New dream:

So apparently Beyoncé Knowles Carter and her husband? got a divorce, and she got full custody. Then because she's half black she got arrested and is in prison for ever. Because that's what black people do. Anyway, I have a kid somehow and a wife, I don't know them actually but in the dream they weren't going to be too happy about what happens next. Beyoncé's three kids are given to me, full custody and more they're just my kids now. A boy and two girls. So obviously, they're all just children under 10 and they're going to prison because black. I say, "no kids of mine are going to prison, you're white now."

Poof, they're no longer going to prison, but they're still black. Not to worry, they have a white father and milado anyway so they're now the token blacks, respected, charished by all the little whitey children, integrated and slated for long healthy and prosperous lives because of course they have a father, me. That's like the cure to black oppression you know, because no black kids have fathers in reality because all their fathers are in prison and their mothers and them.

Anyway, I get her nice house too, but now I have two houses and two families and in dream I know my wife will not like having suddenly more kids so I'm thinking I'd have a secret second family but naa. Apparently my kid loves the idea of a brother and sisters, I don't even know the sex of my kid in dream, it's not bestie I don't think which is unusual. I somehow know this.

Their house is at first run down and dirty but as soon as I'm their father, it's restored to it's former glory, large and beautiful, that's the whitey boon.

Fun dream, wholesome, thank you brain, brain owed me one after last night.