Waz walking, not paying attention

I go to work before dawn, so it's dark.

These fucking skunks are everywhere from the parking lot to the door.

So I see something out of the corner of my eye, it's a fucking skunk, standing on it's fucking front legs, tail up butt facing me.

Idk how the fuck this shit head didn't spray me. 3 fucking feet from me. Dude would have gotten kicked if he did mutherfucker.

Never been sprayed, never want to.

God damnit