You don't know my other stories, like getting shot at by my drugged out brother or being poisoned by him, or choked out by my sister, or getting nearly electrocuted, you can't fucking kill me that easily lol. Or that time I almost drove off a cliff in the Yukon territory 100km from anywhere, or nearly slipped off the roof of a 5 story building, or drove through a forest fire and saw the flames licking the windshield, or nearly caught by rednecks in the middle of nowhere or by gang members in NYC, or taken out by a mama black bear with cubs on a hike or fought off a pit bull in the ghetto.
This is nothing of consequence. Heck I wanted to finish the job myself more than twice so FUCK YOU DEATH, COME AT ME BRUH! I'll out live my enemies, the world owes it to me. There's only one left and he's 10 years older and obease. I'll spit in death's bony eyehole and call him a punk for not coming sooner, fucking lazy bitch. No, he's gotta come so I can make that fucker take me and do his fucking job. Ain't gunna do it for him now mfer.
It feels good to not give a fuck if I live or die, all you suckers can lament my passing and I'll drink your crocodile tears.
