>>2994
Saw it on /int/, reality truly is the greatest satire.
>hear faint Hebrew noises under floor
>call exterminator
>'Sorry Sir, bad news. You have Jews under your house, there's tunnels everywhere!'
>exterminator gasses tunnels but a few still make it out, skittering around in daylight like roaches

But seriously, that's an impressive tunnel system. The hell were they doing down there in those white-tiled rooms?