>>5615 Okay Yakumo the pedo, how tf do you get anything but skeeved out by the pudding people?
They're tiny, frail looking, bony, they speak slowly, they get nervous just trying to do mundane things. I spent two hours volunteering for a 5th grade class science thing and there were some lucid kids there but most of them, like 75% were like... not able to keep a straight thought.
Bestie must just be super comfortable with me and dang smart, she flubbs up her sentences sometimes but rarely, and she's also pretty tall as they go because a lot of these kids were just dwarven.
It was pretty cringe and I'm immune to cringe but I felt uncomfortable. You got to be a special kind of special to handle these 10-yr olds on a daily basis.
Very many thoughts ran through my head about the supposed age of Ulla and Hali in my story and they're probably more like 16+ with 10-yr old bodies. Still they'd have to be tiny. I know Joy is tiny but she's also short even for her biological age but yeah, even if Ulla is like Bestie in height Hali would be a tiny pixie like thing to have to deal with. They're super cute but there's no way I could ever under any circumstances cross that threshold.
I don't even think you realize just how off putting and vulgar it is. Idk what kind of odd hybrid 9000 yr old vampire in a 10 yr old body Alice would be yet still somehow not? It boggles the mind.
