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>*simp vibes intensify*

Well that's ok, she's still my fren. Plus we do occasionally still have the sex. We're just not living together or actually together or codependent anymore, but she's a good albeit rather intense oftem sociopathic fren. Also I do that shit for all my frens so now I'm a simp for doing shit for frens? Fuck right off with that shit.

Plus my friends don't use charm, they use indentured servitude, entrapment, unlawful detainment, false imprisonment, blackmail and intimidation. Who needs charm? I'm the one who uses charm.

>host's ex-girlfriend did similar stuff before I threw her out.

Uh, she owned me like an exotic tiger kind of shit, this is nothing.

>Never try that in Bavaria.

In America, if you don't want to get ganked, don't step up without back up. Also, women win no matter who did anything first or at all.