gluttony of it has a certain oddness that I can't look away from.