>>3949
>the fuck are you? this world is doomed
I'm not worshiping any of those epitomes of evil or anyone else for that matter but they may have as much unnatural interest in me as host if you know what I mean. I'm a veery useful tool after all on top of providing constant entertainment. Gods love that. This is my strongest defense. As long as you're potentially useful and entertaining you'll be kept alive and well maintained like an expensive super cool machine. It's more like a business relationship.

>>3948
>mechanism of doom
Now that's not very nice! My power to create even surpasses my ability to destroy. Well, as soon as I'm back to my old self. Right now both are a joke. But Eldath should get off her high horse, I can clean up her lakes and restore her forests that the mortals have destroyed. I even do it for free but you gotta live with my not-so pacifist downsides. Pot smoking hippies aren't known to solve any problems. You wanna get something done then you gotta put up with some collateral damage. That's how the world works.

>>3953
>Chaotic evil fighter multiclasses into peace cleric
Literally me. I love my peaceful harmonic life but it can only be maintained by preemptively eradicating everything that could potentially disturb that peace. No people, no problems.